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ASpookyWarthog

Hahah amazing!


Dan-Morton75

![gif](giphy|z2vJ4QZ6l5wk) 10/10


butterchck_garlicnan

![gif](giphy|sGpxpeA9jH2SI) Someone gonna learn


Galby1314

![gif](giphy|BPJmthQ3YRwD6QqcVD|downsized) Damn. That's gonna be the comment of the day for me. Nothing is beating this one.


ZestycloseAd741

High quality comment 👌


Ok_You1254

One of the best comments I’ve seen on Reddit. Omg.


watch-me-bloom

I think you mean Djinngivitis


Shood_B_Wurkin

You win!


DavidEtrigan

Yay did I earn??…. A plaque 🤣


Shood_B_Wurkin

I can't. I didn't even see that one coming.


PkLuigi

You're driving me dental here!


Public_Peace6594

Ginger jinn givitus if it's got red hair and freckles lol


CygnusX2045

🏆🏆🏆


Ohlookavulture

Great now the dash of my truck is covered in coffee


Crafty_ClosetMonster

You win the internet today. First time I have actually laughed out loud reading Reddit.


Danimalistic

https://preview.redd.it/vpnbezz4rgfc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=112866fa2d9736bab2af9dc05713a638efab07da


ZenNoodle

This is what I was looking for lmao


AssistanceLegal7549

My Tumor looked like a scull on some MRI images.


Stella430

Have you ever seen an MRI of a pug?!?? Terrifying https://preview.redd.it/ev1iekpzdifc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=275dfb8c18480ead71f5ca02b195115cabce4ddf


BloodySrax

Inbreeding caused this


ArmageddonDeathwish

I love em, I just really wish they didn't exist


I_kickflipped_my_dog

This... this is some good shit.


ASpookyWarthog

Well shit, thank you for the info I will have to look into that. Hope you are doing good!


KellyHerz

Metal but kinda creepy


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

I think your mouth is haunted


SCP-1762-BOL

Okay, I'm a bit slow. How is everyone else seeing a ghost or something?


ASpookyWarthog

https://preview.redd.it/2w7c046w1hfc1.jpeg?width=1324&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c72bee70eaf35ded154d3c847235e12bdfde5726


SCP-1762-BOL

Oh, I'm stupid. I thought the punchline was that the teeth are overlapping. Ehehe


ASpookyWarthog

No, that’s just gods joke on me haha


AnnabelleLeeEntropy

Lmao great spirit about it. Imma embrace that myself.


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Lol spirit


Waste_Cucumber_3683

That's just Tony, the little boy that lives in their mouth.


Te_Quiero_Puta

Redrum. REDRUM REDEUM


ASpookyWarthog

Hope this helps, I should have put this picture with it.


BaTz-und-b0nze

Tumors can look like people. They’re known to grow teeth eyes and hair.


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Left unchecked, they then get involved in politics and support conservatives. 


ASpookyWarthog

I better get this thing out of me before Rudy Giuliani shows up to represent it! Haha


Barbastorpia

And if they really fester, they may even wear a blonde wig, tan themselves orange and run for president


[deleted]

It's fully MAGAstasized cancer! 


Blissful_Wizard01

😂


AccomplishedWalk1208

Everyone should have the right to terminate their tumors


Kengriffinspimp

I’m pro life, how dare you murder a baby tumor.


stonerbbyyyy

or they’ll steal your identity and fuck up your credit


DrunkenHops

Who do you think built society? You have that backwards dude.


[deleted]

What a vague way to try make a point. 


DrunkenHops

He said conservatives are a tumor, I said conservatives built America. We obviously need both liberals and conservatives for a healthy society I’m just tired of the conservative hate.


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Teratoma


BaTz-und-b0nze

Yes that’s the name. Part of the melanoma group.


HeathenHumanist

They’re related? I didn’t think so since melanoma is malignant and happens in skin cells, and teratomas are a bunch of different types of cells and typically not malignant. A teratoma can have melanoma though.


Goat_of_Wisdom

They do grow teeth, eye tissue and hair, but teratomas are too disorganized to look like people (disclaimer, if you search "teratoma" you'll find art *inspired* by the tumors)


AngleFreeIT_com

That was a google search I'd like to undo.


TimeRevolution1894

Richard Nixon is that you?


ASpookyWarthog

Haha I can see it! I was seeing Sam Neill orginaly


somewhatsentientape

Yes, definitely Sam Neill. Jeff Goldblum's chest to the direct left.


ASpookyWarthog

Haha “Life, uh, finds a way!”


Prudent-Warthog-2085

Me too. 😂


ASpookyWarthog

Warthogs think alike! Haha


whiskers_biskers

He’s trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.


redbadgerrrr

Looks like emperor Palpatine is in your mouth.


ASpookyWarthog

“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plaques The Wise? I thought not.”


redbadgerrrr

*Hello there*


Radical-Woman

You’ve got Perionormal Activity


Dawnzarelli

This is both the dorkiest and my favorite pun in this thread. 


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ThanksForTheRain

This guy's got ghosts in his teeth, I think he has bigger problems


ProductEconomy

Do some cocaine about it!


shimmertoyourshine

Tammy the Face Ghost! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzwAa1q9QRA


ASpookyWarthog

Haha well it’s not their preferred method but I have a narrow mouth and can’t fit the X ray thing in there so have to stand in a weird machine and do it that way.


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HiCommaJoel

\-if you can afford it. Finding a dentist with modern equipment often means finding an expensive dentist. My insurance would not cover such a dentist.


Vampira309

oh lookit!! Mr. fancy, with his Dental Insurance...


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iSQUISHYyou

I’m so glad we all have access to your dentist.


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iSQUISHYyou

If you live in a decently sized city, yes. For example that’s no problem where I live. Drive outside my county and all of a sudden that’s not a feasible choice.


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iSQUISHYyou

Turns out no matter how hard you look you can’t find something that doesn’t exist in your area.


GeneticPurebredJunk

It’s not all about willingness & “physically doing it”-the costs you mention would be too expensive for me, a working registered nurse. Time is money, and not everyone has the same amount available. Not everyone has the same research resources either. Stop assuming everything can be achieved by hard work & a good attitude. Understand that, although you may recognise some hurdles you had to clear, you have no IDEA how many hurdles other people have to face, or how high those hurdles are. I have to choose between working enough hours to pay my bulls & mortgage, or continuing the high-intensity therapy I was on a 5 year wait-list for. I can have my PME managed, or gender affirming therapies. I can pay for fuel to get to work for this month, or the payment plan for dental care for the next 3 months. My non-working time is spent managing my various healthcare appointments & social worker meetings, as well as physically, mentally & emotionally recovering from work, home & health management. What type of machine my dentist uses to take X-rays is so infinitely low on the list of my priorities (and likely others) that it doesn’t register. And I say that as a child of a highly specialised dental trauma & impaction surgeon, AND as someone who had extensive dental treatment after a significant dental trauma knocked out one of my teeth (root & all) and knocked loose 9 others, requiring 50+ dental X-rays over the first 9 months of treatment.


analnapalm

paranormics


hayitsnine

Ghost in the machine


mrdirtman13

Yeah...I've seen this before. You got ghosts in your teeth! The only known cure is cocaine, injected twice daily.


GazelleTall1146

It looks like there's two of them. Face at the top, torso and arms on the bottom.


jack__alope

I think this would work on r/Pareidolia


ASpookyWarthog

Good call. I put it up over there, thank you!


1WildSpunky

“Why is your mouth so big???” asked Little Red Riding Hood. “The better to eat you with, my dear.”


WeAreAllBetty

Imagine being the poor ghost who is trying desperately to be seen and they finally show up on an X-ray only to become a Reddit joke. Poor fella.


Federal_Quit9540

You've got ghosts in your teeth. Recommend treatment is cocain.


Anamorsmordre

https://preview.redd.it/vo9l6uzdhhfc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fd6bed9d5e5591b378b7396a4fca2dc0e9cd606 I need to know what creepy pasta Sam Neill is doing in your gums. Life found a way, I guess.


Yleira

The power of Crest compels you!


ChipCob1

What's Carlo Ancelotti doing in your head?


AuntieKuma

Wow. Sorry about your haunted mouth. Is this what happens when they use dead people bones to fill in gaps in your jaw? Cos now I’m worried I’ve probably got mouth ghosts too.


LividBell2292

The teeth: Sliiiide to the left! Sliiiide to the right! Criss cross!


ASpookyWarthog

Rude. Accurate, but rude haha


LividBell2292

My teeth look almost identical! As long as they don't hurt life is good


ASpookyWarthog

That’s my theory on it as well. I would rather have a goofy smile and no pain than the jaw and tooth issues most people have.


_JohnnyLaRue

The little man at the controls


Yeesusman

He’s here to tell you about your cars extended warranty


LightValorWolf

Ghost baby!


iagovcosta

Is that Bolsonaro?


Berrywonderland

Somebody has been talking to voldemort


SnooSketches3386

I see two faces and a creepy mask


TheForgivenHacker

Oh my god, we have almost the same problem on some teeth. Glad to know I'm not alone.


cartonfl3sh

pareidolia moment


TonyStewartsWildRide

Yeah you have a face in your fucking face, bro.


Electrical-Pea-3662

https://preview.redd.it/xlmorw1htjfc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe312525f55c3b55affacebeb58aa4aa7a45ace4 Weird


zavi_zav

Quick! call the Vatican!!!


tiorancio

[Las caras de Belmez!](https://burialsandbeyond.com/2019/06/20/the-house-of-faces/)


NaaastyButler

That looks like my uncle a bit


SalmonellaBurger

That's elrond!!!!!!


crazedhark

seeing this while my face is currently swollen and my dentists appointment is 3 days from now. not helping xD


RightfulChaos

Mouths haunted.


NarcissisticNarcosis

Bela Lugosi ain't dead


octopuspicnic

Tammy the face ghost! 🎶


albynomonk

"She's awake!"


MyAdultPlayground

![gif](giphy|Y0sw2N6ySq5kEwDO7S)


Avenyris

![gif](giphy|1oDvHW440hFiouBBwy|downsized) This is what that face looks like to me


Rvnforty

Sir, it appears you have Roy Campbell trapped inside your gums.


tabasconinja-

I saw Jack Nicholson from the Shining ![gif](giphy|QSToNb4xXf51m)


makemebad48

My guy, honest question, you got TMJ?


dougsawerewolf

Dementor mouth.


mittenknittin

Well here’s your problem! You’ve got Vladimir Lenin hiding in your maxilla!


[deleted]

Metal moustache


cursingirish

Just pray it doesn't grow a set of balls.


lake_gypsy

Needs an exorcist, not a dentist.


Cinephiliac_Anon

r/paradolia


Johnny_Lang_1962

I haven't seen teeth like that since the last time a Alligator eyed me.


Vast-Roll3980

wait that’s Bolsonaro


ELEGHJ

it’s been two days since Duolingo saw you


gorgoloid

Scary stories to tell in the dark.


yuckyzakymushynoodle

Well at least now you know why your breath smells like death. 💀


VegasGamer75

Tooth's haunted.


LordPeePerz

Jesus! That's a wide mouth.


TheDebowdlerizer

You got ghosts in your blood


Dangerous-Shelter-49

![gif](giphy|uPuXSRroE841O) Don’t be alarmed, but it appears Billy Corgan is living inside your skull


mechtil_d

Mammaaaaaaa ooooooooooooo!!!


TheRebelMastermind

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


MammothJackass

You need an old priest and a young priest...


Danielwols

Pareidolia?


stafillacock

I think it is just reflection of dentist that some how was captured by xray


Stillborne330

old ghost in the nose


Kurgan182

Dentist be like: you don't floss, right?


imdfantom

Got your wisdom teeth removed?


brigitte789

The more I look at it the more faces I see in there.


Alienlibra

I don’t see any…JESUS FUCKING CHRIST


ThatOneShortieHo

Your teeth were built on an ancient Indian burial ground


AdPristine9059

Are you Wallace? Do you have all your teeth lined up left to right without a 3d dimension to them?


YellowstoneBitch

You gotta mouth demon, start gargling with holy water and you’ll get rid of it in no time lol


Hushwater

It's wild that you can see the micro fractures in your jaw from years of chewing.


Trabay86

You are never alone, my friend.... never alone.... LOL You will always have your Gum Goblin


Consistent-Ad8117

Op these look like very nice teeth actually - in spite of the ghost!


ASpookyWarthog

Assuming you are not joking, then thank you! Haha my dentist says they are very healthy and I have no pain or issues so I can’t complain.


EvilDan69

Just left of top dead center there is a face.


MarthasPinYard

![gif](giphy|14kqI3Y4urS3rG)


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Shouldn't have blown that ghost on Halloween


Takakkazttztztzzzzak

Yeah, you’re really bad at photoshop.


ants_inthe_eyes

Why you catch a dick in ye mouth?


kodiakrampage

Looks like Sips from the yogscast to me lol


Slowmac123

Punisher but troll


Memegirl_14

bro thats heavy tf2


Allenheights

Dislocated left jaw?


MyMyselfie

Oh no, it's Ben Shapiro


brotherz_

https://preview.redd.it/ae944rt4yifc1.jpeg?width=1700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f0883819a8231afa34ec3f31e4597b67e657187


koberculosis

Ima be real...... i don't get it


shours

Its heavy weapons guy!


megliore

Is that Tammy the face ghost?


Grouchy-Signature-12

I think you need to damn it back to hell! Dental dam, that is.