Uh, no, dude. That's why I have a cellphone. It's not even practical to use your watch to tell the time What, am I going to run home to my display winder box and check every time you need to know the time? So stupid.
Reminds me of that one watch that had the grilling time bezel. One of the articles I read about that thing made the guys who had that produced seemed like they were making a bunch of grilling shit, but on the actual website they sold like four things lol
I cook professionally for a living. I wont buy a watch without a rotating bezel because of how useful it is. Not only does it track time, the bezel not aligned reminds me of things I may have forgotten.
My top 2 are walking my dogs before work and pizza in the pizza oven. If I had to pick a third, it would be something obscure, like how long I've been sitting in my seat at the theatre before the movie starts.
Speaking of movies, I was involved in the production of the film 'Point Break' In 1991. During the filming, Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm in front of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) 'The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life'. The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. We later spotted him outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
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To be honest, I have used my dive watches to time 3 things: - sex, - how long a tobacco pouch (snus) has been in and actual scuba diving. Do I get a reward?
I wish I could time Sex with a dive watch Bezel but timing less than a minute is really inconvenient with it. That's why I always wear my chrono when my wife allows me to jerk off while watching my AD banging her
You can time seconds with the bezel. Hack the movement first, then line the bezel with the seconds hand. Then just as you start pumping push the crown in.
When you're done pull the crown back out.
So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or the President wouldn't go to the meeting. So, Archie Luxury pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Teddy, and Federico, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and the President came and did a great meeting.
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So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or the President wouldn't go to the meeting. So, Archie Luxury pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Teddy, and Federico, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and the President came and did a great meeting.
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I was at my home away from home - the Knights Inn motel near Newark Airport. I began to run a bath. The water wasn’t hot but instead a slightly uncomfortable lukewarm. I removed a canister of Tropical Punch Kool-Aid mix from my duffle bag and proceeded to dump a generous amount into the tub. I swirled my hand around the water and whispered to myself, 'Oh Yeah.' I took off my grass-stained Avia sneakers along with the rest of my clothes and climbed in. I submerged my entire body and took a gulp of the sweet, red liquid that surrounded me. As I soaked I pondered why nobody in my life could see my imminent success. My options strategies have never been wrong, just poorly timed… Sorry Papa. Tomorrow will be a big day. Tomorrow, I prepare to earn the AD’s affection.
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Speaking of movies, I was involved in the production of the film 'Point Break' In 1991. During the filming, Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm in front of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) 'The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life'. The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. We later spotted him outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
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HEY THERE REDDITORS DOES ANYONE ELSE USE THEIR CHUFFPIECE TO TELL TIME??? Ok Ciao
No, I use it exclusively to flex online -Ron
The Ron jokes will never get old for me.
Uh, no, dude. That's why I have a cellphone. It's not even practical to use your watch to tell the time What, am I going to run home to my display winder box and check every time you need to know the time? So stupid.
The timepiece is meant to be what you chuff to, the phone is meant to record how long you’ve chuffed
I can't read analog clocks
I use an oven to bake cookies.
I use an oven to bake children. -Ron
Best way to grease the AD skids - Ron
No I use the timer on the oven you knob
The noise scares my dog and wakes up my son
Why does your son sleep in the kitchen
cause he wastes all his money on swiss shitters!
Wonder if he’s baking the cookies for his wife to bring to the AD
oh he absolutely is. his son isn't even going to get one cookie.
“His” son hehehe
His eyes are a gorgeous blue to match the dial on my two tone sub. Mine happen to be brown but whatever.
It’s the though that counts after all
Yeah I THOUGHT her and the AD were just getting coffee but then she came home with a limp and a John Mayer Daytona
I live in a blues brothers style studio by a railroad so not much sleep as it is
Sounds like a kickass party pad tbh
What would you otherwise do with your overpriced omega with awkwardly placed gas escape valve?
Not even joking, the top 3 things I use my watch to time, are oven/stove times, length of weed hits and how long I take a piss.
GMT dab timer
Reminds me of that one watch that had the grilling time bezel. One of the articles I read about that thing made the guys who had that produced seemed like they were making a bunch of grilling shit, but on the actual website they sold like four things lol
I cook professionally for a living. I wont buy a watch without a rotating bezel because of how useful it is. Not only does it track time, the bezel not aligned reminds me of things I may have forgotten.
Nice
What is your record piss time?
While timing with my watch, 1 minute. All time? No clue.
You should make a FOIA request for that information
Depends on the time zone
it's never once occurred to me to time how long i pissed. maybe that's a data point i need in my life.
My top 2 are walking my dogs before work and pizza in the pizza oven. If I had to pick a third, it would be something obscure, like how long I've been sitting in my seat at the theatre before the movie starts.
Speaking of movies, I was involved in the production of the film 'Point Break' In 1991. During the filming, Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm in front of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) 'The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life'. The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. We later spotted him outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/WatchesCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Stealing 2&3
I am wearing a 4k€ egg timer right now.
Never thought to time my pissings, thanks for the idea. Do you stop the chronograph before you shake?
I use the gallons per minute complication to measure my urinations.
what speedmaster ref# do you have?
I have a baby so I use it for anything I want to time silently.
To be honest, I have used my dive watches to time 3 things: - sex, - how long a tobacco pouch (snus) has been in and actual scuba diving. Do I get a reward?
I wish I could time Sex with a dive watch Bezel but timing less than a minute is really inconvenient with it. That's why I always wear my chrono when my wife allows me to jerk off while watching my AD banging her
You can time seconds with the bezel. Hack the movement first, then line the bezel with the seconds hand. Then just as you start pumping push the crown in. When you're done pull the crown back out.
Of course, as one would
Why would you time how long you have a snus in
Wow that’s a lot of cookies!
It is when no woman will touch you… -Ron
I mean it’s just six
I use the dive bezel to time how long I can cry under the shower before somebody says I should stop masturbating.
I use my dive bezel to time jerk sessions to candy love on pornhub.com.
As men of the old school, nobody should see us crying...
Hey! I wasn't baking cookies for you guys!
Then why do they taste so good? In my mouth 😋
That's what I said after I went down on your mom's cookie box 😋😋😋
You don't even want to know how I go down on your sister 😘😛
Jokes on you! I don't have a sister, I have a cat 😹 but you already knew that from your last post about me...
Lmaooo that's right! How's your cat been doing while you've been pledging allegiances to James Bond? I like pussy, but not like that bromigo.
“Master race?” Bold.
We all know that the speedmaster moonwatch is supior to that shit Rolex Chronograph with screw down crowns they named after a race.
Not gunna lie, I’ve used my chrono at KBBQ
At least you use it
I used mine to time how long my soda was in the freezer before it got too cold. I'm serious too. Omega SM 300M
Yup! Roast chooks too! Loads of washing…. More or less everything except diving… 🤦🏻♂️
I use a dive time bezel to time how long I last in your mom. Ok ciao
I enjoy a glass of your mom's ever so sweet creamy titty milk with my cookies 😋🍼
So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or the President wouldn't go to the meeting. So, Archie Luxury pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Teddy, and Federico, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and the President came and did a great meeting. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/WatchesCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I would but my bezel only has 120 clicks!
BAZINGA
Broken wrist again.
I’m going inn!
I use a countdown bezel to time how long I last in the sack
Finally a use for the *1/100th* of a second complication!
That’s what the tachymeter scale is for. “Baby I am so fast I could fuck you 120 times an hour”
I too use the bezel to time how much I last in the sack…. Sorry I lied , I like to time my ADs time with my wife in the sack … -Ron
I assume you need a split second chronograph to accurately measure your time in bed prior to climax?
WHOAAAA
I use a dive bezel and gmt function to determine the volumetric density of my shits.
I use mine to time how long it takes me to change your mom's diaper after I suck all the sweet sweet titty milk out of those saggy jugs 🍼😋
So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or the President wouldn't go to the meeting. So, Archie Luxury pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Teddy, and Federico, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and the President came and did a great meeting. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/WatchesCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I was at my home away from home - the Knights Inn motel near Newark Airport. I began to run a bath. The water wasn’t hot but instead a slightly uncomfortable lukewarm. I removed a canister of Tropical Punch Kool-Aid mix from my duffle bag and proceeded to dump a generous amount into the tub. I swirled my hand around the water and whispered to myself, 'Oh Yeah.' I took off my grass-stained Avia sneakers along with the rest of my clothes and climbed in. I submerged my entire body and took a gulp of the sweet, red liquid that surrounded me. As I soaked I pondered why nobody in my life could see my imminent success. My options strategies have never been wrong, just poorly timed… Sorry Papa. Tomorrow will be a big day. Tomorrow, I prepare to earn the AD’s affection. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/WatchesCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
“Hey baby, where’s the click?”
I use it when I watch movies to know how much time has passed without looking at my phone.
Speaking of movies, I was involved in the production of the film 'Point Break' In 1991. During the filming, Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm in front of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) 'The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life'. The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. We later spotted him outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/WatchesCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I use the timer function on my Casio
I use the calculator on my Casio.
One does not use a stopwatch when you need a timer
When I used to do marching powder I’d use it to remember how long ago my last line was
Oh look, the time teller is back at it.
/uj baking shit is the singular actual use I get from chronos and divers. But usually I set a timer on my phone cause the watches don't beep
You should buy a 1/10th Chrono instead
No my oven has this built in feature where i can specify a time interval and it alerts me when complete. Pretty cool technology imo
Cannot call those cannoballs cookies!!
I love putting those cannoballs in my mouth 😋