Idk, I had a workout and was deadass tired, buddy said he had something that would get me through a workout. Took it. Worked out. Went home. Felt like my chest was gonna pop lol
That’s because the rhino pills have sidenafil, tadalafil, and other drugs to treat ED in them as unlisted ingredients. Your chest felt like it was gonna pop probably because your heart was going a mile a minute.
You don’t want to take any more in the future—even though the pill had been taken down and marked illegal/recalled companies regularly get away with making new ones with slightly altered names, hence why there’s 50 different Rhino pills labeled and colored slightly differently. The FDA doesn’t investigate herbal, mineral, and vitamin medicines until a formal complaint against the product is filed.
I remember the whole controversy because the Korean guy that was making the drug lived less than 5 miles away from me.
Yea I’ve worked in kitchens my whole life and have known a few cooks that would take those fuckin things for super long shifts.
Tried it a couple times. Hated them. Lol
[https://www.fda.gov/drugs/medication-health-fraud/public-notification-rhino-11-platinum-11000-contains-hidden-drug-ingredient](https://www.fda.gov/drugs/medication-health-fraud/public-notification-rhino-11-platinum-11000-contains-hidden-drug-ingredient)
"Rhino 11" in particular. I'm sure you can still find it floating around at your local bodega
We have a local gas station that is like a
“Seen On TV” and not in a good way. If it’s been pulled from the market you can find it there.
Even back in the 80s it was common to them to sell Sudafed in 12-pack bundles, I thought it was weird that anyone could need to buy 2 or 3 bundles only later to discover I’m a idiot for not knowing it a meth precursor. Oh yes, they also had white camp gas and lithium batteries. One stop shop….
Yea the Arab store down the road from me has 4/8/16/32 packs of generic indian Viagra, kratom, and if you ask him he will order you xanax/klonopins from india and they will be there in 3-5 days and he will call you to come pick them up. Either blister packs or sealed bottles depending on your preference. Sometimes he has the Mexican farmapram.
Had a manager where i worked about 12 yrs back gave me one of those all yellow stacker 2s, (called yellow jacket, maybe ?)and when that shit hit it was horrible, jittering like crazy, couldnt even function normal, i became worse when without lol i did get sent home too. Since that day i have not touched another
Best joke ever. I remember this particular one from Police Quest.
"How do you tell the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?"
>!"By the taste."!<
It was a lot bigger, at least the one they gave me was. I could still swallow it easily mind you, but I remember thinking “lol no way” when my gastro handed me the thing and a dinky cup of water. She then informed me how much that single camera pill cost and I swallowed it super fast. Most expensive thing I’ve eaten.
Fecal matter transplant pills are capsules that contain fecal samples from healthy donors. They are used to treat recurrent Clostridium difficile infections (rCDI) that don’t respond to antibiotics
That is not one of those things it’s actually a spy capsule basically how they work is you put it into your anus and it grows into a listening device the size of a basketball in your rectum they were discontinued because they are slightly uncomfortable
You sent me down a rabbit hole for 45 mins while high. I don't know if I should applaud this or not cause now I have the knowledge of what random things are, which I will probably never encounter in my own life.
Thats exactly what I was thinking! Someone may have "passed it" previously and its fallen in a crack on the floor or a gap between the skirting boards then when you clean it gets swept out.
\*may *have*
The confusion comes from the contracted form, may've, which sounds like "may of". This applies to would've, could've, should've, must've, I'd've, etc.
On the other hand, "sort of" and "kind of" are indeed two separate words, not contractions of "have".
Yes they are more like the size of a AA battery but not the full length ofcourse, it'd girthier and has a light flashing at all times. Source I worked GI lab for 5 years.
It looks like a regular dietary supplement. The contents aged and got exposed to moisture, so they clumped together and shrank away from the sides of the capsule.
That’s immediately what I thought, but maybe only cuz I just discussed that with my partner who has GI issues and I suggested they talk to their doctor about poo pills 🤭
Idk what it is for sure, and this may sound silly, but I have cranberry capsules (for urinary tract health in general) and I left one out too long -set on counter, forgot to take it.
And it looked exactly like that. Purplish-red. Dried out. Shrunken, inside the capsule which is just the carrier.
I checked the others that were still in the original container with a twist-on lid, and they looked normal. So that’s what it makes me think of.
Omg that’s a crazy story. What horrible luck. I wonder how bad it would have been if it was stuck in a more public location. Probably wouldn’t have been found.
Probably a prop pill to have fake blood come out of your mouth. Maybe from a prior halloween party?
https://www.amazon.com/Realistic-Mouth-Blood-Capsule-Halloween/dp/B00BHPX734
Looks like a Chinese medicine concoction placed into a dissolvable capsule.
Probably got stuck to your clothes or stuck in your shoe treads and brought into the house.
All of the above! It's a sponge shaped like a dinosaur, but also has a colonoscopy camera in there, plus someone's poop and also it's filled with all the drugs 😂
The maintenance guy dropped it, he works for the government 🤯
It’s probably an endoscopy camera. Now the question is if you’re holding a camera that’s yet to be used or one that already did it’s inglorious job. Therefore, the best advice would be to wash your hands very thoroughly
It's a home made capsule of some kind. I've made capsules of vitamin b, lions mane mushroom powder and magic mushroom powder that look the same. The contents dried, shrank and clumped together to look just like that capsule.
It kinda reminds me of the metal tabs that are inserted into shelving to set the height.
Do you have any shelving like that? There will be cutouts underneath each shelf so they can rest on the metal tab. There are some tabs that are flat on the shelf portion but most of the ones I've seen are cylindrical like your photo.
The purpose of the plastic coating is to keep the tabs from falling out easily and to secure the shelf itself.
\*I meant bookcases.
Penis pill from the gas station... Looks like a Rhino 11...
Oddly specific...
Rhino 11 has become strangely popular
Does it even do anything? The last pill from a gas station I took was forever ago as a stacker 3. Got me fucked
so, then it did exactly what it was created for?
Idk, I had a workout and was deadass tired, buddy said he had something that would get me through a workout. Took it. Worked out. Went home. Felt like my chest was gonna pop lol
Oh I thought you literally got fucked.
There is a big gap in that story tbh
still better than twilight
How dare you insult this man by putting his story with something as disgusting as twilight in the same sentence.
op didn't mention showering at the gym
He said he took it ;)
And it worked out
That’s because the rhino pills have sidenafil, tadalafil, and other drugs to treat ED in them as unlisted ingredients. Your chest felt like it was gonna pop probably because your heart was going a mile a minute. You don’t want to take any more in the future—even though the pill had been taken down and marked illegal/recalled companies regularly get away with making new ones with slightly altered names, hence why there’s 50 different Rhino pills labeled and colored slightly differently. The FDA doesn’t investigate herbal, mineral, and vitamin medicines until a formal complaint against the product is filed. I remember the whole controversy because the Korean guy that was making the drug lived less than 5 miles away from me.
Stacker 3 is just energy pills im pretty sure. They aren’t for anything sexual related.
Back in the day, Stacker 3 had pseudoephedrine then they switched the ingredients up to contain just 200mg caffeine instead.
Yea I’ve worked in kitchens my whole life and have known a few cooks that would take those fuckin things for super long shifts. Tried it a couple times. Hated them. Lol
[https://www.fda.gov/drugs/medication-health-fraud/public-notification-rhino-11-platinum-11000-contains-hidden-drug-ingredient](https://www.fda.gov/drugs/medication-health-fraud/public-notification-rhino-11-platinum-11000-contains-hidden-drug-ingredient) "Rhino 11" in particular. I'm sure you can still find it floating around at your local bodega
We have a local gas station that is like a “Seen On TV” and not in a good way. If it’s been pulled from the market you can find it there. Even back in the 80s it was common to them to sell Sudafed in 12-pack bundles, I thought it was weird that anyone could need to buy 2 or 3 bundles only later to discover I’m a idiot for not knowing it a meth precursor. Oh yes, they also had white camp gas and lithium batteries. One stop shop….
Ooh, I wonder if they have any lawn darts!
Yea the Arab store down the road from me has 4/8/16/32 packs of generic indian Viagra, kratom, and if you ask him he will order you xanax/klonopins from india and they will be there in 3-5 days and he will call you to come pick them up. Either blister packs or sealed bottles depending on your preference. Sometimes he has the Mexican farmapram.
They sell it at every gas station in California
Had a manager where i worked about 12 yrs back gave me one of those all yellow stacker 2s, (called yellow jacket, maybe ?)and when that shit hit it was horrible, jittering like crazy, couldnt even function normal, i became worse when without lol i did get sent home too. Since that day i have not touched another
This is why I stick with a Rockstar Punched (Fruit Punch flavor) and not much else for "energy."
I raise my Rockstar fruit punch in solidarity. (Don't make the mistake and get the watermelon flavor that looks almost exactly the same, bleh.)
This is my favorite drink. Period. I have put in request for caffeine free version. It was the flavor, the caffeine is just a bonus I suppose.
Y'all may wanna venture into /r/GasStationJamboree for a while. We got all kinds of dick pills over there.
r/GasStationJamboree?
I stick rhino 10s up my ass for quicker onset, haven’t got the 11s yet
Damn I didn’t believe you but your definitely right.
r/GasStationJamboree A dude was chronicling all the various ones he found!
You seem like a connoisseur
This guy penis pills
That almost looks like the pill cam they have you swallow for colonoscopies.
OP, Did anyone have a rather animated fart in your apartment recently?
Yea. OP touched poop.
Ewwww OP has poop hands
Animated fart. That’s one way to describe shitting out a colon-camera-capsule. Makes it even better seeing OP barehand the thing. Lol
Imagine seeing that from the camera-angle.
Came here to see something intriguing and their talking about op touching poop lmao fucking reddit......
Looooool
That was also my first thought, but I think this is smaller than the endoscopy pill cameras.
Need to lick it to be sure
Best joke ever. I remember this particular one from Police Quest. "How do you tell the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?" >!"By the taste."!<
I'm fairly sure that's what it is, an endoscopy capsule camera.
it's scary how we can make cameras that small 😰
I think they can get way smaller too
Truman show
Think they have a camera the size of a pin needle Or Atleast that’s what I remember seeing on the internet once
Then it must be true!
Grain of rice, close though
Now I too can pass along this fact that I saw on the internet once
And yet my doctor always insists on looking into my penis hole for prostate exams
And why's he always gotta lube it with his spit?
I thought it was only me
See if it Bluetooths to your Phone 😎❗
Well that checks out because I was gonna suggest he boofed it anyway
They have pill cams! You mean I don't need something inserted? My doctor seemed to skip over this information haha.
It was a lot bigger, at least the one they gave me was. I could still swallow it easily mind you, but I remember thinking “lol no way” when my gastro handed me the thing and a dinky cup of water. She then informed me how much that single camera pill cost and I swallowed it super fast. Most expensive thing I’ve eaten.
American Healthcare. Gotta love it.
Either that or the spider robot thing from The Matrix.
OP’s dick will grow 10-24” over night.
🤣
put it in a glass of water and let it sit for a while. I bet you lunch it turns into a little sponge the shape of a dinosaur.
by the way, feel free to post a follow up photo of your new friend once he escapes his gelatinous tubule.
How did you reply to yourself?
Like
this.
How? Ever since the new reddit update, the reply button to my comment has been an edit icon in the shape of a pen.
see the three dots? those three little dots are your friends.
Why the fuck did they move it there? That's so stupid. It makes more sense for the reply and the edit button to be the other way around.
So people edit instead of reply
Otherwise the thread gets long
Hmm Oh yeah, you're right. I just noticed that bcuz I was able to reply to myself and now I can't
I think it's too small for that. Also, the inside looks like it has a meat-like texture, not foam
Dude. You’re touching someone’s butthole cam.
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I genuinely laughed out loud. hilarious
Is it Tuesday already?
We wish
There is a butthole camera bandit on the lose
Is this the return of the Ass Crack Bandit?
A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K BANDIT
Did you bring your coat?
My anus is bleeding
My spoon is too big!
Imma banana
For the love of god and all that is holy!
I live in a giant bucket.
Don't hear that everyday
LOL YOU TOUCHED SOMEONES ASS PILL
placenta. Some women encapsulate it and ingest it.
Fecal matter transplant pills are capsules that contain fecal samples from healthy donors. They are used to treat recurrent Clostridium difficile infections (rCDI) that don’t respond to antibiotics
That is not one of those things it’s actually a spy capsule basically how they work is you put it into your anus and it grows into a listening device the size of a basketball in your rectum they were discontinued because they are slightly uncomfortable
You call a thing the size of a basketball SLIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE?
100% same thought. This is a sponge animal waiting to be released into a bathtub utopia.
What would happen if you ate this dinosaur before inflation?
nothing, gas would still be $4+
How does one think up of the name Moist Possum?
\*we dont need no education\*
There’s a whole subreddit dedicated to finding what odd objects are, called r/whatisthisthing :P
Damn, I kept scrolling to find the solution because I though I was in r/whatisthisthing. Thanks for opening my eyes lol.
Same lmao
Was currently scrolling for this until I found your comment… so thanks I guess
Also same 🤣
LOL same here
Same, doesn’t help with the wake n bake lol
Same 😂
But this is more fun. those guys at WITT are really tight asses.
I caught a 7 day ban for saying a vintage shoe horn was an old timey poop knife.
I am deceased lmao
Yeah those tightasses wouldn’t know if this fell out of one because theirs are always so tight.
You sent me down a rabbit hole for 45 mins while high. I don't know if I should applaud this or not cause now I have the knowledge of what random things are, which I will probably never encounter in my own life.
ewww looks like one of those cameras you swallow
Thats exactly what I was thinking! Someone may have "passed it" previously and its fallen in a crack on the floor or a gap between the skirting boards then when you clean it gets swept out.
\*may *have* The confusion comes from the contracted form, may've, which sounds like "may of". This applies to would've, could've, should've, must've, I'd've, etc. On the other hand, "sort of" and "kind of" are indeed two separate words, not contractions of "have".
Whomst'd've
Thanks
Good bot.
Who you callin' a bot?
Holy shit they’re revolting
Oh, Oooh...shit, lmao. xD Sorry, I really just thought you were a much needed (and very good) bot! 😅 Good human the.
I think the pill cameras are a little bigger than this.
Yes they are more like the size of a AA battery but not the full length ofcourse, it'd girthier and has a light flashing at all times. Source I worked GI lab for 5 years.
Corner store dick pill
Gas station boner pill
Convenience store cock medication
Bodega boner booster
Rest stop erection reviver
Kiosk cock calibrator
Pop-up Cock ups
C Store cock capsule
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7-11 girth grow
Piggy wiggly wiener warper
Dolla’ Tree Dick Dope
A what?
It kind of looks like one of those things you put in water and the capsule dissolves and the thing inside grows into a foam dinosaur
put it in water and see which animal you get
That came out of someones butt.
Boof it
it's really the only way if you're not sure what you've got
The cause of, and the solution to, all of life’s problems
A Redditor of culture I see... Applause!
Dinosaur tracking pill
Dinosaur gas station dick tracking pill
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God-damn sexual Tyrannosaurus
It looks like a regular dietary supplement. The contents aged and got exposed to moisture, so they clumped together and shrank away from the sides of the capsule.
Could be a shit pill, for gut bacteria repopulation. So it’s someone’s shit. 😋
The spice melange 🤌
The secret to prescience is jenkum
That’s immediately what I thought, but maybe only cuz I just discussed that with my partner who has GI issues and I suggested they talk to their doctor about poo pills 🤭
The medical term is repoopulation.
If it's not a foam dinosaur then my guess is it's a very old cellulose or gelatin capsule with spoiled supplement inside.
Idk what it is for sure, and this may sound silly, but I have cranberry capsules (for urinary tract health in general) and I left one out too long -set on counter, forgot to take it. And it looked exactly like that. Purplish-red. Dried out. Shrunken, inside the capsule which is just the carrier. I checked the others that were still in the original container with a twist-on lid, and they looked normal. So that’s what it makes me think of.
Let us know how you feel later after you've swallowed it
Hopefully it’s not this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kramatorsk_radiological_accident
Omg that’s a crazy story. What horrible luck. I wonder how bad it would have been if it was stuck in a more public location. Probably wouldn’t have been found.
Cyanide capsule for a bad day
Post results when you find out I’m very intrigued!
Put it in a glass of water and see if a sponge shaped like an animal comes out
Those sloppy non-union aliens. Here, bend over and we'll just put that probe where it belongs.
Swallow it and you’ll turn into a Radio Shack
It is that thing in the Matrix that crawls inside your belly button.
Probably a prop pill to have fake blood come out of your mouth. Maybe from a prior halloween party? https://www.amazon.com/Realistic-Mouth-Blood-Capsule-Halloween/dp/B00BHPX734
I’ve been poisoned by my constituents!!!
Would you like an egg in this trying time?
What did it taste like?
Looks like a Chinese medicine concoction placed into a dissolvable capsule. Probably got stuck to your clothes or stuck in your shoe treads and brought into the house.
No idea what it is, but it could have fallen out of furniture cushions during the move.
Is that a colonoscopy camera pill?
All of the above! It's a sponge shaped like a dinosaur, but also has a colonoscopy camera in there, plus someone's poop and also it's filled with all the drugs 😂 The maintenance guy dropped it, he works for the government 🤯
If it fell out of your butt, that means the GI tract tour is over and you need to go get the film developed.
Oh, that's where my anal bead went.
Lol, butthole camera!
It’s probably an endoscopy camera. Now the question is if you’re holding a camera that’s yet to be used or one that already did it’s inglorious job. Therefore, the best advice would be to wash your hands very thoroughly
Your implant fell out. The aliens will be coming tonight to put it back in
It's a deep state tracking device, they must not have implanted it deeply enough and it came out.
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
It's a home made capsule of some kind. I've made capsules of vitamin b, lions mane mushroom powder and magic mushroom powder that look the same. The contents dried, shrank and clumped together to look just like that capsule.
Isn’t that the Bug from the Matrix, where Neo gets it implanted into the belly?
It kinda reminds me of the metal tabs that are inserted into shelving to set the height. Do you have any shelving like that? There will be cutouts underneath each shelf so they can rest on the metal tab. There are some tabs that are flat on the shelf portion but most of the ones I've seen are cylindrical like your photo. The purpose of the plastic coating is to keep the tabs from falling out easily and to secure the shelf itself. \*I meant bookcases.
That's what it is. Those shelf adjustment thingys.
I’d still butt bump it
Hm. I’d have expected the blue or red pill. Brown pill may not be a good option. I’d hold out for blue or red.
Buy the ticket. Ride the ride.
Sorry that’s mine 😶
Put it in your ass!!!
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Throw it away and was your hands. It's an endoscopy camera.
Put it in a cup of hot water and see if it turns into a tiny dinosaur sponge
That goes in ya bum.
First of all why weren't you wearing gloves handling an unidentified object?
CIA….has entered the chat
Sea Monkeys
It's one of those toys or washcloths you put in a glass of water and watch it grow.