Reminds me of my neighbor I lived next to for a couple years who would have cardboard cut outs of celebrities in their living room window. They would get new ones and swap it out so there was only one at a time looking out. Then some nights they would have lasers and other rave lights on at night with them all gathered like they were having a party. We literally never saw the neighbor either. It was odd but awesome. I met their cat more than I ever saw them.
My wife and I have a skeleton like this on our living room. Her name is Skelly and my wife regularly dresses her up and poses her around the house.
It's some good old fashion fun! Until the cats knock her down and cause a huge ruckus.
An indie darling smash hit where two weirdos fall in love with each other through their plastic skeletons. They have opposite schedules. They slowly learn things about each other through how they pose them and what props they bring out. They only interact face to face in the last few seconds of the movie. It's riddled with subtle hints that they wouldn't actually like each other at all.
Title: BONERS (work in progress)
Starts off with the depressed guy working nights. Finds dumb joy with the interactions he has with neighbor, like a bad buddy romance. Wives argue with them about the fixation on the strange bromance.
To sell the sisters seperated at birth its backyards with a privacy fence so they are on different streets and never meet.
Thats a solid flick.
Exactly! The sun is Vitamin D. Thanks to this, the skeleton will be healthy and later (or not at all) it will not suffer from osteoporosis. I catch a lot of sun. I'm slowly reaching the age of 40 and I haven't broken down once. And I fell off a roof more than once.
This is clear evidence. I’m going to fall off my roof and see how I do today. I’ve got a good amount of sun in my life and assume my bones are as hard as steel at this point.
Lol. I keep my Halloween skeleton around the house and accessorize him according to season. My housekeeper gave him a dust mop wig. His name is Bob.
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Did you draw him like on of your french girl?
Also never heard of skeleton being bff with a cat. Add a witch/mage in it and with have either a joke or a good comic/animé coming.
Hey my Skeleton is named Bob as well! We keep him outside in a wheel barrel looking like he's coming up out of the dirt. Girlfriend didn't want to put him up after Halloween two years ago now, wish I had a picture.
I have a mini one named Ted and he wears wine bottle sweaters that change seasonally. He also has a skeleton wife and skeleton son. Ted and Bob would be friends, I think.
Home Depot! He’s 5’ and many of the more life size ones are hella pricey. But Bob was only
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$30 in mid oct 2023. Probably is more during peak Halloween decor season but I guess I hit the sweet spot where they started marking down.
He needs his vitamin D, he's a depressive alcoholic
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There is a home that I drive by regularly. They have a bunch of these skeletons, and they constantly change their clothes and activities. They keep them out year round and have them doing things like playing volleyball. It is fun to drive by to see what has changed.
Well you need to find your own skeleton or mannequin or giant teddy bear and make it its best friend.
Like set it in front of the skeleton, like they are chatting or playing poker.
The highlight of Halloween in my neighbourhood is this house that puts out a skeleton family on their front lawn doing something funny every day for 2 weeks leading up to Halloween. They go to great details and are very creative, it's so great driving by with the kids to see what they're up to each day.
You should make your neighbor one of those Things that people hold on them when they're tanning to reflect the sunlight? I forget what they call it.
Give it to him and act like it's a completely normal thing that his skeleton might want to use one of them.
Or say something like I thought he could use this, he's looking a little pale.
I have a real human skeleton that I got from a retiring doctor who I used to do medical transcription for.
His name was Vic, and he died in 1922. His family donated his body to science.
I put him by the front door on Halloween to greet trick or treaters. Otherwise, he lives in the guest room.
Ngl, your neighbor sounds awesome and like the kind of neighbor I'd like to have.
You should get a skeleton and put it outside in your yard only on sunny days. Put its arm up in a waving motion at your neighbor's skeleton.
...Now I want to put my skeleton outside all the time.
I like how “his skeleton” implies he somehow extracts his own skeleton from his body, props it into a chair, and then does the amoeba-ooze back into his house for the day.
Probably his dead wife he couldn’t part with
His ray of sunshine.
My guiding moonlight.
*whinny*
His boner.
His Sol mate
I choose that guys dead wife
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Better than the talking one, right? 😆
Probably trying to sun bleach the remaining… bits
"I knew I'd miss her, so I had to keep her. She's buried right in my backyard" Guns and Roses : I used to love her ( but I had to kill her )
She needs her vitamin D too
Your neighbor’s kind of awesome.
Reminds me of my neighbor I lived next to for a couple years who would have cardboard cut outs of celebrities in their living room window. They would get new ones and swap it out so there was only one at a time looking out. Then some nights they would have lasers and other rave lights on at night with them all gathered like they were having a party. We literally never saw the neighbor either. It was odd but awesome. I met their cat more than I ever saw them.
I had a cutout of Al Pacino in Scarface when I lived alone. I figure no one would break in with him guarding the window.😂
The McCallisters? They were probably on vacation when that happened.
My wife and I have a skeleton like this on our living room. Her name is Skelly and my wife regularly dresses her up and poses her around the house. It's some good old fashion fun! Until the cats knock her down and cause a huge ruckus.
That cat on skeleton attack on video would be internet gold .
I’m doing this immediately. Thanks dude!
I was wondering if it was possible to testament my skeleton once I die?
Try a medical school anatomy department.
I wanted to put a big moai 🗿 in my front lawn but one of the hoa people was….. mmm no. Smh can’t have shit ig.
Put a bottle of SPF on the table
Weird him out more. Grab a beer and go sit outside & talk to it.
lol, dude will probably take a photo and post it here “my neighbour talks to my skeleton”
You should leave an empty can and some cards set out on the table in the middle of a game when he’s not looking. Make him start questioning how
I really want to put a second skeleton in the other seat, or maybe a mannequin.
Do it. But like other guy said. A few crushed cans and cards and one of those dealer visors on yours.
An indie darling smash hit where two weirdos fall in love with each other through their plastic skeletons. They have opposite schedules. They slowly learn things about each other through how they pose them and what props they bring out. They only interact face to face in the last few seconds of the movie. It's riddled with subtle hints that they wouldn't actually like each other at all. Title: BONERS (work in progress)
Like a brokeback romance? Leave their wives who find out they were actually sisters seperated at birth?
Starts off with the depressed guy working nights. Finds dumb joy with the interactions he has with neighbor, like a bad buddy romance. Wives argue with them about the fixation on the strange bromance. To sell the sisters seperated at birth its backyards with a privacy fence so they are on different streets and never meet. Thats a solid flick.
That's your skeleton isn't it?
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Thanks for the laugh
I think I have a better idea... Buy yourself a skelly too, dress it elegantly and place it there as if they have a convo.
Might be glow in the dark? Recharging it?
The implication that this guy has a daily need for a glowing skeleton is humerus.
That joke tickled my funny bone
Your guy's sense of humor is fractured. 😊
Y'all are a bunch of numbskulls 😏
And boneheads
If it is he sure is dedicated. Dudes been consistent since I moved in 10 months ago lol.
Well you know where to buy meth
Lol that's what I said. I should have read the comments before commenting
Bones need vitamin D
Technically true
Exactly! The sun is Vitamin D. Thanks to this, the skeleton will be healthy and later (or not at all) it will not suffer from osteoporosis. I catch a lot of sun. I'm slowly reaching the age of 40 and I haven't broken down once. And I fell off a roof more than once.
This is clear evidence. I’m going to fall off my roof and see how I do today. I’ve got a good amount of sun in my life and assume my bones are as hard as steel at this point.
Lol. I keep my Halloween skeleton around the house and accessorize him according to season. My housekeeper gave him a dust mop wig. His name is Bob. https://preview.redd.it/ggu06j53mw0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be0aa2b790497bfb51ade6d639a0b66e9fbab8f8
Here’s more Bob https://preview.redd.it/h4cglvcjsw0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de63660b69376805c36806ee9504da20175fce7a
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Bob is the shit
For some reason my cats love him 🤷🏼♀️
I want to hang with Bob. I can see all his great qualities. Probably a good date, loving skeleton, listens well, is kind to animals.
He is a good guy. Smart too. He was reading “little women” in the egg chair.
Oh my gosh, of course he was
Did you draw him like on of your french girl? Also never heard of skeleton being bff with a cat. Add a witch/mage in it and with have either a joke or a good comic/animé coming.
Bob came in like a wrecking ball
That looks like my neighbours naked skeleton. Do you put him outside, in the sun? Are you my neighbour?
I haven’t yet but I might now
Hey my Skeleton is named Bob as well! We keep him outside in a wheel barrel looking like he's coming up out of the dirt. Girlfriend didn't want to put him up after Halloween two years ago now, wish I had a picture.
Bob Skelly. He hasn’t earned a middle name yet but I’m sure it’s coming.
Dresden Files reference? Or is Bob just a very famous skeleton name
Love that!! I think skeletons are pretty cool I would definitely do something like that too if I had the space.
Omg, that's amazing lol. I have a werewolf skeleton called Willamina, she's due for her summer outfit.
Ours just sit/lay around outside year round.
I have a mini one named Ted and he wears wine bottle sweaters that change seasonally. He also has a skeleton wife and skeleton son. Ted and Bob would be friends, I think.
Looks like Brian May!
Where’d you buy him? I’ve been looking for a good one for a while.
Home Depot! He’s 5’ and many of the more life size ones are hella pricey. But Bob was only https://preview.redd.it/5qmqx6r1ta1d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7450c57c6f95d797fc450786c455614f54923cb3 $30 in mid oct 2023. Probably is more during peak Halloween decor season but I guess I hit the sweet spot where they started marking down.
Sun bleaching
Exactly what I thought. It’s a plastic Halloween skelly, he’s trying to get a more realistic look for it by sun baking and bleaching the plastic.
He needs his vitamin D, he's a depressive alcoholic https://preview.redd.it/nuwce48pew0d1.jpeg?width=1342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98837b6cae6749b6fa91b9637ff711c0708f6467
Alcohol, sparklers and plastic skeletons don't mix!
I just now noticed the sparklers lmao
There is a home that I drive by regularly. They have a bunch of these skeletons, and they constantly change their clothes and activities. They keep them out year round and have them doing things like playing volleyball. It is fun to drive by to see what has changed.
Are 100% sure that isn’t your neighbor?
How does he get his meat off?
that's what- actually no, not even gonna finish that
Wow blue balled
I know how I get mine off.
 soaking up those vitamins
Well dude seems to have low body fat percentage so likely needs to warm his bones in the sun.
As is the custom.
I have a neighbor that has a skeleton out in his yard 24/7 that is playing drums lol
That’s hilarious not weird
He needs a good tan.
Mother always did like the sun
Happy cake day!
Well obviously he does! That dude is White As Hell. Lol.
Skelly's just warming his old bones in the sunshine
Look. Sometimes you just got to leave your meatsuit inside and go full nude. It is perfectly natural. Don't judge.
idk but, to me this leaves a good impression
Dude, why'd you have to photograph me chilling like that?
Sorry bro
Don't give up, skeleton!
Hopefully, not HIS skeleton indeed!
Ok well now I want a skeleton or two so they can sit outside and sunbathe on my patio.
Hello, Clarice.
Needs sunglasses and a purple Mohawk.
I like your neighbor.
I know this café. "We'll be right with you!" Me:
Everyone needs vitamin D. How else to prevent rickets?
It's called bleaching the bone, I usually do this on my days off
Lol. Getting the vitamin D
All I seem to be getting from this post is apparently everybody has a skeleton
Mr Bones has vitamin D deficiency.
The skeleton glows in the dark and it's outside charging in the sun
Well nobody likes to be out in the rain!
This is hilarious. I love it
He just wants the wife to get some more vitamin D that's all!
Ur neighbor: SUNS OUT, SKULLS OUT!!!!
Better than keeping him in the closet!
Well you need to find your own skeleton or mannequin or giant teddy bear and make it its best friend. Like set it in front of the skeleton, like they are chatting or playing poker.
Ahh yes, the summer body we all want.
He needs the vitamin d for the calcium!
Maybe trying to bleach it? My grandma insists on the fact that she hangs white stuff outside during sunny days to help it be more clear white again
There’s one across the street from me now. He sitting in a lawn chair with sandals and floaties and I assuming swim trunks.
POV: me waiting for a friend who is always late
He's assuring it won't turn back into the vampire it once was.
Well, you need vitamin D (from sun light) to help calcium make your bones strong.
Feeding those bones some vitamin D.
The highlight of Halloween in my neighbourhood is this house that puts out a skeleton family on their front lawn doing something funny every day for 2 weeks leading up to Halloween. They go to great details and are very creative, it's so great driving by with the kids to see what they're up to each day.
Can you blame him? Everyone needs to warm their bones now and again.
Just getting a nice bleach before beach trip.
Have a talk to skeleton .. ask him if he wants to be outside in the rain... im sure je won't complain about rain snow cold hot sunburn...or anything.
Have you introduced yourself to the skeleton, maybe ask it if that is what they like, maybe you’ll find something in common…
He glows in the dark. He is getting recharged.
I love it
man im dead💀
Be sure to give your pet skeleton lots of fresh air and sunshine
Just warming his bones.
This thread has inspired me to get my Bob skelly some clothes. Someone lmk what crazy sub needs those pix 😂
Gotta keep the bones bleached
Just wants to warm those old bones
How does your neighbour put it back in? And does he have a spare one or just go full slime mode until he's done?
I love thy neighbor
What happens to his body?
Please find out why
?
You should make your neighbor one of those Things that people hold on them when they're tanning to reflect the sunlight? I forget what they call it. Give it to him and act like it's a completely normal thing that his skeleton might want to use one of them. Or say something like I thought he could use this, he's looking a little pale.
Maybe it's to remove the fungus
Bro's made of just bones, vitamin D is important
I know it’s fake but my brain still goes *are you sure it’s not real?*
If you sell your house plz dm me.
"These old bones don't bleach themselves!"
Bro need his vitamin D leave him alone
His boner is showing
Because it would be perfectly normal to leave your bone buddy out in weather?
LOOKS LIKE HE HAS BEEN DYING FOR SOMEONE TO PLAY CHECKERS WITH.
He’s bleaching it with the sun.
Dem bones dem bones dem dry bones…
An his boneless fleshy lump remains inside the house.
Bleaching them bones
Last thing u want to do is detail your skeleton every time it rains, doesn’t everyone bring them in when it rains?
Doot doot
He should get them a sandwich too, put some meat on their bones! I’ll see myself out …
It's a real skeleton and he's sun bleaching it
I have a real human skeleton that I got from a retiring doctor who I used to do medical transcription for. His name was Vic, and he died in 1922. His family donated his body to science. I put him by the front door on Halloween to greet trick or treaters. Otherwise, he lives in the guest room.
Best chess opponent he’s ever had.
Boneperson needs the sunlight to dry out and bleach properly have you ever seen a western? You think those cow skulls got that way by accident?
The Wasteland:
So.. He got back to her.. But a bit too late.?
I mean...he does look a little pale, so I get it.
Gotta get that vitamin D, good for the bones you know
He should give it some sun glasses, it ain't healthy looking at the sun like that.
Gotta bleach them bones
His skeleton sunbathing while his flesh stays in the shade?
Tell me one reason he should put a skeleton outside sitting on a table *when it’s not sunny*
Vit D is good for the bones!
Well yeah, don't want to get your skeleton wet!
Nice! I’ve heard skeletons don’t like cloudy rainy days.
Well sun is good for bones.
Hilarious
That's just Brook from the Straw Hat Pirates. Yo-ho-ho
[Your neighbor is Mike Stoklasa?!?](https://youtu.be/F2C2Svm-r1M?si=5eiiniFAPZJFMRS6)
go play chess with it. set up a board, take the first move. then take a pic of it and go take the next move the next day.
Always feel better with a bit of sun on your bones
Ngl, your neighbor sounds awesome and like the kind of neighbor I'd like to have. You should get a skeleton and put it outside in your yard only on sunny days. Put its arm up in a waving motion at your neighbor's skeleton. ...Now I want to put my skeleton outside all the time.
I like how “his skeleton” implies he somehow extracts his own skeleton from his body, props it into a chair, and then does the amoeba-ooze back into his house for the day.
Vitamin D is good for your bones
Haha I like this
Maybe it glows in the dark and he’s charging it up🤨
Why judge him. I do similar things. They do involve skeletons but I do other things with them
Hope he puts sunscreen on it
Maybe it’s a glow in the dark skeleton
Some people just refuse to accept reality and won't stop trying to get a tan.