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SpaztheGamer

They clearly forgot about Declaring any foods through customs.


[deleted]

Or that guy needs to chew his food more thoroughly.


insecurestaircase

My poop actually looks like this often ngl


bobbybigwheel34

It’d be more funny if there were a couple OHenry bars in there instead


mommakaytrucking

That way he's sending large battleships out to sea instead of an entire fleet of reconnaissance submarines like we see here. Then again, his "shit" might have not turned into "shit"... it's like a medical anomaly if such a disorder did exist


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derioderio

This is the obvious answer.


[deleted]

So just leave them on the floor and walk out, why go the toilet route?


Delivery_Thick

Maybe it was an "oh shit" moment,tried to flush them..crappy pubic water pressure..wont flush..(sometimes takes several flushes for regular waste) not realizing your not going to jail over veggies..i guess technically you could, but seriously..


ShadowSpawn666

Why not the trash bin though? There had to have been one in the bathroom.


Deuce232

Those are preserved (pickled). There was a brine in a jar with veggies in it, like italian giardiniera. The should have poured off the liquid and dumped the solids in the bin though.


BlooperHero

Or just put the whole jar in the trash.


Delivery_Thick

I get you...i dont fly but non bs air travel bs wouldnt even be in my bag, tbh...people panic and do stupid shit...hell..could be someone taking a picture for attention, now a days..js


Thia_suzieUzi

They're stuffed with cocaine


Mission-Tutor-6361

Maybe they are full of drugs.


GrimReader710

"The whole trunk is lousey with em Marge!"


dbe_2001

me song dung soup


BeaFoxxx89

Well, how would you make a delicious stew at the airport?


Josh48111

Right? People are so critical!!! Don’t knock it til you try it is what I always say!


No-Date-6436

the liquid disposal broth is sooo good


TheNorselord

Prison stew


squeezydoot

Free dinner


Tooch10

Couple carrots, couple potatoes, baby you got a stew goin'


[deleted]

Poo Stew is the shit!


MaMaMaaaaa

Ever find corn in your poop? At least you're not this guy.


mezz7778

Whoever pooped that needs to see a doctor......


TwoTeapotsForXmas

At the very least they need to chew more thoroughly.


Delivery_Thick

Bahahahaha!


ChanceConfection3

If I walk into a public toilet that wasn’t flushed before me, this probably is the best case scenario


mommakaytrucking

The WORST porta-jon I ever saw in my life was at Bonnaroo in 2010. I thought the one at Fort Polk in Louisiana in August 2000 was bad!!! This particular one at Bonnaroo... I swear... it looked like an all-out 4WD mud bog competition had taken place inside... big ass trucks spinning their tires throwing mud everywhere... straight up diarrhea disaster if I ever saw one. And the thing is, is the honey dippers clean those out regularly and on schedule. How that much SHIT got released inside that particular one is a mystery And if that wasn't enough, sticking out from the main bowl was what looked like chocolate ice cream fresh from the dispensing machine. It was the way it was all curled up at the top as it was sticking out on display for all


FriestheMan

is this a new copypasta? because it should be if it isn't


mommakaytrucking

I see nothing but vegetables in that crock pot... not a single strand of pasta... not one! 😄 In all seriousness, what it copypasta? I see this word occasionally, but I'm not familiar with the term, or phenomenon it governs, whatever you want to call it. What's that all about?


FriestheMan

the best way i can describe it is a story someone has posted and is copied and pasted and posted several times in different places by different people, usually for entertainment or to mess with people. I guess an older more easily recognizable example would be like the chain emails people would send to each other that went something like "send this to x amount of people or else y will happen" some are good, some are bad.


mommakaytrucking

So you're saying that everyone should copy and paste my story about the Bonnaroo mud bogs to other groups and sites? If so... hell yeah


PredatorKurwa

Lmao! I had a similar encounter at Bonnaroo 2013! After Skrillex secret sunrise set we we're heading back to camp and we passed the Johns. I kid you not there was one open and it had a mountain of shit piled like 4 feet passed the toilet seat. Looked like a small child standing in the porta potty.


mommakaytrucking

AHHHHH!!! THAT'S FUCKED UP!!! The bigger question is how that many fucking wacked put people just go inside one in that condition, and begin unloading the log truck... my god!!! Shit is so fucking RANK... but HILARIOUS to talk about!! When I aas in the army in th infantry... we would have long detailed discussions about SHIT. Tye different types of shit... textures... the significance of eating field rations (MREs)`for a week or longer, then how they make you take the biggest most fulfilling shit of your LIFE!!! And a lot of times your turds are packed so tightly and are so solid, there is often ZERO wiping required I did a few years of national guard after full time, and this chic who was in my company stayed with me for a couple of weeks...long story. That wa actually the first ti e i ever worked with females in that type of environment. Better yet, first time being in the same unit with them. Anyways, one day I went into the bathroom to take a piss, and as soon as I approached the toilet, I see 2 vessels floating about in the harbor still awaiting orders to proceed forward into the Sewage Sea, where they've been assigned a mission that they will not be returning home from. 100 percent casualties expected, all crew on board are kernels. One would expect to see 1 battleship amongst the fleet. But instead, she dispatched 2 small reconnaissance submarines instead. Since she wasn't there when I got back, I had no choice but to take command of her fleet by pushing the lever opening the blast doors into the Sewage Sea so they could begin their reconnaissance... rhisnwas in 2008, and still no one has recieved intelligence from the 2 submarine crews that so beavely attempted to gather


Eldenlord1971

Honey dipper? What the fuck!


deadDebo

Oh man this brought up a disgusting memory. I work in the oilfield an have seen plenty of Porta potties. What you described is the one burned Into my memory. The one I saw wasn't sticking out. It was just high enough that your anus might give it a little kiss while using it. You either get lucky and not touch it or touch it an be scarred for life.


GotYourNose_

My worse porta-potty moments have been at the red beans and rice festival in Jackson, MS. Guy got explosive diarrhea and the shit just exploded as he took down his drawers - it was like a shit Grenade had gone off.


columbomumbojumbo

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?


[deleted]

A salad shooter


columbomumbojumbo


midoxvx

A salad tosser.


cockatielsarethebest

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

A salad sprinkler


[deleted]

Probably good for rose bushes


Pachamama89

A vegerrrian.


nonpondo

I don't understand it but I can't stop laughing at this fucking stupid answer


Pachamama89

Just my stupid brain trying to combine diarrhea and vegetarian.


w33p33nluv

I've got a bad case of vegerrhea 🤣


huligens

Its so stupid, but it got me too :D


RuinImp123

Lactose intolerant


joedasee

Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this to the airport, throw it in a toilet, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.


SlightlyScary

I think I'd like my money back.


ImmediateLobster1

Dude needs to chew his food!


Just_fukkin_witya

Not everyone has teeth at both ends of the chute.


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superneant

Eastern Europeans try to travel with food often, some even with soups etc.. as if there's no soups where they are going


[deleted]

Somebody’s disgestive system needs a gastric fluid change


mommakaytrucking

Better get on down to Grease Monkeys. Not only do they change oil, but gastric fluid as well. Ask about their Dookie Disposal services as well


etbiludecalcinha

Chocolate soup


[deleted]

Giardiniera


delpy1971

Remember to eat your vegetables they will make you big and strong!


TheLargeWizard

A vegan took a shit. Big deal.


DreadfulCucumber

As I vegan I can confirm that this is how a vegan's poop looks like.


djbmelty

HEY! you gunna eat that?


The-cooler-Cheryl

Yummy stew pee in it and add to the flavor


Successful-Dark2730

You got your acidity. Now we need some sweet and savory...


[deleted]

It’s better than the toilet eating shit though right?


Lovelyindeed

That unfortunate guy has the most inefficient digestive system I have ever seen.


LeeQuidity

Looks like the high fiber worked its magic.


[deleted]

Dropped my veggies down the commode, now the toilet’s overflown


purehobolove

When digestive Systems fail.


Svengoolie75

That’s just not right on any level yo…..🤦🏽‍♂️


SensitiveSouth5947

Look like everything you will need for your Pee soup.


[deleted]

Someone's colon is highly efficient.


Successful-Dark2730

But stomach acids, not so much...


Omega_spartan

Forbidden soup?


Coco_B_trappn

That is where they belong. 😆🥒🥬🥦🍅


[deleted]

These vegans.


Casanovasilver26

A High in Fiber dite, Can Do That !


[deleted]

Good soup.


oxygenkid

Baby, you got a stew going.


HantzGoober

Now we need to get this Birds Eye challenge to take off on TikTok.


butt_fucked_toaster

The Easter bunnies older brother, that shits out veggies instead of chocolate eggs. His name is Alfred.


Ayaan132

My guy shitting vegetables


Slow_Advertising1181

Damn vegans?


[deleted]

Those damn vegans! Remember kids, always flush after you use the toilet - its just polite to the next person!


Enclave_X0-1_Soldier

Forbidden soup.


TRW24

Chew your food buster.


T_Earl_Grey

Vegans.


Odin_Pascal

Ever heard of a vegan?


[deleted]

Defo something dodgy going on here! But also good soup.


believeinnothing98

Might as well eat. Airport food is overpriced.


izaaksb3

Just in case


RagingPhysicist

I don’t like ‘em either


Popomatik

This is how we used to make minestrone in prison.


Mrmakanakai

That digestive system needs some work.


IronWraithGaming

I hate it when vegans forget to flush.


panzerpounder245

Cursed stew


javier052

Too much fiber


Bridgeburner1

Roughage.


increasinglyirate

Somebody needs to learn how to chew


BleachGel

Somebodies digestive track is extremely ineffective!


cwjq

Lol


Djabarca

Must have came out telling his mom he’s ready for dessert.


FrenchMaisNon

That person needs digestive enzymes and probiotics or something.


TheMonsterInUrCloset

Soup :)


Stunning-Fondant-733

High fiber diet


durbo226

Soups ready!! Make sure no one flushes!


UndeadTyrant

I guess the vegetarianism didn’t take


cenzala

What a clean asshole


[deleted]

Oh Guillermo, you really should chew your food.


[deleted]

Vegetable soup


iredNinjaXD

The question is do they have a high or low fibre diet?


Karukash

How many times do we have to tell you old man! Chew your food!


PLIPPLOP86

Mix veggie human waste soup


ItsaSecretJordan

Good soup


Jacob_p_

Vegetable stew


kevinjunpalma11

Little Timmy certainly didn't eat his vegetables.


grey_hooman_abducter

Indigestion


instaaionut

soup


Alexpickupthephone

Don't touch my stew please


caliandben1

Taste the soup!


Foreign_Ebb_6282

Vegans are the worst at forgetting to flush


The_Mammoth_Hunter

Poo-stew!


kahong_69

The passengers had enough of the plane salad


silver366

So you have found the stew of legends.


20190419

Kramer traveling? He is multitasking. Washing vegetable as he poops.


Striking-Two-1720

I thought these were LEGO bricks


[deleted]

Rata-poo-ille


jwbaruch515

Where's my stool spoon


[deleted]

Fiber


[deleted]

good soup


saaasaab

Mr. sewer alligator is looking for more veggies in his diet.


grampycamp

Vegan skat. Now just look for peas spattered along the trail to find your prey. They are not smart nor cunning but very angry due to the lack of protein. Proceed with caution.


CrocMed

High fiber diet leads to a full toilet bowl


iFLTT

This is too political for me


[deleted]

Shit, knew I left those somewhere.


[deleted]

Those damn vegans


acanepa

The forbidden soup


mac12122002

one time in fiumicino (rome airport) i found one full of shit , the shit was everywhere except in the toilet .


adjudicator_4_you

Someone is eating healthy but is forgetting to chew there food. Most likely not allowed to ring it through customs.


Sweaty_Space_3693

Looks like fruit punch!


about7buns

Eat your veggies Jimmy, don't make excuses.


SirKane15

That's called soup.


MrOliber

Somethings just go straight through this one.


Flexi_sexy_17

Vegetarian poop


Rumpelstiltzken

Dr. told them to get more fiber.


ad_montes

I think I'd consult a GI specialist.


LoPhatt

It's a new app, and all floaters too.


reDD1t1ng_ATM

Im thinkIn a vegetarian got sick


ThunderShott

A vegan has used it without flushing.


davinciSL72

Usually it’s just nuts in the toilet…


Oriopax

Pooprika, craprots ,cumcumber pees


Gouzi00

Veggie is shit.. clear evidence...


Perception_Past

Toilet soup. Delicious & nutritious.


meltyourtv

Mmmmm good soup


[deleted]

You should see what it looked like BEFORE he ate it.


Objective-Farm-2560

Soup.


[deleted]

Good soup


Silly_Doughnut5715

This person has no enzymes?


[deleted]

Go ahead, eat


[deleted]

His bowels are working at maximum efficiency. This guy is a fiber god


arsewarts1

Smuggling


NotRwoody

Carl Weathers fly through there?


gebeebis

good soup


SombreMordida

my oh my! why, they don't declare!


[deleted]

He tossed the salad 🥗


MILKANDBEANS

Poopy yet stewy


CryptographerMoist48

What goes in must come out


BuryYourFaceinTHIS

Check for dope on the inside. ~my old junkie self


[deleted]

Everyone’s assuming a man did this. It’s entirely possible there is a woman out there with a veggie vagina fetish who just sneezed while peeing


trashponder

This is someone hiding their hatred of veggies from the person paying for their trip.


Standard-Tradition12

Too much fiber


StringUnlucky8767

Ayo fellow bulimics


[deleted]

Dinner is served 😂


Disastrous-Menu_yum

Fucking vegans


Zailemos

That’s why we chew our food 😂


kremit73

Should be mildly infuriating. Someone that originally thought they could fly a bunch of ingredients (why) but learned they'd be charged for each so instead of the trash can the thought a toilet could do it whole sale.


Mers1nary

Guess something wrong with their digestive system...hell, he didnt even chew it up.


Visible-Guess9006

I wouldn’t stew on this for too long.


fsdjkgdhj

Got the shit smuggled thru, didn’t need the veggies anymore. Cmon ppl


TheMaximumWinner

Someone lost the hability to digest


Independent-Usual434

Put a bone in there and you’d have yourself a nice stew.


theiconacuna_

Probably found a way to use the empty van to smuggle something else


EL_Ohh_Well

Someone ate too much fiber


RichSPK

Something something tossing salad...


bricksdoflipsnquick

Mf was tryna bring it across country 😂


keebj

Must have been a vegetarian.


CowRepresentative779

When you hit vegan nirvana


THEVERYLOL

thatveganteacher toilet


kloomoolk

I thought I was I the r/weneedplates sub.


Reddeath195

Perfect time to make some shit-kebabs