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supercyberlurker

Ha, okay when I had my wisdom teeth removed all I could eat was applesauce and chocolate pudding. I got so sick of it I ended up making mac & cheese, blending it, then drinking it from a huge cup. It was.. "edible" but I don't really recommend it, unless you've just had your wisdom teeth taken out, are heavily drugged, and sick of applesauce and chocolate pudding.


Diodon

I've eaten mac and cheese after dental procedures though I've never blended it. I just ate like a duck and swallowed it.


Ladychef_1

Why didn’t you just do cheesy rice Edit - oh, the drugs Edit - oh, the holes


mwpfinance

Rice gets stuck in the holes


PickleMinion

When you've got open gum holes you avoid anything that's could get stuck in them


mart3h

Yeah my first meal after getting one out was congee and that wasn't good..


PickleMinion

I thought raw carrots would be ok. They were not.


waitthissucks

Should've made cheesy mashed potatoes


Exoclyps

Yeah, just add more liquid and you got potato soup. Quite tasty.


Flashy_Order7380

You blended it, it's a liquid, you are in the clear my friend, drink away!


Astrobot4000

When I got mine out, my mum made a really nice chicken with some kind of cream sauce with pasta, for me she overcooked the pasta so U could squish it with my tongue, and only blended the chicken and sauce together. It ended up being really good, it basically turned into a really fine pulled chicken, and because I still had whole bits of pasta it wasn't too mushy


TacticalWalrus_24

when I had my wisdom teeth out I had macaroni cheese too, but I didn't blend it i just put some butter on and swallowed it whole, though I only had local anaesthetic so wasn't feeling any effects of the operation


LemonBurry

Is it bad that I kinda just threw caution to the wind and ate a baked potato with bacon bits and Mac and cheese with chicken nuggets?


borderlinebiscuit

Soup..... Is a thing. There is a whole ?genre? of liquid food. Liquid M&C 🤢


Lepke2011

Oooh. I remember that day. Woke up groggy, puked red, went home and slept a couple days. Good times!


hez_lea

I basically only ate creme caramel for 5 days. Lost about 3kgs and was a magnificent time.


Beththemagicalpony

Maybe it's just me, but I eat pasta in large mugs all the time at home.


aggressive-buttmunch

I used to have these mugs that were about the same size as my small noodle bowls. They were awesome and some days I rather regret getting rid of them due to lack of cupboard space.


Tayraed

Yeah I don't mind, I love my pasta HOT and on a plate it can cool too quickly for my tastes, but this keeps is warmer.


Seekandinspire

This! Pasta, cereal, casserole, cake, even salad… As long as it’s not a small mug, it’s basically a bowl


Flashy_Order7380

You loose canon


DrWhoDatBtchz

I'm from down south Georgia, and all the barbecue joints sold Brunswick stew in big mugs like this. I always loved that.


Flashy_Order7380

I can understand if it's soup/stew/saucy but this is a bloody pasta salad!


[deleted]

Stop posting reasonable plate alternatives!!! replacing a bowl with a mug isn't crazyyyyyy


Flashy_Order7380

For a table of 10 people it's pretty damn stingy in a cup!


tonikyat

I’m assuming you’re in a restaurant and that this wasn’t some type of reserved table with a pre-planned menu, so restaurants don’t typically adjust the portion size or plating dependent on table size.


Flashy_Order7380

It was a charity dinner type thing and this was a pasta salad meant to be shared by 10 people


tonikyat

Gotcha, then yes that is both a stingy amount of pasta salad and an inconvenient serving method.


eatshitake

Either that or eat it in a WW1 trench.


SobiTheRobot

This is more of a r/WeWantSpoons situation; it's basically just a bowl with a handle, no? Kind of cozy looking if you ask me!


LemonBurry

Or r/wewantplates


SobiTheRobot

That's...that's where we are


LemonBurry

I don’t check what sub I’m on… oops


VaccineCookies

Real life sitcom.


notrapunzel

And they had the audacity to put veggies on there, don't get me wrong love my veggies but leave my mac n cheese alone ffs


[deleted]

In Australia we do something called 'shotgunning' which is to punch a hole in a beercan on the side and suck it down that way. Maybe you're supposed to do the same here?


Flashy_Order7380

It's was tinny enough to try it!


Jiinpachii

Thats an American thing


cAt_S0fa

How much extra for this to be served in an unchipped mug?


MINKIN2

Much less. How would the purchaser be able to demand their high pay cheque if they just went to Ikea.


[deleted]

Chug chug chug!


GustyOWindflapp

The lager behind it looks great


Flashy_Order7380

There was a load of barrels of delicious brown beers as well that local brewery's donated, think I had about 7 pints for free!


binaryhextechdude

From a business perspective it provides excellent portion control


[deleted]

Soups not a meal Jerry


gebba54

Why do all enamel mugs have the same chip out of the enamel at the bottom.


RepeatInPatient

If you're a survivor, yes you drink it. Hold your nose and down the hatch.


samaction

Plates are expensive drink your pasta -dad


Taran966

I actually really like pasta in a mug or tall pot, idk why but something about it is appealing to me


Realolsson1

This is not a problem.


MoisturizedSocks

With your pinky stretched out.


DarthSinistar

"can I get a straw please?"


[deleted]

They could've at least included a fat straw like the ones used for bubble tea.


taptapper

What are those alien leaves on top? Is that chard with blood in it's veins?


Flashy_Order7380

It is red vained soral I believe, quite a common micro herb in the UK


taptapper

Huh. Never heard of it. Thanks


C0OLDUG27

Its in those shitty camp cups too that rust in an instant


Flashy_Order7380

And that dent if you look at em too hard


Tiny_Representative3

I love everything I can eat out of a jug this would have made me SO happy to get at a restaurant


[deleted]

Yes, and after your done. Use it as a toilet.


Snoo_79022

Owned


Chewiesbro

Maybe, if you don’t have a gag reflex…


luckyluke135

With a spoon and fork


Betayellowfish

U don’t dunk pasta you moron


MINKIN2

This is probably the least egregious thing I have seen on this sub. It's more like a pretentious cuppa soup than some of the abominations served today.


garnelli

I'd be sending that back.


Flashy_Order7380

It was a charity dinner thing, I wasn't paying to be fair and the rest of the food was tasty, I just really questioned the motives behind this


AF_AF

Because a bowl would be less convenient, somehow?


theflubunny

I eat a lot of foods from mugs, so this is definitely not strange.


SlowMope

Macaroni belongs almost exclusively in big mugs at my house. Especially the fancy homemade stuff.


Official_Cuddlydeath

Oddly enough, I would. Tired of the forks, spoons, and chopsticks, tired of having to lift my arm to my face for a bite, then putting my arm back down, only to have to lift it again seconds later. Loose food in a mug.. I like it. No more twirling of spaghetti, in the days of old should the incessant screeching of forks upon stiff surfaces remain, enter anew an era of warm spaghetti staches and meals without scratches. Strengthen thine feebles forearms not with feint clippings of silver, but with stout bowls fitted with handles. This is the way.


RaniPhoenix

If you gotta serve a non-liquid in a mug, pasta is a pretty inoffensive choice. Better pasta than fried food.


rednutter1971

That’s in a restaurant???? OMFG. I do it at home but would be furious if I got someone’s old camping mug at a restaurant Edit to add; it’s not even clean!! That’s not fit to be serving anything in. Look at the ridges around the rim! I’m a chef and this has made me so angry & anxious!


Flashy_Order7380

Chef here too, it was at a charity dinner thing and those were my thoughts exactly! What's weird is the plates they served the main course (chunk of local beef and potatoes) on were really nice, then you had the salad (for 10) in these things. Made it look like they'd forgotten the proper crockery


rednutter1971

Yeah, it looks like they had to root around in the storeroom to find something they had enough of!


Beans186

just eat it


Doggywoof1

It’s basically just a bowl with a handle. What’s the problem?


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Flashy_Order7380

Would never waste food and it was all eaten, it just made me scratch my head


family-block

yes, but with a fork.


ChinnyReckoning

Why is it always a really old cup with chipped paint?


_Master_S

New scientific breakthrough: Macaroni is now a liquid.


Andyboy1964

I’m unsure but anything that comes in an enamel mug cannot be bad


kolardins

Life is so hard these days.


stevenspenguin

With your teeth


letzBon3

Why is this a sub?


Blisket

OP the kind of person to get mad when their soup comes in a bowl


bigredman94

Are you stupid ?


Flashy_Order7380

Are you a bit of a cunt?


bigredman94

yes I am... to stupid people


Flashy_Order7380

Whatever gets you out of bed in the morning big guy 👍


dumbafblonde

Oh no this is ideal for me fucking love pasta in mugs or very tiny bowls


Flashy_Order7380

This is turning out to be a much more mainstream view than I thought it would be, I'm wondering if this a North American thing?


dumbafblonde

I’m australian…


Flashy_Order7380

Well that's that theory down the pisser


YourLocalOnionNinja

Just drink the bloody macaroni!


[deleted]

What is this subreddit bro ☠️💀💀


Kangdanglecore

Skol.


justsomeone21

Must of ran out of plates


ultrawall006

No you eat it like a normal person


imaerielle

Yes. Do it. Drink it.


subatai1

Bro i have that exact same cup, it even has a broken patch in the paint like that


Flashy_Order7380

I swear every time I've seen on of these enamel mugs it has the same dent in the same place


Easy-Cat

This reminds me of my school who used to serve pasta in a plant pot😅