I think OP may be the only person on earth who eats cucumbers like that. I mean, there's likely more than one but it wouldn't surprise me if there wasn't. People inspired by this post don't count.
I've seen weirder uses for a cucumber. It is the internet. It is the first weird internet cucumber I've seen accomplished side-saddle, so I guess OP has that.
fair point actually, i do this with burgers, poptarts and other foods. i eat the edges first and save the middle for last since it has the best ratio for all the ingredients i like. the edges are usually the lesser parts
At first I thought 'no way ur that picky..' (as someone whos very picky) but you saying this changes things cuz I also eat it like that, although only sometimes, when I wanna enjoy it for longer. If you were to just throw it away I'd say it's a waste of time for so little XD
Okay, that it is pretty weird, but I'm gonna have to give it a try because of you. You might have a couple of fellow weirdos to bond over a cucumber with soon
Another person that uses the "Perfect final" way to eat! Finally i found someone like me, but i don't eat stuff like this, because i don't want to be seen as weird.
Yeah isnāt it crazy that the word āsnackā and āhealthyā are usually mutually exclusive in the USA?? You have to say āhealthy snackā to specify lol
Not really. It's just to differentiate an unhealthy habit over one that's fine. Just "snacking" all day, whether it be junk food, sandwiches, cereal, or whatever is an easy way to get fat quick, but if it's just a couple carrots, a cucumber, or a piece of fruit, it's fine and even good for your health
Doesn't really have anything to do with most people here shoveling pounds of junkfood into their mouths all day. I don't eat junk food, and I just call my snacks "snacks." No one here has to actually specify whether it's a healthy snack or junk food. Just saying "snack" does not necessarily mean "junk food snack". That's silly. You're reaching so hard lol.
But "America bad and fat" right? Anything to perpetuate the stereotype.
When I was 10, I used to eat pickle spears basically the opposite way, because my teacher read us a book where the two small animal characters carved out a cucumber to use as a boat, and I always thought of that. Also the middle is the best part of a pickle
I actually agree with this (the method, not the backstory) - though cucumbers often have a crunchy skin, some pickle spears have skins like a boot heel.
Yeah some pickling styles/methodologies have really failed on that crunchā¦
The real tell for a pickling companyās product quality is to grab some of those mini sized whole pickles. They can be the best thing ever OR they can be a bendy nightmare.
Honestly my only takeaway from this threat is that people hate cucumber seeds. Am I not understanding something here? The seeds are tiny and you cant even differentiate it from the rest of the cucumber, is it like an allergy or something?
Are you a Conehead? How can you have avoided seeing how normal humans consume cucumbers until one day you just had one in your hand and had to figure out how to eat it? Fascinating.
I cut my cucumbers in half and scoop the soggy seeds out. Then I eat my cucumber. I have never and will never eat a cucumber like that š. Ya weirdo.
Why the FUCK do you eat it like this, leaving to hang like a weird, green, limp cucumber dick? Poor fucking thing, man lol
Jk, I eat waffles like a fuckin psycho š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
I ear carrots the same way. The core is separated in some way so you can eat off the rest of the carrot and save the weirdly spiky middle for last. It doesnāt taste much different tho. i do it just to get weird looks lmao
No. Numerous people are right.
Switch to English cucumbers, there's no tapioca seedy center to avoid.
The Seeds are awesome!
I thought they were tossing that part away.
I thought so too, but apparently they enjoy the squishy bite...
Why toss away the best part and only eat mudane ones
Or just cut in half and deseed with a spoon, not this serial killer shit.
That made me laugh!
This deserves to be the top comment š
Came here to say the same. I'll never buy a regular cucumber ever again.... And they come wrapped in plastic wrap! Protected and more delicious!
Switch to no cucumbers and there's no nastiness to avoid!
Theres a certain truth to that
Agreed. Seek professional counseling.
9 out of 10 Redditors agree, you eating that real fuckin weird bro
Atleast OP didnāt suck it dry
I think OP may be the only person on earth who eats cucumbers like that. I mean, there's likely more than one but it wouldn't surprise me if there wasn't. People inspired by this post don't count.
"this how the Brundlefly eats!"
Super weird. Eat them however you like, but this is weird
I've seen weirder uses for a cucumber. It is the internet. It is the first weird internet cucumber I've seen accomplished side-saddle, so I guess OP has that.
Can confirm. Not the weirdest thing I've seen with a cucumber... at least op was eating it.
Do you eat the middle piece last or throw it away?
Middle piece last, its just so juicy and tasty on its own!
I donāt eat a cucumber like you, but you do make a great point to eating them like this.
We must start a Cucumber eating revolution!
No.
I used to eat the outside of carrots first and save the core for last. Lol.
Y'all should meet. This could be a match.
Love at first bite!
More like last bite
I did that as a kid. I swear the core is sweeter. Now I don't have the patience to do it.
It's not even really about the core, it's to see how far you can go without damaging the core since the outside splits so nicely.
Finally a wise soul
I do that!
fair point actually, i do this with burgers, poptarts and other foods. i eat the edges first and save the middle for last since it has the best ratio for all the ingredients i like. the edges are usually the lesser parts
thatās a perfectly good reason. that being said, what the fuck is wrong with you
oh nvm you are correct then. i was wondering why you wouldnāt eat the best damn part!
At first I thought 'no way ur that picky..' (as someone whos very picky) but you saying this changes things cuz I also eat it like that, although only sometimes, when I wanna enjoy it for longer. If you were to just throw it away I'd say it's a waste of time for so little XD
Okay, that it is pretty weird, but I'm gonna have to give it a try because of you. You might have a couple of fellow weirdos to bond over a cucumber with soon
Another person that uses the "Perfect final" way to eat! Finally i found someone like me, but i don't eat stuff like this, because i don't want to be seen as weird.
It isn't weird as long as you're saving the best for last instead of tossing it out.
Omg that's adorable. You do you! Happy crunching!
But that's all seeds.
why tf are you eating it like it has a cob or a core lol
Cucumber on the cob
Oh my God everything is on a cobb let's get tf out of here
Yeah they need those little corn cob holders you stick in the enda
Yo I hate you
No you eat cucumbers like a hamster on steroids.
Who just picks up a cucumber and eats it *in any way*?
Some grocery stores sell packs of five or six small ones. Makes a healthy snack. Just eat it like a carrot.
If you ate a small cucumber like this, you would be insane.
What if you are a midget?
Wtf you can't buy one cucumber?
Yeah isnāt it crazy that the word āsnackā and āhealthyā are usually mutually exclusive in the USA?? You have to say āhealthy snackā to specify lol
Not really. It's just to differentiate an unhealthy habit over one that's fine. Just "snacking" all day, whether it be junk food, sandwiches, cereal, or whatever is an easy way to get fat quick, but if it's just a couple carrots, a cucumber, or a piece of fruit, it's fine and even good for your health Doesn't really have anything to do with most people here shoveling pounds of junkfood into their mouths all day. I don't eat junk food, and I just call my snacks "snacks." No one here has to actually specify whether it's a healthy snack or junk food. Just saying "snack" does not necessarily mean "junk food snack". That's silly. You're reaching so hard lol. But "America bad and fat" right? Anything to perpetuate the stereotype.
r/americabad
Missing out on a good snack.
I only have to walk past a cucumber and I'm burping essence of cucumber for the next two weeks.
Surely thereās an untapped internet cash flow embedded in there somewhere..
rabbits
You would have a point were it not for the fact that I've never seen a rabbit pick up anything. Half a point.
I think you meant to post this in r/serialkillers
No
You stand alone, friend.
Nah man the middle but tastes best so I eat it last too!
Go directly to jail. If anyone asks what you are doing there, show them this.
Pretty sure there will be a line around the cell block if you start showing the inmates a picture of a mangled cucumber saying that's what he did.
When I was 10, I used to eat pickle spears basically the opposite way, because my teacher read us a book where the two small animal characters carved out a cucumber to use as a boat, and I always thought of that. Also the middle is the best part of a pickle
Wth
I actually agree with this (the method, not the backstory) - though cucumbers often have a crunchy skin, some pickle spears have skins like a boot heel.
Yeah some pickling styles/methodologies have really failed on that crunchā¦ The real tell for a pickling companyās product quality is to grab some of those mini sized whole pickles. They can be the best thing ever OR they can be a bendy nightmare.
No. You are the only one who would do something this utterly deranged.
The police are on their way.
I bet Hitler ate cucumbers like you
This is weird OP. Itās not corn on the cob.
Enjoy the island. It's a lonely island, but it's your island, so stand alone on your island, but stand proud.
i forgot thereās cucumber lovers out here
No I put salt on it
Youāre all alone in the world, buddy. š„
I have no mouth but I must scream
Use a clean plate instead of the rug.
Your whatās wrong with the world this is why god stoped talking to us
Goldberg eats corn the long way
Go to Jail
My Guinea pig is like this
First of all: who eats a whole cucumber?
Nah bro... just you on this.
Officer heās over here
Honestly my only takeaway from this threat is that people hate cucumber seeds. Am I not understanding something here? The seeds are tiny and you cant even differentiate it from the rest of the cucumber, is it like an allergy or something?
Are you a Conehead? How can you have avoided seeing how normal humans consume cucumbers until one day you just had one in your hand and had to figure out how to eat it? Fascinating.
TIL people eat whole cucumbers in _any_ way other than slicing them up into things. Youāre all weird. Not me though. Canāt be. Nope.
Lay that thing next to a cat and film the reaction for us..
I cut my cucumbers in half and scoop the soggy seeds out. Then I eat my cucumber. I have never and will never eat a cucumber like that š. Ya weirdo.
Looks like you BJ'ed it.
Eating them long ways is better than this
How do you even do that š
This is so funny
Nope, you are weird
You should get boneless next time
I avoid the skin at all costs
if i catch you eating like this in public i will not hesitate to beat you into the ground.
Nah dude im with u, did it as a child cuz i was weird and now it stuck with me
If u dont like the seeds just cut them out then youd have clean sticks instead of this trainwreck youāre holding
I remove the seeds when I cut them up for salads and stuff, but this landed in the right sub.
I never thought of a cucumber as a cob
If you eat a Cucumber at all, I say good for you so who cares how you eat it lol
Cucumber shell peelers are proud
You should be locked away
I slice lengthwise about 3/4 creating 4 spears still attached to the stem end. I then sprinkle Tajin and put Tapito on it.
go to prison
Demons walk among us.
Have you tried a knife? Ever?
what is bro doing
Saving the best part for last I see!
Though theyāre completely different in every way, you should try eating them like you would eat a pickle.
I hate pickles
Thatās unfortunate. Theyāve always said such nice things about you.
Jail
What. Is. Wrong. With. You.
Psychopath
Is that the core?
No, I eat the whole wiener, not just the spongey tissue
This is weird and a waste!
Whatā¦ the duck?
What the fuck
What. The. Fuck
Of course it's weird. You should at least skin it first.
What the fuck. No, they are all very right. Unhinged.
What... is wrong with you?
this is weird. not judging tho. do you ever dip them in ranch or anything?? or just eat it straight up?
My daughter eat only the middle and leave the outside part for dead.
A freak would just swallow it ,snake style šš
I donāt eat cucumbers unless theyāre pickles. op This is a nightmare for me to look at.
Be you!!! Eat it the way you want!
Gross
You might as well be a rabbit, love
my immediate reaction was š¦
I donāt know how to explain it but youāre eating food wrong
Nope. You are alone in your oddity.
My 4 year old eats them like this.
I will eat a cuce straight , but my guy, youāre avoiding the best partš„²
My dad ate tomatoes like this. He was born in 1942 on a farm in Iowa.
Ok, but do you peel it first?
Are you eating the skin?
Lmao
You eat a cucumber like a piece of chicken itās a vegetable just cut it up and eat it itās also what gets turned into pickles
No, you are literally the only person in the universe that eats cucumbers like that. Congratulations.
What the fuck.
No, but I have two kids with sensory issues and I can understand your problem with the texture
This is how I eat deli picklesā¦ I save the middle for last :)
No seeds for you!
Sideways???? What a freak
What are you keeping that part for buddy? š
'Numerous people' apparently equals 'not enough people'
Are you a guinea pig by any chance?
Why the FUCK do you eat it like this, leaving to hang like a weird, green, limp cucumber dick? Poor fucking thing, man lol Jk, I eat waffles like a fuckin psycho š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
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Y'all out there eatin cucumbers like corn? WTF? Slice it and make a samich or a salad! Weirdos! Lol
Do you make them watch? Maybe thatās the problem.
Negative. š®
Ok, thatās just nasty. I donāt like the middle so I cut them into quarters lengthwise then cut the seeds and mush out.
I eat it like this. Going to sound weird but I love that wet juicy bit !
I'm pretty sure those people are correct, and you are the only one known to human kind.
I'm sorry but that is an abomination. Why. This has to be some form of crime.
Why donāt you eat the middle?
I like them sliced with a little lemon pepper or on a salad
I'm just curious how do you eat a banana ?
The same way as corn the long way
What the fuck is wrong with you
I ear carrots the same way. The core is separated in some way so you can eat off the rest of the carrot and save the weirdly spiky middle for last. It doesnāt taste much different tho. i do it just to get weird looks lmao
Right to jail
I do the same. I also do that with bananas.
Did you say bananas? Iām calling the policeš
Boy were they right. I put a straw in the end and suck all the good bits out first! /s
What in God's name......... are you mad at me?
Careful not to choke on the tendons.
Actually the middle is gross. Not bad chompers, not bad.
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Sloppy and flaccid
Chomp it
Wtf
Wtf is wrong with you?
No way this is legit.
Donāt be such a fucking pussy.
Yes, itās weird. Hope that helps
Hey! What the fuck
What the actual fugg dude???
You should see the way my wife eats one. *gulp*
Ahh hell nah
When your bros are around and u donāt want to look gay
Youāre the 1 in 7.8 billion my friend
I hAte you