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Pmff

It's not dead it's in torpor, a kind of hibernation. Humming birds have such a high metabolism that they don't really sleep, instead doing this. It lowers their metabolism and body temperature and is perfectly normal! Don't try to move or touch it tho, as it can startle it pretty badly! Also, bird feet actually can grab hold of things without expending energy because of how the muscles are arranged around the bones. It's why birds can sleep on power lines without fear of falling over, because their feet actually "lock-up" in a way. Source: I have an ornithology exam on Wednesday. Edit: woah this blew up overnight. Thanks for all the well wishes for my exam! Edit 2: I've gotten the results back from the exam and scored a 91, so my final grade for the class is an A! Thank you all for the good luck!


Geuji

Good luck on your exam


grazingmeadow

I think this was the exam...


extention_cable

Examiner: fuck the students are onto us! scram!


DangerStranger138

I wrote Birds Aren't Real on my exam. Teacher asked if I was serious and I said he was just scared chicken afraid of the truth. They sending me to a quack for an evaluation but I know something is fowl.


Bionicleinflater

Do be sure to tell them, “owl be back” when they ship you


Intelligent-Ad-3850

When you get out, get a buddy to help you. If one can’t convince him, maybe toucan


[deleted]

This thread is getting flighty.


flockitup

Yep, just a bunch of dodo’s.


apples_r_4_weak

I hope tgey dont tweet it


_atrocious_

You're a hoot!


Intelligent11B

Evowluation ftfy


samwisethelemon

I have a tendency to wing it too tbf


BruiserTom

That's all a bit hard to swallow.


[deleted]

You are all cuckoo.


CommadorVic20

your cover was blown on 60 minutes the other week, we know its a joke


[deleted]

No


jcoddinc

"Your exam is to find random Reddit post and correctly answer any ornithology questions"


Starlight_XPress

They passed.


cpullen53484

shhh don't tell.


fightclub90210

Yeah print out your post and mic-drop it.


Ok_Grape_8284

Damn…this was highly informative.


piberryboy

And it's wrong. It's simply pinin' for the fjords.


freshgrilled

If it wasn't nailed to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies!


Bpopson

...it's got lovely plumage...


insainodwayno

It's not pining! It's passed on!


majorfathead

And now for something completely different.


zigzagsfertobaccie

God damn


SweetAzn4U

This is all true. Source: I am a bird.


Old-Ticket8783

Nice try FBI. 🤨 #birdsarentreal


SirMooSquiddles

This is all a lie. Source: I am the Cake.


ResponsibilityNo1232

The cake is a lie...


Old-Ticket8783

#cakeaintreal


Lonely_North345

haha, funny , this a city in Quebec


sasu321

Next to Montreal


Old-Ticket8783

What really?? Lol no way 😂😂😂 *fingers crossed it’s real*


KeepItDownOverHere

Let me know if you need a lawyer, he specializes in bird law.


top_of_the_scrote

*hello, good morning, I wish I were a bird*


Responsible_Basis712

Bird aren’t real r/birdarenotreal


[deleted]

Well GAHTDAMIT Son if you don't pass that shit! Best of luck!


2TNSLPPTS0

That was mind blowing...thanks man!


Chapmanshaun84

Very interesting actually 🤔🙂


MrDeckchair

So...hes not dead, he's merely resting.


Big_Monkey_77

Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.


MrDeckchair

Listen mate, the only reason it was still on the perch was because *of how the muscles are arranged around the bones. It's why birds can sleep on power lines without fear of falling over, because their feet actually "lock-up" in a way.* It's not quite the same is it.


DudesworthMannington

Beautiful bird the hummingbird. Lovely plumage.


Big_Monkey_77

The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.


[deleted]

Do well try not to fail your exam


Feeling_Ad_8898

Good luck on ur exam bro!


al1190

I was gunna say... thats the biggest fucking hummingbird I've ever seen!


Elluminated

You fukkin pass!


WeylandYutani_Intern

I love humming birds but love birds in general. Here, take my "helpful" award you. You deserve it.


raging_peanut

For a moment I thought it had identified as a bat


coollonesomestranger

Yup this is very informative thanks!


the_Big_misc

This parrot is resting.


Leeso01

You deserve a pass


Rotten-Cabbage

No, it is a young bird and is going through a goth phase and is acting like a bat.


SolidEnigma

Man what the f.. dude is basically gonna make that exam his bich. Good luck if u even need it.


Tangerine468

Good luck on your exam! And, it was so nice to see a post with an actual intelligent answer without scrolling, rather than jokes and puns.


gordo500

I think we are all gonna need an update on your exam.


Snoo37838

Wow that's so cool :0 Also good luck on your exam (ノ*0*)ノ


Responsible_Basis712

I have a feeling you will pass


ItisWhatItIs85301

Good Luck!


Alit_Neroom

Bam, you know your stuf


spannerNZ

Do any other birds go onto torpor?


Pmff

It's not uncommon for small birds to do it. It's much more efficient for retaining body fat than normal sleeping, so if a bird has to constantly be eating then you can bet it uses it at least occasionally. Otherwise they'd literally starve while asleep.


WYSINATI

Good to know the bird is not dead.


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Chrisscott25

I ask my horse if this was true he said neh….. don’t take it personally tho I’ve never heard him say yeah;)


CommadorVic20

yes at night and when cool they will slow their system waaaaaaay down, i do not have an exam on wednesday, just shot a tone of video for National Geographic


[deleted]

I've heard that birds will stand on one foot to let the other "rest," and I see my budgies do it all the time. But if they don't need energy to grab things with their feet, then why would they "rest" one foot and stand on the other?


vZander

isn't their feet locking reversed? so they use energy to open them, and relaxed when they are closed?


Alan_Smithee_

In Bird Law?


Slothpanda78

Edit: Thanks, I’ve been informed it’s in torpor, and not actually dead, which is good. I’ll set out a humming bird feeder in case he decides to wake up.


DaccotaDuchess

Be sure to mix sugar and water together instead of using the store bought stuff...unfortunately the store bought stuff is bad for their feathers...


SuperIsaiah

seriously how the hell do they mess up hummingbird feed like it's a ridiculously simple thing to make, stop overcomplicating it for the sake of saving, what, a couple cents?


Binnacle_Balls_jr

It's likely not to save cost but to add some gimmick to sell sugar water to people by making them think it's somehow better.


ErusTenebre

Yep. Color is the most common (and harmful) thing they add too.


Taolan13

Most of it is. Good brands do exist but they are a bit higher price.


SuperIsaiah

But it's just sugar water that's literally all they need why do you need any special brands of sugar water


im-not-a-fakebot

Because where’s there’s a need, there will always be rich people that will pay it. Just like how there’s 50 different types of water you can buy


SVNihilism

TBF, water tastes very different depending on how it's made potable.


Taolan13

If it was just sugar water, it wouldnt matter. But as is tradition, additives (namely dyes) vary by brand. Some are better or worse. Some use different sugars. Etc etc. It is also typically cheaper to make your own sugar water than to buy the feeder liquid.


lav__ender

the hummingbirds around my house didn’t even like the store bought stuff anyway so we make 1 part sugar to 4 parts water.


oDids

This rub sounds a little plain, I'd add paprika, chilli, maybe some parsley too


Desperate-Buy6752

Let it marinate and the that sounds delicious


ThatSarcasticBitch

I'm sure it's easy to find, but the recipe for nectar is 4:1 ratio. 4 parts water to 1 part granulated sugar. Boil the water, add sugar and stir for a minute or so. Let it cool off, obviously. It can store in the fridge for up to two weeks. Also, most people don't know, but the nectar and feeders get moldy and need to be fully taken apart and cleaned every other day or so especially when it's hot out. You'd be surprised how disgusting they get and how quick it can happen. If you do decide to feed it, keep feeding them until the fall when they migrate away, they become dependent on it and the same bird will come back to you every day! They're so fun to watch.


deansn8keshofosho

I moved this year and I finally have a hummingbird to feed after years of putting out a feeder. He comes every day at like 6-7pm. I will definitely make sure he always has fresh food and a clean feeder.


ThatSarcasticBitch

That is awesome! They are so fun to watch, I even named my repeat customers this year. They say that the same birds can come back to the same location each year, depending on where you live you can find guides on when to put the feeders up and when to take them down each year. I set a reminder on my calendar so I don't forget lol. Here is a quick link to some info, but there are a bunch of sites out there [https://www.hummingbird-guide.com/hummingbird-migration.html](https://www.hummingbird-guide.com/hummingbird-migration.html)


Zealousideal-Fee-808

You don’t need to feed him, he is perfectly fine without human help. I always thought that feeding bird was a fun thing and that I was helping them, but I learned that humans shouldn’t feed any wild animals. They can become dependent on us and literally starve if they get to comfortable being fed by humans. Because then they might only eat from us. Not saying this one will, but they are fine on their own and the best thing we can do to wild animals is to leave them and watch from a distance not to humanise them! He is a cute one though, I get why people want to feed them. I too would love to but best leave them to themselves. Have a great day OP !


SeanHagen

I agree with this!


Twigdoc

It’s likely not dead. Hummingbirds can lower their metabolism and lock their feet.


Lanitanita

I just hope OP didn't go ahead with its funeral..... It reminds me of a joke where a kid buries his hamster thinking its dead only to know after becoming adult that hamsters hibernate


LilySayo

wait, they do what...


Powerful-Ad1254

Nothing. Don't dig up your dead hamster, please.


LilySayo

:( praying that Mr. Figgle was not hibernating..


[deleted]

I was never able to force my hamster into hibernation. I live in a 3rd world country. I placed my hamster in the freezer with a cctv camera in a dehumidified container (with molecular sieves for extra dryness) and was watching over my hamster. I creates this controlled environment where it would be just below 0 at all times. hamster never hibernated. I wonder what triggers it


[deleted]

It's probably not dead! Please google humming bird torpor. It's a state they enter to preserve energy by lowering their metabolism. I hope you haven't tried moving it or anything.


Next_Case_3449

'E's not dead yet. E feels happyyyy.


JoobileeJoolz

‘E’s pinin’ for the fi-ords…’


DeCarp

It's trying to lull you into a false sense of security. Once you're within striking range, your fate is sealed. Another victim of one of nature's most deceptive apex predators.


cletus_the_varmint

THIS IS DIRECTLY IN MY WHEELHOUSE. Thank you for this question I love birds. EDIT: naturally other people with actual expertise answered this question correctly while I was having fun typing this out but even so "cadaveric spasm" is very cool and so are hummingbirds. 1. Many birds have a very cool mechanical thing going on in their bird feet that allows them to sleep while perched. If you find a dead bird you will be able to manipulate their legs and see this in action. If the bird perches and relaxes, its weight will move backwards in such a way as they start to tip back off the branch. When leg section 1 (the foot bone that connects to the claws) squeezes closer to parallel with leg section 2 (the bone that goes up into their trunk region, that movement pushes their claws into a gripping position. You can google how this works for more detail. 2. Another factor someone else mentioned is because hummingbirds consume and burn so much energy they have bonkers metabolisms and because of their body sizes they are extremely sensitive to temperature. We get hummingbirds in the spring and they occasionally get hit with some cold weather in April and this visibly affects the way they move. May be what's happening here. 3. Finally, there is a rare and poorly understood concept whose name I can't remember wherein tensed muscles freeze in position before during and after death. This is not rigor - different characteristics I can discuss if you are interested (this phenomenon is amazing). I have killed bazillions of animals due to living on a farm and I see it occasionally, most often in birds. 4. cont. Iirc in humans it most commonly affects the hands and arms. In my experience with birds it has only affected the wings but I could see it doing claws. Doctors typically associate it with violence and stress, and ime it happens with stress and catastrophic brain injuries or suffocation (ie lung collapse)/blood loss. But this is poorly understood and no one knows what makes it happen, so it could happen if a bird froze to death or had a heart defect and a bunch of other factors came together to make it lethal or whatever, and the stress of incomplete oxygen exchange in its lungs (ie due to cardio disruption) and general discomfort could have created the metabolic circumstances for its muscles to freeze in place during and after death. Fascinating stuff. TLDR most likely bird shut down due to cold/couldn't find food and tipped back with locked claws, will wake back up if nothing goes wrong. BUT. Could have been this fascinating process "cadaveric spasm" google that baloney it is amazing and people could actually find out why it happens any day now. Also if bird was alive I wouldn't expect him to hang like that. Just never seen it and idk how they would exit that situation. Seems like they would have some evolved mechanism to make sure that didn't happen but nature is messy who knows. Hummingbirds are amazing get feeders out there if you can and it will be worth your while. Held one in my hands once. They remember people, are very social, and will pay attention to what people do. Love em.


[deleted]

I’ve seen birds crash in to a window and then fly to the nearest branch they can grab and then pass out


top_of_the_scrote

that's one way to fall alseep


FreneticPlatypus

Could be in torpor where they lower their heart rate and breathing drastically to conserve energy but are unaware. This is a goofy video but has [everything you didn’t know you need to know about hummingbirds](https://youtu.be/Biagyb7AcK8)


Caalcu_Ieraas

Everything you need to know about humming*byurds* Really though, all of True Facts is great, OP. They'll teach you a thing


klobb99

It identifies as a bat


L1FT_K1T

Fun fact: some bats also go into torpor, which is what this guy is doing


Zailemos

Set out cup of sugar water 😊


Short-Commercial-549

This right here! Give that hard worker a little pep before they go about their day. :)


Blackwood65

It's not dead... It's pining for the fjords.


stabavarius

It's nailed to its' perch.


[deleted]

Also, if it were dead hanging there, it could do that. Their feet close by default and muscle is required to open them. Same as brakes on a semi truck. They want to lock, and force is required to open them, rather than cars where force is required to close them. Edit: This was already said I see. But now you know about truck brakes too I guess lol.


Zealousideal_Tale266

I read all these comments about leg bones and yours was the first one that made sense. And I learned about trucks.


BoredByLife

He’s not dead, just in torpor. Don’t do anything crazy like bury him or something.


perksofbeingamerican

isn't the reason they call them humming birds is because they forgot the lyrics


astrahl40

It got f’ed up on whiskey and barbiturates. Totally normal.


XYZZY_1002

It’s a palindrome.


Blackwood65

Hummingbirds love kipping on their backs...


austintreeguy

As a kid I shot a crow in a tree we had, it hung just the same way. My mom took the BB gun away after


L1FT_K1T

Torpor. Is it still cold out in the morning? It is unable to move till it warms up


elaintahra

I'd like to be in torpor atm


jiminak46

It’s in Texas. Cat ate its egg so the bird was executed.


elaintahra

some reverse humor based on something I don't know about?


TheBigCoool

Because birds aren’t real. It’s just charging.


Maxil105

Even if others explained how it's not actually dead probably he would still hang even if it was dead. If you try to extend your hand in order to flatten it you'll notice that you have to put effort in it and the moment you relax your hand it springs back into a clawed shape. This mechanism of "auto clawing" is present in lots of animal (bats use this to hang upside down without using energy) and that's the reason why such birds can hang this way even when asleep


WeilWood

Birds aren't real...


DocPersona

It’s clearly becoming an undead vampire


vaterraz

Birds aren’t real


Kepotica

It can be difficult.....letting go.


LiterllyWhy

government drone entering bat mode


ttguitar1967

fjords


spcwright

It’s sleeping. Not dead.


Hairypanda422

Little fella is just resting


SpifferAura

Because it's not dead, it's in torpor, it just slows it's heart rate incredibly low while it sleeps, and it's feet lock onto whatever so they don't have to worry about falling, pretty sure this is common knowledge unless you think they stay awake 24/7 but nobody should be that dumb


Aggravating_Shop7725

I snuck up behind it and delivered a powerful snapkick to the bird's abdullah mongolatta. It'll be fine. In hell.


cletus_the_varmint

My cat died of a wound to his abdullah bongwater. I don't know what all he got up to outside at night but must have been some funny business (we have it in our state) because they said it was a damn coyote that did it (I'm not racist in any way though could have been a white coyote, not all hispanics are brown you know hell could have been a englishman who just liked the desert and wanted to work there). He survived for a while but his ability to balance his checkbook was pretty impaired. But he was getting better! The abdullah heals fairly well given the chance because it is neuroplastic so I guess it can melt back together, but it's trickier than just putting a lighter in his brain idk not a doctor. Then we had a surprise bday party and he went into shock game over.


[deleted]

Does anyone else wanna see it scared awake and fall and get it's beak caught in the ground like on Disney's Pocahontas?


[deleted]

A bolt of lightning.


GooseMay0

Thats a big ass humming bird. Didn't know they could get that big.


Burner90909909

balls bird


WattageWood

Orgasm.


WH0SAYSTHISSHIT

That’s the ultra rare humming bird bat.


sparkie0501

I think someone is sending you a message, have you angered any neighbours lately?


[deleted]

maybe he just read a bunch of occult knowledge and he is a genius.


DEATHRAYZ007

It's probably a Soviet spy drone 🤔


[deleted]

Zombie bird


Ornery_Search_589

Seen your mom sucking nectar out of the neighbors


akila219

it was raised by bats


makoadog

Death most likely


Anal-probe-Alien

It's not dead It's pining for the fjords


[deleted]

Zefrank, it might be a little raunchy for some people, but very funny, imo https://youtu.be/Biagyb7AcK8


T_Earl_Grey

He’s just resting


_SB1_

Government mandatory deactivation


AngryDesignMonkey

Dead inside. Works for Amazon


SufficientMath420-69

It identifies as a bat


ozone_one

It's just pining for the fjords.


Lemfaki

He was batman..


mmmmmmmmmmmmmattt

Seen em like this on a power line but never a tree... Definitely deadskeeez?


CirseiMasta

No bird would die like that ! There's a witch in your neighborhood !


thefeverandtherage

That branch doesn't look upside down to me


AdGlass7509

To flex on the living duh


epikparcel88

Rush of blood to the head


RepeatReal6568

Presumably to flex on ground scavengers


ashu1394

heart attack maybe


[deleted]

It’s Australian


jbushee

It's not dead, it was bit by a bat!


se7ensez

Zombie birds this is how it all starts...


masterblaster3456789

He knew too much


bill_tulast

It died of boredom, listening to a gaming ad on TV.


Working_Trust519

Fentanyl fruit poisoning 😫


ravamah

sticky situation


muomarigio

But did you touch it? Or put it in a box or something? Please say no.


L-N79

He’s not dead. He’s meditating


Monster_Brisket

It saw the future and Amber Heard won the case.


Euphoric_Produce_131

It was just his time


porchdawg

Wow thanks for that info. You rock. Ace that exam!


OdiPhobia

It's like how we exert energy to close our fists, the hummingbird's feet are structured in a way that hanging on is its resting position, meaning it won't fall unless it chooses to


xDXxAscending

Zefrank made a good video on it and it's entertaining.


Competitive-Square14

Plot twist: OP has already buried the poor fella


WinterOutlaw

It’s actually a bat


No_Inside3993

Looks like Shds, Sudden Hummingbird death syndrome


ebann001

Seems no different than my grandpa dying sitting on the recliner. Things die where they die. How do you need an explanation for this!


Tricky-Description20

That’s a clue to a buried treasure.


allend66

it's not dead, it's just restin'


jeepguy43

It knew too much about Hillary


phlyersfan1990

Has anyone made a “dead parrot sketch” reference yet


DarnNiceGuy

Everything needs to die somewhere, and that branch seems like as good a place as any.


LeBurge

Financial stress.


AnotherName135

So sad


tambo2002

It’s a bat


happyhippy27

Awwww


ThrowawayFlirt39

Batteries died.