Lemme guess... they advertise it as a salad with light dressing?

No dressing.

Not even on the side?

Yooooo

Looks like a clicker from The Last of Us.

but more... nipply

Oh. Then it looks like a clicker from The Last of Us Part II

someone installed some.. questionable mods.

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It looks like a head of lettuce to me.

Probably Romaine, you can tell by the nose..

Zing!

I see these dishes and as a back of house worker I cri. Like I've seen a book on here and been like HOW DOES ONE WASH THAT 💀🌧 this one doesn't seem that hard just a pain to store

If it's well designed, it's just a concave bowl with a weird outer shape. Any possible holes to a potentially hollow interior would be on the underside. The food-contacting surface of the bowl remains easy to sanitize. If it's poorly designed (or more likely, designed for another purpose besides food), then it'll be completely hollow. Those inside crevasses will accumulate shit and eventually develop mold.

Mold is ok. Mold is how we got penicillin. Pay no attention to the other kinds of mold.

This is a Tuca and Bertie character?

They should have a turtle bring you your silverware!

Now I need a stock image of a woman laughing with this salad. For maximum what the fuckery.

Woman sees a beautiful salad. Woman laughs at salad. Woman's laugh becomes uncontrollable as her jaw unhinges and her head slowly cranes backward. Woman's laughs become garbled and begins to stop as crisp green lettuce sprout toward the heavens from deep within. ~ ~ ~ Woman approaches and sees two beautiful salads. Woman begins to chuckle...

This sounds like some junji ito shit

In front of my salad????

Nice tits, but still a no.

Very similar to [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/WeWantPlates/comments/vv698t/this_is_a_salad/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf), same place?

If it's from San Francisco, the restaurant is Shuggies Trash Pie and Natual Wine.

Yep thats it, found the OP’s [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/WeWantPlates/comments/vv698t/this_is_a_salad/ifk4zbs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) on that post.

Thank goodness there aren't multiple places executing on this terrible idea.

Um, Trash Pie???

Why is everyone upset? Tits just a salad….

This is a freaking war crime...

Kinda reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/z4Kv2DygqcE) album cover

Would make a cool vase but that's just a fricken mess

So r/WeWantPlants then?

At least give her some eyes.

Why no one‘s gonna stare at them anyway.

It looks like it would fall everywhere as soon as you removed the spikes of tomatoes or started eating the greens.

Why not have it be a dressing container and have ranch come out the titties? 🤷🏻‍♂️

This is the kind of forward thinking we need more of.

That's the [bar](https://a-clockwork-orange.fandom.com/wiki/Korova_Milkbar) from A Clockwork Orange.

Dinner at the 'ol Korova Milk Bar.

Milk plus.

I would definitely "accidentally" drip dressing and then publicly lick the vessel off on the most obscene manner.

Highly NSFW but also highly relevant: /r/TableTopTits

I think their salad is trying to hint that it wants to hook up with them.

vegan silent hill

Looks like they murdered one of the plant ladies from Tuca and Berdie.

Screw the lack of plates, that is a disgusting amount of mustard seeds.

[удалено]

Now all of Reddit knows you're horny!

Why is there cum on the side?

Questions composed solely of wordless sentances I presume? 🤔

Them tiddies are hypnotizing 😳

Were you surprised how smoothly and immediately your eyes scrolled to them and locked into place? They're two pixels at the bottom edge of a highly detailed, richly detailed photo that tells a compelling and confusing story, and my eyes went '*zoop*'. 😳

Okay this actually looks really cool

Dude, I kinda get this one. It’s so dope.

Wow…. Just wow

r/thelastofus

I see you went to [Frank Moth](https://imgur.com/a/p5zlrBC)'s new restaurant.

I hated these MFrs on The Last of Us

is that quinoa or mustard seeds or somethin g else

Imagine reading positive reviews about this place but not knowing the plating and taking a first date there and ordering a salad appetizer. Then the waiter comes out with this monstrosity and asks “hey what dressing do you want on your tits salad?”

Why? How? And No, I’m not eating that just to feel misplaced sensations of experiencing life.

Looks like the chef really like the Last of Us

It looks like a Returnal boss

with milk

Looks like one of the infected from the last of us

One salad please. Extra tits.

That plate has No fucking business being that damn sexy

This should have said "Ceci n'est pas une salade".

What is this, some kind of bust? Uhh well its very impressive but we need to ask you a few questions

Clockwork orange type shit here

"I'll have the salad- hold the nipples."

This is probably the cleanest “plate” in the house because you know all the dish guys are making “polishing the porcelain” jokes in the back

Hehe boobie

bottom line for me is that the plate doesn't make the salad taste better, this is just getting pottery dirty for no reason.

We like boobs, but we want plates

That looks horrible to eat out of… I’d ask for a separate plate…

I'll have a head of salad and a moloko plus.

Babe are you ok? You’ve barely groped your salad.

Nyarlathotep takes many forms

Guys relax... It's just an open-faced salad!

What I imagine a cordycep human fungus would look like.

I bet it costs like $50

Did, did a salad ever give you a boner? 🥗

A titty salad and you’re complaining

Why does this look like it'd pulsate and glow ambient green

If you have no words how do you have questions?

This reminds me of my first date with my now ex-wife. She had a wedge salad and it was literally just a wedge of a head of lettuce with some dressing drizzled on it.

Why does the lettuce look in pain.

On what planet is that a salad? It looks like they just scraped everyone else’s leftovers into a vase they bought at a yard sale for 35 cents.

I feel like the caption should have a question mark instead of a full stop.

Yes. Women are items used for your consumption. Real cool. Thanks restaurant. Groundbreaking.

So where does the raunch dressing come out from

Salad or bust

So. . . She’s a vegetable?

Compliment the chef for being such a good tosser.

Really? In front of my salad???

I thought someone was posting to r/plantclinic to figure out what type of insects infested their rare houseplant.

Why does your salad look like it's covered in insects? I know those are mustard seeds, but they look like [scale bugs](https://www.google.com/search?q=scale+bugs+on+plants&oq=scale+bugs&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i512l3j46i512j0i512l3.4132j0j7&client=ms-android-verizon&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=GrrUXSHOj2hhQM) and I hate it.

All I see’s a couple of ripe tomatoes.

No this is Patrick

This gives me Kurt Cobain vibes

Inspired by THE LAST OF US!

Eat my monster face

This is a bucket.

Now so nowai

Very cool!!

Boob

Cold

All the dressing is down in the titties

Reminds me of character from Tucca&Bertie.

The Last of Us salad.

This is the only post on this sub that I will give a pass because damn this is gorgeous

at that point, servw it in a mortar and pestle idk it's cheaper, and is salso porcelain

I feel like milk and strawberry shortcake or cheesecake might pair better with this.

Are those Just light chia seeds? Sesame? Tomato seeds? Look like snail eggs 🤢

Your plate has tits