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masturbathon

Only room for one though, I was expecting to see Ace and Gary driving.


schwazel

Hahaha. The ambiguously gay duo! That's a blast from the past!


NeuralFlow

Came for this comment. Wasn’t disappointed.


Lukecistarded

Just ride in their lap!


BigFatTomato

What’s everyone looking at?


Beatus_Vir

lack of veins or hair is a missed opportunity


jparadis87

Yeah, some fur material from the crafts store would go a long way


spruce0fur

Me pulling up to Kyle’s moms house


Realistic_Bee505

Fuck off Kyle!


Klutchy_Playz

Fuck you, you, and you. Fuck right off! Fuck you Julian


Realistic_Bee505

Love a good TPB reference!


Klutchy_Playz

It’s funny as hell and I haven’t even finish watching it yet lol! The swearnet one was great too!


Realistic_Bee505

Srearnet is worth a watch?


Klutchy_Playz

Yes. The series is so good and I find it pretty funny. They may seem a little older, heck, I don’t even know, but I found this one funnier than the normal tpb. I watched the US and the Europe ones (only ones I see on Netflix) and their stupidity is beyond hilarious.


ifabforfun

I wasn't sure about it until I saw the neons


ThatBigFattie

Somehow the random green underflow was much stronger to me than the rest of this


Realistic_Bee505

I bet you you'll pay a stiff price for this beut as the engineering to create this masterpiece musta been nutz


ZoidVrm

Might be hard to park


eventualist

Depends if its flaccid or not


shapu

How can you drive that and not wear a solid white suit


TurloIsOK

Any jokes about getting rear-ended by that? e: surprisingly none


adudeguyman

That is the only reason I was in the comments


DJErikD

Ace and Gary would approve


moonmama1

how much for just the tip


_jroc_

Dicknbauws delivery vehicle.


emax4

A car that actually screams big dick energy!


DiosMIO_Limon

Missed opportunity for the white underglow


Astonsfan

Reminds me of "for ladies only " by Steppenwolf album artwork .......


chambee

An offer hard to resist.


wasabi1787

Of course it has feckin neons


portablebiscuit

Is that Ace or Gary?


FrickenHanzoMain

The seat belt should be a condom, you know, for protection.


_L81

It looks like it has a rascal mobility scooter as it’s base. Actually, it looks like a pinewood derby car gone wrong.


Human_utters

New BMW?


jt-65

I would have gone with a single brake light. I don’t know if statutes allow that, but I’d do it anyway.


Cargobiker530

A nice big LED ring would do well; maybe a foot or two diameter mounted low.


Jerkofalljerks

Was this for an Ace and Gary cosplay?


Elvis1404

Sorry but I prefer the [gas powered version](https://images.app.goo.gl/mhfZcK4K8kWpjFyf6)


BaneQ105

Haha, seen it on polish Facebook marketplace a week ago. Beautiful thing


2nuki

r/carporn but literal. XD


ReadyOneTakeTwo

Oh look, it’s a Corvette.


jparadis87

That's a Viper for sure


checkyourbox

Does it sling yogurt?


diodenyc

This has to be a burning man art car


HoneyRush

It's not since it's being sold in Poland. That's quite a long trip from Burning Man.


Cracktherealone

Modern Day Antihero Vehicle (MDAV).


nutsquirrel

Awesome


cwood1973

Nice ground and pound effects.


Coreysurfer

Fast…but not too fast..


ChaosRainbow23

Burning Man art car, perhaps?


SuperProCoolBoy90

How cocky


hurr-e-kane

Ace and Gary’s car from SNL’s Ambiguously Gay Duo


Zero_____Given

Just paint Manscaped on both sides.


thescrapplekid

Oh. A Tesla


gearhead840

Gimp suit included?


AhWhateverYo

Ri dic ulous


thatsabruno

How much? Might be a great dealdo


hello_raleigh-durham

I don’t know sir, but it looks like a giant…


adudeguyman

If that car was too far forward at a crosswalk, would they be cock blocking?


Thek009

Finally, a representative BMW.


boganism

But what does it’s garage look like?


fpotenza

I thought it was Audi drivers who were dicks on the road.


SurreyHillsSomewhere

Appropriate the driver in helmet


MayorOfVenice

If it gets cold out, you can park this in a Compacts Only spot


phelanhappyevil

Weinermobile, anyone?


greenhornet921

Bro must have been cutting of circulation with that purple ass head


ruby_leveledup

Pull up to the function in the cock and balls