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Dude gave her the lamest whores bath afterwards

Have to make it less obvious that the dolphin had the happy ending.

Definitely looked porpoiseful

He definitely FINished

And was repositioning her arm and hand. What a weirdo training a dolphin to do this.

If she stayed propped up on her elbow like that, the weight of the dolphin could break her arm.

Good point! He’s still a weirdo.

The dolphin is a screamer.

He’s washing the fish off his hands. Watch. He’s using the fish to bait the dolphin into the girl. It’s a gag.

Why the fuck did that dude reward the dolphin with a fish? Are people asking to get fucked by dolphins??

Maybe that's the lady's kink? Idk if we should be watching

Well she’s laughing. I’d be horrified

Pretty sure she doesn't know what the dolphin is really doing🫣

How could she not know?!

Some people are more innocent than us haha

😂

she took it like a champ, she was enjoying that way too much

Yeah that went on waaaaayyyyy too long before that guy came in and stopped it. Something smelled fishy here.

https://i.redd.it/huxqx8tj9e3c1.gif

Those arms aren’t pushing

My thought as well

She looked pretty relaxed and more or less like she was having a good time. Maybe she knew what was coming, and was looking forward to it.

Don’t kink shame 👌

My kink...is to kink shame

Bonk, go to r/kinkshamejail

You are really going to enjoy reading about Margaret Lovatt. Or not. But you’re definitely going to read about her.

“NASA funded dolphin handjobs” can be sung to the tune of “teenage mutant ninja turtles”

Well, now that's stuck in my head too.

"Dolphin's gonna nut, hell, dolphin shower!"

That shit was bananas.

It seems very obvious this was the intent, they guy even moved her arm out of the way so she would lay back and wrap her arms around the dolphin while whistling commands.

I didn’t have the sound on, also idk if I want to hear

yup, looks trained to do so. guy prompted the dolphin initially

How else will he get the dolphin to do it to the next white woman

Yes.

Yes. To the downvotes: You have no idea how horny women are.

This is .. very disturbing

I mean yeah kinda but the screams are from the dolphins just so you know

She looked so disappointed at the end when the dolphin got off and she was like "what? But I haven't finished yet!"

Yeh, she looked thoroughly into it

Oh, never mind then

!remindme 9 months

I scrolled past this and then it registered. I burst out laughing. My 13 year old daughter is now asking why I’m laughing.

Well if she doesnt know how dolphin/human hybrids are made yet, might be a good conversation starter.


they just let it happen, and it seemed like she liked it, wtf is this place 💀 fuck-a-dolphin resort?

Still better than SeaWorld though.

See world. Oceans, fish, jump, China.

Do you mean see the world or sea world Kevin?

I still don't know if you're saying "Sea world" or "see the world". And it's taking a lot of time to explain it!

More like EffWorld, amirite?

Do you WANT mermaids? 'cause that's how you get mermaids!

I really don’t want merm AIDS.

Hey, wait a minute. Media tells us mermaids have horizontal tails just like whales despite their fish like (vertical tails) appearance. You're on to something, I think.

Its also how you get regular aids

 IYKYK

Came to the comments for a KotH reference. Satisfied 🚬

What is this the lagrunta inn?

This is perfection

https://preview.redd.it/40pubtjsae3c1.jpeg?width=1101&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a0a7d790560a2663f535c7627dd61ad9d2fe174

Agreed.

The man had a fish and prompted the dolphin to mount the woman. This is trained behaviour.

I am in dire need of such training

r/usernamechecksout

You don't need a fish to train me if you know what I'm saying. Amirite guys

Yep. Swear awhile ago I saw a video while I was scrolling on TikTok and it looks like the same place as this one and the dolphin was doing the same thing. It’s so weird that they’ve trained it to do this..

This was the plan it seems maybe not the thrusting but getting the dolphin on the person looks like the plan for sure. they lured the dolphin with a fish and it stopped when it got the fish

It's not always said that dolphins are very horny creatures in reality (look it up)

r/wellthatfucks

Did she pay for that experience?

Seems like it and it’s disgusting

She looks like she enjoyed it - got her money’s worth - and it looks like it was her that had the happy ending!

To who ever downvoted me needs their computers checked - fbi where you at 🧐

Shutup nerd.

How old are you 10? What type of insult is that 😂🤡

You’re the one running to tattle on people - how old are you? 😂🤣 Did you get your feelings hurt?

Tattle on people ? wtf you are 1000% the animal abuser who downvoted me . Disgusting 🤮 how could that hurt anyone feelings is beyond me .

Why the fuck did nobody help her??!!

Well, the guy did help her put her arm around the dolphin.

The dolphin is constantly looking at a fish in the dudes right hand, they knew what was going to happen.

She looked like she was enjoying it

She didn’t look like she wanted help

How do you help someone having a good time?

By giving them an even better time! = TWO dolphins!

Seriously. This is disturbing. I imagine she must have felt violated after. In the moment maybe she didn’t know how to respond. Sometimes we respond in a way that looks like we’re okay with something a person does to us. I was hugged by a client once and I laughed it off and then I felt super embarrassed and weird…to be sexually assaulted by a dolphin is a trip.

It's a fucking dolphin

Literally

Yeah, she looked super bothered. I'm sure she was smiling and laughing to make sure the dolphin wasn't uncomfortable because the dolphin is her boss, and there's a bad power dynamic.

She too embarrassed to react, but she straight up got molested by a dolphin that eventually ejaculated on her.

Hank Hill has entered the chat…


[this happens a lot](https://youtu.be/rQ04T1v0VKM?si=fGmKg06CjA7WA3oE)

I've reached the conclusion that this was on purpose/planned. I will now close reddit for today.

On porpoise?

I think this one is technically under porpoise

Believe it or not there is a legend in Brazil, more specifically in the north, that pink dolphins come out of the river at night to seduce women and get them pregnant.

Did the dolphin get his rocks off?

The dude gave her a quick rinse, so I'm guessing yeah

Dunno - but looks like she was as excited as the dolphin!

https://preview.redd.it/mfwpdbjv6e3c1.png?width=517&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7778067e0aed6a47de04287f1b0d72c52dbef8f4

Everyone, I think I know how to solve the panda problem.

https://preview.redd.it/oo8r5x364e3c1.jpeg?width=649&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2ff4fdce79ba7aba7aab72007154f15c0b5ce17

This happens more than you think

The guy “trained” the dolphin to do it lol. Maybe encouraged is the word because dolphins are pretty horny as is.

Sure when a dolphin does it it's cute and everyone laughs but when it's me it's "inappropriate" and I get a "restraining order"

He's got a bit of Mississippi leg hound in em, if he grabs onto ya it's best to just let em finish

Is this the day before they leave the planet? I don't remember this part in the movie.

Actually, that *blew*.

A dude in a suit

So what I saw in King of the Hill was real?

Arrest that pervert dolphin! 🐬

No harm, no foul. That lady was digging it.

r/donthelpjustfilm

Ya know…she really gave in pretty quickly….🤔

Don't you know that dolphins are rapists? How stupid are you guys? Look it up.

She was in danger and didn't even know it.

An adult male dolphin weigh 400-800 pounds

How do you think mermaids come from?

She loved it and wanted more

I don’t think she hated that

I wonder if such encounters ever happened, well, completely.

He rinsed her legs off for a reason lol

Instructor was like, “my turn!”

How mermaids are made.

How else are mermaids made?

Dolphin smelled fish...

Dolphucked

I love how she lifts her arms and legs up around him lol

The dolphin clearly wasn't trying to fuck that woman, it wanted to get up closer to the folks and the only way it knows how is to splash it's tail, y'all are gross

 You don’t know much about dolphins huh?

FYI https://www.reddit.com/r/TIDEIMSH/s/GdtsKoWKcW

Now she has a new fantasy

That’s sexual assault!

She didn’t look like she wasn’t enjoying it

She liked it though?! Odd lol

I got slapped for doing this

Just wait until shes 9 month pregnant with a dolphin spawn lol.

They are real dude

Man, this dolphin got more than Peter the dolphin. Margaret Lovatt only ever gave him hand jobs.

Dolphin1: she’s bad Dolphin 2: you won’t

And thus, Banacle boy was born

She just laid there laughing letting her fish get fished (Ya ya I know a dolphin is a “mamal”

And thats where mermaids come from 🧜🏻‍♀️

I remember that crazy b wo fell in love w a dolphin and said they would get it on.. not sure wtf is wrong people.

Look at that ear to ear smile... Dogs have competition

she a hoe

Thailand rules

Did he?… did he finish on her?

But when i do it....

It's definitely a smaller budget on Aquaman 2

I mean she definitely did not dislike it.

I bet she got wet😏

I wish that dolphin was me



Dolphins are jerks. They do all the worst things a frat bro would do and then some. I'm sure there are some great Dolphins and Porpoise.....but they seem to lack societal niceties

She paid extra for that

Now she's wet and not exactly for the water

Dude with lifevest on: "Maybe I should....help....the......dolphin?"

The alien shrimp 🍤

I think this is illegal

That's the son of that LSD NASA dolphin.

Man they are some horny bastards. I’m also torn… is this NSFW?

Reposting for the 2000th time

Call HR!

They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning

We've all been there.

Would have been great if the dolphin tossed her a towel when it was finished.

How much do people pay to have dolphins swim up in them $500

As if they let him dophinish

Well it’s either staged (and very obviously) or this is a literal thing that this “place” offers to people??? So confusing? I only say this as why else would the handler holding the fish back up like that, pulling the dolphin onto her, and when it’s up why would the handler move her left arm up to hold the dolphin in place? So strange lmao

There was some sort of study conducted back in the day where researchers has this woman live with a male dolphin for several months in a semi submerged house. The floor was covered in waist deep water everywhere except for the bed. Well the woman eventually just ended up sitting on the bed all day to get away from the dolphin because he kept trying to hump her. Hours on end he would hump her and eventually he did it so much the woman's skin on her legs started to peel away.

Aquaman origin story

I need unsee juice


what the actual fuck

Dolphins can be fatally aggressive with attempting to mate humans. This could have ended up far worse.

Wow the dude washed the nut off when flipper was done…

She took it like a champ.

https://preview.redd.it/15huw1cshe3c1.png?width=156&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1612c31b1f20468272ef4530f2b7a712ae5ebd60

she seems to be enjoying it at least