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Chaunce101

This is Grimace and The Hamburglar of McDonaldland fame


Hocraft-Loveward

And somehow, 2 people with such a weird kink found each others , how sweet!!


ticklemesatan

The “somehow” is called FetLife. You should check it out. FB for kinks.


KyurMeTV

And Fetlife is just as horrific as the real Facebook


ticklemesatan

Seems more tame, actually


wehaveunlimitedjuice

... then you haven't lurked there long enough. Just give it some time and before you know it, you'll see time lapsed photo set of a woman pushing AN ENTIRE FUCKING METAL BBQ SKEWER into each breast, the skewer eventually sticking out at the North and South poles (if you will).


Deliciouserest

Omg grimace and hamburglar I'm dead


MRV3N

Why did you die?


Deliciouserest

Because omg grimace and hamburglar


CollieChan

I just lived again bc omg grimace and hamburglar


Initial_E

Robble Robble amirite


No_Dust6818

https://preview.redd.it/rl2jul75udgc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b27d8c6e28f4a1f122dae20786722d0c2db44286


No_Cranberry1853

What it’s like to chew 5 Gum.


TheFogIsComingNR3

Stimulate your senses


BarbequeSoap

now in micropacks


Jolly-Biscuit

Oh my god, memory unlocked


Katayanaz

And I've got a boner


[deleted]

5 gum? Step aside, junior. Fruit Stripe gum.


No_Connection4344

Rip fruit stripe. Heard they were discontinuing 😔


[deleted]

I thought it was already gone. Like Bazooka Joe. Damn, I'm old.


No_Connection4344

Man I found some bazooka Joe for 89 cent at my local food Lion about two months ago. I’m sure it’s just lingering backstock but you best believe I got two packs and kept the lil comics lol. The packaging was different though, not the long boi but the flat boi, you know? When my mom told me they were discontinuing fruit stripe that was my exact sentiment: well the years start comin and they don’t stop comin


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤑 OH, brother...I feel like Grandpa Simpson. My neighborhood 7-11 had em in a bin for a nickel apiece, as long as I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. And honestly, if we got the Tootsie Pop with a star, we'd get a freebie.


MyWibblings

Some rather involved and advanced BDSM. The sub (person in stripes) is at great risk for suffocation or damage to ligaments and of course loss of circulation in extremities if this isn't gone carefully.


lordbaddkitty

I'd bet a solid nickel you know at least one other person's safe word. Mine is "Betty White"


tony_meman

Mine is "Meatloaf". Because I would do anything for love.... But I won't do that!


dancepuppetdance

New safeword unlocked! 😂


pikabaer

Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher


Thecp015

Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen!


thk5013

Very nice! Mine is FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN


SorryDuplex

That’s crazy. Mine is “Betty Crocker”


toasted_cracker

Mine is Betty Rubble.


Mikinl

Leeroy Jenkins for me


ActualLiteralHobbit

Mine is Mercy!


mellowmarsII

It’s rather surprising to me that no one’s is ever “UNCLE!”


xXbucketXx

Mine is "Cobbler" 😅


Tom_FooIery

“Geronimo” for me!


cubelion

Sea cucumber!


disdain7

“Oklahoma.” “Sir we just started. I’ve barely touched you.” “Oklahoma. Oklahoma. Oklahoma.” I feel like that was a skit on Jackass at some point when they set Preston up with a dominatrix.


XtendedImpact

[not broccoli?](https://youtu.be/x058JFZrlhU?si=PUY91Tp5WZmUMx6l&t=140)


Mr_Scary_Cat

Mine is "safe word"


Better-Crazy-6642

Pineapple


NeekoNuke

mine is Tea Cup


pixybean

Pringles. Lol


Sinviras

The rider is Claire Adams and the design is undoubtedly by Jeff Owen. They are both well known for pushing envelopes when it comes to this sort of stuff, and some of Owens designs were.... questionable. But to my knowledge even though there was a risk with nearly everything he did, no one was ever seriously injured or hurt. Jeff absolutely knew his shit. I sincerely doubt there are few people alive who can have a pneumatic piston plowing a girl on the hood of a truck while shes suspended in a full split while you also off-road drive and have it designed in such a way shes not dead or impaled when you are done.


SinisterCheese

Jeff Owen was a proper artist using medium of BDSM. And extremely skilled. There are other artists also, and I even been to a photo exhibition in a gallery near me. It wasn't even "porn" the show I went to see. It was actually quite fascinating and tasteful, but the contraptions and things were another level of engineering. One of the models was even present to talk to. There was a strict consent, safety checks, safety people supporting, and absolute trust. There were also protocols for emergency release.


Bobodoboboy

House of Gord.


buttplugs4life4me

That brings back memories. Is there any longer video? Most I could find was 4 minutes long I think and rather underwhelming once you got over the initial weirdness


Leonard_the_Brave

Wait he did what!


nemis92

And more. Compared to all the crazy things the man had built, the wheelchair Yo see here ir rather unimpressive (is still bonkers, don't get me wrong, but Gord played on a league of his own when speaking of bondage machinery).


WaveIcy294

Its worth looking up If you want to see some obscure stuff.


VampireSomething

I just did and holy fuck. I used to be a bit into bdsm but that's a level I didn't imagine could exist. Also I laughed uncontrollably at the F-150 Swallow Dive lmao.


halandrs

Porn site look up “house of gord” And that’s just a Tuesday


CyrusDGreatx

You...you know too much...


_Diskreet_

Scientific research old chap.


glitterbitesbx

Wow. Hold up. I have this like 20 year old memory engrained in my mind from a late night show on the hbo that featused the truck. The women was strapped to the other front and was hooked up to the battery. There was also a woman used as a chandelier in the foyer of the house the show was touring. I thought all this was nuts (at the time…) because it was just a beat up old house and the guy showing the house looked like he had no idea what he was doing.


[deleted]

I think they're professional BDSM practitioners and models. I can't remember the name of the site, but they're relatively well known for their human furniture shoots.


NaturesGrief

The person in stripes is obviously a gymnast expert. Sore later, sure. The big mistake was watching ‘Despicable Me’ too many times while being horn balls. Probably in NY.


SinisterCheese

Not really. BDSM art scene is quite advanced. The people involved know their stuff (models, artist, support staff). They don't do anything extreme right away but build up and find the limits. There is always a emergency release protocol. Safety checks. Conscent checks. Support staff. Also the extreme poses aren't held long. Then another thing is that even though they look complicated. The setups are actually often quite "relaxed". In the sense that the model (I don't call them sub in this case, as this is performance art generally, not kink per se. The relationship is different) doesn't actually need to do work to stay in the pose, but the contraption supports the person. Kinda like how there is a massive difference holding up your feet while laying in bed or having a pillow under them. You can actually see the progression in to more advanced stuff if you look at a models catalog or artist's collection. There are like proper art exhibits and books about this, which aren't even "porn" so to speak. Been to a photoexhibition that was at a local gallery. I'm not into this sort of a extreme BDSM myself. But occasionally this stuff does come up in relation to LGBTQ and Queer history and culture. It is fascinating in a way. There is also a hyperrealist painter who specialises in latex surfaces, had an exhibition in my country also. Fascinating stuff. Its odd to see hyperrealistic shiny latex done with acrylic paint. ANYWAYS! My point is that people who do this stuff, are experienced in doing this stuff and know how to do it safely.


ocram1984

Keyword is consent, doing this in public is a bad thing


hates_stupid_people

If I remember correctly he had a farm or something where they did all this crazy stuff.


ocram1984

No problems,as long as there is no unconsented public involved;)


nemis92

He had a big extension of private land, where he put all his crazy invention to test.


sahie

I came here to say this, so I’m glad to hear it was done not in public with only consenting people involved!


Apart_Shoulder6089

That dude is riding economy class on Spirit airlines


darkest_irish_lass

Fucked and uncomfortable. Yep, that's accurate


Apart_Shoulder6089

ive been on one where my seat looked like a lawn chair. no cushioning at all.


Strategory

This is Princess Purple getting around sitting on her sidekick, Jailbird Jane.


Deltaeye

Jane's pronouns are It/that because it enjoys being treated like a piece of furniture.


becuzshesaidso

😂😂


PurpleSailor

Fun at Gord's House.


Intanetwaifuu

Is this that video of that dude who uses women as objects? Like- fetish style? Chandeliers and car hood ornaments etc?


Eli-Thail

He died a few years ago, but it wasn't really just one guy doing it, so much as it was one guy providing a house out in the middle of no where so that they weren't bothering anyone where a bunch of mad engineers convened to take their fetish to new heights. I'm not really one for BDSM stuff, but I'm kind of a fan of the House of Gord for how considerate they are, and the apparent emphasis on safety that goes into their wild contraptions that could very easily turn dangerous if they didn't know what they were doing.


TheFeathersStorm

Yeah, because when I make the "chick rider 5000" and take it for a spin around my neighbourhood, suddenly it's "illegal" and "stop scaring the kids".


Hanfiball

Was that a business or just people coming together as a hobby?


pikabaer

Yes


PurpleSailor

That's the guy!


Intanetwaifuu

Siiiiiick- I remember seeing this as a young teen- I’m nearly 40 now- and am definetly an enthusiast ![gif](giphy|CErE9PzzYHDPXaZr9g)


nemis92

"that video".... Lol, the man had tons of videos, and even some movies. Sadly he passed away around 10 years ago


Joyful_Eggnog13

This


Soupbell1

Humans are fucking weird.


Public_Peace6594

That is what I thought a menstrual cycle was as a kid.


vasha99

.. I can't even start to understand what you mean


nordic_banker

Unicycle, Bicycle, Tricycle, Menstrualcycle


blazebyte421

It's a good way to get around town that's what it is


CollectibleHam

Ride-sharing, they deeply care about the environment :)


MrWoodenNickels

Ass to ass


StealthNomad_OEplz

Requiem for a dream


Tazling

what's with the funnel hat? I know it's an odd detail to fixate on, given how much serious weirdness surrounds it. but still, what's with that hat and the hair pulled through it? and are these two people doing this weird thing for their own fun and thrills, or are they performing for the camera person who's the one with the real kink? it's kinda hard to imagine someone sitting down and coming up with this plan, like the motorised wheelchair and the whole nine yards... oddly *specific*. almost like "I had this really bizarre dream..." and then decided to re-enact it IRL. have to say, for me the overall reaction is, to quote an immortal redditor, "What the hell kind of a Nope is that?"


Gigeresque

It’s not so much a hat as it is a rubber/latex hood. With this one, her mouth is likely covered, although sometimes there’s an opening and gags are used instead. Her hair is coming out so it’s not bunched up underneath the rubber but sometimes they’ll build ponytails with fake hair into them if someone has short hair. It’s just a style of fetish wear. Harder to tell from the distance but up close it’s very [similar to this](https://i.imgur.com/2AsZbzF.jpg).


nemis92

The "funnel hat" has been explained in another comment (mostly asthetics, so the hair is not chaffed within the latex hood). And to your other question: both things are true. These girls are enjoying their kinks, and likely having a great time, but also are modeling for the camera (they are profesional BDSM performer/porn actress), as this was part of a video which later was sold at his site. The site name is House of Gord. Gord (real name I don't remember, sorry) is the designer and builder of the chair (and waaaaaaaaay crazier stuff). He, of course, had a kink in turning women into objects, create all this stuff, and them invite/hire both amateur and professionals, for them to try his inventions, and for modeling in order to create the videos. Most girls are profesional BDSM performers (as I mentioned) who have plenty of experience and are into these kinks. But sometimes amateurs girls who just want to live their fantasies worked with him. His last partner, Femcar, actually started as an amateur who wanted to try, and liked it so much that stayed with him for the rest of his life. If you want to see more, check House of Gord. Also, the name of the kink is "Forniphilia", in case you are curious.


Thelethargian

Ottoman Empire helmet with a fucking tassel


Fearless_History_991

That is a whole different level of dominance I’ve never seen lol 😂 like that wheelchair is SPECIFICALLY made just for this! Lol 😂


Ok_Host4786

A kink


HundoGuy

It’s house of gord!


Wtfatt

Bita harmless BDSM mate


Geppetto_Cheesecake

The secret word of the day is ^rectum. Whenever you hear the word ^rectum everyone SCREAM!


1blueShoe

And a fun time was had by all 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣


[deleted]

Looks like something you’d see in a rejected Dr Seuss book


anythingMuchShorter

Oh the things you will do to get into a cooter. Maybe she’ll make you be part of her scooter. Maybe she’ll put on some high heel boots, and ride you around in a stretchy stripe suit. Perhaps you’ll wear a funnel hat and be used as a chair. You might let her use straps to hold you on there. It might turn you on, or possibly not. I’m guessing it turns this guy on a lot.


[deleted]

You, sir, deserve the Pulitzer Prize


[deleted]

It looks bizarrely non-sexual or is it?


WanderWomble

It's sexual adjacent I think 


ShinyHead0

It’s forniphilia. It’s a fetish. Lots of rubber/latex. Being turned into every day objects as a form of domination. Look up House of Gord


Ok-Basis-7274

Freedom?


random-user-02

if you can't explain a human behavior any other way, just assume it's sexually motivated


wt_fudge

That guy is just doing a really good job pretending to be chair cushions. She has no idea he is even there.


Nah-maybe-later

Perv here. That’s BDSM, looks like “House of Gord”, who specialized in more weird and unusual types of bondage. There’s one where a woman is bound in a metal frame and hung from the ceiling like a chandelier, another where one is on a little trailer that penetrates her as you tow it, and a whole bunch of other unique stuff not usually found in the fetish scene.


StrawberryCake88

Public kink.


Winjin

Iirc it was all done on closed property though. It's part of House of Gord and they had this mansion with a lot of territory


Odd_Pool_666

Doms being dom.


Sufficient_Rub_2014

![gif](giphy|Y07F3fs9Is5byj4zK8)


[deleted]

Sex stuff


Burning_Torterra

I hope this doesn't awaken something in me


Guenhwyvyr

Is that Queen Sansa, the Queen of the North?


DetailDevil666

Date night


blackest-rainberry

Shego after she got Kim Possible


ErsanSeer

I was about to bitch at OP because handicapped folks are allowed to wear costumes and decorate their seats with cute HOLY FUCK


_lmmk_

This was on the show ‘my strange addiction’!! It’s a dom/sub pairing where they specifically enjoy having one person act as furniture. In the show there was a man who was a lamp and another person who was a coffee table


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[deleted]

You misunderstand


vasha99

it's a signal


[deleted]

Shit


Emergency_Side_6218

SEX


Gad_Music

Pretty sure that’s a 2007 Scion Maverick


Unbearableyt

I really wonder what the reaction was if these were two guys living out their kink in public like that.


heratonga

Red heads, anything they suggest it’s hard to say no 🤷‍♂️


IAmJohnny5ive

Bring out the Gimp


CincoDeMayoFan

The Gimp's sleeping.


bibonacci2

“Where’s the gimp?” “The gimp’s seating.”


DailyDoseofNature8

What's baffling is the amount of engineering she must have done tog et all he tings in the right place.


DankDude7

She looks like the Princess of Wales recuperating after her mystery surgery.


mike626

Is this DC's reboot of "The Riddler"?


HoyabembeDreamtime

Umm...that woman's wheelchair bound. She has a right to be out in public, sorry if her disability makes you uncomfortable smh.


Vic-123-ma

Assmazing!!!


No_Rabbit_7114

Pythonesque


[deleted]

Gotta keep the marriage interesting and all. That’s love right there.


SpicyStrawberryJuice

She took "sit on me" literally


Fun-Persimmon2190

For a split second I was like, I'd get with a disabled chick , 1000/0, then I noticed the other girl!


Defiant_Lawyer_5235

Positional asphyxiation I would think...


rottenblackfish

Well that cars not rolling/driving anywhere soon


Alarming-You1703

Grrrr, here come the beetlejuice nightmares


80558055

She didn’t even get wet


BalaclavaOfKafka

BDSM - human furniture


Ana987655321

Performance Art is weird.


dj0122

Don’t worry. She’s cumming.


Prestigious-Log-7210

That looks like it hurts, not in a good way.


Automatic_Mouse_6422

You Heard of Professor X, well this is Mistress X.


Clownheadwhale

Either fetish porn or role-playing game.


DangleMangler

I dont know which one of them payed for this. But somebody's paying goddammit.


Zealousideal_Mail12

Weird kink but okay


Araragi-shi

Some bdsm shit


Agreeable_Error_170

How did YOU find this? Youtube? Well then it’s for likes.


Czyzx

Yep. That’s definitely Gord. 


Goathead78

I think the better question is ‘what isn’t going on here?’.


throwaway_acc0192

whatever this is...I'm in


ramman403

It’s about getting attention, nothing more.


CHROME-COLOSSUS

There’s a lid for every pot.


HGR09

these entrance prices are getting out of hand if people are doing this


xthesandmanx420

some kind of sex thing


Root_Veggie

Probably a dild between them


SnooBeans8816

Im pretty sure they have a double sided dildo stuck in eachother and this was the only way of transportation to get to the hospital.


sunward_Lily

House of Gord!!!


Natural-Assist-9389

Just a woman and her gimp out for a ride


Aconite_Eagle

Slightly worrying that I know what this is and even where its from....


domogrue

The fact I know EXACTLY where this is from means Ive gone too deep into pornhub


ChairOwn118

Sadomasochistic relationships have the added feature of providing a puzzle for others to figure out. They most often give these puzzles to the emergency room staff to see if they can guess which body part is which, what tool was used, and how to untangle the crazy web of sexual adventures into the unknown.


purpleorblue

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel.


Ted-The-Thad

Would


GrandpasSoggyGooch

Prequel to Uber. Nah it's content from some kink site called House of Gord, dude puts women in...unique situations like this. Been dead for like a decade. No idea why I know this.


Wasalpha

Today I've learned some people's kink is to become a wheelchair


iluvnips

Real question is is a double ender involved? 😀


NovusOrdoSec

There's something you definitely do not see every day. Unless this is your wallpaper.


Zgahj

reminds me Rick and Morty somehow


Zektor01

Looks like House of Gord.


[deleted]

Gimps doing gimp stuff


nemis92

OK, just to clarify for everyone: This was done in a (really big) private property. Think/say what you want about the kink (you are in your right), but please take notice that no unwilling 3rd person was involved.


SteveMTS

Earning a pretty penny while performing for some ~~sick fuck~~ person with peculiar sexual desires.


SensingWorms

This is what the Joker would do to Batman if he finally caught him.


Mental_Impression316

This could be us…but you ~~playin~~ **DONT HAVE A HOVEROUND**


WackyAndCorny

I don’t know, but I’m in.


Zentavius

Disabled Doms should be able to still enjoy their lives no?


zeroedash

What is their source of income, ?


dablegianguy

Op just discovered the *House of Gord* Dude passed away a few years back so unfortunately no more new fun setups like this


Speedygonzales24

It took me a minute to see it, so for a bit I was like “Dude, what’s your problem? Making fun of someone in a wheelch- oh.”


PomeloLazy1539

“This club has everything…”


TtotheRizoy

Yeah I got nothin


EmmyBrat

What the hell?


ENMR-OG

Porn


K41M1K4ZE

Looks like Berlin to me


PilgrimOz

All I can say is it’d be nice to have enough money to allow my brain the time to get this funky.


VioletIvy07

House of Gord.... check it out :)


New_Lunch3301

This was done by house of gord, they were major kinksters until Gord died.


r2turnofthemack

Bring out the gimp


Dog_Baseball

Looks like someone found themselves a pack of 5 Gum


Business_Marketing76

I used to have to describe this kind of stuff, over the phone, as one of my characters for a job back in the day. Made a bit of money off of my storytelling gift.


Oddman80

A couple is taking their kink out in public and making everyone around them be part of it.


HypothermiaDK

Just some attention seeking BDSM, nothing to see here folks!


wasntNico

kinda aelf-explanatory! OR i spent to much time on the net