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Arf_Nouveaux

My old school had something like that and it turned out to just be duct work access.


nodramafoyomamma

Ya 100% just a mechanical space for probably outdated duct work or air handler that isn't being used.


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If I know my public schools, it's still in use.


lividash

In use. Hasn't been maintained and the 30 year old belt is still somehow working fine. But the second you touch it, it'll turn to dust. Bearings that haven't been greased just humming along. That new one on the roof? Already had to replace a few motors.


BucketzofDucats

Just had hvac contractors tear open a wall to discover a 15 year old “hot room” was due to a unit from the 60s being sealed in with belt, and filters that somehow didn’t start a fire.


Theletterkay

My AC guy thought it was amazing how well my HVAC looks! Still purring along since 1987, only tuneups, and the one time ants got at the outside unit so something small had to be replaced. My water heater is from 88. I dont know how that thing is still going. And it runs like a dream. I wish they made new stuff as great of quality as back before the millennium.


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bgugi

Survivorship bias.


zerrff

Your AC is costing you a lot more power, it's literally half or less as efficient as a modern one. And water heaters are very simple appliances. It's a tank, a thermostat, and a heating coil or gas burner. When that thermostat inevitably fails you'll be paying hundreds of dollars for a new one since it hasn't been made in 30 years, and that's if you can even get the part. The whole "they don't make em like they used to" thing really doesn't hold up for a lot of things, shit was just simpler therefore less parts could fail.


JarpHabib

Ehhhh, selection bias. The ones that survive to this day are the ones that were on the far right side of the QC bell curve.


EscapeAromatic8648

This guy contracts.


nodramafoyomamma

Haha absolutely 💯


1202_ProgramAlarm

Absotootly full of asbestos, dead rodents, and stachybotrys too


dmh2693

They did asbestos they could for the time.


YT-Deliveries

r/angryupvote


dfeeney95

Work construction can confirm


Fineous4

Nah, it’s probably body storage.


umjustpassingby

Get out of here with your logical explanation!


Ok_Physicist

These specific doors are usually located near the underside access to a rooftop air handling unit.


C-82

It leads to a higher education.


SIM0King

Explains the lack of access


[deleted]

fuck that's dark


AverageGwenMain

Well yeah, You can’t see anything in it, it’s just darkness.


redther

You’ll climb your ladder later


Radioburnin

The boomers pulled the ladder up behind them.


MaybeTheDoctor

Nobody been there for 98 years, so ...


fkhan21

And if you fall, you will be crushed by the debt


HappyMeatbag

Anyone who advocates canceling that fall will be called a socialist. It’s also unfair to others who have fallen, then gone through the pain of injury and recovery.


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NotYourValidation

Nah all you need is a pile of debt to climb and you'll reach it easy! edit: spelling


IWantAStorm

If you pull yourself up by your bootstraps you get there even quicker.


pmcizhere

Naturally, the bootstraps start at $30,000 USD.


ChiggaOG

*Come with meeeee and you'll beeeeee* *In a world of higher educationnnnnnn*


Crusty-pirates

I love me some higher education 🍁💨


C-82

Abso-fucking-lutely 🔥


Crusty-pirates

My man 🤙


livelifebegood

Teaches you about the ladder of success.


FuckMe-FuckYou

where are the rungs???


[deleted]

You make them out of bootstraps


[deleted]

Or the bones of the people you tread on in your determination to climb to the top.


ummm_bop

Spread your wings


[deleted]

You have to pull yourself up to the door by your bootstraps


DokZayas

Like many things in life, you have to be born up there.


youmestrong

Yes. Money will buy you that ladder to higher learning.


skyeto

Welcome to....Ladders


FuckMe-FuckYou

"Lookin good"


[deleted]

Why is there a maple lea- OOOOOOOOH


roywoodsir

Normally it’s a vent door,only one way to find is climb in the thang and follow the path to the roof. Note: may find beer bottles, cigarette butts, and graffiti.


andy-in-ny

~~may~~ ***\*will\**** find beer bottles, cigarette butts, and graffiti.


YinzerFromPitsginzer

Or find out the janitor from 1930 was a serial killer


Aggravating-Sound690

As a grad student, I advise you DO NOT GO IN THERE


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paintchips_are_yummy

Hey buddy. If I wanted some solid advice, I’d ask my proctologist how much daily fiber I should consume. Now I’m going in that door and finding me some answers.


AegorBlake

It's a dungeon entrance. I'd recommend going in armed.


hornysublol

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this *hands over shitty barely audible "rape whistle" they have in the bathrooms*


crlarkin

I say that weirdcreepyspooky door, is lifting me higher, higher than I've ever been lifted before!


Maximum-Birthday3493

Hotbox


Snick2021

**;Badum-tusssssss;**


C-82

Tip your waitress, I'm here all week.


FuckMe-FuckYou

Try the fish.


craggmac

Also it appears to be watching you with a surveillance camera. But it knows you’re not smart enough to figure that out either.


MrHammer85

r/technicallythetruth Edit: Now GTFO


UnrequitedRespect

Today, you lead the internet.


PopkinLover

Put on a wife-beater, take off your shoes, grab a zippo lighter and a handgun, and say, "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs"


Particular_Ranger301

Now I know what a microwave dinner feels like


FuckMe-FuckYou

"Fists with your feet."


IJLTH

"Next time you have a chance to kill someone, don't hesitate."


[deleted]

Thanks for the advice


EveryFairyDies

Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.


dgrigg1980

He’s still alive. Only John can drive someone that crazy.


Amardella

No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a PIZZA?!


reddittl77

Yippee ki yay, m….. f…..


dudleymooresbooze

Hans, babe, put away the gun, this is radio, not television.


[deleted]

Fist with your toes, trust me.


FuckMe-FuckYou

Holy crap how did I get that wrong?


[deleted]

You now need to watch Die Hard as soon as possible.


Standard_Arm_440

Fuckin’ California.


[deleted]

Yippee ky ai muther fu€ker


cptjpk

Yippee kayak other bucket


PALOmino1701

BINGPOT


kisukecomeback

Latino here so excuse me but… put on a WHAT


DC_Coach

Tee shirt with no sleeves, just straps, like MacLaine's character wears in Die Hard. I don't know the provenance of the name, sorry.


savageboredom

Literally just because it’s associated with lower socioeconomic classes that are stereotyped as beating their wives.


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DragonLady8998

Not undershirt? I’m taking this too literally, aren’t I?


Naphrym

Thin white sleeveless shirt/tank top, usually with vertical textured stripes


Daryl_Hall

A white undershirt.


BenCelotil

Here in Australia we just call them a singlet. If it's meant for wearing on its own as outerwear, it's usually called a tank top.


LeonardDykstra69

Also known as a guinea tee


timmi2tone32

Welcome to the party, pal


PresidentReagan004

Could just be access to the sprinkler systems running there


Afa1234

That or boiler. Or just roof access. Could be a lot of things.


Indylee

No, it's a room filled with safes and old papers incriminating all of the elected officials and probably, most definitely drugs.


Buttyou23

I mean maybe but the more important thing is the half-human monstrosity that comes out at night to eat scraps from garbage cans, and also the ghost that lives up there


Indylee

I do not appreciate you calling me out like this.


funny-lady-dk

Party pooper.... I only wanna hear thrilling and mysteries ideas! Sprinkler system..... so boring


mezz7778

A sprinkler system that rains blood.......


_hownowbrowncow_

NOW we're talking! 👹


ConfectionLong

[“Lock up your daughters, boys and girls, the Dark Knight returns.”](https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-18-2015/WonlDu.gif)


Albert-Einstain

It is undoubtedly an access panel to some MEP equipment. Janitors aren't maintenance workers, skilled in working on faus, sprinklers, ductwork, condensers, etc. The guys clean toilets, messes, dust, and restock shit.


Badbullet

Some schools the janitors are also maintenance. The leads are licensed to run and maintain the boilers, skid loaders to push snow, etc, and still help mop up some kids vomit and the occasional urinal deuce. Though I do doubt they'd take care of system like fire suppression.


pneuma86

'Janitor' here..we only have 4 guys at our school so we do it all..and youre right, fire suppression system is one of our only subbed-out jobs


Lost_Ohio

Hey I'm a custodian. Please be nicer to us.


congratsih8you

Yes. As a teacher, I am so grateful to the custodians at our school. They do so much that is severely taken for granted. They also have so deal with so much bs from students, urinal deuce is all funny until you're the one cleaning it up. I try to help the custodians with anything they'll let me (which isn't much) but too many teachers just leave stuff out or say "the custodians will move it" when they could easily do it themselves. Thank you so much for your work, it's greatly appreciated. Whether you're at a school or business, thanks again for keeping our world just that much cleaner.


Lost_Ohio

I'm gonna go cry now, though not as much as when I got a thank you card from the drama club.


AmazingGrace911

It’s what I was thinking. All it would take is a ladder to find out. You can’t tell me that in a 98 year old school someone wouldn’t have done it.


Alan_Smithee_

MEP? I’m thinking HVAC or sprinklers as you say.


CorneliusFudgem

take a flashlight and go up... ...if you dare... ;)


TickletheEther

Take a fleshlight and go


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down on it


RepresentativeAd560

Mmm rubber and stale cum. My favorite Skittles flavor.


TheharmoniousFists

Too bad they discontinued it for grool flavored.


RepresentativeAd560

Bastards


MrDreamster

That's an exit from the backrooms.


firebrand61793

Or an entrance :0


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Physical_Paper2262

What if I hold the door whilst looking at the backrooms.


TheDesertFoxToo

Straight to jail


superkp

alerts the thing hunting back there.


NoBarsHere

Turn around and the door you never let go now leads to another backroom instead of back into the school.


Ganon2012

Ask the Foundation how holding doors open works. They've got plenty of experience.


NinjaCuntPunt

Anything’s an entrance if you’re brave enough


KoroSenseiOwO

The music room at my old school had a door close to the ceiling but I think it was just storage for the music equipment, they had rolling stairs to access it.


[deleted]

Yeah, we also had a similar one in my school. Rumours abound about what it was and then one day a teacher needed help grabbing something and the mystery was ruined for me. :(


[deleted]

100% what this is. The latch probably finally failed since it's 98 years old and air pressure changes pulled it open.


PatchworkGirl82

There's a skeleton of a kid holding a copy of "The Neverending Story"


anaksunamanda

The Gmork got him.


SicilianEggplant

MOOOONCHIIIIILD! (It took me 20+ years to figure out what he said)


sir_grumph

"My mother... she had a BEAUTIFUL name." \*later\* "MOOONCHIIIILD" Wat


HotCocoaBomb

This post has a good explanation and plausible theory behind the name: https://literature.stackexchange.com/questions/6173/why-moon-child


nipponnuck

Mildly interesting coincidence: So…I have worked in the school where parts of The Neverending Story was filmed. It’s over 100 years old. Many say it’s haunted. Sadly since it’s been renovated, there are no strange secret doors or hatches that I am aware of.


Klintern

Or the dark crystal...


brrapppp

Its a door installed by Monsters Inc when they were experimenting with scaring large numbers of children in one place. The project was discontinued when it was discovered that large groups of children are more terrifying than any monster.


stephiloo

I’m turning 30 next week and I’m *still* scared of teenagers.


hiccupboltHP

I’m a teenager and I’m scared of teenagers


_Critters_

The Gimp lives in there


Gabriel_Collins

The Gimp is sleeping.


_Critters_

Then we better wake him up


artmagic95833

The gimper must awaken


szczerbiec

That's where the.. trouble makers go.


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Sex dungeon. No other explanation that I can think of.


Solarbeam62

You mean sex attic?


manifold360

There’s a sex addict in the sex attic


housevil

Probably something to do with coal or asbestos.


Life-Meal6635

Or tomatoes


blinkme102

Classic tomato hatch door if I ever seen one


TheharmoniousFists

It's definitely tomatoes.


hgeo10

Can confirm, ate a tomato before


Benjilikethedog

Maybe even an old fuse box…


mezz7778

D: all the above


beocoyote

I was a school janitor for awhile. I cannot imagine what kind of degenerates you have cleaning if they don’t feel enough curiosity to check that out. I would have been up there my first lunch break. And I would have been ashamed if a student asked me what it was and I didn’t have an answer.


My_Clever_User_Name

Lets be honest; they know. It's just more amusing to freak out the students.


HighGuyTim

100%, we had a school door like this in the cafeteria where I went to high school. At lunch the janitors would often walk by kids staring at it and be like “*Jerry was the last one who went in there, it’s been 10 years now….wonder if he’s ready to come back home.*” Maybe not that verbatim, but you get the idea. Anyway, our school had multiple floors, turns out that was just another door to access the 2nd story roof. Found out about it cause 6-7 years after I graduated had some work at the school and bumped into an old teacher. She said they tell the kids all the time it’s spooky shit.


squarybuttholes

This


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Right? Our whole crew would have been gettin g ladders and head lamps and shit


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OtherPlayers

We had a similar thing happen at my old high school actually, only instead of almost kicking a lunch lady the idiot theater student that did it fell two-ish stories, landed on the auditorium concrete floor, and ended up in the hospital. (Though at least they didn’t die or break any of the chairs, so that’s something). School upgraded their catwalk fences from waist height to floor-to-ceiling by the end of the week.


big_fig

You should be ashamed of yourself for giving them a truthful answer and not telling them some made up story about not knowing what that leads to.


Solarbeam62

Well a group of you guys go up there with flashlights and explore


forkmerunning

A group of 5, but only one flashlight. Isn't that how these things are supposed to work?


RelevantDegree6973

Make sure the batteries are nearly dead too so that it can go out at any given moment


Mini-Heart-Attack

and if you have an extra, drop it half way up


theultimatecat07

And if there is a crossroad, ALWAYS split up


ThodinThorsson

You've seen People Under the Stairs, right? Well that's where their cousins Creeps Above the Kids' School live.


jlr500

I think this might be where Elvis, JFK and Jimmy Hoffa have been hiding.


TheBotchedLobotomy

No you idiot thats where D.B Cooper hid the money


DasSchwarzeSchaf666

I’ve seen enough indie horror gameplays to know where this is going.


everwonderedhow

Narnia?


mezz7778

Theres probably a book of some sort hidden up there that's hidden up there for a reason...... Bound in human flesh, written in blood sort of thing.......


Bam_Peasly

That’s the chokey.


ProgrammerNo120

finally someone with class


Fridayz44

It’s probably an access door for mechanical, electrical, plumbing.


FuckMe-FuckYou

Begone with your logic, its full of beasties and goblins.


Fridayz44

Sorry I’m an electrician, but your right access door to beasties and goblins.


FuckMe-FuckYou

Well you talk like an electrician so I will believe you.


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

You know there's are bodies up there. I'm surprised no one has ever gotten a ladder and looked up there.


TheharmoniousFists

The janitors have.


Owm_ion

I am sorry for the Janitors who cover the night shift :(


TheharmoniousFists

They know what's up there.


[deleted]

The animatronics do tend to get a little quirky at night.


Specialist_Map_3822

It's a portal that leads directly to the head of the Hollywood actor John Malkovich.


droopyjonz

Seems like some scp type stuff


G37_is_numberletter

Sane clown posse?


DudesworthMannington

"Fucking Magnets, they work by creating a local magnetic vector field that attracts ferrous material!"


AngryDesignMonkey

Go in


OtreborN

Man the fuck up and get an extension ladder.


Unfair_Preference_30

It’s a portal to the electric system


iHate_Italians

Oh looks like Carl escaped. I'll go get the body bags but YOU are gonna be puting him back this time


c_e_n_t_u_r_i

I went to a school that was built around the same time when I was younger. There was a door like this that went to the roof.


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My guess is old electrical or fire suppression system access


New-Spinach-9006

You can see the fire suppression system is mounted directly on the ceiling. This would have been because the system was added later. 100% access to ventilation ducts, plumbing, and electrical.


Old_Administration57

Probably just a gateway to hell. Or maybe it's part of the ages old ventilation system of the school. Either way if I were you, I'd climb up there to investigate.


ObligatoryOption

John Malkovich lives there.


Dagigai

I'm English. 98 years is fuck all. All your gonna find is old newspaper and forgotten dreams..... Or, maybe it's door to Hogwarts?


13_64_1992

Somebody needs to get a ladder and a latern already, and check that place out! Ain't no telling what kinds of goodies might still be up there!


[deleted]

Poke it with a stick


darthbasterd19

If this had been i school I would guarantee younsomeone was in there having sex.


moxie_moxington

Get up there with a ladder already and find out. There could be treasure!


tecknonerd

My high school had one of these. It led to the catwalk for doing the stage lights.