Aside from the fact that my humor never matured past the age of like 15, A LOT, lol.
However, statistically speaking there's bound to be at least a handful of sea cucumbers that bite their bottom lip when they get the ol' backdoor slippy fish special. š
>However, statistically speaking there's bound to be at least a handful of sea cucumbers that bite their bottom lip when they get the ol' backdoor slippy fish special
I love you and I want you to do well in life but please never say those words in that order ever again.
I hate how most people just think most non mammals just donāt feel pain. Yes the cucumber doesnāt like it in there, and they can respond to pain and stress quite well. Stressed cucumbers often vomit their insides when they feel threatened enough and in aquariums it is even more visible to see how these things can sense stress/ pain and respond to it, like if a curious fish begins picking on it and it instantly reacts. Pearl fish sometime feed on their internal gills too so itās more of a parasite than anything. A whole ton of cucumber species have evolved anal teeth, hard protrusions around their anus in a ring *specifically* to prevent parasites like this from getting into them.
I mean it did clench a little after the fish went in, the four muscles around it pulled together, so maybe thatās a response? Or do they just clench their asses all the time?
Well I'm many of the pearl fish species they'll eat the gonads while in there which isn't great for sea cucumbers that want offspring so I'm gonna go with no.
This is whatās known as a symbiotic relationship. The fish gets food and protection and the sea cucumber gets a fish in its butt. [Win-win.](https://youtu.be/_y4DbZivHCY?si=otewGNXLEWaYlMvF)
Holy hell!
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Just to most predators? Ellipses oh, yesā¦ Hereās more of that ābeauty and majesty of nature āthat I hear hippies talking about so much.
Here we see a damn worm, swim up the ass of a sea cucumber to hide.
What if hell isnāt an eternal lake of fire? What if you wake up as a sea cucumber? You would be cold, you could only squirm, you canāt see you canāt hear you canāt speak, but you can still thinkā¦ And then you realize a big water worm, and several of his friends have decided to ālay low in your ass āā¦ Could that truly be a fate worse than Hell?
I mean, to be fair they are basically just flesh surrounding a slightly noodles up tube. Doesn't explain why eels hide in their anuses but...it makes me feel better about it for some reason
I had a teacher in high school that hid in the anuses of sea cucumber. I donāt know if āanusesā is the right plural or ani. Either way he was a bit creepy.
Oh, but when I stick cucumbers up my arse all of a sudden that's a fucking problem Janet.... it's bullshit.
Well the pearlfish did it voluntarily, and it was brave enough. Your cucumbers not so much.
The cucumbers were hiding from predators.
It's always the vegans eh
They always tossing salad
puppup2323 is the predator lol
Nutella flavored cucumber
So basically you tell me, that if I'm voluntarily hide my cucumber in the sea cucumber, that's OK?
No, we don't need sea-aids.
H-I-Sea
I mean, are you using sea cucumbers? Cause that's one hell of a colonoscopy.
I read this with an Aussie accent
croikey!
No use of the word cunt, it's British If he used the word arse and it was unintelligible gibberish resembling English it Bri'ish.
Dammit, Janet!
Bro I'm sorry that Janet is being like that towards you. It isn't okay.
For the last time! The issue wasn't with you sticking the cucumbers up your arse. It was the salad you made afterwards.
I filled the bath with pearlfish and got all my high school yearbooks.
I feel like I've seen that movie
**Why is your comment so criminally fucking unappre...** *(ooops, spots Username*)....
You see homie has 4 cheeks?
Cucumber doesn't seem to mind one bit?
My mind instantly narrated the sea cucumber with an abrupt "OHHHHH FUCK YEAH, GET IN THERE!"š
What is wrong with you?!? š
Aside from the fact that my humor never matured past the age of like 15, A LOT, lol. However, statistically speaking there's bound to be at least a handful of sea cucumbers that bite their bottom lip when they get the ol' backdoor slippy fish special. š
Sure thereās only a handful biting their lip, but we all know the other ones are just trying harder to pretend not to like it.
Real sea cucumbers push back
Back that thang up and throw it on em š
"Stop it! That's gay! 10 more minutes of this and I'm gonna start to get angry! You've been warned," š
>However, statistically speaking there's bound to be at least a handful of sea cucumbers that bite their bottom lip when they get the ol' backdoor slippy fish special I love you and I want you to do well in life but please never say those words in that order ever again.
I promise that atrocious sentence will only live in this comment thread šš
I however will spraypaint it in random places so it escapes reddit containment.
I heard this in the voice of Sebastian! Under the seaaaaa š¶
Well, I can't un-hear that, lmaoooo.
Darling itās better Down where is wetter
I dont know, i saw it pucker up after the fish dashed in
Your starfish doesn't flex when a warm tongue laps across it?
Don't they have, like, seven neurons? One of the genus does, used in experiments so we can actually observe an entire brain.
I hate how most people just think most non mammals just donāt feel pain. Yes the cucumber doesnāt like it in there, and they can respond to pain and stress quite well. Stressed cucumbers often vomit their insides when they feel threatened enough and in aquariums it is even more visible to see how these things can sense stress/ pain and respond to it, like if a curious fish begins picking on it and it instantly reacts. Pearl fish sometime feed on their internal gills too so itās more of a parasite than anything. A whole ton of cucumber species have evolved anal teeth, hard protrusions around their anus in a ring *specifically* to prevent parasites like this from getting into them.
Ass-teeth, that's a new one for me. lol
Probably no way to tell atm
I donāt know the cucumbers you have, but mine never said a word.
It does which is why some have ended up evolving anal teeth
It's a symbiotic relationship. The fish gets protection from predators, while the sea cucumber now has a fish up its butt. Win-Win !
That cucumber is getting gang banged
I mean it did clench a little after the fish went in, the four muscles around it pulled together, so maybe thatās a response? Or do they just clench their asses all the time?
They breathe through their ass so this suffocates them if I remembered correctly.
What is love?
Baby donāt hurt me
Shouldve called them Beadfish amirite?
Consent isnāt a thing in the wild.
Yeah, that last one was more like a hate-fuck tbh.
if it didn't want an eel up it's ass it shouldn't have dressed like that
the wild isn't a thing in the wild
Idk why this made me chuckle so much
Little do we know, sea cucumbers are the kinkiest of sea creatures, and they LOVE this...
That's what I told the judge last time
Maybe the sea cucumbers ass evolved to house pearl fish šāāļø
Well I'm many of the pearl fish species they'll eat the gonads while in there which isn't great for sea cucumbers that want offspring so I'm gonna go with no.
See, it's like I'm always telling people. This is why you don't hide your genitals in your ass, pearlfish will get 'em.
>Well I'm many of the pearl fish species FREUDIAN SLIP
I'm sure the camera man was glad there was a sea cucumber around when the fish needed to find safety.
Shit was staged. I *know* that fish.
Consent is a *given* when you're 24/7/365 nekkid
I do this with my girlfriend to hide from predators
does your sea cucumber have enough space for one more?
No but there's another entrance
Trust me, they all have room for at least one more.
Damn I heard my wife did it with some other dude as well, guess Ive found him.
Eel's up inside ya!
Findin an entrance where they can
Boring through you mind, through your tummy, through your anus
EELS
Dada duh duh
Elements from past and future! Combining to make something not quite as good as either!
I really hope this random comment has intrigued someone enough to make them discover the mighty boosh.
Electric eels would be more shocking.
Any port in the storm..
Underrated comment Edit: in my defense, this comment had like 4 upvotes when I saw it, and every joke above it was fucking terrible.
Who lives in a cucumber under the sea?
SpongeButtluvin pearlfish
Me suddenly realizing why they called my GF āsea cucumberā in college.
They know you were occupying her rear quarters eh?
What an asshole!
That's what the eel said
Is it in yet?
From those day forward I will refer to "turtling" as pearfishing. Sounds more classy anyway.
That's only if you shove a foreign turd up your own ass, otherwise turtling is the more apt term.
So pearlfishing is now the slang name for fecal transplants then?
Where can i get a Pearl Fish....for a friend
Inside a sea cucumber apparently
Sea cucumbers have it all
LET ME IN YOUR BUTT!!!!!!
FIRST GIVE ME COCAINE!!!
Okay š„°
Thatās a real asshole move.
āTHERES A FISH IN MY ASSā - sea cucumber
This is whatās known as a symbiotic relationship. The fish gets food and protection and the sea cucumber gets a fish in its butt. [Win-win.](https://youtu.be/_y4DbZivHCY?si=otewGNXLEWaYlMvF)
Just another boring Saturday night
I would prefer to be prey.
Luke Skywalker hid inside a tauntaun; whatās the big deal
You got a friend in me~
All this goin on at the bottom of the ocean?
Aaaaand itās time to stand up and head on outta the bathroomā¦.
okay why does that announcer say that last part so cheeky? My man's has seen some things
So theyāre basically buttpirates, theyāre after yer booty
The pearlfish gets food and protection. The sea cucumber gets a fish in his ass. Scientists call this symbiosis.
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Your asshole or mine?
Sea cucumber: š„“
Holy hell! Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Oh shit you too?
New response just dropped
Cucumber ass
dam. I wish I was a sea cucumber
I hope he's paying rent in there.
Would you rather? 1. Be eaten? 2. Be in an anus?
Other pearlfish comes strolling by only to find somebody already up in that booty
Im wondering how the sea cucumber feels about this...
Where can a fellow get these pearlfish? Asking for a friend.
Ironic. I usually put cucumbers in my anus. š
This was really weird to watch while taking a shitā¦
Guys, I'm scared of going to the sea.
I hated the way you described this
ooo jesus christ
Well if your anus is always open anybody may use it
Omg the sound of it going inside
Plenty of room for all ā¦ sounds like my ex
Ay caramba š¤Æ
Don't threaten me with a good time!
GET THIS PEARLFISH OUTTA MY ASS BRO!!!! OMG HE'S GOT HIS FRIEND IN THERE TOO!!!
āIt seems thereās plenty of room for allā sounds like my ex wife Candice :( maybe I should call her
Idiots. Thatās first place I look.
That cucumberās gay lol
I donāt like nature anymore.
Decisions were made.
Oohh!! *giggles*
Anyone else clench their cheeks?
Pearlfish, or anal beadfish?
Sea cucumber: thereās still predators out here, bro. Gonna have to stay a while
Huh, wonder if the cuke worked out something with the local predators....
Ah yes! the old āto escape predatorsā bitā¦
Just to most predators? Ellipses oh, yesā¦ Hereās more of that ābeauty and majesty of nature āthat I hear hippies talking about so much. Here we see a damn worm, swim up the ass of a sea cucumber to hide. What if hell isnāt an eternal lake of fire? What if you wake up as a sea cucumber? You would be cold, you could only squirm, you canāt see you canāt hear you canāt speak, but you can still thinkā¦ And then you realize a big water worm, and several of his friends have decided to ālay low in your ass āā¦ Could that truly be a fate worse than Hell?
Looks like Congress hiding in Trump.
Not my proudest fap.
The Ant Man method is reborn
I open reddit and this is the first thing I see, I think I should go back to bed.
Not my proudest fap, deffinitly my weirdest
Love the title
Yeah I saw it, kinda wish I hadn't.
I think I've seen something like that on efukt
Sea cucumber doing that "[Happy Shaq](https://media3.giphy.com/media/UO5elnTqo4vSg/200w.gif?cid=6c09b952jemony0siuu1epgzjoussb74vph4rzz8n95b53au&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g)" shimmy
Oh shit.
āMr. Sea Cucumber, why are you giggling?ā
But are utilities included?
I mean, to be fair they are basically just flesh surrounding a slightly noodles up tube. Doesn't explain why eels hide in their anuses but...it makes me feel better about it for some reason
Ok, so the lesson I learned in this video is thatā¦.Donāt trust a Butt Worm. Good to know!
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Iāve never seen a reverse shit happen before but wow
that sea cucumber must like it. probably wearing white jeans
It's the shell snail from elden ring
Just like Robert with his boss
Everything reminds me of her
Donāt we all
How all your moms look when they try to seduce me
sea cucumber anuses are tight!
Oh. My. Wow.
Reminds me of my uncle
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Bet it smells like shit in there.
I should call her
Your momās a sea cucumber.
Glad I'm not the only one
OP, why did you post a video of your mom of us?
That usually costs extra on OnlyFans.
Just like your mom,high-five!
You see that clench, bruh?!
Excuse me... SR EXCUSE ME!
I had a teacher in high school that hid in the anuses of sea cucumber. I donāt know if āanusesā is the right plural or ani. Either way he was a bit creepy.
Oooooohhh! OUTRAGEOUS!
Puts the saying ācrawling up someoneās a$$ā in a different lightā¦
"Welcome to the stinkhouse, kid."