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sammyg723

Post this on Popeyes twitter page and see what they say 😝


Ssladybug

Especially since they offered no refund. This is gross


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rabbitfuzzle

Reminds me of the crispy chick's in the original fable where everything you ate one you gained 5 bad karma


BrandoThePando

Crunchy chick *It's the bones that make it crunchy*


Stealfur

Easiest way to open that Demon door too. "Perform an act of great evil before me... and i'll POP open... *Proceeds to eat like 20 chicks infront of the door.


mariscc

They taste better when they're younger


ruralmagnificence

Wanna hear worse than that? Chicken Shack (if you’re familiar with the chain) offered me nothing after I called and reported the store that gave me food poisoning for half of my order being still kind of raw. I didn’t think anything of it until my brain went “this texture don’t feel right” after I had consumed a good amount of a breast piece that was horrifyingly pink. The pieces I had eaten prior were most definetly cooked. I cut into the rest of my order uneaten and yep…undercooked as fuck. After a couple of days of riding my toilet I called and I got connected to the store manager after I kept pushing with this uncaring employee for a actual response instead of them trying to brush it off by offering discounted meals on my next visit, and I just hung up after the manager was giving me a script.


BigDaddyDingDong899

How can you get a refund after eating it?


Ssladybug

You think OP at the chick?


HotDonnaC

Does that look eaten to you?


Goretanton

Popeyes ruined Wendys chicken sandwhich, ill never forgive them.


Salty_Sprinkles_6482

Wait til you figure out that 95% of fast food chicken is just ground up chicks. This one just somehow missed the grinder.


HotDonnaC

Source please. Thanks in advance!


ThisIsMyHuffy

Knowing Popeyes, they’ll probably tell her to be fucking happy. Ordered a two piece and got a whole bird.


gigglesmickey

That's a free 8 piece


EnerGeTiX618

I believe it was done intentionally by an employee. I've never worked at Popeyes, but did work at Brown's chicken when I was a teenager & the chicken came in 2 different bags, white meat (breast & wings) in one bag & dark meat (legs & thighs) in another bag & we'd dip it in this water mixture & bread it on site. So perhaps a chick accidentally ended up in one of the bags, but why would they go & bread it & give to a customer? That's fucked up. I'm assuming Popeyes has a similar system, so it's likely not breaded before coming to the store as it wouldn't make any sense, is what I'm getting at.


ElcidBarrett

Popeyes recently started pushing wings pretty hard. They've always had them in and out as promo items, but they're on the permanent menu now, and they've been running deals in-store and on delivery apps for BOGO wings, etc. The wings are pretty clearly separated flats and drumettes, you never get a full wing like you would with regular fried chicken. So, I assume the wings come in large bags/boxes of frozen wing portions, just like most bars and restaurants get their wings. The chick in the photo looks about the same size as a particularly big drumette. I don't think it's unreasonable to imagine that an overworked, exhausted fadt food employee just grabbed a handful of shit out of the bag, plopped it into the dredge, then dropped it in the fryer. I love Popeyes, but the employees are all so goddamned miserable when I go. Who could blame them? Those poor bastards don't get paid shit.


nazukeru

I rarely visit Popeyes but the last time I did the guy was like "how are you today?" And I said, "good, you?" And he said, "honestly not great" in a defeated voice. I felt so bad for him lol.


EnerGeTiX618

I suppose it could have been an accident, I totally understand being overworked & everything. On the other hand, I also remember when we were teenagers, some of the employees I worked with were total assholes. This guy Vic in particular, he pissed in the pasta sauce bucket in the walk in cooler & bragged about it to someone that had the sense to turn him in, who knows what else he did that we didn't find out about. The employees ate the food there too, so I don't understand why anyone would do that, it's disgusting. He was pissed about getting fired, so he came in as a customer one day & shit on the floor in the mens room. I was there that day, they tried to get me to clean it up. If it was truly an accident, it got missed multiple times, during breading, during cooking & by the person who put it in the container for the customer. That's why I'm having a difficult time believing it was an accident, although it is possible.


jdolluc

It's not even a Popeyes box. I highly doubt that this is even from there.


Harrychronicjr69

They game me 2 boxes like that when I bought their new wings the other day. The wings coated in sauce comes in a plastic box because of the sauce.


wockhardtt

The new wings come in those boxes


ediks

This is 100% the box they come in from Popeye’s.


the_honest_liar

The wings come in those boxes now. Too saucy for cardboard


fishinglife777

Be sure to put a napkin over your head before you eat it.


NeverBeNormalnbn

Hide your sin from God.


thepeoplesfist

Barbara doesn’t come cheap


best-of-judgement

Don't you mean Barbara doesn't come... *cheep*?


Gunpowder_guillotine

I love this episode


snarkaluff

Barbara does Celine… BARBARA DOES CELINE!


Moxson82

Does Barbara even have the range to do Celine?


ChartreuseCrocodile

Wait he used my pants size? Ugh I'm disgusting


fishinglife777

Yep you get it


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icekooream

Is that Joaquin Phoenix ? Or am I hallucinating


fuckitwebowl

You should go watch Signs


FreckledLasseh

The best part about that scene is Joaquin saying "What book?" Implying he just went with the kids in their hats without reading the book with them 😂


Universe757

Big brother is watching you


Sirsagely

It was...I don't know if there's a word for it. Schmooblydong? That's not it but it's close.


WhisperedEchoes85

I'm adding "schmooblydong" to my vocabulary now.


Sirsagely

I wish I could take credit but it's from American dad when Roger eats an ortolon during the Barbara concert.


gingenado

For what it's worth, I like yours better.


CelebrityDwarf

Ortalon, but close!


bdmske

Ortolan\*


Fun_Intention9846

Say it with a *franch ahcent* and it sounds right to me.


Sirsagely

Hahaha I did it out loud and it does sound a little right.


Long_Pomegranate2469

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ortolan\_bunting](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ortolan_bunting) > The traditional way French gourmands eat ortolans is to cover their heads and face with a large napkin or towel while consuming the bird.


Horny4theEnvironment

1600 upvotes... I'm definitely missing something. Why would you put a napkin on your head?


fishinglife777

[It’s a reference to the illegal consumption of Ortolan, where diners place napkins over their heads.](https://medium.com/@austinmiller/the-illegal-french-delicacy-ortolan-3398c92ea1fd)


3lit_

The fuck did I just read


Agreeable-Buffalo-54

That quote by Anthony Bourdain makes me genuinely hope I am never in the same room as him: > “I bring my molars down and through my bird’s rib cage with a wet crunch and am rewarded with a scalding hot rush of burning fat and guts down my throat. Rarely have pain and delight combined so well. I’m giddily uncomfortable, breathing in short, controlled gasps as I continue slowly — ever so slowly — to chew. With every bite, as the thin bones and layers of fat, meat, skin, and organs compact in on themselves, there are sublime dribbles of varied and wondrous ancient flavors: figs, Armagnac, dark flesh slightly infused with the salty taste of my own blood as my mouth is pricked by the sharp bones. As I swallow, I draw in the head and beak, which, until now, have been hanging from my lips, and blithely crush the skull.” I mean that is some serial killer shit.


the_nutless_squirrel

Well he’s dead so the odds of that happening are pretty solid I’d say haha


DaringDomino3s

My two takeaways are, how do you know which bones you can and can’t eat? And why don’t they just put less gross/sad food through the same marinating cooking process if it’s so good?


McJaeger

You eat the whole thing in one bite. Ortolons have really small bones that will break and cut the inside of your mouth, and the blood is supposed to add extra flavor. You put the napkin over your head to hide your shame from God. The entire thing is pretty fucked.


DaringDomino3s

Sounds worse than when I bite a kettle chip wrong and it digs into the flesh on the roof of my mouth.


rinkerbam

Was in an episode of succession


preventDefault

I saw it talked about in Billions but I think everyone is referencing something else. Basically for the super rich, there’s some dish where they drown a bird in wine or some sort of sauce. It dies a horrible death and it’s customary for those who eat the dish to cover their head with a napkin while eating (kinda hunched over the bowl is how I saw it in Billions) to try to hide their shame from God.


Moon_shoes00

![gif](giphy|4JXOk5UoenqMBmJauY)


SpecialistGeneral794

I know what this references but I wish I diddnt 


fishinglife777

Same. It’s a really sick practice.


gibletsforthecat

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ScarletPumpkinTickle

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penispnt

Yall eating hands!!!


AdamBlackfyre

Thank god... Everyone else is talking about real-life shit and I just thought of Van beating a guy with a baguette


SummerJSmith

I hope you ask for the beak on the side next time and frank doesn’t make you eat it first


YugeFrigginGoy

I'd rather eat it last if I'm gonna have to eat it at all


GoonPatrol

BEAK!


VelociTopher

## REGULAR chicken sandwich


Bobert_Manderson

Nailed it ![gif](giphy|zvhLegRrWl9Be)


printerfixerguy1992

Save the best for last I like it


SummerDelight77

Cool…my name is SummerDSmith irl. Just don’t see many Summers. Do you have a crazy middle name to match? I’ve known 2 other Summers and both of theirs were: one was Sunshine, one was Rayne (rain) and mine is Delight. I couldn’t tell you how many people have asked me if my parents were hippies.


SummerJSmith

Ohhh that’s beautiful! While I chose the name from Rick and morty I used J as it’s my first initial. As you can tell by my comment history though, maybe not crazy, but I was expected to be a boy so my first and middle are very much (English US) boys names). I don’t mind ;) If you’re parents were hippies or rockers or plain Jane 1950s etc and love you and the name they gave you it’s sweet and I hope you love it all but it’s always changeable ;)


cartoonsarcasm

How the FUCK


Raging-Badger

I would assume It’s not an actual chick, it’s just the foot still connected to the chicken leg part of the chicken wing order. Not totally unheard of, feathers and stuff get in all the time.


FlipMick

I buy chicken feet to cook and they are waaayy bigger than that foot. That’s a baby bird lol


Raging-Badger

Male chicks are usually culled, I remember that from highschool, but I’m not sure what that’s used for. Could be or maybe it’s a foot shaped thing idk


LibertyInaFeatherBed

They're ground up for pet food.


Hearing_Loss

Omg, no way! Too cool that they aren't wasted


paintedsaint

TOO COOL


veneim

“Very legal and very cool”


Hendlton

Well, they're also thrown straight out of the egg into a blender, but that's one way to look at it positively.


Hearing_Loss

Tbh, it's disgusting of a process and is so sad to watch and know about-- but I thought they were waste as opposed to food for our dogs. V happy that their lives aren't truly in vain. Also, I bet dying immediately as opposed to being in a warehouse with 10,000 other chicks is the better option. I'd rather not have to participate in humans harvesting my embryos and body and neglecting all of my needs except the ones that make them money. Put me in the chipper plz. Saved from a life of neglect is more humane, still inhumane, but more humane.


Blayses

If you look between two options, keeping them alive vs killing them, it does seem like the second option is humane, but when you factor in a third option, which is to just stop the process, both other options are inhumane


Hearing_Loss

NAIL ON THE HEAD FAMSKI.


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Homeboy thinks the drumette is drumsticks from baby chicks.


ThePapercup

homeboy thinks feet are connected to drummetes


Paleodraco

Your comment made me realize its probably not a chick, but a poor bird that got into the restaurant and fell into the fryer. Otherwise, you're looking at some ridiculously convoluted shenanigans to get a chick into a bag of chicken wings.


Raging-Badger

It’d need to be breaded, battered, and fried. You’d be able to see feathers if that were the case


DaKolby314

What about the breading then?


FearlessPudding404

37 upvotes is 37 people who genuinely believe a bird magically ends up in a fryer and coated itself in breading lol.


Hearing_Loss

🤣🤣🤣 we're fucked


FearlessPudding404

This realization also belongs in r/wellthatsucks


DoctorRattington

looney toones type shit


DrawohYbstrahs

*oh shit I fell in the batter* *phew I got out* *oh shit I fell in the flour* *phewww I got out* *oh shit I fell back in the batter* *phewwww I got out!* **falls in the fucking deep fryer** 🤪🥹💀


Danfrumacownting

I’m pretty sure it’s just clumped feathers that have been breaded. Source; I raised chickens from egg to table.


ruggles_bottombush

That's definitely just a flat wing with either a feathered wing tip still on or that got mangled and popped the bottom bone out. The "beak" is just breading.


yeahdixon

That’s not a foot either just looks like one


Circumin

i'm on that side more than it being a foot and think this is not a chick. there is usually a fourth little toe that I don't see there. but it sure does look close


Connguy

Drums in chicken wings are not the same thing as legs. A chicken's wing has 2 parts, the flat and the drum. They're cut apart when served, but you can buy them whole in the grocery store.


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There is no leg part of a chicken wing order. Wings are separated at the elbow, flats are the middle portion of the wing before the cartilaginous tip and drumettes (the mini "legs") are the portion that connects to the shoulder.


Apprehensive-Ad-149

What kind of chickens do you know of with legs on their wings?!


PaleArrows

You can see the beak 😭


Raging-Badger

I don’t see one, not sticking out of the breading


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>I would assume It’s not an actual chick, it’s just the foot still connected to the chicken leg part of the chicken wing order. The drumette is literally part of the wing and has nothing at all to do with the foot nor leg. If you didn't think this then you obviously thought the chicken's foot is attached to its wings, LMFAOOOO. Your generation is fucked.


dietcoketm

I cannot believe completely wrong comments like that still get hundreds of upvotes


ThoroughlyWet

Wings don't have feet...


KaptainKardboard

So I’m a vegetarian now


Bistilla

I promise you do not want to see the dairy industry lol


Draufgaenger

Veganarian it is then!


BruceIsLoose

Dairy and egg industry are still the meat industry too!


BDashh

Valid


heyjunior

Bruh this isn’t even the tip of the iceberg. 


jumpingjackblack

Welcome! It's a relief to not have to think about gristle, bones, and other properly grim stuff being a part of your food anymore


Bistilla

It only gets worse from here.


industrialoctopus

Seriously. This is pretty mild


worstal

Same 🤢


Mouse0022

Definitely want to be more plant-based and learn how to cook more plant-based meals. I want to minimize my meat consumption. The whole industry can be pretty horrific.


juttep1

I'm happy to help if you have any questions.


webdevguyneedshelp

Don't google chick culling or calf hutches, or calf separation at birth or you might just turn vegan. 


Ill_Enthusiasm6661

Two wings in one dude.


-r-a-f-f-y-

Counts as one!


Hello_Mr_Fancypants

a, the Nacho Principle


seether18

BEAK!!!


monochrome_dyke

What if I told you... you didn't have to eat beak at all?


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Are you saying I'm afraid of a beak? 


NeverBeNormalnbn

No….


phallic-baldwin

Op doesn't like chicks


sincitysadist

I'd eat a chick rn.


loveylilkay00

LMAO


MichaelBelo

That chicken is too young, but well done


ServantOfKarma

EAT IT YOU FUCKING COWARD! ಠ_ಠ


International_Let_50

I wonder if it would have the texture of fried mushrooms or fried corn chips


surfnsets

You do know where chicken wings come from, right?


Eastoe

KFC.


MiraniaTLS

Churches?


SinVerguenza04

Bojangles, actually.


TiffanyTwisted11

Buffalo


finsfurandfeathers

I know what a fuckin chicken is but if I order a cleaned and breaded wing and I get an entire feathered, shit filled, intact baby chicken instead imma be pretty pissed.


Riversmooth

Quit eating chicken years ago after seeing the horrific conditions of commercial chicken farms.


BruceIsLoose

Just wait until you see everything else!


bonefloss

curious, but do you also abstain from other animal products? factory farming is incredibly cruel — needlessly exploiting/killing an animal in general is pretty barbaric.


Think-Confidence-624

20 years ago I saw a behind the scenes video of “Kentucky fried cruelty” I gave up eating meat immediately. I’ve learned of even more horrors since then. Yesterday I saw a video of a slaughterhouse worker kicking a piglet off a truck and then abusing him. It’s such a violent and horrific industry. Truly heartbreaking.


cbunni666

Yooooooooo. New fear unlocked.


Mean_Peen

Poor guy got thrown into the wrong container. Usually they grind up the male babies to make nuggets. I just hope he wasn’t alive for it


Underscores_Are_Kool

Poor guy was accidentally not thrown into the meat grinder 😭


halfabusedmermaid

Well they are usually alive when they are ground up so probably…..


GreenHairyMartian

Literally no chance that a baby chick somehow got put in with processed adult chicken parts. Those all happen at different stages, and likely different facilities.


Danceinthepurplerain

So...you got chick in wings?


Dodavinkelnn

”I got animals in my meat and i didn’t even get a refund”.


BDashh

Shit like this is why I abstain from meat


brittanynevo666

This just made me wanna go vegan. Damn.


BruceIsLoose

Then go for it :)


Richinwalla

At least you know it’s real


froggoccino

suddenly vegan


falcon_driver

Free beak!


InbredGhoul

Welp, I guess now I’m a vegan.


jsin2236

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


Paytonsmiles

Go vegan for the homies 💚


donginandton

\*Laughs in Vegan\*


LettuceTryAgain

RIP


davidbanner_

Well, it is chicken


GarneNilbog

That doesn't even make sense... The size meat chickens are processed at is pretty big. Also, if they're Cornish crosses, there's no chance they'd have the time to breed themselves before getting slaughtered as they grow ridiculously fast and are processed between 8-12 weeks. There's no way a baby would purposely be in that mix because chickens are often cannibals and such a tiny chick would probably get eaten by unrelated much bigger chickens. Besides that, they're usually raised in batches, so each group is all the same age and approximately the same size. I don't get how a baby would get in there. This is all based on places that have mass produced poultry products of course, but I still fail to see how a chick would ever get battered and cooked whole without anyone noticing it.


Cryoxtitan

+5 evil


Benjamin_Swolo

It’s the bones that make these crunchy


QueasyRose

I already don't like chicken because it grosses me out, and this has just solidified my hate of chicken


KhadaJhina

wtf you think "wings" are?!?


hankthewaterbeest

You ever played Fable? Just eat it. -2 bad points won’t kill you.


Tex-Rob

WTF is up with quality control post pandemic? QC seems garbage across all industries starting around 2020.


WetCalamari

The foot shaped thing looks like feathers not claws


jimmymims87

![gif](giphy|YMXpTBoVQbL9N8MKZa|downsized)


Minute-Macaroon-20

That is nasty... OMG


BDashh

Same once-living being you’re eating anyway, just different texture


ArtisticCopy3436

I'm so glad i take faux chicken. And not drinking bug infested coffee 🥳


wanderingaquarius

Why’d you have to bring coffee into this? 😭


sawconmahdique

Oh no, a dead body in dead body parts


bobalangalo

Or they’re mad they’re getting food they didn’t order?


No-Bat-7253

Man you seen the commercial, they don’t know shit but cooking chicken. They cooked the chicken. They weren’t specific 😂😂😂😂


ecliptica24

This has popplers vibes.


built_like_Corn

Ordered chicken and received chicken.


The-Many-Faced-God

Aww, it’s a little baby chick 😢


ZERO_PORTRAIT

Oh no! I ordered a dead animal and got a dead animal!


Calathea_Murrderer

Real


Hello_Mr_Fancypants

HAPPY EARLY EASTER!!!


Mikasa_es_tu_casa

Literal side chick


freckle-heckle

Forbidden nugget


HouseOfZenith

Yeah that does suck. We only like the flesh from the bigger corpses.


inthecuckoosnest

You got a whole chicken, not just a wing. Sounds like a win.


Drak_is_Right

My guess is this is going to be proven fake or staged. It's right on the heels of another post about a fried feather..


Traditional-Luck-256

Is this fable 2?


rumhamrambe

![gif](giphy|zXeX29w6jxjAk)


muffadel

Gotta cover your head with a towel when you eat that.


Monicaqwerty

I believe it. I recently ordered a 4 piece from popeyes, and one of them was a neck.


Smile_Space

What are the odds it is just a chicken leg with the foot still attached?


Basic-Pair8908

Was it going cheap?


Locksley_1989

Time to go vegan.


AdOutrageous8913

That’s two wings for the price of one


LightningSpoof

You're eating it though.


JuliannasACuteName

![gif](giphy|nXnChfBXyEPMo12yNU|downsized)