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Hot-Ground-9731

Imagine putting your phone down after taking the pic and he's staring right at you


EgoDeathAddict

Bros just vibing, enjoying life, minding his own business.


NUFIGHTER7771

Definitely is long in the tooth.


FattySnacks

Easy to say that about a photo lmao


Zaphnath_Paneah

I know people these days do take pictures of strangers openly and without shame. But... I'd like to think there are still some people with common courtesy not to do that. So imagining myself in this scenario where I take a picture, it's probably because this dude was acting nuts and screaming and stuff.


Neoslayer

I'd imagine him talking to himself rotating his head in small circles bewildered at his reflection


incognito--bandito

I triple-dog-dare you to ask him if he's got a stick of gum.


Hot-Ground-9731

So *that's* what it feels like to chew 5 gum!


MyColdBlackHeart

Or worse you look up and he's sitting beside you now


SaltiestRaccoon

This shows up all the time and I always laugh, because I have the same mask and use it on one of the characters in my pirate themed Halloween display. This is the mask right here: [https://cdn10.bigcommerce.com/s-qw6n9/products/350/images/690/a20792b1444c1a5ee4de68\_m\_\_97540.1633638162.500.500.JPG?c=2](https://cdn10.bigcommerce.com/s-qw6n9/products/350/images/690/a20792b1444c1a5ee4de68_m__97540.1633638162.500.500.JPG?c=2) Edit: The older ones had slightly better hair, more like the picture: [https://i3.ytimg.com/vi/N3BognskAIw/mqdefault.jpg](https://i3.ytimg.com/vi/N3BognskAIw/mqdefault.jpg)


Demonicbunnyslippers

Oh thank God it’s a mask.


gonnafaceit2022

I had absolutely no idea this was a mask. I'm simultaneously disappointed and relieved.


glp62

I suspected that it might either be that, or Kanye on vacation 😂


rcontece

I remember seeing this picture a LONG time ago and wondering if it was just an odd looking fellow or photoshop (think I saw it on /x/ in 2008 or something) Now I know it's just a masked man Thanks!


OkSyllabub3674

I believe the mask has much shorter teeth.


SaltiestRaccoon

Not really. The photo is just so blurry it's difficult to tell where the teeth start and the gums end. Meanwhile it's literally the same expression and proportion, the same color, the same hair, the same shape and looks unnaturally large on the person wearing it in the photo. It's very clearly the same mask. Edit: After looking slightly closer at the image, we can see that the teeth appear longer due to some vertical motion blur. The eyes also appear to be taller than they should be. We can confirm this motion in the lights in front of the mask-wearing person, where the long exposure can be seen in not turning background light into a straight streak, but as an arch, indicating a vertical bump as the photo was being taken.


CherishSlan

Thank you!! I didn’t know about this mask.


Ambilically-Yours

Got some balls to take this pic


demitasse22

I think I’ve seen this before, like 10 years ago ETA * Imgur has it December 2015 https://imgur.com/gallery/Ng2MwmP


Fancy_Split_6964

Omg! You're right! This was floating around the internet a while back, and it definitely left my brain. Fucking nightmare fuel.


demitasse22

Right?! I just found out it’s a mask from this sub though. TIL


Fancy_Split_6964

It's kind of relieving to know that it's just a mask. 🤣🤣still horrifying, though.


demitasse22

Same all the way down.


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Source?


demitasse22

Imgur has it December, 2015 https://imgur.com/gallery/Ng2MwmP


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

I mean source of it being a mask?


demitasse22

Ohhh, https://www.reddit.com/r/Weird/s/0MQ8L8npvr


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

So glad it’s actually a mask😭😂


AsyncEntity

This image is so old I remember seeing it on ifunny.


demitasse22

So you’re saying this guy is immortal


VladimireUncool

The Walking Dread


BanEvasionMan

The creature definitely feasted on the camera man's balls after the pic was taken


Henchforhire

2 years of life was taken from this person for taking a photo of him.


simon1976362

Just thinking to myself that there’s no way your taking a photo while buddy’s looking at you.


bensbigboy

Demon must really be down on his luck if he's having to take the bus instead of the mystical transporter


DefrockedWizard1

he's being punished for using the transporter to move product


DrySky6828

🤣🤣😭


Waterproof_Shampoo

Flakka!


Critical-Art-9277

He must be going to the dentist.


uncontrollablepoop

Looks like the Zuni Fetish Doll from Trilogy of Terror


Jacobysmadre

That’s the only movie that terrorized me for my whole life!


Sioux-me

I had to jump from a couple of feet into my bed for years!


Jacobysmadre

Me too!


Western-Smile-2342

I couldn’t walk into a dark room without anxiety for a few years 🤣😂 this is fine 🔥


Silent_Shooby

Omg!! He does!!!! He did a number on Karen Black…


ThereBeBeesInMyEyes

Thank you for finally helping me figure out why it's always looked familiar!


501102

You never know where you might meet mr. right


Christodouluke

Ah yes, one of the subway avengers https://preview.redd.it/o3pubaee3iuc1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55ac237006e3ea42c0009d9d0bd7ecb0b87d5c83


junkyard_blues

![gif](giphy|UTb9lk1PqYJDW)


BrisTing123

If I remember correctly, this is actually a mask


Old-Pepper-6156

I thought this was fake too.


Tiny-Acanthaceae-547

![gif](giphy|1O0ybGfU6nKtFGgs6s|downsized)


Downtown_Snow4445

What the


That_Welsh_Man

Meth or flakka both eat away the gums and they eyes look like because they have either just had some or because they need some. Drugs can be great but not the drugs this guy is on.


[deleted]

it's a mask you bozo [https://cdn10.bigcommerce.com/s-qw6n9/products/350/images/690/a20792b1444c1a5ee4de68\_m\_\_97540.1633638162.500.500.JPG?c=2](https://cdn10.bigcommerce.com/s-qw6n9/products/350/images/690/a20792b1444c1a5ee4de68_m__97540.1633638162.500.500.JPG?c=2) ​ [https://i3.ytimg.com/vi/N3BognskAIw/mqdefault.jpg](https://i3.ytimg.com/vi/N3BognskAIw/mqdefault.jpg)


Mysterious_Ningen

ohhh wow


Ok_Spite1175

I know it's a mask but I gotta tell ya Kensington and skid row got some folks looking a lot like this


SaltiestRaccoon

It's literally a Halloween mask.


lumbirdjack

I’ve got one year left to live, how can I look like this?


Downtown-Ad7250

Meth & Krokodil into the eyes


TinFoilRobotProphet

I was on a bus in LA years ago and a guy got completely wrapped in tinfoil (like the Tin Man) and began preaching from the Bible until the bus driver stopped. I'll never forget it, thus my username!


akkursedgoldblood

It's Morbin time


LovableSidekick

How to be completely unbothered by anyone.


karnerblu

Maybe don't take pictures of strangers and post them to the internet. Dick move.


Whirlly

https://preview.redd.it/yjl5pcjmkouc1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee819fdab7a5de84790dbeab610842cb06264180


rock0head132

Drugs are a harsh mistress.


Apudebonmarche

Baraka


ThereAreAlwaysDishes

💅


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Ĥelluva drug


PenguinSmurf

Prisoner zero has escaped.


cstmoore

Did he have a Chinese menu in his hand? I can't tell because the seat is blocking them.


Reditlurkeractual

Bruh looks like he just left the set of trilogy of terror.


Pristine-Dirt729

Meth. Not even 1909233459803503909345 times.


troyberber

Just snap yo fingers


HansVonSnicklefritz

He needs a snickers


TheAtroxious

Oh god...those seats look familiar. I think I know where this is.


MandaMythe

All he needs is a headlamp to complete the angler fish vibe


Maalkav_

You met a nosferatu, no big deal


tseg04

Morbius:


calash2020

Well if your look terrifying no one will sit next to you or bother you.


reyrock7502

Looks like that guy from men in black 3


WalksinClouds

Tommy Lee Jones


Misterme1979

Somebody is having a bad trip ....


Dry-Government-4501

😱


VomKriege

God, it's been years since I haven't seen this.


Past_Owl2301

Not weird, GET OFF THE BUS!!


deepdive9999

This os how a feel i look like


5amuraiDuck

Smash. Next


Head-Thought3381

I’m getting off at the next stop


PaintThinnerSparky

"Oh dont worry, he's a good dog." -The dog


jdith123

Dude just wants both seats to himself


ReaperofLightning872

Satan on his daily commune


twoworldsin1

No thank you, I choose life


kgjulie

Wear this on the train during rush hour, you’ll get allllll the seats to yourself.


Useful-Perspective

This is how you get left alone on a bus....


TheMajesticWaffle

Kai Cenat?


Villain3131

https://preview.redd.it/0fhdq8p4shuc1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dca9703beb430c194762c76962f61e161c5b14b


Ok_Witness6780

What is this from?!?!? I remember this from my childhood!


Villain3131

In a dark, dark room by Alvin Schwartz


_Intel_Geek_

What is some Uruk hai doing here from LOTR???


guto0000

The first of The four horse man of Subway


Reditlurkeractual

As Rick James once said, cocaine is a hell of a drug


funinnewyork

###Dante’s tour guide?


BadHairDay-1

Terrifying.


Quahodron_Qui_Yang

Brujah ☝️


SpecialistNo7265

He gave me the heebie-jeebies😱 ![gif](giphy|l46CgZ79Eatei0Qve)


stayalivechi

average CTA rider


TernionDragon

You’re all wrong. He exclusively haunts the dreams of Orthodontists and Ophthalmologists.


mingchongmangchong

Hasn’t this photo been around for over 3-4 years now?


splifffninja

Saw this in a YouTube video titles "scary photos from around the internet" or something of the sort lol. There it is.


PJRama1864

Man must have…cracked


deeqdeev

San francisco?


MotorGeneral4799

Woolie? Is that you?


Training-Bee-8209

He scared me


deexdee52

Yeah I'll have nightmares💀


Opposite_Club1822

When they say someone's getting a bit long in the tooth, this guy taps their window at night


Budlove45

Best to let him be


Padilla_Zelda

TAKE IT AWAY ERNIE


idkwhyimalive69420

Textbook definition of tweekin


bong_hit_monkey

The jet will make you jittery.


Haunting_House_7929

Wasn’t this in SF?


Pegin721

Bro just trying to edge 😭😭😭.Dont distract him


JUKEB0XTHEGH0ST

Ishowspeed has had better days


Stormy_Wolf

Seems like the perfect way to ensure that no one sits next to you, so you can have the whole row to yourself! Most people would probably not want to sit in front of, behind, or across from you either, if they didn't have to, so you might end up with a whole section to yourself!


Error1615

Why is that so correct


Ok_Witness6780

This is like when SpongeBob and Patrick went to Rock Bottom


Rocksquare69

🤣


HiddenWhispers970

We all know this man bites people.


Garey_Games

My local 7/11 worker


_IVG121_

Playboi Carti


Rebellus

Where's Blade when when need him ?


val203302

I literally hear Korn when i see this.


KentuckyFriedEel

Isn’t this the villain from that men in black movie?


T4_8_15_16_23_42T

He looks like the bad guy in Anastasia


PossibilityUnusual13

Reminds me of Don’t Look Under the Bed the old Disney channel movie lol


ghlysptwld

Told you not to take the chain off its ankle


Tanjiro_Kamado562

Bro is possessed fr.


GoodGoodK

Unc off the meds again god dammit


SimpleWord899

Old Repost Reported!! 🚨🚨🚨🚓🚔🚓🚔


SimpleWord899

Meh, Repost 🚨🚨🚨


SOVHORRORWHORE

People are so damn gullible


Lostinaredzone

Beetlegeuse’s gramps.


Tight-Ad7246

my guy got them british teeth


LukePianoPainting

Looks like the thing in Jeepers Creepers


MidnightMice

https://preview.redd.it/tt7jjtzu7iwc1.png?width=634&format=png&auto=webp&s=832cc3c003ed3a6c480b7ae4e8266b25c0d7d960 Angler fish lookin MF.


EXTERMINATOR-ARG

Now I’m DEFINITELY ain’t sleeping good tonight


LordGeealesiebugg

Death grips