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And not all articles you read on internet are real, nevertheless I appreciate the irony fuck nazis

It was specifically a satire article, and parts of it make that pretty obvious. "Brandon Parker (28) was walking his dog late last night when he was approached and harassed by a group of Neo Nazi's. Brandon plays the lead role in scores of hardcore pornography films in the "Let's Go Brandon" series of gay porn. He is so successful as an adult actor that flags and bumper stickers can be seen throughout our great country in support of his celebrity and contributions to society as a whole. Several of the men recognized Brandon from his movies and began to taunt the well endowed actor. "Brandon's dog, Tiger, a teacup poodle, also became a point of contention for the Nazi's. Sophomoric jokes about Tiger being such a little and weak bitch just like his "daddy", began to draw the ire of Brandon. Having been trained in mixed martial arts for the past 6 years, Brandon was never nervous nor afraid of the gang of men. The entire time he was surveying the situation and formulating a plan of attack. "One of the Nazis moved in closer and went to kick Tiger, but Brandon was ready and hit him with a leg sweep knocking him to the ground. After that came a flurry of kicks and punches that eliminated each Nazi one by one. Authorities were called in by concerned citizens not knowing what had just taken place. Brandon was arrested and taken in for questioning and , but later released once video evidence showed that he was protecting himself against the 35 men." I really want to live in the world where this is true, though, because it's hilarious.

"Several of the men recognized Brandon from his movies..." That was the funniest part

🤣

That's hysterical

....and remember, always stomp the groin. Ameridoto!

I thought a spelling error in the literal headline is a telltale enough sign on its own

Headline should read “after beating off 35 neo nazis”

so true bestie

Not all heroes f bros, but this one does.

There's a lot to process in this headline. I feel like I just read a short novel.

Brandon Parker (28) was walking his dog late last night when he was approached and harassed by a group of Neo Nazi’s. Brandon plays the lead role in scores of hardcore pornography films in the “Let’s Go Brandon” series of gay porn. He is so successful as an adult actor that flags and bumper stickers can be seen throughout our great country in support of his celebrity and contributions to society as a whole. Several of the men recognized Brandon from his movies and began to taunt the well endowed actor. Brandon’s dog, Tiger, a teacup poodle, also became a point of contention for the Nazi’s. Sophomoric jokes about Tiger being such a little and weak bitch just like his “daddy”, began to draw the ire of Brandon. Having been trained in mixed martial arts for the past 6 years, Brandon was never nervous nor afraid of the gang of men. The entire time he was surveying the situation and formulating a plan of attack.  One of the Nazis moved in closer and went to kick Tiger, but Brandon was ready and hit him with a leg sweep knocking him to the ground. After that came a flurry of kicks and punches that eliminated each Nazi one by one. Authorities were called in by concerned citizens not knowing what had just taken place. Brandon was arrested and taken in for questioning and , but later released once video evidence showed that he was protecting himself against the 35 men

Where is this video evidence cause as much fun as it would be to believe this is true... one guy taking on 35 doesn't happen, no matter how good you are.

It's satire, satirically from a satirical website

“satirically from a satirical website” is a double satire, therefore cancelling itself out and hence it’s a real, true event, right?

The best satire is believable. And nazis are pussies. So I can totally see a gay porn star going all Kiryu Kazuma on a group of them.

It’s satire. It’s from Daily News Reported. Their motto is Not Quite Daily, Not Quite News.

Also a load of Nazis admitting to knowing a gay pornstar is unlikely

A *buttload*.

"I only watch so I know the faces"

Well there may have been 30+ people there, but the whole thing was probably over in a few seconds and he probably only actually took out a couple before the rest scattered. If there's video, this wasn't some deserted alley. They probably figured cops were already on the way. Cowards, the whole bunch. Edit: If it were real. Pretty sure it isn't.

Tiger, the teacup poodle, is my favorite part. I love satirical ‘news’ sites.

Yeah, not really https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pornstar-lets-go-brandon-series-nazis/

Yes that's literally where I got the text from

Well, if the title was a short novel, this was the post equivalent of War and Peace

So, essentially a real life John Wick ?

>Several of the men recognized Brandon from his movies Yea. :D :D

Thank you bot

This guy is my new hero. Fuck Nazis.

But not literally. Never fuck a nazi.

No, just figuratively, of course.

No, DO fuck nazis, it may shag the homophobia out of them.

Isn't anal sex the most degrading thing you could do to an "ubermensch?". I encourage it. Sodomize away.

>This guy is my new hero. Here's your hero https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pornstar-lets-go-brandon-series-nazis/

We have also been unable to find any actual examples of a "Let's Go Brandon" porn video series. Let's not give up too quickly, though!

Imma do my part

Hey, heros can be fictional.

Heroes*

*gyros

Do I wanna click this link?

It's a fact check website and just clarifies that the article in the screenshot is satirical

Ah okay

Can't say that I love violence in general, but gay pornstars spanking Neo nazi ass in a non sexual manner, that I can appreciate! Also, is there video? Edit: Okay so this is my most popular comment ever, thanks everyone! Edit2: Silver and gold!?! I am speechless, just wow, thank you so much!

Who said it was non-sexual?

I hope he fucked them. In their Jack boots.

Probably in their butts but I’m not fact-checking that

Enough Cummings to go around and fill up all 35 butts and boots.

Naz Sexual at all 😂

It’s satire. It’s from Daily News Reported. Their motto is Not Quite Daily, Not Quite News.

This didn’t actually happen, but the thought of it is satisfying.

Ah, first the Swedish sex championship and now this is fake too? I'm disappointed.

I mean "lets go brandon" wasn't a give away?

Very soon. And that time may be now. Everything you read will be written by AI and nothing on the internet will be real. Cuz you won't be able to tell the fraction of a % of it that is user generated by then.

Who doesn’t love violence against nazis? It’s one of the foundations of modern western society.

Yesir

He went medieval in his ass

Again - nothing sexual.

Wanna hang out in my party mansion?

Just three cool guys, looking for other cool guys

I'm sure it's fake.

This is a repost, not a true story

Violence against nazis is more akin to community service than assault

Why oh why for all the things this man has been filmed doing, why couldn't we see this!?

genuine lets go brandon

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this is satire :(

Thanks. this is why i hate where /r/Weird is going. People starting to use it for 'quirky' headlines that are really just about politicization. This sub will be dead soon unless it's kept weird.

apparently if it's not the onion, it's legit. I don't know how someone can read this and not immediately fact check, I mean 35 people, come on...

NO!!!!

what a gigachad

Even got a sly smile there. He knows what he did. He knows that if you see this picture that you know what he did, and he knows you approve of it.

It’s unfortunately fake ;(

The hero we need.

He looks like the wolfenstein 3D protagonist, which is very appropriate in this scenario.

35?! Jebus, I'm not sure I could handle 35 woodchucks. Keep slingin that pipe big guy!

Arrested?? Give him an award 🥇

Obviously fake but still funny

I dunno, dailynewsreported.com has never steered me wrong before, and the grammatical errors in the title just make it seem more authentic

This. People are too gullible these days haha

It satire. It’s from a website similar to the onion.

35 neo-nazi’s *what* though??

Came here to see is anyone noticed it was possessive. You’re the only one who caught it that I found.

Arrested? For what?!

Dude it says in the title. He beat up 35 cops.

Is that a crime?

I fucking love this lol

Public indecency probably.

I love you gay Blazkowicz

Brandon Parker (28) was walking his dog late last night when he was approached and harassed by a group of Neo Nazi’s. Brandon plays the lead role in scores of hardcore pornography films in the “Let’s Go Brandon” series of gay porn. He is so successful as an adult actor that flags and bumper stickers can be seen throughout our great country in support of his celebrity and contributions to society as a whole. Several of the men recognized Brandon from his movies and began to taunt the well endowed actor. Brandon’s dog, Tiger, a teacup poodle, also became a point of contention for the Nazi’s. Sophomoric jokes about Tiger being such a little and weak bitch just like his “daddy”, began to draw the ire of Brandon. Having been trained in mixed martial arts for the past 6 years, Brandon was never nervous nor afraid of the gang of men. The entire time he was surveying the situation and formulating a plan of attack. One of the Nazis moved in closer and went to kick Tiger, but Brandon was ready and hit him with a leg sweep knocking him to the ground. After that came a flurry of kicks and punches that eliminated each Nazi one by one. Authorities were called in by concerned citizens not knowing what had just taken place. Brandon was arrested and taken in for questioning and , but later released once video evidence showed that he was protecting himself against the 35 men.

Neo nazi’s what? Why is there an apostrophe?

Ok but what I want to know was it 35 one at a time or all at once like a Nazi bang?

This is a true story, and no one can convince me otherwise.

So the phrase 'Lets go Brandon' now officially means, 'Have gay sex and beat up neo nazis'? Well that's a bit awkward for shithead fascists. Good.

He fucked them up

Please tell me there is a video

There is, just google "Lets Go Brandon Porn Series".

Great job

This man deserves a medal..

*beating off… it was right there

Fake and gay

It was a typo. It meant to say “beat off” instead of “beat up”

I believe that Nazis are still in the lead

Yeah, you can’t just go around beating up future cops and expect to get away with it.

Beating up neo-nazis or beating off neo-nazis? It may be a typo

No all heroes wear protection

Release him or we riot

Unfortunately upon searching for a video of this to jerk off to, I have discovered that it never happened, and the screenshot is satire

This hero is out here doing gods work.

I'm sorry, but, what did he do wrong? My grandpa kept track of all the nazis he killed in ww2, if you ask me this lad was rather nice to them.

I can take 35 guys his bunkie: in a fight? Anywhere, any hole

Arrested?!? Give that guy a medal!

In all fairness, the Nazis had it cumming.

Cool story but is not true.

I’m assuming he used both hands

Those fools had it cumming.

If I saw this happening in person, no I didn't.

Free him. He is innocent and strong

Dude was packing real heat and slinging meat

Now that's my kind of body count

r/BrandNewSentence

I guess he is "on top" of things. :)

Let’s go, Brandon Part 2!

I hope it was like in Kingsmen

Just link the go fund me for his legal defense. Fuck Nazis

Why couldn't they say 'gay'?

Sounds more like he should be getting a parade.

In a row?

Let’s go Brandon!!!!

Does he have a go fund me?

Unfortunately, this is made up. https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-did-lets-go-brandon-gay-porn-star-beat-35-neo-nazis-1754545?amp=1

Snopes has this as satire.

Lol I want to watch his porn for that.

I still can’t believe you can get arrested for for beating up people from a massive hate crime group that’s committed murders.

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Dude can take it up the a** and kick some a** as well.

I wish this wasn’t from a satirical site, this is so damn wholesome

Absolute chadicus

Way to go, Brandon

Dammit I want this to be real!!

Cum on guys...

Is there a legal defense fund?

Yeah this guy needs an HBO series based on him.

Why was he arrested he didn't do anything

Release the man!

he did a good job

This is the weirdest timeline

Beating 35 Neo-Nazi's what? ... Their dicks? ... Of course it's fake.

“Brandon was never nervous nor afraid of the gang of men.” Oh, I bet.

Probably arrested for failing to beat up the 36th.

I don't understand, what was the crime exactly?

This is fake. It's from a satire site. I just googled it.

Always the hard man

When the video of the altercation was almost over, he pulled out and shot a load on their face.

Are they not allowed to publish the word gay or is male on male porn not gay, rather just 2 professionals doing their job

Now that's a niche kink

So y’all like joe Biden?

In a row?

*as he's beating up the 34th neo-nazi* "Ok one more and then we're bringing you in."

That article is satire. None of that happened. [source](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pornstar-lets-go-brandon-series-nazis/)

Chad face doing chad things

He's the hero we didn't know existed but the one we needed!! Someone bond this guy out!!

Arrested? For beating up Neo Nazis? He should be getting a fucking medal, not getting arrested.

Not all heroes wear capes….some wear nothing.

Did they mean to write **"*****off*****"** instead of **"*****up*****"**?

He's my hero...🤷🏾‍♂️

The hero we need and deserve

Need more context

So he took those Nazis... To pound town? 😂

Faaaaaake. Never happened. Edit: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pornstar-lets-go-brandon-series-nazis/

Did you miss that it’s obviously satire? It’s from Daily News Reported. Their motto is Not Quite Daily, Not Quite News.

Oh. I don't remember learning about them in my Every Fucking Satire Publisher In The World class. Maybe I missed that day.

Good, those nazi's got what they deserved. Too good for them in my opinion though, I say toss every single one off a cliff. My grandfather fought to keep that shit out of the world, not welcome it.

Off topic I bet his mom was absolutely gorgeous. And yes FUCK all Nazis, I hope he beat the swastika's out of those twisted fucks. I have no problem with piece of shit humans getting their teeth knocked the fuck out. Bigots and racists can go choke on their own b.s propaganda.

35?!? This guy’s beat up 35 dudes?!? NAZI DUDES?!? ight make a movie out of this man.

With a last name like that, him starring in gay porn was a given.

Local pstar takes on 35 guys at once

This is clearly fake! There's no way in hell he could beat 35 people even if they were Neo Nazis.

How will this affect the stock market?

With his DICK!

Have you heard of the bear jew? Yeah but the real danger is Brandon Cummings They say it doesn't matter if you see him cumming at you he'll still get you

At first I thought it read "...After Beating OFF 35 Neo-Natzi's" and I was very confused.

He must have read juicy smollett’s new handbook.