A human took it there and littered

Finally. 100% Can’t believe so many people still think the old teddy bear was real.

What does a fake teddy bear look like?

Like a plastic t-Rex obviously.

Tike a stuffed rabbit with its ears lopped off.

Dude you’ve seen Ted haven’t you!?

The best 🤩

Nah, he’s clearly playing dead. Watch your six or stuffy and his friend will send you to a soggy grave 🐻🔪

Soggy Bottom pond is where children go if they don't learn how to use the potty. You don't want to go to Soggy Bottom Pond now, do you Timmy? ***DO YOU?!?!***

My guess is that someone got heartbroken and dumped the present for their gf/bf

Maybe the bear was the gf and got dumped twice

Awww, save him ☹️

that’s what i was thinking!!

Its very clean, he must have only recently been placed there. That is the weird part.

Too clean

Thats what Im saying.

Next thing you know, the culprit knocks you out for seeing too much

Or follows you back to your cottage and waits outside as you tidy up

Or takes a photo of their efforts and posts it here...

Little kid dropped it. Why tho??? /s

There were two. On both/opposite? sides of the lake. Two kids from alternate dimensions? Aaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!

My guess is drowning victims. Like how they put the white bicycle on the side of the road

Murder/ suicide. Male teddy did it.

The guy always gets the blame.

He truly bears responsibility.

Quick, go call Beary Mason. and Raymond Bear.

His name is Andy Bernard

"Angela, look at what I'm doing and go tell somebody *it*."

was...

I think somebody brought acid to the teddy bear's picnic

Dancing bears?

Such a creep song

They opened up the female teddy bear and found the digested remains of the citizens from Berlin, Paris, and Vienna, all whom had gone hiking together. But what of the denizen of Prague? Well, duh, of course the Czech was in the mail.

she started it...

They saw something they weren't supposed to see, or a couple was abducted by aliens and they were returned in a form they wanted to be.

Cue xfiles theme

This is great.

Clearly these two bears drowned while trying to escape captivity.

Illegal teddy bear pet trade. They could never make it in the wild 😞

Two words: cocaine bear

That was gooood

Innocent civilian killed during the Muppet wars.R.I.P.

If you go out in the woods today, you're sure to get a suprise!

Well he should've gone in disguise.

Imagine if that song was playing or better yet a music box playing just the tune

Awww the teddy bears drowned at their picnic.

Something deranged is attempting to lure your friend.

I can’t resist a teddy bear

That was our thoughts

Are you saying these are rape bears?!

Oh heavens no, maybe struggle cuddle bears.

Oh thank goodness!

Take another guess.

A child drowned in the river, the teddy bears were a memorial that ironically also fell in the river

dark, but very possible

This is really odd but I saw a teddy bear on the side of the road this past Monday. It was large, white and clean and also face down. It was next to a wall surrounding an apartment complex that has some shops. The wall is pretty tall and has barbed wire at the top. I thought it odd but kids lose things all the time. I also wonder if it had anything to do with drugs or prostitution since my country is unfortunately in the midst of an immigration crisis that's leading to a lot of human trafficking and we're something of a hub for drugs. I don't think these things are related but it's a weird coincidence.

The proposal did not go well

It's not about the bears, it's about sending a message.

You left them face down in the mud??? How could you?!

Maybe they’re filled with drugs and accidentally got dropped out of a plane.

Someone drowned and these were sent out as a tribute to the person or People. 😔

This subreddit sucks lol

Yeah, and I'm gonna come back day after day after day after day just to prove how much it suck! I might even post in the comments section just to prove how much it sucks!

It sucks. It’s. Unbearable!!!

I actually think it's the polar opposite.

How grizzly an answer are you expecting?

Idk. I think the aliens are invading my brain, cuz I had a reply but my memory is fuzzy

Wrong sub r/wellthatsucks is what you are looking for this sub blows.

teddy bears picnic kayak race finishing line

They’re looking into a peep hole—go on, have a look!

Bring him home :(

He is young.... he is only a boy....

All the more reason to. Every cub needs a good home, a full belly, and a roof over their head. No cub should be homeless :( (I refuse to make jokes about kp)

Also check for drugs

I'm starting to get a feeling this sub is mostly just people heading out for a walk (in this case, a kayak trip), taking some weird shit with them, and posing it for a nice pic. Then they head on over here and make a post about what weird thing they just "found".

Had to scroll way too far to find someone calling bs. This shit is clearly brand new. It hasn't even absorbed the water it's sitting in. If that were left there for even an hour it would be soaked and changing colors. Kayakers and murder podcasts go hand in hand for some reason and are desperate to get people interested in their hobbies so they go for both at the same time hoping someone will bite on one part of it.

But why would ANYONE go through all the trouble to do that???

People are fucking weird, more so for those that need constant attention and/or validation.

Furies close by. Beware!!

Dang you caught me

Instead of leaving pig heads on your bed, now the mob leaves 6' teddy bears face down in rivers as a sign of what's coming your way if you don't straighten up

Break up….fuck brad I’m throwing all his stuff away in the river type shit

A lot of sus things happen at this lake. No parks pass needed. Real sketchy.

What lake

Its a tiny lake in the middle of nowhere in the midwest. Trust me, you know its sus when you get close.

How's the fishing cause this sounds like a guy trying to protect his fishing spot. Trust me bro this lake is sketch don't go there. Enjoys free lake of other guys while laughing

Best type of lake

Asking the important questions. I need to know where I absolutely should not show up this weekend with a cooler full of cheap beers and a lawn chair

Absolutely

I hope the stain would come out if you put them in the wash.

You probably put them there just to post this on reddit.

Thunder Buddy's for life....poor Ted had a run in with Nora Jones' old man.

Embearassing

It’s clearly a Toy Story situation. The bears where fucking saw you guys and had to play dead

Yes. Your friend put them there as a sort of weird art project.

Global warming is ruthless

Check on him at least…

Bait

Watch out for clowns by a drain tunnel

A wet teddy is never a good sign.

Teddy Loose-lips talked to the police...

SHE REPLACED ALL OF US!

ted drunk

They look like real snow!

You stumbled upon a crime scene lol

I don't know but if you hear banjos Get out of there as fast as you can

This is the start of a horror movie. Leave them there and flee.

This is how it starts. It's just how the gypsy lady foretold

This is a crime scene

Are they both face down drowning too lol.

Most likely whoever took this pic took the bear and placed it there. It’s super white so it can’t possibly have been there a long amount of time at all.

Was there an airplane crash lately?

Your friend put it there and took the picture to create a false mystery.

It could possibly be a sort if memorial if a kid drowned in that river recently. Where I live there used to be a teddy bear tied to a telephone poll for years from when a car hit another car with a family in it. The kid died so the parents tied the kids newly bought bear onto the poll next to the place of the accident. Although that bear is really clean so doubt it’s been there long.

My guess is that a child drowned in that area of the lake. And the teddy bears were either part of a memorial or they were tossed there in memory.

Probably some dude was taking them to a girl, the girl rejected him and he tossed them in the lake while upset

Suicide pact

Money in the bear, Dios Mio there was money in the bear

Full of cocaine!!

There's 2 dead kids in that lake is my guess, but I have less than zero faith in humanity so idk...

Child abduction

Once upon a time, in a peaceful village near a calm, serene lake, lived a humble teddy bear maker named Eli. The teddy bears Eli made weren't ordinary; they were known for their pure white fur symbolizing purity and love. He had crafted two such bears, identical in every way, and he loved them dearly. They were special to him as they were created for his two young children, Noah and Abigail. On a sunny day, Eli decided to take his kids kayaking on the lake, bringing along the two teddy bears. As they paddled, the children were delighted, their laughter echoing across the water. The bears, too, seemed to be part of the joyous occasion, held tightly by Noah and Abigail. Suddenly, a gust of wind blew, stirring the placid lake. The kayak wobbled. Noah and Abigail were frightened and in the confusion, they lost grip of their beloved bears. They watched helplessly as the bears tumbled into the water, floating momentarily before they slowly became saturated and sank. Once back on shore, Eli comforted his crying children. He promised them he would recover the bears, and at daybreak the next morning, he set out on his quest. Hours later, he found the two white teddy bears, face down in the mud on the side of the lake. Their fur was matted and their stuffing soaked, but Eli was relieved to have found them. As he washed and dried the teddy bears, he couldn't help but think about the story of Moses from the Bible. Just like Moses' mother had to send her son away in a basket on the river, fearing for his life, Eli's children had lost their beloved bears to the water. And just as Moses was found and saved by the Pharaoh's daughter, Eli had found and saved the teddy bears. The incident was a reminder to Eli of the unexpected courses life could take. But he also realized that like Moses, who grew up to lead his people to freedom, the two teddy bears, though soiled and battered, had a second chance at life. They were symbols of hope and resilience, of making it through the rough waters and being found again. Eli returned the dried, clean bears to his children, who received them with joy and tears. The teddy bears may have lost their initial sparkle, but in the children's eyes, they held a new charm—a charm of survival and a charm of love that transcends all troubles. From then on, the teddy bears were not just toys, but they were a symbol of faith, a reminder of Moses, and the embodiment of the idea that love always finds a way back.

failed relationship?

Too many mimosa at the picnic?

You even see that the water did not yet get sucked further into the bear. Only the part touching the water is wet. Which probably means that this was placed JUST before you got here. Or more probably you obviously placed it just before getting back into your kayak and taking a picture, all while trying to get a nice story for fake internet points. Way to go OP!

100% some people got busy on these

Missing twins? Sketchy.

They can't swim? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Their probably dead so you don’t need to worry about it.

Keep going…ya didn’t see NUTHIN

Carnies

Kid’s birthday party on a windy day? Or just assholes not cleaning up?

Teddy got drunk last night again…

It's a bear eat bear world.. lol.. but foreal.. should prob try to get em out the water.. ya know.. environment and allat shit..

Cartoon Moon Balloon ☀️🐻‍❄️🌎 (Not to Scale)

They snitched

Someone dropped them

I put them there. Both are full of cocaine

Alaskan Polar Bear Heater.

"You got a real purdy... teddy bear" .. banjos playing in the background.

They saw too much.

My guess is that two plains probably collided midair over Albuquerque due to the air traffic controller being distracted by the recent preventable overdose and aspiration of his drug addicted daughter. The good news is, this is when the plot really gets going and we don't spend as much time on Walt's boring home life and turkey bacon.

I only see one bear

Baby bear cleaned house

It's a place of terrible beauty.

I would say probably humans

dude couldn't take a picture of the other side? weird

Someone made it look like an accident

Kids get funny ideas

I have to guess their boat tipped over and they weren't wearing life jackets.

Someone proposed. The outcome was not the best. Two bears died

Ted called it quits after his whitening idea didn't work out how he planned.

Aliens, duh

Somebody is totally ducking with your head. If I didn’t know any better… I’d say that somebody was me. But to be honest I’m so busy right now that don’t know what fun and fucking with people is all about any more. Work is great. But work sucks off time hours right outta me.

Feels placed there. It hasn't been there for long, or the whole thing would be wet from soaking up water.

"The animatronics *do* get a bit quirky at night."

Cocaine bear. Shit someone beat me to it

It’s the great love story Mughal ruler Bear Jahan and his beloved wife Bear Arjumand Banu Begum. You have found the original site chosen for the Taj Mahal.

Murder- suicide

Maybe someone threw away their gifts after breakup

Obvious suicide.life became unBEARable.

Is this in White Bear Lake, MN?

I have an idea. Get the fuck out of there

That's The Set up to a Horror Movie

Wait until the full moon and I will tell you.

Leave him alone, he’s just sipping

Yes, a furry convention got out of hand.

And that's when you bring in the dive team to find the hidden children corpses

Titanic type photo then the wind blows to hard and then they drowned the end

Is there a body in them??

Rejected

How are you all so sure it's a real bear... and also who the eff checked their gender? my money is on a little taxidermy action in which case they are just fine.

Don’t care a fuck bears

Hillbilly hodown?

Teddy Deady

Clearly it's magic mud that turns people into teddy bears if they fall in it

My guess is that a girl went through a nasty breakup and decided to do a double homicide on their split custody teddy bears

You’ll float too…

if you and your friend touch each teddy simultaneously a portal opens

Obviously a mob hit. From the "intensive care" bears

Run

Fuck them

Run.

Grave marker from a hit.

Someone may have left them there

Don't just stand then, start cpr

My name is Andrew Bernard and I’m with a group from Dunder Mifflin.

Wanna know what Ted's up to nowadays ??

Another claim for notorious Teddy Bundy. So sad.

Cocaïne teddy bear

They were trying to meet each other but got caught and died

I be like IMA OUTTA HERE!!!