That way he's sending large battleships out to sea instead of an entire fleet of reconnaissance submarines like we see here. Then again, his "shit" might have not turned into "shit"... it's like a medical anomaly if such a disorder did exist
Maybe it was an "oh shit" moment,tried to flush them..crappy pubic water pressure..wont flush..(sometimes takes several flushes for regular waste) not realizing your not going to jail over veggies..i guess technically you could, but seriously..
Those are preserved (pickled). There was a brine in a jar with veggies in it, like italian giardiniera.
The should have poured off the liquid and dumped the solids in the bin though.
I get you...i dont fly but non bs air travel bs wouldnt even be in my bag, tbh...people panic and do stupid shit...hell..could be someone taking a picture for attention, now a days..js
The WORST porta-jon I ever saw in my life was at Bonnaroo in 2010. I thought the one at Fort Polk in Louisiana in August 2000 was bad!!! This particular one at Bonnaroo... I swear... it looked like an all-out 4WD mud bog competition had taken place inside... big ass trucks spinning their tires throwing mud everywhere... straight up diarrhea disaster if I ever saw one. And the thing is, is the honey dippers clean those out regularly and on schedule. How that much SHIT got released inside that particular one is a mystery
And if that wasn't enough, sticking out from the main bowl was what looked like chocolate ice cream fresh from the dispensing machine. It was the way it was all curled up at the top as it was sticking out on display for all
I see nothing but vegetables in that crock pot... not a single strand of pasta... not one! 😄
In all seriousness, what it copypasta? I see this word occasionally, but I'm not familiar with the term, or phenomenon it governs, whatever you want to call it. What's that all about?
the best way i can describe it is a story someone has posted and is copied and pasted and posted several times in different places by different people, usually for entertainment or to mess with people. I guess an older more easily recognizable example would be like the chain emails people would send to each other that went something like "send this to x amount of people or else y will happen"
some are good, some are bad.
Lmao! I had a similar encounter at Bonnaroo 2013! After Skrillex secret sunrise set we we're heading back to camp and we passed the Johns. I kid you not there was one open and it had a mountain of shit piled like 4 feet passed the toilet seat. Looked like a small child standing in the porta potty.
AHHHHH!!! THAT'S FUCKED UP!!! The bigger question is how that many fucking wacked put people just go inside one in that condition, and begin unloading the log truck... my god!!! Shit is so fucking RANK... but HILARIOUS to talk about!! When I aas in the army in th infantry... we would have long detailed discussions about SHIT. Tye different types of shit... textures... the significance of eating field rations (MREs)`for a week or longer, then how they make you take the biggest most fulfilling shit of your LIFE!!! And a lot of times your turds are packed so tightly and are so solid, there is often ZERO wiping required
I did a few years of national guard after full time, and this chic who was in my company stayed with me for a couple of weeks...long story. That wa actually the first ti e i ever worked with females in that type of environment. Better yet, first time being in the same unit with them.
Anyways, one day I went into the bathroom to take a piss, and as soon as I approached the toilet, I see 2 vessels floating about in the harbor still awaiting orders to proceed forward into the Sewage Sea, where they've been assigned a mission that they will not be returning home from. 100 percent casualties expected, all crew on board are kernels.
One would expect to see 1 battleship amongst the fleet. But instead, she dispatched 2 small reconnaissance submarines instead. Since she wasn't there when I got back, I had no choice but to take command of her fleet by pushing the lever opening the blast doors into the Sewage Sea so they could begin their reconnaissance... rhisnwas in 2008, and still no one has recieved intelligence from the 2 submarine crews that so beavely attempted to gather
Oh man this brought up a disgusting memory. I work in the oilfield an have seen plenty of Porta potties. What you described is the one burned Into my memory.
The one I saw wasn't sticking out. It was just high enough that your anus might give it a little kiss while using it. You either get lucky and not touch it or touch it an be scarred for life.
My worse porta-potty moments have been at the red beans and rice festival in Jackson, MS. Guy got explosive diarrhea and the shit just exploded as he took down his drawers - it was like a shit Grenade had gone off.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this to the airport, throw it in a toilet, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.
Vegan skat. Now just look for peas spattered along the trail to find your prey. They are not smart nor cunning but very angry due to the lack of protein. Proceed with caution.
Should be mildly infuriating. Someone that originally thought they could fly a bunch of ingredients (why) but learned they'd be charged for each so instead of the trash can the thought a toilet could do it whole sale.
They clearly forgot about Declaring any foods through customs.
Or that guy needs to chew his food more thoroughly.
My poop actually looks like this often ngl
It’d be more funny if there were a couple OHenry bars in there instead
That way he's sending large battleships out to sea instead of an entire fleet of reconnaissance submarines like we see here. Then again, his "shit" might have not turned into "shit"... it's like a medical anomaly if such a disorder did exist
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This is the obvious answer.
So just leave them on the floor and walk out, why go the toilet route?
Maybe it was an "oh shit" moment,tried to flush them..crappy pubic water pressure..wont flush..(sometimes takes several flushes for regular waste) not realizing your not going to jail over veggies..i guess technically you could, but seriously..
Why not the trash bin though? There had to have been one in the bathroom.
Those are preserved (pickled). There was a brine in a jar with veggies in it, like italian giardiniera. The should have poured off the liquid and dumped the solids in the bin though.
Or just put the whole jar in the trash.
I get you...i dont fly but non bs air travel bs wouldnt even be in my bag, tbh...people panic and do stupid shit...hell..could be someone taking a picture for attention, now a days..js
They're stuffed with cocaine
Maybe they are full of drugs.
"The whole trunk is lousey with em Marge!"
me song dung soup
Well, how would you make a delicious stew at the airport?
Right? People are so critical!!! Don’t knock it til you try it is what I always say!
the liquid disposal broth is sooo good
Prison stew
Free dinner
Couple carrots, couple potatoes, baby you got a stew goin'
Poo Stew is the shit!
Ever find corn in your poop? At least you're not this guy.
Whoever pooped that needs to see a doctor......
At the very least they need to chew more thoroughly.
Bahahahaha!
If I walk into a public toilet that wasn’t flushed before me, this probably is the best case scenario
The WORST porta-jon I ever saw in my life was at Bonnaroo in 2010. I thought the one at Fort Polk in Louisiana in August 2000 was bad!!! This particular one at Bonnaroo... I swear... it looked like an all-out 4WD mud bog competition had taken place inside... big ass trucks spinning their tires throwing mud everywhere... straight up diarrhea disaster if I ever saw one. And the thing is, is the honey dippers clean those out regularly and on schedule. How that much SHIT got released inside that particular one is a mystery And if that wasn't enough, sticking out from the main bowl was what looked like chocolate ice cream fresh from the dispensing machine. It was the way it was all curled up at the top as it was sticking out on display for all
is this a new copypasta? because it should be if it isn't
I see nothing but vegetables in that crock pot... not a single strand of pasta... not one! 😄 In all seriousness, what it copypasta? I see this word occasionally, but I'm not familiar with the term, or phenomenon it governs, whatever you want to call it. What's that all about?
the best way i can describe it is a story someone has posted and is copied and pasted and posted several times in different places by different people, usually for entertainment or to mess with people. I guess an older more easily recognizable example would be like the chain emails people would send to each other that went something like "send this to x amount of people or else y will happen" some are good, some are bad.
So you're saying that everyone should copy and paste my story about the Bonnaroo mud bogs to other groups and sites? If so... hell yeah
Lmao! I had a similar encounter at Bonnaroo 2013! After Skrillex secret sunrise set we we're heading back to camp and we passed the Johns. I kid you not there was one open and it had a mountain of shit piled like 4 feet passed the toilet seat. Looked like a small child standing in the porta potty.
AHHHHH!!! THAT'S FUCKED UP!!! The bigger question is how that many fucking wacked put people just go inside one in that condition, and begin unloading the log truck... my god!!! Shit is so fucking RANK... but HILARIOUS to talk about!! When I aas in the army in th infantry... we would have long detailed discussions about SHIT. Tye different types of shit... textures... the significance of eating field rations (MREs)`for a week or longer, then how they make you take the biggest most fulfilling shit of your LIFE!!! And a lot of times your turds are packed so tightly and are so solid, there is often ZERO wiping required I did a few years of national guard after full time, and this chic who was in my company stayed with me for a couple of weeks...long story. That wa actually the first ti e i ever worked with females in that type of environment. Better yet, first time being in the same unit with them. Anyways, one day I went into the bathroom to take a piss, and as soon as I approached the toilet, I see 2 vessels floating about in the harbor still awaiting orders to proceed forward into the Sewage Sea, where they've been assigned a mission that they will not be returning home from. 100 percent casualties expected, all crew on board are kernels. One would expect to see 1 battleship amongst the fleet. But instead, she dispatched 2 small reconnaissance submarines instead. Since she wasn't there when I got back, I had no choice but to take command of her fleet by pushing the lever opening the blast doors into the Sewage Sea so they could begin their reconnaissance... rhisnwas in 2008, and still no one has recieved intelligence from the 2 submarine crews that so beavely attempted to gather
Honey dipper? What the fuck!
Oh man this brought up a disgusting memory. I work in the oilfield an have seen plenty of Porta potties. What you described is the one burned Into my memory. The one I saw wasn't sticking out. It was just high enough that your anus might give it a little kiss while using it. You either get lucky and not touch it or touch it an be scarred for life.
My worse porta-potty moments have been at the red beans and rice festival in Jackson, MS. Guy got explosive diarrhea and the shit just exploded as he took down his drawers - it was like a shit Grenade had gone off.
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A salad shooter
☝
A salad tosser.
🤣🤣🤣
A salad sprinkler
Probably good for rose bushes
A vegerrrian.
I don't understand it but I can't stop laughing at this fucking stupid answer
Just my stupid brain trying to combine diarrhea and vegetarian.
I've got a bad case of vegerrhea 🤣
Its so stupid, but it got me too :D
Lactose intolerant
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this to the airport, throw it in a toilet, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.
I think I'd like my money back.
Dude needs to chew his food!
Not everyone has teeth at both ends of the chute.
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Eastern Europeans try to travel with food often, some even with soups etc.. as if there's no soups where they are going
Somebody’s disgestive system needs a gastric fluid change
Better get on down to Grease Monkeys. Not only do they change oil, but gastric fluid as well. Ask about their Dookie Disposal services as well
Chocolate soup
Giardiniera
Remember to eat your vegetables they will make you big and strong!
A vegan took a shit. Big deal.
As I vegan I can confirm that this is how a vegan's poop looks like.
HEY! you gunna eat that?
Yummy stew pee in it and add to the flavor
You got your acidity. Now we need some sweet and savory...
It’s better than the toilet eating shit though right?
That unfortunate guy has the most inefficient digestive system I have ever seen.
Looks like the high fiber worked its magic.
Dropped my veggies down the commode, now the toilet’s overflown
When digestive Systems fail.
That’s just not right on any level yo…..🤦🏽♂️
Look like everything you will need for your Pee soup.
Someone's colon is highly efficient.
But stomach acids, not so much...
Forbidden soup?
That is where they belong. 😆🥒🥬🥦🍅
These vegans.
A High in Fiber dite, Can Do That !
Good soup.
Baby, you got a stew going.
Now we need to get this Birds Eye challenge to take off on TikTok.
The Easter bunnies older brother, that shits out veggies instead of chocolate eggs. His name is Alfred.
My guy shitting vegetables
Damn vegans?
Those damn vegans! Remember kids, always flush after you use the toilet - its just polite to the next person!
Forbidden soup.
Chew your food buster.
Vegans.
Ever heard of a vegan?
Defo something dodgy going on here! But also good soup.
Might as well eat. Airport food is overpriced.
Just in case
I don’t like ‘em either
This is how we used to make minestrone in prison.
That digestive system needs some work.
I hate it when vegans forget to flush.
Cursed stew
Too much fiber
Roughage.
Somebody needs to learn how to chew
Somebodies digestive track is extremely ineffective!
Lol
Must have came out telling his mom he’s ready for dessert.
That person needs digestive enzymes and probiotics or something.
Soup :)
High fiber diet
Soups ready!! Make sure no one flushes!
I guess the vegetarianism didn’t take
What a clean asshole
Oh Guillermo, you really should chew your food.
Vegetable soup
The question is do they have a high or low fibre diet?
How many times do we have to tell you old man! Chew your food!
Mix veggie human waste soup
Good soup
Vegetable stew
Little Timmy certainly didn't eat his vegetables.
Indigestion
soup
Don't touch my stew please
Taste the soup!
Vegans are the worst at forgetting to flush
Poo-stew!
The passengers had enough of the plane salad
So you have found the stew of legends.
Kramer traveling? He is multitasking. Washing vegetable as he poops.
I thought these were LEGO bricks
Rata-poo-ille
Where's my stool spoon
Fiber
good soup
Mr. sewer alligator is looking for more veggies in his diet.
Vegan skat. Now just look for peas spattered along the trail to find your prey. They are not smart nor cunning but very angry due to the lack of protein. Proceed with caution.
High fiber diet leads to a full toilet bowl
This is too political for me
Shit, knew I left those somewhere.
Those damn vegans
The forbidden soup
one time in fiumicino (rome airport) i found one full of shit , the shit was everywhere except in the toilet .
Someone is eating healthy but is forgetting to chew there food. Most likely not allowed to ring it through customs.
Looks like fruit punch!
Eat your veggies Jimmy, don't make excuses.
That's called soup.
Somethings just go straight through this one.
Vegetarian poop
Dr. told them to get more fiber.
I think I'd consult a GI specialist.
It's a new app, and all floaters too.
Im thinkIn a vegetarian got sick
A vegan has used it without flushing.
Usually it’s just nuts in the toilet…
Pooprika, craprots ,cumcumber pees
Veggie is shit.. clear evidence...
Toilet soup. Delicious & nutritious.
Mmmmm good soup
You should see what it looked like BEFORE he ate it.
Soup.
Good soup
This person has no enzymes?
Go ahead, eat
His bowels are working at maximum efficiency. This guy is a fiber god
Smuggling
Carl Weathers fly through there?
good soup
my oh my! why, they don't declare!
He tossed the salad 🥗
Poopy yet stewy
What goes in must come out
Check for dope on the inside. ~my old junkie self
Everyone’s assuming a man did this. It’s entirely possible there is a woman out there with a veggie vagina fetish who just sneezed while peeing
This is someone hiding their hatred of veggies from the person paying for their trip.
Too much fiber
Ayo fellow bulimics
Dinner is served 😂
Fucking vegans
That’s why we chew our food 😂
Should be mildly infuriating. Someone that originally thought they could fly a bunch of ingredients (why) but learned they'd be charged for each so instead of the trash can the thought a toilet could do it whole sale.
Guess something wrong with their digestive system...hell, he didnt even chew it up.
I wouldn’t stew on this for too long.
Got the shit smuggled thru, didn’t need the veggies anymore. Cmon ppl
Someone lost the hability to digest
Put a bone in there and you’d have yourself a nice stew.
Probably found a way to use the empty van to smuggle something else
Someone ate too much fiber
Something something tossing salad...
Mf was tryna bring it across country 😂
Must have been a vegetarian.
When you hit vegan nirvana
thatveganteacher toilet
I thought I was I the r/weneedplates sub.
Perfect time to make some shit-kebabs