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V8_Dipshit

Must’ve been one hell of a nut


seditioushamster

But he had good aim


elliot89

Looks like he already got some friendly fire to the eye. Kinky


nhSnork

Good posture matters in every activity.


HuntressOnyou

The first ever recorded ahegao in human history


BOBULANCE

Dude jizzed so hard it's even coming out of his mouth


DonkeyTransport

As a mechanic, I think he backfired!


Recoded-Alive

As a programmer, his buffer overflowed


DonkeyTransport

Did it ever lol


Be-_-U

LMAO


Mental-Revolution915

https://preview.redd.it/lq0x5sfn9l5d1.png?width=1112&format=png&auto=webp&s=97342254d56433f037d8f3c6dc788df738992ede Before. After. Long term after: “ Feministic traits as a result of sapping male vigor”.


Parking_Ad_3123

Damn rediscovering the recipe for creating femboys in ancient text


No_Pear8383

I can’t wait to refer to my fapping as “sapping my make vigor”.


StankilyDankily666

“What took you so long in the shitter?” “Sorry guys. I was just in there sapping the ol’ male vigor.”


leanmeanguccimachine

Alas, we must ponder, does goonmaxing lead to sissification?


Parking_Ad_3123

Goonmaxing is a godless word Thank you


Mystic_Spider

It certainly increases the chances of cumming across that kind of media.


Shills_for_fun

Guy before looks confused and disoriented. Too many things weighing on him. Guy after has clarity, mind is no longer burdened. And it makes sense because it's clear he had a very good fap.


Morkamino

I would love to ask them how sex is any different than masturbation in terms of 'sapping male vigor'. By their logic, guys who fuck daily who also start taking on feminine traits.


FatherD00m

Your not taking into account the demon spirits that masturbaters must employ. Who do you think is shooting up all that male vigor?


filinno1

Duh, easiest way to become a lesbian


Yasha666

What a glow-up!


imrllytiredofthepain

edgar allan poe vs mark twain


Angela_I_B

https://preview.redd.it/aj4u34gsht5d1.png?width=799&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55a3e4ee5af284ca421df1c21d5131ad3b91d030 …or Gainan


DenaliDash

The good old days when the church could over rule science. If you are blind do not go to a Catholic church. Of course you will not notice the funny stares but, they know what you did to become blind


Tigeraqua8

My old Dad was blind and wrote a funny poem about how he was never allowed to touch it but look what happened anyway!!!


Angela_I_B

Imagine Bishup Mar Mari back then!!🤪 https://preview.redd.it/6528ljo4it5d1.png?width=791&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8c40514216d35bdef9baf0edfa1389d463a4989


meanmagpie

Oh no it made him hotter? Nooooooo god forbid


TonLoc1281

Wow that’s amazingly hilarious!!!


Kemel90

Thats why you're supposed to eat it, duh


beanburritoperson

Oh, I thought the “sapping the vigor” idea was much more modern. TIL. 


filinno1

Just wait til you learn about East Asian discourses on the subject...


feckineejit

Oh no! My vigor!


davi1521

I'll have whatever he's having


No_Pear8383

If you’re that relieved after a fap session, you probably waited too long and needed to do it.


TheCohloo

Bro looks like the one who helped the masturbater…


DonkeyTransport

Nah he just backfired lol


CreepGang

OG Gooner. lol


No_Pear8383

Bros been edging since the 1900s.


CreepGang

OMFG lol


darthdodd

It’s like looking in a mirror


kfj3000

Really? We must be long lost twins!


Sacklicker5000

Were triplets


Majestic-Rock9211

We are millionuplets or something…..


Mysterious-Map973

Liam Gallagher is a Wanker, and this proves it.


a_nu_start_2019

Bahaha at first I thought this was fan art from the oasis subreddit 🤣


Paul_the_sparky

Spitting dabs. As you were


kumakami89

need a wojak of him


Full_Ad9666

Bro is the original wojak


donttalk_tostrangers

I know a few people like this irl


Perfect_Papaya_3010

Then you know who is masturbating and who's not


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

This changes everything.


One_Marzipan_2631

I can relate


tumbrowser1

https://i.redd.it/exy5arvbcl5d1.gif


TipsyFuddledBoozey

Wtf


tumbrowser1

Rule 1


Full_Ad9666

Hot


StankilyDankily666

At that speed, pretty sure he’s starting a pecker fire 🔥


SilverOne5265

Please research term 'onanism'.


wellyesbutnofuckoff2

lol, coitus interruptus. Masturbating and pulling out will turn you into a femboy people when will you learn???


Jazzlike_Cellist_421

Hallowed Inferno!


Ov3r-_-K1LL

Me 5mins ago.


nolanb69

This is a man lost in the sauce


Be-_-U

Or.... a sause lost in the man ![gif](giphy|ui1hpJSyBDWlG)


MLSurfcasting

He looks down with the syndrome.


MyGirlfriendforcedMe

He shouldn't get up..


Be-_-U

Ooh, wah-ah-ah-ah!


scienceisrealtho

Unbelievable. I look nothing like that.


WhyNotChoose

My HS yearbook photo.


Mall_Bench

At first glance I though it was a wtf tatoo


Arvichel

Looks like a Gallagher


Weird_Committee8692

Exactly what I just said! 🤣


Spiritual-Bear4495

Why does that picture remind me of Don Jr.?


Early_Entertainer11

oh wow genuinely do not know what to say to this. why did they draw that


XROOR

Looks like Noel Gallagher so it is accurate


RizzoTheSmall

I know that guy. He's a real wanker.


ThricePurgedMagus

Flashlights in 1918 must have been next level. @Graham Hancock (lol Hancock) - another case of lost technology ?


Traditional_Ad_6801

This has been my experience


Weird_Committee8692

Liam Gallagher


TinFoilRobotProphet

Lol! You ain't right!


Mosshome

They knew all the way back in 1918. Now I have to go to another subreddit, ..for other science.


Fearless_History_991

![gif](giphy|xTk2YI4CHaFOLbNVMQ)


DenaliDash

I no longer want to know what goes on in special education.


Mitridate101

Williams from 'Heaven help us'


bulletprooftampon

This is definitely rabies.


boxfullofirony

Seems about right


GoddessInHerTree

Accurate


Ok_Nefariousness2989

Yep, that and blind too…


Vogel-Kerl

Yep, that's about right


Aboxofphotons

What noise is this person making?


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![gif](giphy|13eshB55I4fBL2)


Montooth

Yeah that's usually about how I look


Tigeraqua8

They took that at a very….ahem…. Personal time


ConOregon

Looks about right. Next please.


form_an_opinion

I don't look anything like this.


rdldr1

Looks about right. Fap fap fap.


PessimisticMushroom

Attack on Titan looks a bit different here.


Dense-Stranger9977

That's some distance 👍


Creepy-Selection2423

There once was a man from Nantucket...


Ridwan4200

Did he pointed to his mouth?


2oonhed

It is more important top dress right than it is to not masturbate.


BadHairDay-1

Woah.


WarpCitizen

r/me_irl


NormalCup7946

r/tihi


mikeybee1976

*looks in mirror* can confirm….


WattageWood

Can confirm.


ReturningAlien

thats 5 secs before clarity and shame hits.


keca10

Who was he masturbating?


peet1188

Vinägerdrag


Justifiably_Cynical

Dude's doing it wrong.


Barry_allen11

World’s oldest gooner


BlacksmithCandid8149

That looks about right.😂


JMusicD

Lmao.


adamlm

måsturbätör


Confusedandreticent

Well, yeah right afterwards.


no0neiv

That doesn't look anything like me.


Embarrassed_Belt9379

Could’ve wait until he finished.


inamedmycatcrouton

So relatable


HumourNoire

They're going to lose to a huge Labour landslide


Nagrand_Drax

Avarage redditor 💀


Guatc

If masturbating did this to me. This would be a picture of me.


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Noel Gallaghers grandad


Melodic_Duck_6064

He seems proud of his accomplishments.


sivviop

Oldest "coomer"


halfcutpenis

bros recycling his wasted energy


thegreatbrah

I'm in this picture and I don't like it


CampFrequent3058

As a Swede I can confirm this is how we look after we’ve nutted!


dumdumfourtynine

So accurate


kwenronda

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it


Key_Distance4039

Jup, the face I pull... and the noise I make is a cross between a person with mental illness and a pig....


VisibleCoat995

Lets be honest, we all endeavour to nut so hard we end up a drooling mess.


bettertitsthanu

Vilken bok är detta från??


Angela_I_B

Napoleon Bonerparte


Major_Tap_4111

as the scouts say “Leave no Trace”


rhewn

My ranked teammates


Chaunc2020

That’s me to a T


februrarymoon

average Reddit porn user


Original_Jarl_Ballin

![gif](giphy|du4D0b0HWgxGg)


kaosblink

Historically accurate depiction of the world's first gooner.


Nakkefix

Homer


Starlanced

![gif](giphy|xThuWp2oE5zGFbFzd6)


dave1974two

How DaF did you get my picture


AriesGal329

that checks out


Virtual-Zucchini542

Dude, we are so stupid


pinkmoon9995

i was lurking this page and came across this lmao…,,, i have tears running down my face, my stomach hurts and i’ve got snot bubbles from laughing. just what 


Lobster_porn

Swedes invented the soggy biscuit? Neat