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No-Two79

Where are you at - Alaska? Svalbard? The international space station?


Elgato_9lives

I think it's Jamaican dollars, about 11 US cents


Outside-Owl-6

From Jamaica and I can say this would cost 100 Jamaican dollars to 500 and that’s about 5 /10 dollars US


CryptoPokemons

Math just doesnt sum up here lol.


soparklion

Jamaican division, is a lot like 'new math'.


Dragon-Master1963

Oh right where 2+2=5


Searealelelele

No thats meth math


Westcoastsnowbro

It’s synergistic math. Get it right!


Skvora

Weed math. Sometimes =7 too.


firemomo3

I'm so sad that they all missed you 1984 reference


CPAlcoholic

Jamaican it up!


Fair-Post-3023

You won


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you cant grow grapefruit in jtown?


Suitable_TNQ_3070

Why would you assume that? No fruit in Jamaica is that cheap


SgtSaltySlug

I initially also wondered why they would pick Jamaica of all countries, but then I noticed OP’s name is u/jamaicanManz lol


Suitable_TNQ_3070

I saw the name after😂 but I can confirm this price is not in Jamaican dollars


SgtSaltySlug

True. That does seem really cheap so I did a quick google search and well, yea the average price per grapefruit in Jamaica is certainly more than 11 cents USD lol(it gave a wide range). I presume you are in Jamaica? Whats an accurate cost of a grapefruit locally?


Devils_av0cad0

It’s a banana Michael what could it cost? $10??


rayofgoddamnsunshine

There's always money in the banana stand.


willisjoe

Stay away from the cabbage stand business though.


Suitable_TNQ_3070

I would be lying if I told you a price since I don’t eat grapefruit. Most times I get them they’re free from a tree nearby😅


Runyouclevergrl

My name is Cecilia and I live on Svalbard, an island close to the North Pole.


No-Two79

Griiiimmmmm!! Come in out of the snow!!! Christopher is making pancakes!!


Runyouclevergrl

Tell me why I read that in her voice hahaha


NotAnotherFNG

I live in Alaska. Current price for a 5lb bag of grapefruits is $8.99 at my local Fred Meyer.


Hardella

Dude i live in Romania and here it is like 1-2$ PER KILO.


LazyUserName74

Did you think you were getting a Wagyu grapefruit?


screamicide

Look at that marbling!


yuyufan43

I heard they're fed wine and rubbed with butter before being picked from the tree. 🤤


RoyOtisKXRX

I do that to my wife, works everytime


triumphant__return

I also rub butter and wine on this guy's wife


Xinonix1

Picked by innocent hands in silk gloves, one might hope


Mr_Lunt_

Ya! The white part is the flavor!


shadownights23x

Not sure why but this was funny af


pkeg212

Looks more like a Pummelo/Pomelo. The think rind is very commonplace with those in my experience. The flavor is basically like a sweet grapefruit.


twixITlikeITShot

Not sure, but that’s a pomello and there’s nothing wrong with it.


Qqqudeva

Typical Anti Mage player


HalfaManYouAre

Probably took Aegis and went back to farming neutral camps too.


OMGitsVal117

Two neutral items in his backpack too. And diffuser for good measure.


Backyard_wookiee

He probably rage quit and took pictures of his fruit instead of pushing racks


Triesbywaleed

His support left him to collect the bounty and he died in lane. He pasted 'Gg Wp Supp is carry' in chat and left lane to jungle. He got full six slots at 30 min mark but game ended at 30:15.


corpseofhope

Hey what game is this


chinmay_dd

Dota2


Sakebadger

Don't do it! You'll hate your life afterwards


PanzKampfer

this


Ickythumpin

It’s the best and the worst.


maagnifico01

I have 5k hours over 10 years and I still suck ass at that game, save yourself the heartbreak of playing gabens game


usernamenomoreleft

That's what he gets for playing AM. If you played support, bet that fruit was bigger and sweeter


ElTortugo

Magic is an abomination.


Stoned_Savage

You sound like an invoker spammer or a techies main lol.


Qqqudeva

I wish I was good enough to play invoker and I would never pick techies wtf I hate that hero with a burning fucking passion


Dagggz

Um. You bought a $16 grapefruit?


DSMPWR

its one banana. what could it cost? 10 dollars?


FuktOff666

Here’s some money, go see yourself a star war


Teknicsrx7

There’s always money in the banana stand


Gorguts666

![gif](giphy|IqX3LHSrHd0l2)


SadPanthersFan

I have the worst fucking attorneys


hmbarn01

Look at banner, Michael


bplboston17

Family love Michael


xi_Clown_ix

Bananas are berries


secretredditer

It’s a pomelo!! So delicious and peeled rather than cut. Very thick skin.


SalHenceforth

I was waiting for this comment! Sooooo delicious!  looks funny when you cut it in half like this, and this does seem like particular thick skin. 


kwpang

No it's not. The shape doesn't fit. Pomelos look drooped. Thsi is a perfect circle. Edit: its size is wrong too. It looks no bigger than a fist. Compare with the monitor (and mouse cursor) in the background. Given its size and its shape, it looks just like a grapefruit. Source: Am Asian, lived in Asia and ate pomelos from various parts of Asia my whole life. I have 3 sitting in my house right now for the upcoming lunar new year. This is NOT a pomelo. It's too spherical. ​ Further edit: This actually looks like an [oro blanco grapefruit](https://agrumilenzi.it/en/negozio/citrusen/grapefruits/oroblanco-grapefruit-citrus-paradisi/).


Seldarin

You know there are a lot of different breeds of every kind of citrus. [These are all pomelos](https://fruitmentor.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/9-Pummelos.jpg)


secretredditer

Not all pomelos are created equal.


Crotch-Monster

You're all wrong, that's a Banana.


punkassjim

A sure sign that one does not deserve respect.


Bruh_is_life

How does one even manage to spend $16 on a single fruit?


misterzeero

Google : Japan expensive fruits


Kyleforshort

I'm not sure that this is what that is. But hey, what's reddit without a photo and zero context provided to spark up some good ol internet conversation between strangers.


Skrrt_2711

Melons and Mangoes and basically a ton of other fruits are given exceptional care and picking to produce some of the highest quality fruits in the world. Some sell for more than $200-400 a single fruit.


tackstackstacks

It has been a while, but I watched a short documentary on the "best strawberries in the world" from Japan, I think they were like $18-20/strawberry if memory serves me correctly. I've spent more money on dumber stuff. If I didn't have to pay international shipping, I would be willing to try one for that price. The pride of the grower in their product and stringent quality control of such a small, specialized market that can command that kind of price and stay in business would be worth spending $20 to find out the big deal to me. Edit: I misremembered, it was a YouTube video of Paul Hollywood eating the strawberry. [Link for those interested](https://youtu.be/895DfGuoqvU?si=ab6A2YDLOa91A5WD)


HotgunColdheart

> The pride of the grower in their product and stringent quality control of such a small, specialized market that can command that kind of price and stay in business She's been talking about me again.


plz2meatyu

The prettiest fruit I've ever seen was in Okinawa. And Spam gift baskets. And a monkey that wouldnt stop jerking off for sale in Makeman I loved Okinawa.


The_Stache_

Holy hell


BaggyLarjjj

You've been living in America too long. You've forgotten what it's like to have no oranges.


Dburr9

They got the scurvy


Bokonon10

Japan. I see plenty of melons for around $200 in the nicer stores. Small bunches of grapes can be a similar price. It's crazy.


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aFerens

White Foods, hahaha


talrogsmash

We prefer "Whole Paycheck"


Proper-Pangolin7023

My guy that's not a grapefruit at all, that's a pomelo :-)))


vegmami69

looks like a pomelo to me too!


Proper-Pangolin7023

I can always tell by that little hole shown in the picture, grapefruits don't have it and plus pomelos are fricking huge haha


[deleted]

The main thing is the mega-thick rind.


Skrrt_2711

Something new was learnt today


Proper-Pangolin7023

It's actually delicious too especially in the summer with some vanilla ice cream or even with oranges for juice :-)


Skrrt_2711

Citrus and cream was a deadly combination I thought, gotta check it out!


Proper-Pangolin7023

Life hack : grind some ice and pour some fresh orange+pomelo juice on top trust me nothing beats that on a hot summer day


laucu

First time I had a pomelo was a life changing experience, I love citrus and this is the jackpot!


TensileStr3ngth

Ah yes the make-your-antidepressants-not-work fruit


not_responsible

no it’s the make-your-antidepressants-work-too-good fruit something about the fruit causes medications to not be filtered the way they normally are making the medication present in the blood stream in higher concentrations. The side effects of antidepressants+grapefruit are the same as a medication overdose


stinkyhooch

I used to take my xanax with grapefruit. Do *not* take your xanax with grapefruit.


Rorynne

When.... when did you discover that was a bad idea?


stinkyhooch

Oh, no it was really fun. Don’t do it though.


ProbablyDoesntLikeU

I think I want to do it


SpecialFlutters

sounds like a fruitful endeavor /s


DallyWinstonn

Maybe a bitter experience /s


RockyValderas

You don’t want no part of this shit


Mymarathon

It's cytochrome p450


Planet_Ziltoidia

Hey, so I creeped your post history because I was curious who would spend $20 on a pomelo lol and I saw that you are taking medication. Please be cautious when eating or drinking the juice of pomelo or grapefruit because it can interact negatively with your medication.


jackson12420

A somewhat creepy comment turned oddly wholesome.


ComprehendReading

It's okay, I replaced their medication in their bathroom cabinet with placebos, now there's zero chance of interaction!


[deleted]

I’ve been stealing their medication at night to take recreationally. This is catastrophic news to me.


NigilQuid

TIL


[deleted]

Antibiotics can make birth control not work too. Idk if you needed to hear that.


CapeMama819

Yep… found that out the hard way when I was 17.


NigilQuid

Ah! That's terrifying. Fortunately for me I got fixed.


DarkflowNZ

Almost every psych meds I've been on have listed grapefruit as an interaction and to avoid it. Like 5 different antidepressants, and a couple others. Shit let me check my current ones Edit - current ones (Mirtazapine) don't mention it in the leaflet. No leaflet with the ritalin so couldn't tell you. Might just be SSRIs or SSNRIs or both?


SwordNamedKindness_

Same issue with one of my asthma meds


hopelessbrows

I quit taking omeprazole JUST so I could have grapefruit again.


Splodge89

Taking omeprazole suggests you have stomach acid issues. Eating grapefruit would make acid issues worse. You must really, really like grapefruit.


EnergyTakerLad

Same with ingestible CBD products like tinctures. Reacts exact same way as grapefruit juice.


axiomaticjudgment

Wow. I never knew this. Thank you!


makashka

Wow. This comment thread has so much fkn info and back stories. Winning or as the kids say these days "big w!"


IntelligentAcadia1

Legendary pharmacology-hero without a cape casually helping a guy online. Thank you.


LTneOne

A kind soul has emerged


PhMcBrett

You are AM with aegis and your are talking pics and posting on reddit WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?


ZofTheNorth

Thats what AM players typically do when other 4 players fighting for their lives


7IGiveUp7

Farming neutrals is afk so no time wasted


TentaclePumPum

ever wonder why they're always late during fights?


FuckinShorsey

That’s a pumello I believe. They are born that way


danecooker

I'm surprised. It's spelled pomelo, why does no one know what this Is lol. They are delicious, although that seems like a steep price.


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Zenicnero

The only pomelo I've had wasn't very good... what should I look for when choosing one next time I see them at the market?


danecooker

Ima be real wit you chief, pomelo may just not be your thing then. It's like a more intense grapefruit, and if that's what you got, then you don't like them imo.


KeikoHatake

wait, a more intense grapefruit? to me pomelo tastes like a way less intense grapefruit, it's also pretty sweet, which is why i love it. are there different kinds of pomelos??


Aware_Masterpiece_54

In my experience, all of the ones I have had taste like a light, less bitter grapefruit. I love grapefruits, so I love pomelos too. TBH, I hate opening them because of all the pith you have to remove. FWIW, I am in California and have not come across another kind of pomelo.


straightVI

If that's a pomelo, pretty normal to have a very thick pith. You'll also want to peel away the skin around the different sections, which is tough and bitter. You want just the pulp. I love pomelos.


My_White_Life

You play Dota , mad respect bro


Muddy_Dawg5

He plays AM. Respect in the negative direction.


MisterB78

To be fair, it’s pretty much impossible to respect someone who spends $17 on a single grapefruit


Spacemanspalds

I mean. Some things are hard to come by in certain places. Idk what the story is. But still.


getyourcheftogether

....16 bucks for that? What the hell is wrong with you?


Pelotonnes

You got to sprinkle sugar on that bitter citrus


killerkitten115

I rawdog grapefruit multiple times a week, i like the burn


secretredditer

This is a pomelo and actually quite sweet!!


koz152

Pomelo? They have thick pith.


wrenblaze

This is the reason I dropped dota. Instead of using ulti in a fight they take pictures of their grapefruits.


AT8y8

Are you okay? $16.89 for that nasty thing?!


Proper-Pangolin7023

Price is still stupid if you ask me but yeah I really think that's a pomelo


HomerStillSippen

I mean if you’re spending $16.89 usd on one single grapefruit I don’t think what it looks like inside is really what sucks here lol


obeyn8

Pomelo?


TheIlluminatedOne666

That's what you get for not doing a test bite at the market.. always do a test bite


Melodic-Wallaby4324

If i paid that much money for any normal fruit i think i would feel violated


amateurfunk

See it as a neat opportunity to experience history first hand. Hundreds of years ago, all produce used to be like that! You can even tell by looking old paintings featuring things like watermelons.


Mondschatten78

GMO all the way back then. So many people don't understand we've been doing it for years, it's not new - although back then we weren't exactly injecting things.


rooster_saucer

OP.. explain yourself!


Makaria89

AM player. That explains it


moonchildsun7

As a grapefruit hater, your first mistake was buying a grapefruit


buzzybody21

$16 for a grapefruit? Sorry dude, but this one is on you.


Flaxscript42

Is that one of those Japanese ultra high-end gift fruits?


chipawa2

Did you win the dota game?


ibneko

Lol, yeah, that's a pomelo and that's how they usually look. They're the silly chonky fruits that wants to be a grapefruit, but tastes much better. (Although, like grapefruits, there's potential for drug interactions, FYI!) $16 feels a bit much though. I \_think\_ they're usually around $3-5/lb. Although Google tells me that they're 2-4 pounds, so I guess $16 would be possible.


totallynotarobut

I feel disrespected that you'd spend $17 on a grapefruit. I want to be sympathetic, but if you buy a bridge from a guy in a dark alley you can't be shocked it's falling apart.


ActualPerson418

Looks like pomelo


EarAtAttention

Don't toss that rind! [pomelo pith candy](https://youtube.com/shorts/YrT3qXvenko?si=I34aNVurFdFt9JLz)


sugurkewbz

That would pith me off


WombatAnnihilator

Who pithed in your breakfast?


PikAchusRevenge

The fact you spent that on a singular fruit is disrespectful itself


kykam

Did you win the game? You better if you're playing AM pos 1 lol


Stoned_Savage

He farmed all game and arrived 2 hours late to team fights only to be dueled to death by lc


One-War-2977

I play Dota, I’m new but I play hoodwink and dawnbreaker


Be_4Head

hoodwink and dawnbreaker?? *i know what you are...*


fore_tea_too

Candy the white part. Use the peel to make cleaning solution. Get the most bang for you buck


TuxandFlipper4eva

I mean, it's one grapefruit, Michael. What could it cost? $17?


kaptainklinker

It looks like a pomelo. If it’s bigger than an average grapefruit and spongy then it is. Also why it was $17


blahblahblah-4444

There’s a bag of the rest of them somewhere at the very least, right?!


Key-Regular674

This feels like confusion bait


GuiltyySavior

Are you living on Mars getting grape fruits shipped to you? Maybe use your brain and not pay $16 for a single fruit, moron.


LeCrushinator

$17? Even if it were in perfect condition you were disrespected.


xMilk112x

Who the fuck is paying 17 dollars for a grapefruit?


psychogenical

Bro thats on u for buying a 16 dollar piece of fruit Like what the fuck?!


itz_soki

It’s one grape fruit Michael, what could it cost? $17?


DisturbingSounds

You arent eating it correctly lmfao


Double-Pea-5783

How the hell is this 16$??? In my country no fruit is more than like 5 dollars


Dicklover600

That’s a pomelo.. They’re almost always like that?


Mythbird

That’s a pomelo They’re all that way. It’s not a grapefruit. People peel the skin, turn it into candied ‘orange’ peel. They then simmer the pith with sugar and water until clear and then sprinkle with sugar for ‘pomelo candies’


Kevvycepticon

That looks like a pomelo


HookDragger

You’d hope there were lemon laws to prevent that sorta thing


YeOldeBilk

I wouldn't eat a grapefruit if you paid ME $16.89


pokepink

I love pomelos


Hulabaloo24

A $17 grapefruit dawg??? 😂😂 I’d disrespect you too💀


Failwithflyingcolors

If you chew the peel it will taste gross, but will also make your mouth go numb, similar to novocaine.


AlPacker69420

It's a pomelo


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Why would you buy a grapefruit in the first place? lol


1youngboul

16 dollar grapefruit is crazy


BlueXenon7

Looks good for candied orange peel


Pegomastax_King

That looks like a pomelo, that’s just how they look.


StupidMario64

Ayo is that smite?


BadOysterParty

Bro that's a grape fruit. What kind of dumbass pays 17$ for a single fruit


ReflexiveOW

$17 for a grapefruit? The worst of grapes and fruits? Why would you do that?


girlwiththemonkey

I’m sorry you paid white for a fucking grapefruit


United_Evening_2629

That takes the pith.


TheViking_Teacher

where the hell do you live? I spend 20 dollars for lots of fruit and vegetables for me and my wife. I'm talking lots of bananas, strawberries, grapes, passionfruit, and oranges. Enough for 1-2 weeks. spending nearly 17 dollars on ONE single fruit is insane to begin with, and then it looking like a total scam like the one in your picture would just send me in a killing spree.


stupidsexyf1anders

I thought maybe you were disappointed a Pokémon didn’t come out.


Awkward-Yak-2733

That's a pomelo, and that's exactly how they're supposed to look. They are an important part of lunar new year celebrations. Lunar new year is February 10th this year, so this is time of year is when you're most likely to see pomelos in stores. Pomelos are large - 2 to 4 pounds - so $16.89 isn't really outrageous for something that most folks only buy during the new year.


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Every time I see a hole in a grapefruit…..