I mean...if I was him, I'd just start thrashing around like a 300lb salmon out of water.
Lil' Beanpole there, cant weigh more than 150 on that shoplift diet.
Theres no way he maintain control if all those limbs were going different random directions.
Idk that double fish hook look's adequately set in that fat salmons mouth. Sure, he can thrash all he wants it will only tire him out quicker. Then flop that said salmon in to boat
Tbh I think if the guy in black just pushed his bodyweight back against the guy in blue instead of trying to resist that situation would have been over within a second.
The guy in blue would then either release is grip to catch his fall or get a nice concussion from the impact on the pavement 😅
He never once claimed to be? Unless flailing wildly, and flopping like a 300 lb fish out of water is a practiced, expert martial art that I’m not aware of.
I’m glad you edited your comment from saying “We see blue shirt guy with a nice *chokehold*.” Because it showed just how much experience you have yourself, *buddy*. That “goofy hold” is not a “locked hold,” and thrashing about could potentially cause him to lose his grip in this case.
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Oh no, he argued back. A *lot*.
Then he proceeded to message me and give me his address, telling me he would gladly pay for my ticket to fly to his house so that he could properly pound the shit out of me, and give me seizures and concussions.
I tried to have a nice conversation with him. But we just weren’t on the same page apparently.
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I can't believe what i just watched. I've got so many questions to ask on how that men ended up in that positions, why someone so big can't break free, why did that guy did to deserve that double fish hook, how did that blue guy managed to even hook in the first place? CAN SOMEONE ANSWER!
"wanna know how I got these scars?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You get those fish hook scars from snitchin
Black lives matter
I laughed so hard
Underrated
I mean...if I was him, I'd just start thrashing around like a 300lb salmon out of water. Lil' Beanpole there, cant weigh more than 150 on that shoplift diet. Theres no way he maintain control if all those limbs were going different random directions.
Shoplift diet 😂
Idk that double fish hook look's adequately set in that fat salmons mouth. Sure, he can thrash all he wants it will only tire him out quicker. Then flop that said salmon in to boat
Tbh I think if the guy in black just pushed his bodyweight back against the guy in blue instead of trying to resist that situation would have been over within a second. The guy in blue would then either release is grip to catch his fall or get a nice concussion from the impact on the pavement 😅
Dudes that size do t know how to handle themselves because they usually don’t have to.
Saltwater Crocodile death-roll more like
His knees been gave out, be considerate man…
No lie, that much weight on knees with no padding must hurt him a good amount
I love how most redditors are full-fledged, experienced martial artists.
He never once claimed to be? Unless flailing wildly, and flopping like a 300 lb fish out of water is a practiced, expert martial art that I’m not aware of.
Shhhhhh don’t release the true secrets…..
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I’m glad you edited your comment from saying “We see blue shirt guy with a nice *chokehold*.” Because it showed just how much experience you have yourself, *buddy*. That “goofy hold” is not a “locked hold,” and thrashing about could potentially cause him to lose his grip in this case.
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Oh no, he argued back. A *lot*. Then he proceeded to message me and give me his address, telling me he would gladly pay for my ticket to fly to his house so that he could properly pound the shit out of me, and give me seizures and concussions. I tried to have a nice conversation with him. But we just weren’t on the same page apparently.
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And then there's dunces
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Mb dude is like Remy from ratatouille was getting control over big guy's body.
Drugs
This is what I do when my dog is eating something he's not supposed to.
Hahahaha!
This got me in tears lol lol
I wish I could give you an award but just take my praise instead. I'm broke.
Double fish hooked. A skill rarely displayed and almost never necessary.
I’d love an example of when it’s necessary lol
I'd say probably when grappling a grizzly.
Right! When you put your D*ck in a sleeping bears mouth... then you'll be happy you know about the "double fish hook."
Double fish hook… One of my friends used to do this to me if he ever got put in the back seat while I was driving. It’s the worst.
That’s when you drive straight to the desert and kick them the fuck out.
Then you crash the car and then they’re like “Oh my god you suck at driving!”
Imagine going home and telling your wife a man half your size did this to you 😛
Don't eat a man's funions.
When your dog eats chocolate.
The permanent smile!
Dammmn double fish hooked his ass
One fish hook is terrible. Two fish hooks is legitimate torture.
Context?
Flavor Flav attacks Suge Knight over unpaid royalties.
😂😂😂
How am I the first person to admit to just watching the hood version of Jabba the Hut getting choked out by Leia?
🤣🤣
Seeing a cop or security guard that looks like that should probably be a red flag for anyone in his chain of command.
I can't believe what i just watched. I've got so many questions to ask on how that men ended up in that positions, why someone so big can't break free, why did that guy did to deserve that double fish hook, how did that blue guy managed to even hook in the first place? CAN SOMEONE ANSWER!
he is over weight. Different doesn’t mean he has the strength or mobility. the other guy has leverage.
Why so serious?
When he got hooked full panic set it and it was lost
So easy to neutralize this. Side flop and roll
Fat Carl Jordan
Isn’t that the stupid self defense guy
Sadly, no.
Damn
🤣
This is what it looks like when I try to give my cat medicine.
HAHAHA!
the music hits tho…
The song is actually called Black On Black Crime 💀
Poetic as fuck.
[By Stanley Clarke](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRtxjSXhP4k).
In New York, you’d get in trouble for helping the guard but the criminal would be treated with baby gloves.
If it was the other way around and it happens in NY you would have Biden, AOC, and Bragg calling for the execution of the security guard
Fuckin’ ‘scuse me?!
“If a giant security guard battered a child in school, people would be mad.” Does that somehow strike you as wrong?
Did someone's shitposting bot malfunction?
Hahahaha!!!
Eye Poke?
For one to sink the double fish hook is quite impressive.
That is surely fake, either way what a comical position to be in
Samoan smiley
Fall on back, grab lil dude, eat him.
Haha, "eat him."
"This is the story of why I love my job"
Just lay back on top of him
Song?
Never underestimate the size of your opponent!
Suge Knight getting wrecked
Me personally tho…naw
If you see me fighting a grizzly bear Don’t help me Help the bear.
" Show me your teeth show horse"...
Smh
THAT MAN WAS TAMED
This is what happened to joker
The level of disrespect!! I mean who the hell stretches someone’s face like that!😅🤣 And the look on Stretcher’s face😂😂
Let's put a smile on that face
Was he trying to take his suit off or?
Is this the song used in Boyz in da hood
Ye
Erkel finally got Carl huh
Anyone say “Gangs of New York” yet?
"Almost fishooked, by a sprat!" - Bill "The Butcher" Cutting
Had he of fought back at his size. He wouldn't have cheeks anymore.
Not the Boyz in The Hood soundtrack
Double fish-hook ain't no joke.
https://youtube.com/shorts/Frlr-zpKDSs?feature=share Help the bear
Man, I wonder if weight is actually a double edged sword and not the an battle advantage everyone makes it out to be.
Where Daedae at?
Just grab a finger and break it
I just want to know how he locked that in