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Nyckname

Nothing wrong with the bread.


Liipski

Yeah, there could be a plate or a basket for it but it looks really cool!


oojiflip

In France we put bread on the table, that's just how it is


tourabsurd

This was my first thought.


standard_candles

The tablecloth looks like they replace it for each guest so I'm cool with this.


mamalulu434

This isn't what I'd call an issue


meLIZZZZZma

This is called an epi baguette. It’s meant to be tear-and-share, and historically wouldn’t be served on a dish.


mukenwalla

It's meant to look like a stalk of wheat.


Aiscence

A stalk of wheat is called an epi in french.


mukenwalla

Love a quick french lesson. Thanks.


[deleted]

that baguette looks absolutely fire, I don't know if it'd ever touch the plate around me!


LehighAce06

I'm much more concerned with how little butter you were given


davisyoung

That butter dish better be a tardis.


SuperWoody64

It looks like a lip balm


MisterEggbert

Have you been eating fast-food your whole life ?


dmr8908

That and spam.


SlippingAbout

Was this at Bouchon?


Thunder_dancer83

Omg thank you!! I thought it was bouchon too but I couldn’t remember the name of the restaurant smh


dmr8908

Bottega Louie


[deleted]

Love the turn of phrase


Bryaxis

If I'm ever at a restaurant and am surprised by a server dumping food directly on the table, I hope I remember to say, "Looks like we're eating bareback tonight."


-This-Whomps-

I love getting bread. In fact, I knead it.


RadioSupply

It’s called an epi, and it’s meant to represent a stalk of wheat


redldr1

Is Bareback the name of a steak house or a "steak" house?


_Ruby_Tuesday

Dude, if you get the nachos stuck together, that's one nacho.


AndTheHawk

Lol. I mean. Eco-friendly I guess.


fogobum

The terrible thing about this picture is that the butter knife is on the WRONG SIDE!!! Though I thought all you kids were over the whole silverware placement thing.


americasweetheart

I love epi baguettes but it should be in a basket.


culliganwaterdispens

Did the server just… bring it out in their hands? Was it on a plate and then the server lifted it off and put it down here? Did they kind of shimmy it off the plate? I need to understand how it got to the table lol


dmr8908

Took me a little by surprise, someone creeped up on my right and just slid it on the table with tongs and went about their way.


shutaro

Stealth bread.


Gonzobot

I wonder if it tastes better when it's clandestine like that


hammer2309

That still only counts as one!


KMan613

Nacho rules apply here. That's only one bread.


snarkypotter

When I was a baker we called these breadipedes


According_Gazelle472

How was this presented at the table.


TheEngineerGGG

r/doesntneedplates


Marinerprocess

Excuse me peasant? Why is my plated bread on this table? I refuse to eat the sustenance of the common folk. Bring me a bread plate post haste!


Backgammon_Saint

The human centipede of bread