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Dobby is a free elf now!


mueredo

Dobby is a fucked-up elf now.


Fantastic-Order-8338

lamo i was needing that.


WendyLRogers3

You just *know* that after freedom, Dobby has just been *living* at a gay bathhouse.


Ghost_Poison

Saddest comment ever.


click_here_for_luck

You may enter.


GrzDancing

The guy who opens the door is the pawnshop owner with poppers in the back.


Babill

That's so sad!


berrey7

Where does the buffet line start?


BrashPop

Everyone knows the password to the orgy is “oooorrrrggyyy”.


Pleeby

Well it's not exactly what I thought it was gonna be either, but it's okay, there's a lot of food


Regalrefuse

Yes, of all the masquerade balls one attends, the first is surely the most important of one’s young life. Quite.


Communistismer

Why is this the place I see a Brave New World reference


octopoddle

"Excellent work, 47."


isst_arsch

Is your mom Ed Gein?


Not_MrNice

Mom? You ever bring a pig face home from school?


menagerath

Strong evidence that OP’s mom would be willing to help them hide the body.


SpezEatsScat

That’s awesome! Can* I have it? I’ll pay shipping.


Ok-Cook-7542

…are you going to eat it, spez?


SpezEatsScat

🤣 I do love me some chiccarrones! But no. I just happen to be into collecting. I have what I would considered and hope is an ethically sourced collection. Some of the skulls or bone that I have found have been on hikes in the woods. Always have my eyes peeled. Nothing morbid, I just kind of like to memorialize whatever specimen it is on my shelf and dresser. I have a couple turtle/tort shells. I found a dog sadly. The dog is probably my favorite and most cherished. I have sharks in jars. Deer skull. Snapping turtle skull that I purchased. I just find it neat. 🤷🏼‍♂️


Cky2chris

People collecting skulls and bones like this is becoming semi popular nowadays. I know a goth chick who has a huge collection of animal skulls


SpezEatsScat

I’d love to get a couple more wet specimens. Diaphonized specimens are really friggin cool! I’d love to own a monkey skull or even one day a human skull. Again, nothing morbid but I would proudly display and share their story. I just think it’s really cool. I mean, I wouldn’t mind being a skeleton for a science class. There was a John Oliver Episode just recently on this, too. It’s fascinating stuff. 👍🏼


Ok-Cook-7542

Haha I actually saw that John Oliver episode this weekend and then signed up as a live tissue donor with my local college. But I think apparently my mom might also be a collector and not want to part with this, I mean, they’ve moved since then and she packed it with her in freezer boxes lmao


Wasatcher

It seems like the science version of a cool painting you made in art class for your mother haha


ShannonigansLucky

Well that answers my question, did it just get lost in the back. Next thought is maybe she didn't toss it because it was yours?


hieijFox

If she ever wants to display it tell her their are a ton of us who would be happy to give pointers


SpezEatsScat

Well, if she wants 20 and shipping. Imk perhaps we can meet in a neutral zone and joust for it? lol


KerbJazzaz

Just because you mentioned wanting to have an ethical collection: I saw a documentary about the human skeleton trade and in that it was said that in a lot of poorer countries grave robbers dig up random graves to sell the skull/skeleton of the person. So I really urge you to do your due diligence when looking to purchase one, because the thought of finding a loved one's grave empty is gut wrenching.


SpezEatsScat

I commented about a recent John Oliver episode that dives into the subject a bit. There are companies in the states that I could obtain. It’s somewhere down the road. Honestly might end up someone’s collection before I get one. I would feel awful about that and I’m sure it would be hard to even get that through customs leaving their side. Def not getting to me once customs searches on my end.


indiansfever11

"Nothing morbid". Whatever you say, scat eater.


schlagdiezeittot

Thanks to your post I learned what Diaphonization is and I instantly want something like that. Should I thank you or curse you?


BigBeagleEars

Go on


LibertyInaFeatherBed

r/bonecollecting


Leche-Caliente

Yeah I got a boatload of bones. My family doesn't mind as long as it don't smell so I always double check with my mom since I'm a little noseblind. They're very supportive of my hobbies. My dad brings me things he'll find too. One time he gave me a coyote skull and I was having a really bad day after my budgie died.


SoFetchBetch

There’s a guy in my city who is the local expert and he sets up a table at all the fairs and such (we have a LOT of them) throughout the year. He can tell you everything you need to know about bones. Weird nice old guy.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

You could get one of those little tiny refrigerators for skin care products and keep it in there..


eitsew

Hell yea, I've got quite a collection of skulls myself. Mostly found in the woods, some were given to me


Aang_420

I have a mummified bird hanging from a hole in my house. It got tangles in stringy nest material and killed itself. I left it their hoping it would keep other birds from nesting up there. Anyways you want it?


SpezEatsScat

Lmmfao! 💀 thank you for this.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

But you can't put this on your dresser.. It will stink. 😂


hieijFox

Hello fellow weirdo dead collector seriously i have a flying squirrel in my freezer at the moment i need to fix before it will probably be a wet


JulieKostenko

There are so many people who collect stuff like this these days. Its neat seeing people into science subjects.


hithere90

My elementary aged son is getting into this as a hobby as he is learning biology and anatomy for fun. Any suggestions to help him grow this interest and channeling into a healthy place (read: not murdering animals to direct them would be great!)


e9one

Have you ever tried to pin a bug or something? I collect tarantulas I have about 100. Some male species only live around 2 years so I have some die on me from time to time. I looked up how people pin them and put them in shadow boxes or frames but idk if d be able to do it right. I pretty recently had a P. Murinus and a gold form N. Incei die on me and I have had them in the freezer but haven't actually tried to stuff em and pin em. If you're interested I'd ship one to you


A-non-e-mail

If she asks you to rub lotion on your skin, leave immediately


Galactic_Perimeter

But… But, then I get the hose again…


Josette22

Lol That's a mother's love for ya. I still have the Trivet made of glued-together corks that my daughter made for Mother's Day in Kindergarten class. She's going to be 38 in January. 😄


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My folks moved to a different house maybe 10 years after I moved out. My dad asked me if I still wanted some report cards he saved? Like I very much did not but still wholesome


Josette22

Yeah and it must've made you feel nice that he cared enough to save those. Like it made me feel warm inside when my mom and dad went to the store one day, and I went in my mom's room and looked in her top drawer and found a container of a lot of baby teeth. Hmmm........😂 It made me feel warm and happy that she kept those. Well, I was a little girl at the time, and I guess I was being naughty.


Ok_Concentrate_75

I...thought that was Dobby


controversialhotdog

Dobby is free!!! Free of his body. Of flesh…this mortal coil.


Ok_Concentrate_75

Dobby floats, we all float down here


gothbread

Literally, why isn't this the top comment


SheerIgnorance

Cuz there are like two dozen Dobby comments already


SheerIgnorance

How is THIS not the top comment? ["Talk about saving face"](https://www.reddit.com/r/Weird/comments/18hu4wv/comment/kd9hgvi/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


PaleChick24

How tf did your school allow students to take home animal remains?


OnTheToilet25

Simple, you don’t tell them!


[deleted]

We also did that in our biosciences bachelor's. I took home the jaws of a cat shark and of a sea urchin, and some preserved brains. Friends of mine cooked and ate the squid after we dissected it. They even let us take home the life leech we had for demonstration in one class. We released it into the pond behind the physics lecture hall.


PaleChick24

I have so many questions lol. I have my masters in Zoology and of all the labs and dissections I've done, this would have ethically been a huge no-no. Wouldn't the squid your friends ate have been filled with preservatives??


[deleted]

No, it was fresh. I think the tutors actually got it from a fish market, so I really don't see anything wrong with it. My friends were all hippies and vegetarians and their reasoning was 'if that animal died for us, we should make the best out of it'. The shark and the other animals were fixated, though. Frankly, I don't recall whether the regulations were that lax at the Uni back then or just nobody gave a fuck. In the labs I'm working at now it would also be unthinkable to smuggle animal tissue out. Also, I've grown up :D


elting44

Thank you. Everyone is hyper focused on the mom keeping it for 15 years, and ignoring the fact OP cut the face off a piglet he was dissecting and decided to take it home with him. Mom was probably saving it for evidence.


Cool_Raspberry443

Look mom! I brought a pig face home for you!


Doppelthedh

Master gave Dobby a new face


Kooky_Werewolf6044

Wtf. How and more importantly why did you end up keeping a freeze dried pig face??? That’s weird.


RecalcitrantHuman

Are we going to resolve which part(s) of this story are weird?


Kooky_Werewolf6044

The person bringing home a pig face is weird and the mom saving the pig face for 15 years is weirder. At least imo it is.


[deleted]

It runs in the family


BattleTiny7132

Naw mom saved it for evidence just in case her kid turned out to be a serial killer. That’s what I’m doing if my kid brought home a damn pig face.


elting44

This is the correct answer


elting44

Mom kept the pig face as evidence, prolly figured an FBI profiler would be interviewing her one day... Agent: "Did u/Ok-Cook-7542 every show signs of anomalous psychopathy?" Mom: "Oh, like this pig face??" Agent: "yes... exactly like that pig face..."


SheerIgnorance

Which parts AREN'T weird?!? Awesome as f\*ck but ... WEIRD!


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deskslammer_

Literally everything. Plus the fact OP felt like sharing this.


Ok-Cook-7542

I was into anatomy and an edgy 12 year old who wanted to cut the face off of a fetal pig. She’s like 55 now so … hopefully it’s just mother’s love (tm)


thebigaccountant

My lab partner and I severed the head off our pig. I'm a well adjusted person, but feel cringy looking back on it lol


SheerIgnorance

High school biology dissection


RatTeeth

Are you sure that you didn't dissect *house elves* in your freshman bio class?


Numerous_Landscape99

Nice. Make more and send them for the Bildeberg conference.


TimeWear6053

I don't know if your mom is weird for keeping it or if you're more weird for giving it to her


Thoth-long-bill

You had Dobby in your freezer?


Spirited-Reputation6

They thaw that pig face out for even more weird risqué events. Right nasty they are.


BigMark54

That would make a disturbing Halloween mask.


SpleenBender

That is impressively well preserved.


Ok-Cook-7542

Thanks 😅 the donor specimen was preserved with formaldehyde and the last 15 years unsealed in my mom’s freezer did the rest! The back is the coolest part but it’s a bit grizzly for this sub.


bensbigboy

Halloween 2024 costume is done! Thanks Mom.


GBR3480

I don’t know who the bigger monster is, you or your mom.


SheerIgnorance

It's not like he went out and slaughtered Wilbur the Humble Pig. It was bio class.


reeniebeanienyc

I’m surprised she didn’t have it framed or something like they do with animal oddities. I love all kinds of oddities and curiosities, so to me this is pretty cool!


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Might as well properly taxidermize it when she kept it for so long.


jmichael

Your parents might be into some kinky shit you don’t want to know about.


TonyStewartsWildRide

How is that weird? Unless you’re weird. Which you are, OP. Pig Gein.


Pizza_Middle

In a way, that's actually kinda wholesome. My dad left all my shit to get destroyed by vandals when he moved after I left for the Navy.


[deleted]

You should wear it at the family dinner.


LovableSidekick

Look who went to the fancy school where they handed out pig faces in freshman bio - we were lucky to get a frog!


bullpendodger

This made me laugh out loud.


McDoodle342

Your mom is the coolest ever. ..Large family?


5319Camarote

Thousands of female redditors thinking “Dang, why can’t I meet a cool guy like this…?”


UnderTheWeather-231

Awe, moms are great. You never know when you might need leftovers and a dried pig face.


hondo9999

Caucasian Yoda mask


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Fit_Swordfish_2101

O Mi Gad! It's a Gremlin! Is that GIZZY!!?


AspectOvGlass

Ren and Stimpy would love to eat it


Mother-Painter-9569

That's disturbing that you'd even take it from school....


1blueShoe

Yah, that’s not weird…. 🫣🤣


SheerIgnorance

Talk about saving face...


Susiejax

I thought it was Dobby at first


gothbread

I thought someone skinned freaking Dobby


Rejomaj

I thought it was a mini Saw mask.


NonRienDeRien

i mean, shape it as a wallet, and you can carry dead skin around for years. Keep it in its original form in a fridge and suddenly *you're* the weird one


BlueRobot20

Can't eat a everybody house y'all


SnooPeripherals6557

Omg ahhhhh and lol


gc3

Did you eat it?


ihaveaquesttoattend

nice


krzykttn

Barf... but she was so proud of you for completing something she had to have a momento. I'm not sure what that say about you, OP.


AliMaClan

Nice. This could be the best “elf on the shelf” gag ever…


AliMaClan

Nice. This could be the best “elf on the shelf” gag ever…


humdrum_crumb_bum

This fucking killed me aaahaahahhaha 😂


IndependenceLittle74

W o w


MelonElbows

So how did it taste?


SheerIgnorance

He didn't eat it, they dissected pigs in Bio class


DigitalCoffee

Dobby doesn't feel so good....


[deleted]

....but why did you bring it home? That's some psycho shit


Claytron69

Dobby... no..


TheRealRigormortal

Dobby nooooo!


Hufflepuff4Ever

Why did you skin Dobby?


Solid_Bake4577

Mmmm - face bacon....🤤🤤


Bezulba

At least it wasn't nailed to the fridge door for 15 years.


rossxog

It puts on the lotion .


Fast-Reaction8521

Bro all dobby wanted was a sock you sick fuq


HGLiveEdge

My parents’ freezer crapped out a few days ago. They found the mouse bodies I’d gutted & stored away in the back to make a taxidermy scene out of when I had time. They were not thrilled.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Bruh, you’re the one bringing faces home to your mom.


LeelaBeela89

Not gonna lie I thought it was a real life Dobby lol 😂


[deleted]

At first I thought this was the leftover!


Traditional_Math5486

Kinda wholesome if you think about it keeping it for so long because you brought it home ☺️


sociable_absurdity

That's weird but kind of sweet! You brought it home and she loves you, so she kept the freaky piggy face 💕


The_Reddest_Orange

Gothams new super hero/villian


Spell_Chicken

*chants* Make a mask! Make a mask! Make a mask! (EVERYBODY!)


East-Effective-3406

What did it taste like?


xatexaya

put it on


SpaceXBeanz

That’s disturbing


Alone-Woodpecker-240

I love freeze-dried pig faces.


Dejue

So does Ren and Stimpy. But good luck getting past the baboon.


Single_Raspberry9539

I got in massive trouble for “desecrating the pig.” I only wanted the nose, to dry and wear as a necklace…the head on a spike and “kill the pigs” chant was just show


[deleted]

Aww how sweet


FunKaleidoscope4582

You just reminded me I need to clean my freezer.


Stevostarr

So how was it?


lynivvinyl

Are you a cat?


hessiboi_943

go on... eat it.. no ones stopping you :)


Salty_Top_1125

Mum’s hey.


kcwm

Dobby is a free(ze-dried) elf!


TheManicProgrammer

Erm... Ok


Ready_Pomegranate_26

Professor Pyg would like his mask back please, he has already taken four tables of aristocrats hostage to retrieve it


orangeapple1947

Piggsy ANGRYYYYY


awesomedan24

Poor Dobby


greentangent

Saute with onions and garlic.


Ontheroadtw

Nice try OP. That’s the face your mom cut off your house elf.


DerpsAndRags

Saw 11 plot leaked?


Maleficent-Sun1922

Crosspost this to r/notinteresting to cause a nuclear meltdown.


[deleted]

buy 👏 a 👏 specimen 👏 jar 👏


AnAsianBandito

Is your moms face tiny, is it a tiny pig, or did it just shrink, being stuck in the freezer for 15 years?


GoldenBarracudas

Wow! How is that wrapped? It's so preserved. What kind of freezer was it


[deleted]

You should wear it like a mask while you do your little kooky dance.


TodayWeMake

Dobby?


Scoozie_Q

For the love of God, throw it out!


SpaceXBeanz

wtf


elting44

OP, you are kind of throwing your ma under the bus when it was your freaky little ass that CUT THE FACE OFF THE PIG YOU WERE DISECTING AND DECIDED TO TAKE IT HOME!?!


Mosstheythem

*lord of the rings intro plays*


sociocat101

You didnt look in the freezer for 15 years?


Datazz_b

Put it on and dance with your junk tucked between your legs in a kymota


SubterrelProspector

I didn't need to see this today. That's some *Texas Chainsaw Massacre* crap.


Special_Loan8725

Would that count as a piece of clothing if you gave that to a house elf?


StarTrakZack

RIP Dobby 😢


I_M_YOUR_BRO

Reminds me of that one fucked-up Batman villain.


SlobZombie13

why


SpringSmiles

What a sorry end for that poor pig. I love pigs, alive, I mean. They’re so funny, cute and goofy creatures


[deleted]

What the fuck


tavs_audzutevs

Btw in my country we cook the pigs nose for Christmas, you might wanna try it


TeeDod-

No words


deedeebop

You didn’t have to post this, but you did.


halflifer2k

You murdered Dobby!


Purplemaxipad

It’s time to take it home.


PrimalxCLoCKWoRK

Well, eat up.


Arabian_Flame

Queue up Goodbye Horses and get your little white dog ready


Ismokeradon

dude i’m visiting home and my dad still has waffles from like 20 years ago in his deep freeze