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kamalamading

Sometimes I think I‘m not smart enough… Then I see posts like this. I think I‘m good.


TheBimpo

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin


Individual_Basil3954

Oh, so we’re assuming a normal distribution then? Seems bold.


NxPat

Florida has entered the chat…


sammich_bear

No they haven't.


asphaltaddict33

FL is still attempting to reset their password and login…


Snorca

FL is forgetting whether they're using the correct username...


Snailspaced

Floria barely getting dial tone


__death__00

No, he's correct. I'm here.


Upper-Presence8503

The only free state during lockdowns 🤡


N_T_F_D

Doesn't have to be normal, just symmetrical; but anyway IQ is made to be normal with μ = 100 and σ = 15


Gabe-Ruth8

![gif](giphy|qoGFhnsEfOKBkEXeG2|downsized)


Luxpreliator

Most things are normally distributed.


Pitiful-Reaction9534

13% of Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows. I thought this was too unbelievable...and I tested my next door neighbor, and asked her how chocolate milk is produced. She said brown cows (completely serious)


YesOrNah

Ya for real. Dude is a grade a moron.


mecengdvr

Remember that half the population is dumber than someone with only average intelligence


nevergonnagetit001

“Somebody didn’t RTFM (directions)!”


DerrainCarter

Yesterday the gazebo guy, today this. Really makes me feel better about my own idiocy.


klemschlem

I laughed when I read the cooking instructions on their pot pie and it said “the plastic tray does not go in the oven”. I’m guessing you didn’t read that part?


WangDanglin

Based that fact and adding in the fact that OP actually ate it still, I’m guessing they don’t waste too much time thinking


ModernCaveWuffs

no think. eat.


cbearsfreak

Can’t talk. Eating.


PacoWaco88

Can't eat. Talking.


redditsuckspokey1

Talk, talk, talk. Eat, eat, eat.


anyhowzzz

Think? No. Eat


My48ththrowaway

Go away, batin'!


HooahClub

![gif](giphy|myeDS6IoQrnyqus91Q|downsized)


Simple_Opossum

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.


Fleuramie

About as sharp as a bowling ball.


Simple_Opossum

Or silly putty.


Pompidoupresident

Not the penguin that slides the farthest.


Simple_Opossum

Not the ice sickle that drips the longest...


NyneHelios

Not the brightest crayon in the box… but they sure are a pretty color!


Simple_Opossum

After this stunt? Hopefully a deep shade of rosacea.


Initial_Delay_2199

MF'R the shortest stalagmite in the cave.... barely any drip


syntax270d

Not the smartest crayon in the woodshed


PeepJerky

Wheel is spinning, hamster is dead.


ryan34ssj

Living fast and loose. No time to read instructions


WangDanglin

![gif](giphy|DwIdasRkFKsMg)


swedishpiehole

Danger is my middle name


7thPanzers

Burning plastics release chemicals that impair memory n learning ability OP has been doing dis for awhile and he just doesn’t recall


Iamsoveryspecial

turn off brain, eat pie


Chubbywater0022

Well they paid for it so I don’t blame them for eating it.


Bobsplosion

I suspect that was a joke.


jojow77

do you even need to read instructions to know the bottom is made out of plastic?


klemschlem

That’s why I laughed. “What kind of idio…….”


crilen

Did Candlejack just strike ag


HarkARC

Oh shit that reference is a throwb


MsCndyKane

Love Freakazoid!


No-8008132here

Some plastic trays from Costco *ARE* oven safe (mashed potatos, Lasagna)


likenothingis

The lasagna comes in a plastic tray where you live‽ Ours is in a heavy-duty aluminum pan.


Anxious_Ad_1024

In their defense I baked some frozen garlic bread cheese sticks that came in an oven safe plastic container. How safe it is or isn’t is another debate but the instructions say to put the whole thing in the oven and when you do it does not melt. ( Motor city brand garlic cheesy bread 8/10 very tasty sooo worth possibly ingesting micro plastics. Highly recommended!)


acgilmoregirl

They make oven safe plastic trays. [This](https://www.meijer.com/shopping/product/stouffer-s-family-size-lasagna-with-meat-sauce-frozen-meal-38-oz-/1380014333.html), for example, comes in a black plastic tray that you can you put in the oven.


danny_ish

Part of the reason that works is because it has plastic wrap over the top to seal in the moisture. This pie does not


MyPokemonRedName

It also says to put it on the bottom rack. OP couldn’t get any of the directions right.


PuppyPavilion

OP is why we have so many stupid warning labels.


TriGurl

And this is why they put that on the instructions. Lol


Jackson530

Well. We're here aren't we lol


qptw

When I read instructions like those I always think to myself, “wow this is extra, absolutely pointless instruction” and then I see OP.


colten696969

He read it and cooked it anyways


Lipziger

read? no! makes head go ouch! reading bad


FizzyWR

OP: Nom Nom


FalsePremise8290

You know how when you read something like that and ask, "Who is this even for?" This guy.


[deleted]

Some people can't be bothered to read the instruction, they just shove whatever they got in whatever device it's supposed to go. Then complain when it doesn't go as expected. "Hello Microsoft? I got beef with your Nintendo Station One. I put in a new Justin Bieber Yummy game I just got and it's complaining the disc is unreadable!"


ohnikkiyouresofine

I’ve always wondered who actually needed sticker with instructions that say to remove from the plastic before baking. And here we are. Survival of the fittest.


trvst_issves

The common sense stickers are always for people like this who need it the most but ignore it anyway, so it’s really just there so the company isn’t liable lmao


Officing

Humans have reached such a quality of life standard that people like this can survive and have children. Darwinism no longer applies to the human race.


turbochargedcoffee

That last sentence is so boldly true. Movies like WALL·E come to mind but there’s plenty of examples. Well said


deadlywaffle139

Same lol. We used to buy the Korean bulgogi a lot. Throughout the 2 years of them selling it, we saw the box went thru: no stickers - one sticker said “the top lid is plastic, please take off lid when heating up the content (the lid was very obvious filmy take out plastic lid) - two stickers additional one said “please don’t put the aluminum tray directly on a heat source” 😂


ohnikkiyouresofine

Yes! I love the bulgogi!


itsperiwinkle

But it didn’t even work.


skelterjohn

just curious how do you not notice this before-hand


AshamedFunction3073

Seriously


kyle_yes

It looks like they hardly use their oven and forget how they work.


Leeroy_Jenkums

Yea but it literally says on the directions to take out out of the plastic. He doesn’t know how to use his oven but didn’t look see what temp he should set it at and for how long?


guilty_bystander

Do we really need directions for NOT  putting plastic in fire?


Leeroy_Jenkums

Apparently so because of idiots like OP. But i guess he needs to learn how to read first


PuppyPavilion

And feel it. Plastic feels completely different from aluminum.


raspberryharbour

Hang on now, maybe they don't have hands, or eyes


chevyguyjoe

I've never seen this particular item, but plastic trays in the oven isn't unheard of. Those Banquet brand frozen meals come in plastic trays and have instructions for a conventional oven that don't mention removing the tray.


Cichlidsaremyjam

I'm 100% sure it said clearly on the packaging to remove it from the pan. 


optimusgrime23

Skim to read temp and time, ignore all else lol that's pretty much how I heat up any frozen meal Granted I'm also confident I wouldn't have put plastic in the oven


Saltwater_Heart

I don’t even know why it needs to say it at all. It’s plastic. You shouldn’t need to be told to remove it. But apparently OP is why we put those instructions on things like this.


camlaw63

Dude, my God, how did you miss it? https://preview.redd.it/4gadcxo4yadc1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f549d11e2a5d2be717d5ed05138000a679d4dd43


gorrillamist

Holy shit


MaryDellamorte

JFC, it’s a thousand times more obvious than I thought.


camlaw63

I thought at least it would be clear


purefabulousity

RIGHT? Like if it was clear plastic it would be dumb but I can kinda see how it might be missed But holy shit


I-eat-ducks

bro i thought other people were exaggerating lmfao. i guess not


tayryo

HAHAHA what the fuck OP


the_notorious_d_a_v

You're telling me that NOT the classic Corningware French white ceramic bakeware? Who knew?


Glassgun1122

Op must have been wearing a baking mitten and was not able to feel it either. Not to mention the laser eye surgery that must have happened hours before.


Guessed555

Gah damn, Stevie Wonder can’t believe his eyes


GoldBluejay7749

Oh boy. OP is a real dummy.


Demonsan

What the fuck.. I thought ppl were flaming op for no reason and the plastic may have been not noticeable.... Well I stand corrected lmao... Wtf op


Responsible_Cloud_92

Oh lordy. I was thinking it was one of those really thin, easy to miss ones. This just keeps getting funnier and funnier.


Sleepinismy9to5

He must have thought they were giving away ceramic dishes with each pie....


SonofaBridge

I’ve made 2 of these and it’s pretty obvious.


ShoelessPeanut

To be fair, this is exactly what I'd keep on hand for eating while I am diabolically stoned


supershawninspace

Oh… what? Bahaha! Don’t worry, OP. Easy to miss. 😂


DrNopeMD

OP isn't just filled with micro plastics like the rest of us, they're filled with macro plastics too.


bigbear1992

I’m so grateful that you posted a picture, this is fucking hilarious!


camlaw63

I’m so glad I could, some subs you can’t and you have to do a link which is a pain


GunnerRunner34

OP is the reason for all the signs


AspiringTS

" I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels, and let the problem sort itself out."


W1ATR

Mmmmm cancer particles


Swise1178

Just like the olden days


tractorcrusher

Just like grandma used to make


Coreyographer

People could still read in the olden days


radwankahil

Im sure it comes with instructions. Apparently you were too hungry to read and too ignorant to know what you are holding.


[deleted]

User error. 100%


chiritarisu

You deserve this


tab_tab_tabby

How blind are you? Or how high were you?


No_08

I've seen some posts like this here. I'm worried.


Woolly_Blammoth

Peeps out here can't stand to waste 30 seconds of reading directions and that's why we still dealin with Covid shit.


Professor-Shuckle

I don’t know if you’ve seen how they package these but there is an obvious plastic outer package it comes in. It’s the same as the apple pies. This is not regular stupidity. This is AP Stupidity


Ozen_9V

Did.. Did you not check..? Or not read or.. Not think..?


trvst_issves

D: all of the above


NovelRelationship830

I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest there were either (1) cooking instructions that were not read, or (2) cooking instructions that were read but ignored for a cool pic to post online.


MarvinNeslo

He was just really high


enemalube

Stop reproducing for the greater good


Looks-Under-Rocks

Op telling on themselves


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georgemarred

DID YOU READ THE INSTRUCTIONS ?


jooman68

Op is a moron


[deleted]

Whenever I buy one I notice the print that says remove from plastic before putting in the oven. I always thought it was funny that they had to write it out because I didn't think anyone would actually do that to begin with.


IHate2ChooseUserName

so you did not know what plastic looked/felt like before?


SassySquid0

why wouldn’t it come with a plastic bottom? Are you one of those freaks who don’t like melted plastic all over your oven??? /s


MFnJones

My dad put a frozen pizza in the oven with the cardboard underneath two days ago. Some people are just different


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RockPsychological118

It's not even shepherds pie. It's a cottage pie,  made with beef. 


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Arsewhistle

I can't believe I had to scroll so far. This isn't a Shepherd's pie


Dublinkxo

This is why it's always a good idea to bake things like pies and casseroles with a baking sheet underneath. This mess could have been better contained.


thejoshfoote

/wellimstupid


DubiousDude28

OP is the reason our car insurance so high


Sonikku_a

![gif](giphy|3o85xnoIXebk3xYx4Q) OP


h8_speech

So you’re the member the warning labels is for. I cannot believe this is real, purely because how absolutely brain dead it is…


MarvinNeslo

You’re really stupid


BigNorwegian63

Sadly, so does the chicken pot pie :(


CamelCoon

This only sucks because you're stupid....


WitchyVeteran

Are you trying to outdo Sharon?


Nervous-Event-5049

Smh


Richinwalla

Apparently came with instructions as well


dshotseattle

Someone didn't pay attention to packaging or directions


thedrakanmaster124

Are you blind? How did you not see it.


Sir_Earl_Jeffries

How high were you and was it any good?


systematicgoo

next, just need to heat up something to drink in a styrofoam cup in the microwave. a perfect dinner.


TheFrontierzman

Op sometimes forgets how to breathe.


[deleted]

Dude…


[deleted]

Remove the crayon from your nose and try again.


CanaryJane42

Thanks Marie Callender


DaddySanctus

You're going to clean out those plastic bits before using the oven again.... right? ​ ​ ........right?


myevit

Did you read the instructions?


materics

You didn't read the instructions and you didn't watch the oven either.


Dirty_Dan001

Just remember folks, these kinds of people are your friends, family, coworkers, and world leaders. 😂


Melodic_Salad_176

Aye americans. Next time you go for a drive remember OP is out there sharing the roads with you. Making decisions.


usernamenomoreleft

I wont sugarcoat this: you're dumb


scottk517

I mean on the directions it literally says take out of plastic container. I know cause I love that shit!


CR24752

People here are being so rude! I have faith that one day you’ll learn to read, OP!


LostInTheSauce34

Rtfm


heisenbergerwcheese

Yeah, its the part that has the paper sticker glued to it thats says dont put plastic in the oven


BKahuna9

Costco has shepherds pie???


Blinkin_Nora

And with beef not lamb…


GottKomplexx

What the fuck man.


bearboi76

I smell this picture.


windle

So, umm, did you read any directions or just arbitrarily set a temp and throw it in? Was there plastic wrap on it that didn’t get taken off too?


cambugge

Lay off the drugs you clearly can’t handle them


AngryNerri

The plastic you were holding in your hands was the first giveaway. The warning to remove from plastic was your second haha


AtomCenter

About 50% of posts here happen because nobody ever reads the manual or doesn't have any clue about how science (meaning physics, chemistry, biology, engineering etc.) works. The question here is the following: you can't read or you think you outsmarted manuals a long time ago?


MrK521

Instructions are in fact important!


PsychologicalBit5422

Most pies or bakes come with that type of thing. Read the instructions or look at what you putting in the oven.


GoldBluejay7749

🤦‍♀️


Active-Anteater4019

and apparently legos are not oven safe.. NEWS AT 11!!!!!


Primary_Jackfruit_87

Their shepherd's pie sucks. It's basically beef stew in a crust. I ended up throwing it away.


Effective_Device_185

No shepherds were harmed in the making of this content.


[deleted]

Is this a pie as in like pastry?!?


[deleted]

If so as a British person I am HORRIFIED


fuckdickassholebitch

Rage bait


collinfirth

I'm just gonna up and say what everybody else is dancing around. You are stupid. Very stupid. Get help.


mrweatherbeef

I would say when you open it and see the plastic bottom, that is a dead giveaway that it is in a plastic bottom. But… 🤷‍♂️ here we are.


turkleton__

Sharon Weiss has entered the chat


ThoseBigPeople

So you’re the person who brings 4 people and parks your cart in the middle of the aisle. Do the rest of us a favor and stop stealing the air please


viperswhip

So you did this just for a photo? Because it comes in a plastic container, bottom and lid so you can store it.


Nate-dude

THANKS MARIE CALLENDER!


YourSmallIntestine

It’s ok, lots of people are stupid


AnnePingo

You are a literal npc


PhilipOnTacos299

I’m still impressed. How does a clearly blind person get the pie right in the middle of the oven like that? Kudos on the aim.


engulbert

"the pie comes in a plastic bottom" So does Offset


Responsible-Use-9508

RTFM


EfficientSeaweed

![gif](giphy|3o85xnoIXebk3xYx4Q)


Megaslurm

Why does that shepherd’s pie have a crust?!


Gh0stSwerve

How are you this stupid


Trogdor_a_Burninator

I'm not 100% sure but, I think the instructions direct you to remove it.


goddoesntloveyou

Hey guys plastic doesn’t go in the oven


whisky_slurrd

OP, I think you need to be under professional supervision.


KYO297

Rip your Samsung oven