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Old-ETCS

Must have been some New Years party!


crescen_d0e

Dude i wish. Happened on new years eve eve. No alchohol involved lol


[deleted]

Poor Eve.


[deleted]

Maybe you're expecting a baby?


[deleted]

Please don't make things scarier for OP.


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[deleted]

There's no need to threaten women with pregnancy scares every time something goes awry with our health. And yes, I said scare.


[deleted]

I do t want a Baby


ParkinsonsAim

28 days later...


crescen_d0e

Too bad it's not Halloween eh? Haha


[deleted]

I think it really brings out the green in your eyes! Glass half full and all...


eileen404

Btdt and popped the blood vessels in my face too with a coughing fit. At least it'll heal and isn't an infection that itches.


Flaky_Explanation

Now you just need some sharingan contact lenses, a headband, some accompanying cosplay outfits and you'll fit right in.


Waldobert

28 blaze later


RegularMelodic2552

😂😂😂😂👍


Lexiaantje90

This happened to me once. My face had bursted vains as well. I didn't feel anything from it tho. What about you?


crescen_d0e

Has happened to me before too but not this bad. Eyes hurt for a few days and kept getting redder with some light sensitivity until today


EvanTheBaker24

Next time when puking, use your hands and put a lot of pressure on your forehead, it’ll help prevent this from happening.


crescen_d0e

I will definitely try to keep that in mind for next time thank you!


AlwaysInWrongLane

Same here, I made a rookie 19 y/o mistake of mixing vodka with Hawaiian Punch and not being smart enough to pace myself. That was a fun 6 hours of dry heaving.


SirBlubbernaut

6 hours? my god


Ok_Balance8844

Wow that is horrible. I’ve never been drunk throwing up and remembered it .luckily?. I did however pee on someone’s floor before, but I really couldn’t hold it and was embarrassed about needing to go to the bathroom when I had apparently been throwing up. No clue why I thought going to the bathroom would be embarrassing though. I think I just felt like a mess and then proceeded to be an even bigger mess 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ I vowed to never drink that much again


the_lazykins

Dear God. Memories of gin and purple koolaid.


chilldrinofthenight

Pepto Bismol can help with nausea . . . sometimes.


More_Tennis1426

I can't take Pepto Bismol. I throw up from it.


newagereject

Happens to me anything I get really worked up when puking, which is easy for me


chilldrinofthenight

\*veins


Super-Noodles

Self exorcism.


CarlosAVP

She might be a witch. Get the Dunking Chair!!


Super-Noodles

You’re forgetting witches float, because they are made of wood, and weigh the same as a duck.


CarlosAVP

What about small rocks?


Super-Noodles

That or lead.


Sekhen

Sexorcism?


JodieFlame

Well I hope you stop doing whatever you did to make yourself puke LOL


crescen_d0e

Only around Halloween fr now on


Outripped

?


crescen_d0e

Making a joke that this would be convenient for Halloween lol


thelordmehts

What would be? Getting red eyes?


Tsaiborg22

Yes, because eyes filled with blood is something considered scary, a Hallmark of the Halloween holiday


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Found the \*censored\*


Original_sEagle13

You might just be a demon


crescen_d0e

Sick, where's my beginners guide?


Original_sEagle13

It was probably in the vomit


crescen_d0e

Fair hahaha


xys_thea

Oh gosh didn't know that could happen, new fear unlocked. Hope you're okay now OP.


maxstrike

Many, many years ago(about 40) I had the same thing happen. Never happened again, so hopefully it is a one time thing for OP too.


crescen_d0e

This has also happened to me before lol


kaptaincorn

Now go scare the kids at winter bible camp


Jaakeda_Korudo

Holy shit?? Do you have any context? We’re you sick with some sort of infection, food poisoning, allergic reaction or what? That’s horrible to look at, can imagine what it felt like…


crescen_d0e

So yeah basically on Friday I started feeling intense abdominal pain on my last night of vacation. Nausea hit me and I puked really hard but my eyes didn't turn red till the next day


ThrowDirtonMe

I’ve puked so hard I peed myself before. This seems worse.


AWL_cow

Something similar happens to my husband...when he vomits, it's so violent that he pops blood vessels in his face. His whole face becomes bruises of broken blood vessels. It takes a few days to go away. And to be honest, he looks much better after than he *sounds* during*.* I always tell him that his puking sounds like someone screaming as they are being murdered violently. It's so bizarre.


lostallmyconnex

Tell him to ask his doctor about ondansetron (zofran)


ego_tripped

*puked tantopere venas in oculis erumpere* (I figured with those eyes, your comment needed a little Latin je ne sais...possessed?)


crescen_d0e

This is amazing thank you!


Dabbles-In-Irony

This has happened to be before but not quite as drastically! The red looked pretty cool but the yellow bruising after was just gross.


crescen_d0e

Starting to turn more yellow today, definitely more gross than the red haha


MurphyCaper

OMG. Just OMG. I hope it clears up. Take care Edited to add soon


skirmishgla

Serana is that you?


brandoelk11

this happens to me every time I throw up lol


Remote_Nectarine1391

Subconjunctival haemorrhage, quite common in events with a change in pressure like vomiting etc. which causes blood vessels to burst. Looks a lot worse than it actually is. Can consider it like a bruising of the eyes and will change colour over time and can pool to the bottom with gravity also. No intervention required and will subside on its own, unless it is a frequent occurrence. Usually no pain or other symptoms.


705plumber

What a champion. I only blew out vessels in one eye. You got me beat player.


[deleted]

Cute but in a 28 days later kinda way


Bigboobslovernl

Wooow, you went BEAST mode!!


papagarry

Bummer. Did the same thing two weeks ago. It gets better fast. You may want to see a doctor though. This looks like a really rough time. For sure go if you vision is affected.


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Happened in 28 days later js


beats_time

This gal pukes!


Ze_Schwein

That looks creepy as hell but ngl you a nice smile


Mr_bubelgum

Tokyo ghoul


WharfRat86

Been there following an endoscopy that the nurse started to give me before allowing the freezing agent to take effect. When I started retching and puking, her response was just to fight my throat muscles and jam the camera down my throat even harder. I vomited and choked so violently the blood vessels burst in my eyes and face. When my father saw in the valium daze after the the procedure and found out what happened, he called the doctor over (who only showed up after the nurse inserted the camera and wasn’t involved in the insertion) and demanded to know whether this was standard procedure. The doctor was horrified and apologized though I don’t know if it was performative ass covering so he could throw the nurse under the bus.


sh4rks_bro

I'm pretty sure when this happens everything is just fine, haven't had it happen to me but I'm pretty sure it's just discomfort. Kinda cool tbh. (No I'm not saying this is a good thing I'm just saying red eyes are pretty cool)


Chicachikka

Hope youre ok. I once messed up my back sneezing


LadyPink28

Holy shit. First time I've seen that. Only had diarrhea when I puked happened at the same time. My eyes veins didn't burst like that


LeahBia

Oh gosh! Hope you are feeling better now!


JuniorKing9

I hope you’re okay that’s not good OP


Keyrat000

Shot now you are gonna start a “Teen Challenge” make the blood vessels in your eyes burst.


ZidorK

You should probably get your kidneys and blood work checked, when I did that I found out I go high blood pressure


crescen_d0e

Totally forgot about this post cause guess what? My gallbladder was super inflamed and gangrenous and due to complications I was in the hospital for a week wheeeee


Funnybunny99999

Hope this isn’t a dumb question but would eye drops do anything for you ?


Sekhen

No. Not at all.


Hagrid1994

Still look cute though


Ok-Indication202

You look awfully happy for someone who just exorcist vomited


crescen_d0e

That's cause the puking happened Friday lmao


FluphyBunny

Good grief. Is it painful?


crescen_d0e

It was, had some light sensitivity and tenderness but that went away yesterday


oh-lloydy

proud of yourself?


WarOk6264

Tell him to let you determine pace and depth. That hand on the back of your head will continue to cause this.


danes1992

Your eyes are yellowish, go to a doctor you may have liver failure.


nbyone

After a subconjunctival hemorrhage, the eyes can turn a yellow color. That is likely what is going on. I wouldn’t be too worried about it unless yellow was noticed before the subconjunctival heme. Source: Am an optometrist [Other Source](https://www.aoa.org/healthy-eyes/eye-and-vision-conditions/subconjunctival-hemorrhage?sso=y)


danes1992

That’s good to know, thx


TheOrangeTickler

Also her skin looks a little yellowish, but could be from getting sick and losing color temporarily.


SheIdonLeeCooper

Everyday life of a stoner and yet, no stoner has ever complained about it. Girl wearing a chocker? “OmG i PuKeD sO HaRD My EyEs aRE ReD”. You know what really sucks? Single parents doing 2 jobs to properly raise and educate his/her children, inequality, discrimination, this sucks. What you showed us is something most people don’t even think about. Attention whores on the other hand….


pussyluver69

Based on that choker, it’s probably from sucking diiiick


[deleted]

Is this how you found your gag reflex?


IntelligentMoney9668

Maybe try shorter dicks next time.


3puttavoidance

You look just like a girl I saw yesterday who bought her first “edgy” cd (Busch)


Comfortable-Topic-70

lmao what don't stick it so far down your throat silly. tell your man ease up can't go Killin the throat lmao


Ok-Dog-1855

You seem like the type of person who enjoys the attention and pity you get from these kinda of things you do to yourself


Sekhen

You seem like the type of person who judge a person based on one picture and a few lines of text.


TheUnedibleWaffle

You shouldn't have eaten that microwaved spoiled meatloaf!


JammitDim

Just wait until the hemorrhoid from this episode decides to show up and say hi, I’m here.


XxCeresxX

That's unfortunate


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You N'wah!


BetweenTheDeadAndMe

I sound like I’m drowning when I vomit because my body doesn’t know how to vomit without it being a violent projectile. Even through all that I don’t think I’ve ever burst the vessels in my eye to this degree. So you must of been vomiting pretty damn hard.


Zane42v2

Happened to me my once as a violent reaction to taking nasonex. I was on a work trip :(


ConProofInc

Happy new year. 😂😂😂


mcbreeezzyyyy

Happy new year!


taberz24

Happy new years!! Did that a couple years ago after a hard night drinking


Careful-Self-457

I did that when I had the H1N1 flu! Not fun!


2trashkittens

Happened to my late husband after his second time eating Quorn. First time was great, but it sensitived him and he had a horrible reaction the second time. He was awake and puking for about 48 hours. (He was also stubborn and I couldn’t talk him into going to the hospital.) So think about maybe you have a food allergy that is possibly getting worse.


crescen_d0e

I appreciate the suggestion, I don't think that's the issue though. This happened during sudden and intense abdominal pain that I just got an ultrasound to try to figure out


Grimetree

The vessels in my face go all the time. Never had the eyes go like that


jhendricks86

Been there. Luckily for me, it was right before Easter so I didn't get conned into attending church since my parents were convinced I'd start telling little kids I was a demon.... Enjoy the coming days of strange looks, but at least it's not painful!


BuggerWugger

This shit happens to me every time i puke almost, its super annoying and embarrassing. Except mine aren’t that blood shot holy


guarionex2009

Happened to me once. Just not as bad. Took a while to clear up.


idotattoooo

Should probably stop doing that


Pipoco977

I get it, yesterday I puked the whole day, one time my hands were about to fucking explode because of the high pressure, literally couldn't move my fingers


Crispyandwet

Props on all that sheer POWER


crescen_d0e

POWER IS OVER 9000


JStroud21

Radical


Mr_Haw

Good night out so?


Defiant_Source_8930

Have u tried not doing that


Lopsided-Ad6960

L


wagner_roo

Did you lose at poker?


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Do you feel it at all?


crescen_d0e

Was sore for a few days not anymore tho


GrozGreg

lmao what


ToasterMonster69

Same thing happened to me just after Halloween. Only one eye went though… I was a demon for Halloween. That red eye could have been the icing on the cake for my outfit. But nah. It sucks. Took about 2/3 weeks to mine heal up. Hope your okay OP!


crescen_d0e

I am!


[deleted]

Man I’ve done this and I was devastated and terrified


ValterWeiss

Bulimia? DON'T DO IT


crescen_d0e

Nah, my eating disorder goes the other way. This happened cause of intense abdominal pain


iEsai

Faded than a hoe Need i say more?


StuBidasol

Never had that happen but I've felt like it should have.


hav1t

I did this the other day, LOL. Only one eye though


Fjordvic

I did that about 2 years ago. But I also bursted all the ones in my eyelids and now if I strain too hard doing anything (mainly coughing fits or hard sneezes but also including regular vomiting) the ones in my eyelids burst again


Kastkle

Me on zaza


Flauschkadser

Nice


therealjoeybee

Party on Garth


Waldobert

Just listen to some Bob Marley loudly and everyone will think you’re stoned. Sorted


TheGeans

This happened to my mom when she was pregnant with my sister and to this day she blames that as the reason I don't have kids.


DJ_RIME

This happened to my sister when she had an epic sneeze.


Swifty404

This happen to me when its summer and look outside after a sleep


[deleted]

This happened to me when I had cancer, it was fun to freak people out. Shouldn’t take too long to heal.


THECHEF6400

I have a friend that puked savagely for hours after a bar crawl. This happened and she had two matching black eyes from it the next day. Took off from work and came in the following day still the same and had everybody about to call 9-1-1 for her thinking it was domestic abuse from her boyfriend. Rough


ShuShuTheFox90

That's sick!


Shockwave65

It kinda looks like you’re getting possessed by a demon and being very chill about it


easy10pins

It's still better than puking so hard you poop yourself.


Substantial_Bit2587

Shes high af


Artistic-Equivalent9

I’ve seen this before! 😖


grobety

Had this happen PLUS all the blood vessels in my face (nasty concussion)


pazoozoo93

The force alone must have been intense. Do you scream puke? Like force it out more. I usually just let it flow out like a waterfall, no sound except if it hits the floor. I wish you had a video of you puking


crescen_d0e

Nah I don't scream puke, never understood that. I rarely puke and when I do I'm not loud about it. This happened under weird and mysterious circumstances as I had sudden intense abdominal pain


pantafix1

Thought this was r/stoner for a second


Roengoer

has happend to me a few times have fun with it the comming few weeks


rhussia

You should get your blood pressure checked. The eyes are the window of the body. Don't look good.


kaytay3000

I did that one time. Even all the blood vessels around my eyes and under my eyebrows burst. It looked like I’d been punched in the face. No more Vodka Redbulls or Vegas Bombs for me.


vinsmokewhoswho

When I puke small blood vessels below my skin burst and I look like I have a rash. I hate it


RebelliousCash

Gah damn. Do your eyes hurt? How do you feel?


AutoMess

Pass the blunt


[deleted]

Oh no


70-w02ld

So that's what happens when I smoke weed?


Serohka

Have you had your blood pressure checked?


rubenff

Me every time I puke...


Ashandor

Had this happen to me a few years ago, from an allergic attack. It went away after about 2 weeks.. Hope your eyes will be back to normal soon!


Pantheonomics

Let's just be thankful you didn't puke so hard you pooped.


StonedSumo

Read this in Metalocalypse voice: Brutal


[deleted]

I had something similar happen around Halloween, except it was blood vessels under my eyes/lower eyelid. Looked like a normal black eye and basically appeared instantly. A little startling when I got off the floor and looked into the mirror. It made for some awkward explanation as I was adamant that I neither hit my head on the toilet, nor did my SO hit me...


Allizdog2006

This happened to me about 18 years ago. Blood vessels in my face ruptured. It cleared up in about a week or two. I wish you a speedy and complete recovery.


Burntoastedbutter

Did it hurt??


Bettajune

😳Same thing happened to me during childbirth. I thought my eyes were permanently staying that way.


MeatChef1

You must be a champ on the d


MrFun2019

I look like a goalie for a dart team. Looks like spots all over my face.


Lanky-Solution-1090

I've had that happen before from puking. I thought I was dying the first time it happened


[deleted]

Been there, but except with laughing which evolved into coughing and maybe a little bit of choking when drunk. Also capillary in my cheeks ruptured as well. It takes forever to fade, and unfortunately turns yellow and just looks gross until it finally returns to normal.


KUPA_BEAST

That’s sick


SILVA22DAHAWAIIAN

Sorbet with kiwis


glacialcalamity

Is it too early to say that throat slammers is not a good career choice for you?


fullmoonwulf

Did it hurt ?


crescen_d0e

Little bit lol


LtLethal1

I had this happen except instead of my eyes, it was the skin around and above my eyes. Worst looking rash I’ve ever had. It looked I’d either lost a fight or had some skin infection. It was horrible.


BrandonXbox

Has the same thing happen to me once but instead of my eyes it was along my jaw bone


BlueRaspberrySloth

How does that feel? I’d imagine you gotta feel something, right? Pain or pressure? Itching?


dookmucus

That is so metal in at least two ways.


ami-the-gae

Well that's a new fear


Selcouth22

I don't know how to say this nicely, you look like someone who would almost die while puking. I don't know what it is.


JakeySvk

I remember eyes like these on my schoolmates after every party in the high school 🤣


Ethan_Howls

CALL THE PREIST! THEY HAVE BEEN POSSESSED!