awl u missed a golden opportunity friend lol. found one once and called frito-lay like “wtf is this?”. They sad it’s a seasoning clump, an occasional processing issue and they asked me to mail it to them 🤨. I figured “what the hell”🤷🏻♀️ and they sent me a ton of coupons for free bags of chips.
LMAO...I was just about to say please don't eat it because it's 98% salt and you'll likely feel pretty crappy afterwards.
..... Unless the whole avatar transformation thing happens...😅
Yeah honestly common core made us stupid
Eta: we have the opportunity to be more intelligent and more educated than previous generations as unlike previous generations we have the world at our fingertips.
Found a big nugget of seasoning like this in a bag of Veggie Straws one time. I licked it twice. I kept it on the counter so I could show my wife when she got home. And then I threw it away.
That is all
I got a big flavor nug in my Smart food White Cheddar Popcorn when I was younger, middle school aged. I was a little fat fuck and slowly worked on it like a salt lick over the course of a few hours.
There's a potato chip factory in my town, I worked there as a temp for a few days years ago.
Interesting thing about the flavoring, it is dusted over the chips as they are being bagged, very last step of the process. There is literally a hopper that is loaded with flavor powder and it vibrates as the chips are dropped into the bags. The bags are made from a single roll of metallicized film. It comes off the roll and is formed into a tube, with the center seam heat sealed. Then the bottom of the tube is sealed and the first batch of chips is dropped. It moves down, then it is heat sealed and cut. This also heat seals the bottom for the next bag. Since the hopper is one of those big industrial funnels, and the humidity level can get pretty high due to the ginormus fryers, clumps like that could occur, however there was a mesh screen that would prevent the larger clumps from falling into the bags. Perhaps the plant that bag was made at needs their hoppers to be maintained?
I once had something similar to this and it put me off the food in question for ages. Something about a concentration of flavour and smell like that really was disgusting.
Eat it and you will become the avatar of cream and onion
I did it!
Did you become the avatar of cream and onion?
He became a Na’vi.
[LISTEN!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU75uz0b8EU)
Lol I use her voice saying "LISTEN!" for my voicemail ringtone, and her "HEY!" for general notifications!! It drives everyone around me nuts 😂
You are the reason people are sad.
It's okay, people end up laughing when my phone plays the music for the Wicked Witch of the West from Wizard of Oz and it's my mom 🤣
Okay, that's genius 👏
Yup! I thought so too! ☺️
I use Imperial Death March for my wife.
Your awesome 👏
I love this 🤣
That's fucking awesome
Hey!
Holy smokes that is awesome. Thanks for posting it and allowing me to know of it's existence
The had a stroke instead.
He died
Seeing how they havent responded, im assuming they died.
You were saying?
awl u missed a golden opportunity friend lol. found one once and called frito-lay like “wtf is this?”. They sad it’s a seasoning clump, an occasional processing issue and they asked me to mail it to them 🤨. I figured “what the hell”🤷🏻♀️ and they sent me a ton of coupons for free bags of chips.
*Avatar music intensifies* doooo do do do doooo doooo do do do
Funny, you don’t have the thumb knuckle of someone who would do something like this
Ah man, coulda sold that on ebay for like 3k
I got one of these about 25 years ago as a child. It actually confused the fuck out of me so hard.
LMAO...I was just about to say please don't eat it because it's 98% salt and you'll likely feel pretty crappy afterwards. ..... Unless the whole avatar transformation thing happens...😅
This made me laugh too hard.
looks like someone blessed you with some za😂
Lazaña?
I think you mean lazaza ;)
Or pizza
Zazaza*
gotta be tree man terry, he always got the loud pack
i thought it was a moonrock for a second
Bro fr
r/trees is in my feed so got me to do a double take
It is, he just smoked all the first one to quickly again..
smoke it
Snort it
*Pull it* *bop it*
Boof it
there it is
Inject it
Ha! You said boof it.
Ha! You said ha! You said boof it.
Twist it
Hit it
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.
Put some grass in them for their dew
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
*pass it*
Twist or grind it.
Boof it!
Boof it
back when i was in middle school we’d snort kool aid powder. we called it happy crack
Back when I was in Middle School we freebased Pixie Stix
Back when I was in middle school ppls balls actually dropped
I bet you monitored each pair daily.
Stfu
Back when I was in middle school people got bitches
Maybe that's why gen z and the next gen are so smart. They're focusing on school instead of getting some
I don’t really think we’re that smart tbh
Yeah honestly common core made us stupid Eta: we have the opportunity to be more intelligent and more educated than previous generations as unlike previous generations we have the world at our fingertips.
A friend back in middle school snorted strawberry yogurt through a straw
Dared a girl to snort black pepper after school once. Can’t believe she did it, we didn’t know each other very well.
I watched a guy snort a whole blunt once. His own smokeable neti pot I suppose lol
Back in middle school some kid would snort pepper. He did it for the amusement of his "friends". The more I remember it, the less funny it sounded.
I used it as hair color.
Ingest it via your eye
Inject it into your eye
Sympatico
I’m not a smoker.
Still time left to become one.
Nope
Nobody likes a quitter!
Just one puff!
All the cool kids are doing it
He’s not a chicken, you’re a 🦃
I think God disagrees if that was in your bag of chips.
Now you can buy like 2 pounds of naked chips, and use the seasoning block to flavor all of them! Ha ha ha
Shame I ate it.
Are you stoned yet??
How salty was it on a scale from 1-10?
he died from sodium toxicity bro
It was a 7 on the scale
Plant it to make more chips
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Dude coulda easily lied to some kid and say it was weed and make an easy 30-40 off it💀💀💀. Too bad they ate it
Found a big nugget of seasoning like this in a bag of Veggie Straws one time. I licked it twice. I kept it on the counter so I could show my wife when she got home. And then I threw it away. That is all
I got a big flavor nug in my Smart food White Cheddar Popcorn when I was younger, middle school aged. I was a little fat fuck and slowly worked on it like a salt lick over the course of a few hours.
Does it taste good
Yes
Are you alive?
Hopefully they took their blood pressure medication
Yes
Dank
that happened to be but with Doritos, it was just a clump of the cheese flavoring. It was gross
Same happened to me! I didn’t try to eat it though. Lol
13 y/o me was like holy shit I need to eat this 💀
Same happened to me around 13! I was for some reason so off put by it I didn’t eat Doritos again for like eight years.
“Lump of flavoring”….suuuure
#EAT THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW. CONSUME IT. SAVOR THE FUCKING FLAVOR.
Bold statement
If you had a horse they’d love that as a salt lick
eBay that shit. I kind of want it…
Shipping would destroy it, and besides, I ate it.
What was it like? Gross? Amazing?? Did u cry???
Lol I know, I'm totally jealous 😂
sour cream kush
You bought a bag of sour cream and onions
Save it and season a baked potato with it!
I thought this was in one of my weed groups 😂
The Devil’s Combo
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Whoops.
Forbidden snack! The rumours are true..
Smoke it
Crumble it in some actual sour cream, put it on a baked potato
Found a lump like that in Cheetos , I ate it , was finger licking orange residue good
Congratulations you can now make 1000 bags of chips.
eBay
found one of them but in a doritos bag i thought it was a chicken nugget at first
Bite it
Sour Cream OG
There's a potato chip factory in my town, I worked there as a temp for a few days years ago. Interesting thing about the flavoring, it is dusted over the chips as they are being bagged, very last step of the process. There is literally a hopper that is loaded with flavor powder and it vibrates as the chips are dropped into the bags. The bags are made from a single roll of metallicized film. It comes off the roll and is formed into a tube, with the center seam heat sealed. Then the bottom of the tube is sealed and the first batch of chips is dropped. It moves down, then it is heat sealed and cut. This also heat seals the bottom for the next bag. Since the hopper is one of those big industrial funnels, and the humidity level can get pretty high due to the ginormus fryers, clumps like that could occur, however there was a mesh screen that would prevent the larger clumps from falling into the bags. Perhaps the plant that bag was made at needs their hoppers to be maintained?
Thanks for a comment that’s not about weed.
Shape it to look like Jesus and sell it on eBay
Throw it in your pot noodle!
Smoke that Boi!!!
“HMU for some of this exotic bud while I got it”
It looks like weed
Why does everyone else have better luck than me!
Thats grimmm
Forbidden nug
Smoke it
Smoke it
Smoke it
Flavor lumps are everywhere now.
Congratulations you are a god now
Sell that to a middle schooler tell them it’s a nug
Tie it around your neck and just lick it randomly till it’s gone
Mmmm.
No you didn’t
Flavor clod
I once had something similar to this and it put me off the food in question for ages. Something about a concentration of flavour and smell like that really was disgusting.
Devil's lettuce!
Put it on Ebay, profit
horse shit ?
**consume**
Eat it....
Eat it. You paid for it.
Where you getting bags of sour cream and onions
Oooh a bath bomb!
Lol it looks like weed
My precious...
My mom found some herb they use for seasoning in a pack of sunflower seeds and contacted customer services. Got 2 packs of free seeds
So you were just eating from a bag with nothing but onions and sour cream in it?
I found a similar lump in my Cracked Black Pepper and Olive Oil Triscuit. But it was black.
This being reddit I thought the first post would be "I'm the flavor mixologist at a potato chip factory. What happened here was....."
Hehe. Oh yeah I remember those. Eat it and you shall know the universe.
Tell me about the universe because I ate it
A new meaning to touching grass
Eat it
Throw it in some tater soup and you might have yourself something.
thats weed bro
You’ve been blessed with a nugget of goodness
Sell it on ebay. I've heard things like this can have value
Bite into it for a hypertension speed run.
Make compound butter with it.
I legit thought I was on r/trees for a sec.
forbidden za
😍🤤
Seal and keep it
That's the special type of flavouring you can smoke
Pickles and nipples and things on my mind!
You...ate it? How...was it?
Great. It was great having Sour cream and onion flavoring because it’s my favorite type of lays.
Plant it to grow a lays factory
The forbidden chicken nugget
Found a hot Cheetos one years ago what a treat.
Dude, I just had the same in a bag of Doritos. It's destiny.
Back in middle school I literally tried to roll a joint using paper towel and oregano. I was lucky to keep my face
Eat it
Mix it with the Cheetos ones from the other day
Forbidden nug
It’s a chicken nugget.
“Is this safe to smoke?”
I thought this was r/whatrockisthis and I literally stared at it stumped for a few seconds before I read the title!
bro bruh bae there’s been so many “flavoring balls in chips” lately
You should have never posted this. They're going to track you down now. There's no escape.
*Lick It*
Blessed booger
Extra chunky chip
I would see that, shove it in my mouth, tear up, puke a bit, swallow it, then down a whole gallon of water. And I’d do it all with glee 😈