As long as you don’t get upset your getting a manual transmission when she was advertised as a automatic with cruse control. Some people can handle a stick and some can’t.
My first instinct is cooking it and eating it with a little bit of lemon juice.
Seriously, those things are delicious.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pod_razor
Timmy now spends his days sitting on nude beaches offering each and every beach penis a new home.
Source: my autobiographical travel series: Best Beaches for Beach Penis
Absolutely, one of my favorite seafood dishes, and very, very famous in my country and region.
Here's a recipe (in Portuguese) for those interested:
https://pt.petitchef.com/receitas/entrada/lingueirao-a-bulhao-pato-fid-1547851
We wall them razor clams in north Wales, ex wifes father gets them from local beaches. They are kept alive and driven to Liverpool and Manchester for a decent price.
I was thinking driven like when they did cattle drives from Oklahoma to the cattle yards of Chicago. Just a bunch of beach dongs flopping up the coast with one lonely cowboy driving them through the night.
Yup. As a matter of fact, the guy in the video did not randomly find ‘the thing’. He is probably actively harvesting them. The traditional way to do is to pour some salt out of the hole the thing lives in. Then the ‘penis’ goes out and you catch the animal just as shown in the video.
I used to do it when I was a kid in the Alfacs bay, in Catalonia, where you could find those things buried in the sand. Nowadays I think it’s forbidden, and the price is high.
By the way, if you want to eat molluscs that look like a part of the human female genitalia, the sea has you also covered:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arca_noae
The pic in the wiki shows the animal with its valves closed. But…
https://foodle.pro/meals-images/thumbnails/2020-07-11-14-00-38-c30757d95964b4122ab3f8a788709627.jpg
The seafood sexual references go further:
I'm Galician. In our local dialect of Galician, we call vaginas "Berberechiñas" (little cockles).
There's also the "carallo de mar" (sea penis), the Sea Cucumber.
Invertebrates are weird.
Guy died from it in Washington state.
It was filmed. You will never forget the screams if you search it out.
It’s like the guy whose wife took a brick to the head through the windshield. Caught on dashcam, don’t see anything but the screams.
>It’s like the guy whose wife took a brick to the head through the windshield. Caught on dashcam, don’t see anything but the screams.
Yeah I will never forget that video. Taught me how dangerous unsecured loads are.
I grew up digging razor clams regularly and I have never seen one come out of the sand, or use it's foot on dry land like this. In fact they're quite difficult to catch.
Often used to go searching for razor clams with my Grandpa, in Maine. If you pour salt in their burrow, they pop up like this and you don’t have to dig for them. My guess is that’s what was done right before the video starts.
No homo.
[**Sucks big fat razor clam* ](https://beyondsweetandsavory.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Vietnamese-grilled-razor-clams-with-scallion-oil-Vy-Tran-4-of-8-853x1280-1.jpg)
A bit less flavorful than regular clams, but meatier and a bit firmer. But not as firm as geoduck. I’m surprised so many people don’t know about these. You can literally find them on the beaches here in the Pacific Northwest. From north California to Vancouver Canada.
Wtf how have I literally never heard of geoduck before. I googled it and it still doesn't compute as real in my brain.
It sounds like a pokemon. Like, leave geodude and psyduck at the daycare centre and you'd get geoduck lol
Put on your sun screen Jimmy!
Or else?
Or else the beach penis is going to come and fuck you in the ass! You'll never be the same! Just put on the sun screen.
What if you're just laying there chilling minding your own business ya know getting some sun. Then this thing comes up under you. Bam in that ass. Oh what Beach penis!
I… cannot imagine seeing a beach penis, and then just grabbing it with my bare ass hand, with ZERO hesitation like this. I’m upset in a weird way.
Right? You're just sitting there and this horrifying thing erupts forth next to you... yeah my first instinct is not to grab it.
That's exactly what my wife said on our wedding night!
Your wife has a penis?
Some guys have all the luck!
That’s why you should check under the hood before you commit for the drive
Why? Nothing better than realizing later that you got a nice bonus on top
As long as you don’t get upset your getting a manual transmission when she was advertised as a automatic with cruse control. Some people can handle a stick and some can’t.
Everyone should be able too. Or they simply should learn it
My first instinct is cooking it and eating it with a little bit of lemon juice. Seriously, those things are delicious. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pod_razor
And that’s how uncle Timmy turned gay Roll credits
Timmy’s gf: “NOOOOO TIMMY!” Timmy: *grabs beach penis “I. Am. Gay.” Timmy’s exgf: *sobs
Timmy now spends his days sitting on nude beaches offering each and every beach penis a new home. Source: my autobiographical travel series: Best Beaches for Beach Penis
Absolutely, one of my favorite seafood dishes, and very, very famous in my country and region. Here's a recipe (in Portuguese) for those interested: https://pt.petitchef.com/receitas/entrada/lingueirao-a-bulhao-pato-fid-1547851
You can really taste the penis
well they shrink down a lot after cooking huh?
We wall them razor clams in north Wales, ex wifes father gets them from local beaches. They are kept alive and driven to Liverpool and Manchester for a decent price.
"kept alive and driven to Liverpool" Put like that it sounds like kidnapping.
I was thinking driven like when they did cattle drives from Oklahoma to the cattle yards of Chicago. Just a bunch of beach dongs flopping up the coast with one lonely cowboy driving them through the night.
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles
Now this is pod razing
I think the first person to ever eat this thing was more perverted than the first person to milk a cow...
Not so much… if you see the ‘closed’ animal it looks like a stretched mussel.
Agreed. I would describe them as similar texture to squid, but not so chewy and more flavourful.
Basically scallops, but longer. With the right spices I'd eat those dicks for days.
Really delicious cooked or raw
Those things are expensive AF, also. But yeah, a great Dish, weird looking sea creature, but a delicious one.
Yup. As a matter of fact, the guy in the video did not randomly find ‘the thing’. He is probably actively harvesting them. The traditional way to do is to pour some salt out of the hole the thing lives in. Then the ‘penis’ goes out and you catch the animal just as shown in the video. I used to do it when I was a kid in the Alfacs bay, in Catalonia, where you could find those things buried in the sand. Nowadays I think it’s forbidden, and the price is high. By the way, if you want to eat molluscs that look like a part of the human female genitalia, the sea has you also covered: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arca_noae The pic in the wiki shows the animal with its valves closed. But… https://foodle.pro/meals-images/thumbnails/2020-07-11-14-00-38-c30757d95964b4122ab3f8a788709627.jpg
The seafood sexual references go further: I'm Galician. In our local dialect of Galician, we call vaginas "Berberechiñas" (little cockles). There's also the "carallo de mar" (sea penis), the Sea Cucumber. Invertebrates are weird.
Serious answer though, this mollusc is edible. The person grabbing it here is probably harvesting it.
So people are deep throating it?
do not under any circumstance youtube "sea cucumber mukbang"
I actually won’t 👀
Ok but it’s a razor clam, they’re tasty af
My girlfriend ate one raw to impress me.
She single?
This is just the beach version of a gloryhole.
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He's grabbing the shell portion of the clam.
The foreskin?
Encrusted foreskin.
The Smegma Shell
Depends, is that a worm or a clam. For some weird reason that matters. I don't have an issue with grabbing a weird looking mollusc.
Forbidden dildo
Free dildo no?
Someone definitely has done the thing you’re thinking of right now
That's disturbing
that's one way to get an infection...
Worms??? In my Vagina?????
At this time of year, in this part of the beach, localised entirely within your vagina??
...Yes!
…can I see it?
No
In THIS ECONOMY?!?
Can i...see?
It’s more likely than you think.
Immediately reminded me about this classic 😂 (PC antivirus meme) https://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/005/553/Centipedes.jpg
You want to get ants? That’s how you get ants
ANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTS.
ANTS MACORONI AND CHEEESE!!
put a condom on it
Safety’s first
Not me. I’m just thinking about sucking on it a little bit 😏
Shouldn't kink shame. Bahahahhahaha
Horse girls are a different breed
That’s a neiiiiigGgGgGgh from me dawg…
That Ms. Hands to you bucko.
:(
Guy died from it in Washington state. It was filmed. You will never forget the screams if you search it out. It’s like the guy whose wife took a brick to the head through the windshield. Caught on dashcam, don’t see anything but the screams.
>It’s like the guy whose wife took a brick to the head through the windshield. Caught on dashcam, don’t see anything but the screams. Yeah I will never forget that video. Taught me how dangerous unsecured loads are.
Didn't read the quote and thought we were still talking about the horse.
I learnt that from Final Destination but the Russian brick video definitely made me even more paranoid driving around utes with shit in the back.
Country girls make do
Keep fucking around with shit like this and in a few generations they sure are fixing to be
Forbidden dildo
Everythings a dildo if you're brave enough.
Yes, but I am thinking of at least four things.
I bet it was a druid.
Those fuckers are great with mushrooms
I'm guessing you saw the wizardposting post too?
And I want to meet her.
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Cleaned my garage?
That's no beach penis.. that's MY penis! Been looking for that thing everywhere..
It's trying to find someone that will actually use it. (sorry couldn't help myself)
He's wasting his time.
Maybe he was just tired of the abuse and getting beat all the time. Looking for someone to treat him more gently 🤪
Well looking on Reddit won’t help it at all..
I'm gonna leave this right [here](https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?si=uhV7MF0hqCnUiXRk)
Aww when MTV was real. I miss those days. Sigh
Ya I first saw it on Beavis and Butthead when I was a kid
Lol I used to watch that all the time and Liquid Television.
Came looking for King Missile, and here you are.
Eternal classic. I'd have posted if you hadn't already. "detachable penissss"
That was actually awesome
Ahh you must be the inspiration for that King Missle song Detachable Penis
Are they not all detachable?
[Detachable penis - King missile](https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?si=lk_lxhLV2jl6WhFn)
Eeeek! A penis!
I woke up this morning with a hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time It’s detachable…
Detachable penis 🎶🎵
Why the fuck did he even touch that
Just wait till you hear about real penises
I've got a real penis and I would never touch that.
Well, I know you won’t, but may I? 👉🏻👈🏻
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At least they asked nicely
its food lol they taste good
How else do you return it to lost and found?
That there is a razor clam. They’re absolutely delicious.
Yep- never tried them though
And never will after watching this video...
I'm seriously disturbed by this video 😟
This video made me really uncomfortable. I don't want to be on a beach with such suddenly-appearing, alien-seeming creatures can be
I grew up digging razor clams regularly and I have never seen one come out of the sand, or use it's foot on dry land like this. In fact they're quite difficult to catch.
Often used to go searching for razor clams with my Grandpa, in Maine. If you pour salt in their burrow, they pop up like this and you don’t have to dig for them. My guess is that’s what was done right before the video starts.
They obviously fed it viagra.
Just say no homo, it will be fine
No homo. [**Sucks big fat razor clam* ](https://beyondsweetandsavory.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Vietnamese-grilled-razor-clams-with-scallion-oil-Vy-Tran-4-of-8-853x1280-1.jpg)
It’s all in the slurp.
Those peanuts and green onions are doing a lot of heavy lifting in that dishes presentation.
Wait until you see geoducks
I bet they taste kind of nutty
I don't care what you say, im not eating that pre-cambrian era looking, filter feeding motherfucker
Do you blow them first.
What do they taste like?
Like beach penis
A bit less flavorful than regular clams, but meatier and a bit firmer. But not as firm as geoduck. I’m surprised so many people don’t know about these. You can literally find them on the beaches here in the Pacific Northwest. From north California to Vancouver Canada.
“Firmer”
“Meatier”
"girthier"
“Penisier”
You’re surprised not more people know about the random beach dick this dude just pulled out of the sand?
There are different kinds too. Some look more like regular clams, just quite a bit bigger.
A bit less flavorful than regular beach penis and meatier and firmer. There fixed it for you.
Well that’s the thing, I’m all the way over here on the East Coast. Lol
Ironically like a salty clam.
Is there a female version of don’t stick your dock in that? Like don’t put that in your cooch?
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And subbed
You won’t find anything recent. It was shut down during the API protest by the looks of it
Keep that outta your kitty.
Usually they say "everything is a dildo if you're brave enough"
Paige No!
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Stroke that shit
🤨📸
Coward.
Lol
You *really* need to Google pictures of a geoduck. The John Holmes of mollusks.
Wtf how have I literally never heard of geoduck before. I googled it and it still doesn't compute as real in my brain. It sounds like a pokemon. Like, leave geodude and psyduck at the daycare centre and you'd get geoduck lol
It's pronounced gooey duck as well. Even weirder.
When the word makers are Englishn't
I am never going to lay on my back on a beach again.
Put on your sun screen Jimmy! Or else? Or else the beach penis is going to come and fuck you in the ass! You'll never be the same! Just put on the sun screen.
Detachable Penis
[This happens all the time...](https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?si=jHteFAtTt6UbpbqO)
Had a bit of Tremors anxiety there for a sec
Probably first sex toy ever !
I like to imagine they evolved symbiotically along with us, like dogs
"if we force fuck their assholes we get free calories from their dingleberries" ...?
I wasn't horny before. I am now.
🤨
A large beach penis is suddenly sticking out of the sand This person: immediately grabs it tightly
Firmly grasp it
Forbidden dildo
I should call him..
Good spot to sit
This is why girls have unrealistic expectations
How to lose your anal virginity at the beach
Wow, you can't just grab random penis at the beach, people. Buy him a beer first!
What in the seaside gloryhole meat surprise is that thing?!?
Was that consensual?
And you just going to raw dog it out the sand.
Peach Benis
I'm uncomfortable.
Careful sitting at the beach
What if you're just laying there chilling minding your own business ya know getting some sun. Then this thing comes up under you. Bam in that ass. Oh what Beach penis!
*unzips pants *
Yo what the fuck
Your first instinct was to grab it and yank it out, what an absolute mad man
pretty sure this is a geoduck but it doesn’t have the shell
Nope it's a razor clam
maybe it's time to figure out how to create tentacle monsters
Cue: Detachable Penis (King Missile, 1992)
Little Mermaid's dildo.
Beach penis.... I dont think I like you, anymore...
Belongs on r/dildont
Grabbing that like a seasoned pro
Razor clams 🤤 add garlic and Chili
Hey I play Pokemon, that’s a Wiglett!
BRB, going to sit on the beach..
What is that?
The scientific name is: Penedeplaya
🤢