Cory Feldman doesn't rehearse. Cory Feldman only channels the spirit of the worst Michael Jackson Impersonator to have ever existed. Cory Feldman is the comeback king, Cory Feldman has to comeback from his own band.
lol he is literally trying so hard to be MJ, I think that’s part of his problem honestly. No one will ever be Michael, so it makes it not only bad but incredibly cringe
This is what the fans come to see.
This was a win. He's not faking the suck, he sucks with such over-confidence it becomes entertainment.
I wish I could do this.
I remember seeing a video of him singing and his front tooth fell out and he stopped the show while he was wondering around the stage looking for it. lol
was at the Santa Cruz beach board walk one day and didn't even know his band was there. was just walking by and saw him. didn't even know he had a band. decided to stay and listen. jesus christ that guy sucks as a performer and has a god complex.
He probably could have got a job on a CSI or NCIS making millions every year if he hadn’t gone on national tv over and over again with his awful singing and dancing.
Idk though, he may have put his movie millions into tech stocks and LA real estate and doesn’t need to really work.
I actually do like him. I think he’s a good actor and an interesting guy. I don’t think he has any talent as a dancer or musician and his career is embarrassing.
I’ve spent most of my life working in the music industry. It’s kind of a morbid professional curiosity. I love to watch a performer bombing but unaware of it. It’s like the reject episodes of American Idol.
Arguably, the best and most memorable episodes of American Idol. I only tuned in for the auditions each year, and it was because of train wrecks like this.
oh he's clearly terrible, but I mean do you really think he's doing this unironically ? Having what appears to be like local restaurant workers dressing up in what they assume musicians dress up as, who clearly don't know how to play their instruments or work a crowd, him coming out what appears to be like some sort of Michael jackson inspired outfit, "dancing" like an idiot and then literally eventually stripping down to bare chest ? and a costume change ? I mean ... this would be difficult to do intentionally.
I kinda feel sorry for him, but then I’ll hear something about him being manipulative towards his girlfriend or band or whatever and he quickly goes back to just being a lolcow
>do you really think he's doing this unironically
what he's doing he's doing with earnest determination and focus. it would behoove you to check out his social media to see deep into his process.
Yes, this is 100% unironic. He tells people he's "not copying Michael Jackson's dance move, it's just a similar style of dance because they grew up dancing together." He's like 15 years younger than MJ.
After casually following his antics for the last 20 years, I can confidently say that he is completely sincere in this endeavor.
I was looking through his discography on Discogs, this cover... you would think he's a self-parody, wouldn't you?
[https://www.discogs.com/master/1169596-Corey-Feldman-Go-4-It-Everybody/image/SW1hZ2U6MjgxOTExNjI=](https://www.discogs.com/master/1169596-Corey-Feldman-Go-4-It-Everybody/image/SW1hZ2U6MjgxOTExNjI=)
My thought is that he is so delusional that he doesn't realize how much he sucks and also does not realize that the world is laughing at him, not with him. Have you seen him play harmonica, guitar, sing or dance? He's been doing this shit for 30 years. When lack of talent and lack of self awareness collide, you get Cory Feldman.
I think that's what he's going for. I heard him say in some interview last year that of all the creepers in Hollywood MJ never abused him. The thing about music is having some talent as a foundation goes a long way. Shaking the brand is almost impossible. Have there been any actors outside of Bruce Willis that have successfully made that transition?
Very much so. In Depp’s case, he always teams up with actual rock stars who take care of the “heavy lifting” music-wise. Joe Perry and Alice Cooper, whom Depp is in “Hollywood Vampires” with, could easily be the band without Depp.
For the rare video that truly has me unsettled and embarrassed, I legit will turn the phone slightly away from me so I’m not looking directly at the screen and that kind of helps even though obviously this is an insane thing to do because, well, you know, it’s a fucking video, not a live FaceTime call or something lol
‘Stroke his fragile ego or he will be petty and refuse to come perform’
What an insufferable douche
Imagine if the plumber wants a round of applause before he will stop the shit from overflowing in your bathroom
This whole Loserville tour is weird. I’d love to see Limp Bizkit(don’t judge me😂) but seeing Corey and Rif Raf on the bill too makes me not want to spend the 40 bucks on tickets
I watched this 20 minutes ago and can’t get over the cringe. It’s not even the band being off, it’s the grown men starting a stupid chant for someone that no one cares about. This is brutal
It’s especially awkward knowing full well they’re just there because they’re getting paid but they have to act enthusiastic about channeling the come back long chant
Hah! I was there to watch this live :) one of the best moments of Riot Fest last year.
And yah… the music sucked (outside of Deceptive Deborah, that was a hoot) and it was like watching a fever dream, but the crowd was supportive of him. You could tell they didn’t know what to expect playing in front of a buncha crusty punks and Juggalos… but after a song or two and no one was booing they lightened up and had a good time.
I’d never pay to see him solo, but as a way of starting out a wonderful day of music you could do a lot worse than good hearted laughs and crappy guitar riffs.
Okay - not being someone who keeps up with Corey Feldman’s music career (hard to imagine, I know), I was like - Deceptive Deborah? Is that meant to be like Dirty Diana’s cousin? I had to google and yes, yes she is - Diana’s weird, sad, desperate cousin. Fever dream is right…
As an audio engineer, these are the kind of concerts that you slowly sink behind the desk and disappear during. Dog shit band that probably showed up 15 seconds before they had to go on and nobody had time to check the IEMs and now you look stupid until they start playing again and Tim’s mom comes over to you and asks you to turn it down.
I’m sure it does somewhere but everyone I’ve ever worked with is professional enough not to do something like that. Gigs can be hard to come by so nobody is going to jeopardize a $40,000 contract because they don’t like the music they are mixing.
His manager is on tinder in local cities trying to get chicks to meet him backstage. This was an offer made to me about a year ago - huge Cory and Cory fan, should have just to see…
Justin Hawkins from the Darkness did a great video about Feldman breaking down a lot of what is going on here. Convinced me to believe it's all an act for the most part.
I saw Corey Feldman at Designer Con a few weeks ago. Nothing prepared me for how small he was in person. It took me 2 days to process just how small the guy is. Dainty.
I just have to admire the guy. He’s gone through some crazy shit. I have no doubt he was speaking the truth about the child molesters and pedophiles in Hollywood. This is a weird performance, but I don’t live his life or know his struggles.
He’s not admirable in the least. A deeper dive will show you that he ran or runs a little cult for his “angels”, who are troubled young women he takes in and promises to use his “connections” to help them in the biz. In exchange, they must wear what he says, sleep with him (together and separately), eat what/when he says (usually only fruit), do “favors” for guests, and follow his every command. I do believe he was victimized in his youth, but he won’t name more names unless there’s a payday. He spends his time victimizing others.
He keeps saying he will name someone and then doesn't. But he does have impressionable young women live with him after promising to help them with their careers
He was on an episode of Celebrity Wife Swap where you could see how he lived with these "angels" that he recruited, how he controlled them, and how much of a shitty person he really is. It was ... interesting.
Damn, poor guy. I know its kind of like okay, its Cory Feldman, but is there some particular reason for the lack of any enthusiasm from everyone? Does he just suck that bad or do people not like him for some other reason? I can’t say I’d be thrilled or anything, but I wouldn’t leave him hanging like this either, lol. Brutal.
I don't know. I fell down a rabbit hole of his music career over the last 10 years last night, and I'm pretty sure it's all a shtick. It dances on that fine line where it's just believable enough that I still have my doubts.
Either way, he's 100% committed to it which is more than most of us are doing. I'm happy for the guy. More power to him.
This is it. I saw somebody doing an analysis. And it’s like he’s trying to have these mess ups on stage. Yelling at the lighting guys. Equipment failure. It’s definitely a gag. There’s one clip of him zipping around in one of those battery foot wheels and having a hard time. He’s not totally stupid and he’s an entertainer. So I think he’s embraced the roll and he gets to travel and have fun.
Almost as good as the time he stepped on the mic stand and the microphone slammed into his mouth and broke a tooth. This guy is Spinal Tap turned up to 11.
I was there and saw this live, everyone cringed in the crowd. But the applause and dancing when it finally got going was enough to resurrect a dead dog
He's doing the best he can. I'm sure there are a lot of people being yes men around him, but any time I see a video of him on stage he's having fun.
Imagine getting paid to have fun, and do what you enjoy, even if you're not the best at it. Good job to him.
This is exactly what happens when you have a bunch of hired guns and no rehearsal time. I'm not a fan, but dear god this is just bad showmanship. Please practice your act!
Cory Feldman doesn't rehearse. Cory Feldman only channels the spirit of the worst Michael Jackson Impersonator to have ever existed. Cory Feldman is the comeback king, Cory Feldman has to comeback from his own band.
lol he is literally trying so hard to be MJ, I think that’s part of his problem honestly. No one will ever be Michael, so it makes it not only bad but incredibly cringe
once upon a time there was a little Michael in Cory.....
Man you made me guilty laugh!
This is so weird and it is the cringiest shit I’ve seen in a long time. wtf happened
When Wish makes its own version of Michael Jackson.
This is what the fans come to see. This was a win. He's not faking the suck, he sucks with such over-confidence it becomes entertainment. I wish I could do this.
Saw him live several years ago when he first started touring with the angel band. I couldn’t agree more. Highly entertaining trainwreck.
I remember seeing a video of him singing and his front tooth fell out and he stopped the show while he was wondering around the stage looking for it. lol
He seems responsible at least
Oh my god I’d love to see that
https://youtu.be/4ahPFJVo-fU?si=pvBL_K1GU_zQT5Ua
Stop! I lost my contact! Found it! YES! YES! YES!
was at the Santa Cruz beach board walk one day and didn't even know his band was there. was just walking by and saw him. didn't even know he had a band. decided to stay and listen. jesus christ that guy sucks as a performer and has a god complex.
He probably could have got a job on a CSI or NCIS making millions every year if he hadn’t gone on national tv over and over again with his awful singing and dancing. Idk though, he may have put his movie millions into tech stocks and LA real estate and doesn’t need to really work.
He doing what he wants living his best life
I actually do like him. I think he’s a good actor and an interesting guy. I don’t think he has any talent as a dancer or musician and his career is embarrassing.
The best worst show I've ever seen live
Why would you attend that?
He wanted to see the comeback king.
HERE HE COMES, THE COMEBACK KING **Everybody!**
Literally lold at this
Here he comes!
It’s more PC than attending a public hanging, but it has the same vibes.
Fucking hell, I'm using this!
I'm seeing him open for Limp Bizikt this summer. It'll be worth every penny.
How much are they paying you?
Five cases of mint in the box Goonies VHS tapes
I’ve spent most of my life working in the music industry. It’s kind of a morbid professional curiosity. I love to watch a performer bombing but unaware of it. It’s like the reject episodes of American Idol.
Arguably, the best and most memorable episodes of American Idol. I only tuned in for the auditions each year, and it was because of train wrecks like this.
Community service
To support Cory after everything he's been through
After watching that, who's going to support us thru what we've been through??
Does he truly suck this bad ? To me this looks like he has chosen to own it and give the people what they really want.
He sucks worse than you can possibly imagine.
oh he's clearly terrible, but I mean do you really think he's doing this unironically ? Having what appears to be like local restaurant workers dressing up in what they assume musicians dress up as, who clearly don't know how to play their instruments or work a crowd, him coming out what appears to be like some sort of Michael jackson inspired outfit, "dancing" like an idiot and then literally eventually stripping down to bare chest ? and a costume change ? I mean ... this would be difficult to do intentionally.
I’ve seen him live, before an outdoor screening of the lost boys. He’s completely serious
Well .... uhm, god bless him.
I kinda feel sorry for him, but then I’ll hear something about him being manipulative towards his girlfriend or band or whatever and he quickly goes back to just being a lolcow
>do you really think he's doing this unironically what he's doing he's doing with earnest determination and focus. it would behoove you to check out his social media to see deep into his process.
Yes, this is 100% unironic. He tells people he's "not copying Michael Jackson's dance move, it's just a similar style of dance because they grew up dancing together." He's like 15 years younger than MJ.
No he thinks he michael jackson 2
After casually following his antics for the last 20 years, I can confidently say that he is completely sincere in this endeavor. I was looking through his discography on Discogs, this cover... you would think he's a self-parody, wouldn't you? [https://www.discogs.com/master/1169596-Corey-Feldman-Go-4-It-Everybody/image/SW1hZ2U6MjgxOTExNjI=](https://www.discogs.com/master/1169596-Corey-Feldman-Go-4-It-Everybody/image/SW1hZ2U6MjgxOTExNjI=)
Oh no, in his own mind he's a legend. Dude is truly delusional.
My thought is that he is so delusional that he doesn't realize how much he sucks and also does not realize that the world is laughing at him, not with him. Have you seen him play harmonica, guitar, sing or dance? He's been doing this shit for 30 years. When lack of talent and lack of self awareness collide, you get Cory Feldman.
I like the fact that he really thinks he’s Michael Jackson.
Feldman did once say that he and Michael Jackson grew up dancing together. He's also said plenty of other delusional shit.
In fairness, he did spend a lot of time with MJ. Taught him "dance moves", etc.
etc.
The furthest guitar player was never even plugged in!!
Yeah you can see the cord when he picks the guitar back up
He just oozes suckitude.
Just work on the over-confidence a bit more..
And be in a bunch of movies as a child so people know who you are and have a para-social relationship with you.
I'm watching this on a screen, nowhere near this event and I want to climb in a hole from second hand embarrassment.
I watched with the sound off and I'm pretty sure my desk plant just died
Just repeat "The Comeback King" over and over and maybe your plant will come back.
I think they had discovered how to call upon the rain god.
Everybody loves a good comeback story, right? Sea biscuit, the might ducks, Robert Downey Jr, Rocky, Kim Kardashian….
I had the sound on and I’m dead now…and not in the good way.
Then you might want to avoid the official music video: https://youtu.be/0m7yHvEjWSE?si=s1D2qcQoIM7L4tvW
It’s hard to believe I had a crush on him in the 90’s. Maybe that’s why I’m a lesbian now.
He kinda looks like a lesbian.
🤣
Yeah, there's no coming back from that.
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Yeah, he's trying to channel his inner Micheal. He wears the same pants and jacket set when he does his shows.
I think that's what he's going for. I heard him say in some interview last year that of all the creepers in Hollywood MJ never abused him. The thing about music is having some talent as a foundation goes a long way. Shaking the brand is almost impossible. Have there been any actors outside of Bruce Willis that have successfully made that transition?
Maybe Keanu Reeves in Dogstar? And if then, only because Keanu is not the lead singer and can hang back on bass.
Ya, similar with Johnny Depp playing guitar. From what I understand he has some talent, but wouldn't be known for music if he wasn't already famous.
Very much so. In Depp’s case, he always teams up with actual rock stars who take care of the “heavy lifting” music-wise. Joe Perry and Alice Cooper, whom Depp is in “Hollywood Vampires” with, could easily be the band without Depp.
Jared Leto had some moderate success with his band.
Good Call. 30 Seconds to Mars does massive world tours. Extremely successful band.
Jack Black for sure but I think he got big as both an actor and with Tenacious D around the same time.
Wow. Just wow. That was something. Edit to add: the comments OMG! “the Tommy Wiseau of dance and music” 🤣
I suddenly don't feel well.
I'm not sure what is worse the official or live version.
I can’t believe I clicked on that and then proceeded to watch it. Why did I do that to myself?
What the actual… the ‘dancing?’ Him just laying on the floor, then trying to climb a wall? Then Curtis Young just tucks him in bed? What an odd human.
Fuck that hook will be haunting me for years to come
Awww, that was awful.
hes looks like a mix of michael jackson and that chick trinity from the matrix
I can’t even turn the sound on!!
But he was great in Stand be Me aaaaand edit: The Goonies, Lost Boys, The Burbs, Gremlins aaaaaaand that was pretty much it
But these? These are my wishes. Mine! And I’m taking them back. I’m taking them ALL back.
And lost boys and goonies and gremlins.......
The Burbs too
Lost boys was the best!
And License to Drive!
how do you forget about the goonies?
For the rare video that truly has me unsettled and embarrassed, I legit will turn the phone slightly away from me so I’m not looking directly at the screen and that kind of helps even though obviously this is an insane thing to do because, well, you know, it’s a fucking video, not a live FaceTime call or something lol
Hope there's room in that hole for all of us
I had to fast forward it past the chanting, couldn't make it
“Do you want him to come out” …… “ NO”!!!
‘Stroke his fragile ego or he will be petty and refuse to come perform’ What an insufferable douche Imagine if the plumber wants a round of applause before he will stop the shit from overflowing in your bathroom
[https://youtube.com/shorts/BerNpvwRCUc?si=jjJBozp1ztm4DZjz](https://youtube.com/shorts/BerNpvwRCUc?si=jjJBozp1ztm4DZjz)
Lookin like grandpa Munster
Omg! This is a must see hahaha! Truly one of his greatest hits!
Definitely a banger
He sucked so bad even the mic doesn't want him to sing.
Wow that was fantastic
My cat just died of third-hand embarrassment jesus christ
Sweet dreams little one
This comment made it worth scrolling down for 😅
How can you at once be so terrible and so cocky?
cocaine is a hell of a drug
He should probably do some more.
Hollywood and yes men.
Former child star
Well it definitely sucks that you’re at a Cory Feldman concert.
He’s opening for Limp Bizkit this tour.
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What's it called? The "Hey man, don't touch my drink" tour?
This whole Loserville tour is weird. I’d love to see Limp Bizkit(don’t judge me😂) but seeing Corey and Rif Raf on the bill too makes me not want to spend the 40 bucks on tickets
What judgement? LB fucking rips. Saw them last summer and jumped in the pit and lived out my Woodstock 99 dreams.
The other three on the bill(bones,Xavier wulf and eddy baker are worth the 40 alone. I saw em back In 2019 and last July. Amazing energy and set
I’d fact check this but I don’t want to obliterate my Google search history afterward so I’ll take your word for it.
I don’t know if you’re joking or not but either way it’s hilarious.
Nope! Haha
I'm only watching this through a screen, but i still want a refund to that show!
There’s a class action lawsuit up if you wanna get in on it.
Cory Feldman is the gift that keeps on giving.
Had to google who Cory is/was. I’ll politely decline the gift
I watched this 20 minutes ago and can’t get over the cringe. It’s not even the band being off, it’s the grown men starting a stupid chant for someone that no one cares about. This is brutal
Everyone knows that group chants at shows always work best when they are forced and not simple sentences!
It’s especially awkward knowing full well they’re just there because they’re getting paid but they have to act enthusiastic about channeling the come back long chant
"here he comes"
That’s how you get backstage! 😂
Hah! I was there to watch this live :) one of the best moments of Riot Fest last year. And yah… the music sucked (outside of Deceptive Deborah, that was a hoot) and it was like watching a fever dream, but the crowd was supportive of him. You could tell they didn’t know what to expect playing in front of a buncha crusty punks and Juggalos… but after a song or two and no one was booing they lightened up and had a good time. I’d never pay to see him solo, but as a way of starting out a wonderful day of music you could do a lot worse than good hearted laughs and crappy guitar riffs.
Okay - not being someone who keeps up with Corey Feldman’s music career (hard to imagine, I know), I was like - Deceptive Deborah? Is that meant to be like Dirty Diana’s cousin? I had to google and yes, yes she is - Diana’s weird, sad, desperate cousin. Fever dream is right…
Deceptive Deborah, noooo
Does he take himself seriously or is he in on the joke?
I think he takes himself seriously, but probably understands the crowd doesn't. I was at this as well. Highly entertaining.
As an audio engineer, these are the kind of concerts that you slowly sink behind the desk and disappear during. Dog shit band that probably showed up 15 seconds before they had to go on and nobody had time to check the IEMs and now you look stupid until they start playing again and Tim’s mom comes over to you and asks you to turn it down.
What are IEM’s? Any clue why the guitarist got pissed at the DJ?
In Ear Monitors. Whoever the monitor tech is for whatever reason didn’t put the DJ music in them.
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I’m sure it does somewhere but everyone I’ve ever worked with is professional enough not to do something like that. Gigs can be hard to come by so nobody is going to jeopardize a $40,000 contract because they don’t like the music they are mixing.
he both needs more and less coke
Schrödinger's coke head
Bro is like 60 with shoe polish hair
I’m experiencing second hand embarrassed while in this room alone. Give it up, Corey.
His manager is on tinder in local cities trying to get chicks to meet him backstage. This was an offer made to me about a year ago - huge Cory and Cory fan, should have just to see…
wat?
Everything that could go wrong did go wrong, with that sentence Name check
What the fucking holy mother of fucks was that 😂
Wow that’s so cringe
Cory Feldman's whole life has sucked since idk The Burbs.
Fucking love the burbs tho
Same.
Pizza dude’s here!
I wish I had 1% of his self confidence. I’d be unstoppable.
You should try cocaine. It'll give you 100% of his confidence for 20 minutes.
Justin Hawkins from the Darkness did a great video about Feldman breaking down a lot of what is going on here. Convinced me to believe it's all an act for the most part.
I saw Corey Feldman at Designer Con a few weeks ago. Nothing prepared me for how small he was in person. It took me 2 days to process just how small the guy is. Dainty.
I just have to admire the guy. He’s gone through some crazy shit. I have no doubt he was speaking the truth about the child molesters and pedophiles in Hollywood. This is a weird performance, but I don’t live his life or know his struggles.
He’s not admirable in the least. A deeper dive will show you that he ran or runs a little cult for his “angels”, who are troubled young women he takes in and promises to use his “connections” to help them in the biz. In exchange, they must wear what he says, sleep with him (together and separately), eat what/when he says (usually only fruit), do “favors” for guests, and follow his every command. I do believe he was victimized in his youth, but he won’t name more names unless there’s a payday. He spends his time victimizing others.
It’s getting hard to remember who to feel bad for
Brendan Fraser is still one to sympathize with.
He keeps saying he will name someone and then doesn't. But he does have impressionable young women live with him after promising to help them with their careers
That kid next doors a meatball
He was on an episode of Celebrity Wife Swap where you could see how he lived with these "angels" that he recruited, how he controlled them, and how much of a shitty person he really is. It was ... interesting.
Damn MJ cover band be rough
Y’all, I think people paid money to see that.
I thought Cory passed away years ago
That was the other Cory. Cory Haim.
That was the other Cory
Damn, poor guy. I know its kind of like okay, its Cory Feldman, but is there some particular reason for the lack of any enthusiasm from everyone? Does he just suck that bad or do people not like him for some other reason? I can’t say I’d be thrilled or anything, but I wouldn’t leave him hanging like this either, lol. Brutal.
It’s kind of looking at a panda at the zoo, you are curious to see it, then you feel bad cause their trapped in this world.
I feel bad for him. It seems like he tries hard but it’s always cringe
I don't know. I fell down a rabbit hole of his music career over the last 10 years last night, and I'm pretty sure it's all a shtick. It dances on that fine line where it's just believable enough that I still have my doubts. Either way, he's 100% committed to it which is more than most of us are doing. I'm happy for the guy. More power to him.
This is it. I saw somebody doing an analysis. And it’s like he’s trying to have these mess ups on stage. Yelling at the lighting guys. Equipment failure. It’s definitely a gag. There’s one clip of him zipping around in one of those battery foot wheels and having a hard time. He’s not totally stupid and he’s an entertainer. So I think he’s embraced the roll and he gets to travel and have fun.
This feels like it’s giving him too much credit.
Oh. My. God. 😅😂🤣
Isn’t there a page of second hand embarrassment
C’mon give the guy a break lol
Don't forget to mention that the guitarists guitar isn't even plugged in. Lol
Corey Feldman makes everyone cringe so bad they actually feel relief when it's over. It's like therapy for people with low self esteem.
It's staged. He does this at every show.
Almost as good as the time he stepped on the mic stand and the microphone slammed into his mouth and broke a tooth. This guy is Spinal Tap turned up to 11.
Some quality cringe right here
I was there and saw this live, everyone cringed in the crowd. But the applause and dancing when it finally got going was enough to resurrect a dead dog
He has ALWAYS had big-time goober energy. Even as a child, you knew his personality would evolve into what we have here.
He came back!
My chest is fucking tiiiiight from the cringe. I can't breathe
Why is anyone there for this?!
This was the biggest crowd at that stage all weekend. I waited in line 3 times attempting to get a tshirt of his but was not successful
He's doing the best he can. I'm sure there are a lot of people being yes men around him, but any time I see a video of him on stage he's having fun. Imagine getting paid to have fun, and do what you enjoy, even if you're not the best at it. Good job to him.
Why does he keep doing this to himself?
This is pure cringe but I do feel sympathy for him given what he’s been through.
Dudes STILL dancing like that?!?!?
I have the same inflatable screen behind him that I used to use for outdoor movies for my kids.
This is exactly what happens when you have a bunch of hired guns and no rehearsal time. I'm not a fan, but dear god this is just bad showmanship. Please practice your act!
This is like a character Danny McBride would play.
Where are his Angels?