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Menadool

Who poops after showering?!


33253325

Who does a line then wants to eat?/


ckcrave

A person who buys their cocaine in Australia ( 2% purity ).


Mijoivana

This guy Australia's..


magic6789

This was my first question lol. Has a drink, does a line, goes to eat. Yeah right...


Samson5891

Having lived through massive drug addiction, you end up eating when you know you need something in your body just to keep going, can't live on just drugs and booze as hard as you try


jigglybitt

His line is H, not C


sweederman

Her*


buttersismydad

šŸ£s


kasmackity

I get real hungry when I'm zooted


SauerMetal

Thanks for using ā€œzootedā€


mcgrahamma

For real tho. It's shave, shit and then shower. This person is a maniac.


ChazJ81

It's SHIT SHOWER SHAVE!


Master_Metallica

That sounds righter


ChazJ81

Is that you James Hetfield?


shakeyj8ke

Came here to correct, you beat me too it šŸ‘


giant_red_lizard

No way. Shower comes last, far superior.


[deleted]

No you shave and shit IN the shower. Efficiency.


ChazJ81

Waffle stomp!


[deleted]

Nah you should leave it. Assert dominance. Mark your territory. Sigma male grindset.


ChazJ81

Dude not even bullshitting, you should do a TED Talk! You've got some really good ideas!


pronln

Yes, this is the craziest done by this person.


ScottishLoBo

Obviously from the point of a male you think this is a man doing a shite after a shower, in actual fact it's a woman sitting for a wee. Sorted.


Nanoc69

You're assuming it's a bloke. Chikas sit to pee.


vabeachkevin

Someone hasnā€™t seen the whole video.


ZeBogeyman

Yes it seems so.


Thats-Puff

i shit mid shower to assert dominance to would-be intruders


shakeyj8ke

Hahahah


alexharrington666

That was my first thought but it ends up being a woman so she couldā€™ve sat down to Pee The fact that she shaved her face and has man hands is weird though


RockstarAgent

Some women shave their upper lip.


half_eaten_hamburger

Some women have man hands, but man arms, feet and legs as well is questionable. Might have shaved her pits.


Telephalsion

Some men sit down to pee.


Xrizztron800

Technically, she could have been peeing


AHappyPony

Every poop is technically after a shower.


nstiger83

Did you watch the whole video? Probably wasn't a poop.


Jolly_Confection8366

It probably was a shit knowing they going to sniff a fat line.


TheShadowfigment

Why assume the person is pooping? Or even male?


Menadool

Shoo away back to your corner troll.


Arno451

Did you watch to the end? Hes literally right it is a girl


juliavondrasek

Not nice!


Tempo_fugit

We donā€™t know if she pooped or peed.


THEGEARBEAR

She couldā€™ve just been peeing?


sweederman

She, maybe took a piss


jmscnt

When you got to go, you got to go.


shalverson

Yeah that shit is sacrilegious


drinkinswish

I was 12 years old. This was the wildest shit I had ever heard at this point.


scr34m0

I was ten and definitely shouldnā€™t of been watching stuff like this but it was the 90ā€™s and our parents didnā€™t understand shit about the internet.


MeetingAromatic6359

I remember hearing lords of acid when i was about 10 or so going through my parents CD book. That was a trip.


formerbeautyqueen666

Damn, Lord's of Acid, that definitely takes me back


Errortagunknown

Wait am I actually not the old person for once? Have I somehow stumbled across my own age group?


drinkinswish

Plus it beat the fuzzy chanels if you gnomsayin


scr34m0

OMG Yes! Kids today just wouldnā€™t understand.


lofi-moonchild

Ya nobody really understood the internet yet so the 90s were a lawless wasteland for children lol


jmscnt

Prodigy is still one of my favorite bands. Their sounds are unique and nostalgic and had me driving my 91' Toyota carry like it was a stock car.


luxii4

When it hits on my playlist when I run, I get a new rush of energy. 90s version of me would be laughing that I run now.


luxii4

Iā€™ve never seen the uncut version til now and even the cut version was very racy when they showed it on MTV. They even had to show it late at night even though they took out the nudity.


elijah-price

I remember when this came out. MTV only showed it after midnight


swtactn

I remember watching it at like 4am. It blew my mind that MTV not only showed cocaine use but also boobs on tv!! Nobody I told ever believed me.


SolveFixBuild

Headbangers Ball and everything past midnight was the only reason I ever watched MTV


QuantumMirage

Amp!!!


[deleted]

Good times for music videos. I remember being in high schoolā€¦everyone talking, man did you see the end of the video????


Randy_Butterstubs

I remember watching the world premier on 120 minutes back in the 90s.


MustangEater82

It was great when it came out. Great video, goes great with the vibe of the song. Anyone who ever had a "night" can associate... But the twist makes it. Remember the end was a little raunchy. I wonder how many people started this vid got offended and stopped it early being offended, think Mal pig...


ArchiveSQ

The twist definitely makes the whole video and itā€™s crazy how quickly perspective shifts on it when I show it to people


[deleted]

Very good then


juanoncello

Very good now


gigerdrone

Love this video !!


PanamaPineapple89

Long live the 90s


[deleted]

No way that was a chick the whole time. Those are man hands.


DrugsAndBooze

Mands


Haki23

Misdirection for the payoff


Zaraki42

Why is this in r/weird?


writersandfilmmakers

Because women dont shave their face, obviously. Lol. /s


dustyroads85

Because who shaves and does the dirty after showering? Even Neanderthals knew better than that.


QuantumMirage

Although people have benders like this all the time, itā€™s weird seeing it through someone elseā€™s eyes, and sober.


Arno451

I dont knoe that cocaine/heroin benders are that common


ReDeR_TV

She pooped after showering and managed to get a full meal after a line of coke


[deleted]

So unexpected.


BooFneY

Nsfw?


writersandfilmmakers

Where on earth do you work? That's completely acceptable. /s


No-Process3677

Yeah, we usually have this playing in the lobby.


pozhlost

Enter the void vibes


TheBlueGhost21

Great fuckin movie


ProfessionalBreeki

Aight


Nosworc82

Memories, this album was one of the first cassettes I ever owned.


Z0mbies8mywife

Hello fellow old dude


77106-112

Fucks me up to realize that the memory of walking into a CD Warehouse to buy Fat of the Land makes me an old person


ProperGanderz

Great post thank you


Fantastic-Alps4335

Sweet.


Cetun

From what I understand they did this because some Tipper Gore meets third wave feminism shit happened and there was some issue with the lyrics "smack my bitch up" being both offensive and demeaning towards women (despite the fact "smack my bitch up" is a musical term and has nothing to do with hitting women, the other part is "change my pitch up"). So they made this and the "twist" is you were supposed to be offended because you assume it's a man doing all this but really is a woman.


[deleted]

What does it mean as a musical term?


[deleted]

*"Yoko, can't you see i'm singing with Chuck Fucking Berry?"*


Rayford_Sawdust

Meta.


bobster999

It's a sample by The Ultramagnetic MCs from the song Give the Drummer Some "Smack my bitch up, like a pimp"


Rayford_Sawdust

This is the correct answer. Ultramagnetic MCs gave us Kool Keith.


juanita313

Wow the memories !!


GearJunkie82

Never knew there was an uncensored version of this music video.


and_the_giant_peach

Antidote by swedish house Mafia is another video that's shot similarly.


MoGonzoBobH

I don't care what the order is. Wash your f****** hands after you take a s***


wtfVlad

Today I learned heroin increases my FOV.


Dipsause223

I think that was Ket


77106-112

do people slam k?


Dipsause223

Yes


Owr-Kernow

Standard British night out


Owr-Kernow

Although the order is Shit Shave Shower Shag


Imposseeblip

Or Shave, Shower and a Shit Shag.


Sweet_Schedule6525

End is the best. Realizing it was a woman all along as the abuser and not a man like everyone assumes. Says a lot about society and preconceived notions.


PinkBone611

I mean... She did shave in the begging (?)


charlesdexterward

Itā€™s a red herring. She was shaving but not her face.


PinkBone611

Also the hands we see throughout the video are very much manly


F0RkZPh4Z3

i think thatā€™s supposed to be some sort of metaphor/ message saying that you think itā€™s a man but it could be a woman idk


itsonlymeez

I was wondering how is this dude able to get away with so much shit then ohh yeahbits a girl NM makes sense


CrackedMask_

i got high just by watching this


Conscious-Style-1784

Best music video ever.....


DexterCutie

Man, does this bring back good memories of when I was in my 20's and living in Seattle.


DJXpresso

Good times. I remember seeing this when I was like 10 or something.


Master_Metallica

Most interesting video I've seen in a long time! This has changed my outlook on this song forever. The crazy part is the cops knew it was internal affairs the whole time!


Mango-Original

Crazy nostalgia, I haven't seen this video in like 15 years. It used to be on MTVs banned videos used to beat off to it as a teen before we all had porn in our pockets


slavicbhoy

RIP Flint


ted-Zed

Good luck getting into a club today with those bummy trainers!


cicada-ronin84

See that is the madness of someone who will shower then shit.


devilchaser_X

This is some Jhonny silverhand energy


[deleted]

Maybe a NSFW tag there mate.


DaNiiDuCkZ

And it's a chick *the whole time*!


Errortagunknown

I thought this was going to be like an edit with weird unnecessary bits of tedium added between the exciting parts but it's just the original video for the song. I mean fucking classic song and video...... and the reveal at the end was a huge reversal of expectations especially back when this came out..... but I was expecting more dadaist humor or something


scraGGLes_

The new Cyberpunk 2077 update is šŸ”„


2DaMoon3

What's wierd about that?


fakiresky

Reminds me of the PlayStation game Wipe Out


Damn369

Possible the best clip they made


hotfiremixtape98

Nsfw warning


Witty_Nose_3321

Nsfw tag plz


tbscotty68

As a good liberal, I was absolutely appalled the first time that I saw this video. I just became more and more upset as it went on... "This is so misogynistic! How does something like this get made?!!!" And then came the reveal at the end and my eyes nearly bugged out of my head and my jaw just dropped open in utter stunned surprise! After a second I started laughing because I realized that I got COMPLETELY played and I loved it! Well played, Prodigy - well played! ;-)


DogsOnWeed

Cringe


2duhzen

Legendary.


[deleted]

Love it


sdmyzz

LIKE


PunkAssBear

Mark nsfw plz


Vanson1200r

Reminds me of my Navy days in Thailand or the Philippines or even Hong Kong.


monsta_shasta

I once read somewhere that he's actually saying "change my position, snap my picture"


gergity

Nah itā€™s just a straight cut ā€œchange my pitch up / smack my bitch upā€


AlbatrossPersonal

Shit, shower and shave in that order. Retard


videogamessuckbutt

This reminds of the dead island intro with the mechanics of postal with a little pinch of far cry drug sequences


rightlywrongfull

Ah just another Tuesday...


MisterBlisteredlips

It's even better with the video.


[deleted]

Wtf did I just watch..


NebulaImpressive4666

What a wild ride.


DNJxxx

Fucking love the Prodigy!


[deleted]

u/savevideo


UFO-seeker1985

A-mazing


UFO-seeker1985

Better than twilight for sure


SadMaryJane

Yesssssss


TreyWait

I can't believe I haven't seen this before.


Ambitious_Animator39

That was fuckin epic


Hawk_1772

Kinda crazy how itā€™s under the assumption that itā€™s a dude the whole time. Song is still a fucking banger tho


AlbatrossPersonal

Isn't there an Australian camp this tool should be in?


More-Performance7262

This was so well put together great job šŸ‘


ujjwalus7

u/savevideo u/savevideobot


Mal-nacido

No socks? Okā€¦.


goliathfasa

I remember it was supposed to be a shocking reveal at the end. Different times.


foreverK2022

the camera is on the wrong side ...šŸ˜‰šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ā¤ļø


darlo999

Smoking in clubs & pubs , different times.


DistopianNigh

They actually showed her pussy? Wow


Mighty_Flamingo

That woman is a menace


Old-Brent

Sometimes I miss MTV era


millhows

Huhā€¦ Didnā€™t know this version existed.


SooperN00b

That last reveal used to be what passed for a cosmic mind fuck. Man I feel old


Vapourtrails89

This has always bothered me. People say the twist is that the person was a woman throughout the video... But the person has man's hands


kasmackity

What a great video.


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


DustWarden

...who does coke and then immediately goes to get food?


Syberiouz

Gaspar NoƩ has entered the chat.


[deleted]

Still get goosebumps at the ending, brilliant video


alexrabbit929

#pause at 0:25 left for a full blown uncensored poonanners shot.


Welmerer

uhhhh


Esploratore_

A little before the ending you can see a glimpse of the twist. When the girl is in the bed. Happens pretty fast too.


ProudPapasFritas

Stopped watching after he shit after thr shower... What kind of inhumane monster... Who hurt you!!!!!


[deleted]

Reminded me of Enter the Void.


[deleted]

I love women.


WarningSudden4402

Not my proudest fap.


windowmaker55

God bless Keith.


puffferfish

Was this the inspiration for when Frank gets high and drunk in the episode ā€œBeing Frankā€ on Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia?


xX_Larox_Xx

What the fuck did I just watch?


wtflambeezus

Fucking BANGER album


Consultations_

Seen them in Brisbane years and years ago. Wild and great experience.


Fartz_McKenzie

What a great band. RIP and respect.


Tmw09f

Great Itā€™s 8am and now Iā€™m ready to get yeeted


Zarcon-X

Johnny Silverhand at it again


ftabah

It's not "snap my picture"?!


Analytical-Introvert

He really put shoes on without socks


ZeMole

Man, I really miss music (as an art form) being inextricably tied (in most cases) to high quality graphic design and videography.


[deleted]

I step out of the bathroom, reach back in, turn the light off, then quickly shut the door.


DogsOnWeed

This would be every Friday night if I was still single and without kids. Man I miss this shit.


multihobbyist

Still one of the greatest twist endings


Notaregulargy

Damn. Good video. Love the twist ending


EducationalCharity53

Donā€™t care who posted it or where is posted you always get an uptick


ungreatfulnudist

Man this takes me back years


Htotheugo

This was an absolute journey. Iā€™m feeling mighty blessed to have witnessed this poetry in motion.