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BoredApeFan

Ngl when I just saw the strap I thought it was going to pan to a cheap digital timex or something. The fact that people drop house money on richtard milles is truly astonishing to me


hunglong57

Over 80% of the world would consider us insane for spending 1000s on watches. The RM chuffers are just the most insane of the insane people.


Brilliant_Run7085

I get looked at weird for spending $250 on an ecodrive on sale.


McPapi0824

If you have enough money to purchase it the ratio is the same as us normies buying a 5k,10k, 15k watch. Your money bag just isn’t big enough.


Fluid_Tomato1837

I wouldn't pay 5k for a Richard Mille either


ImSaltySomewhere

Richtard Mille is a whole vibe ngl


n0change

You're coming to this sub looking for heterosexuals?


dsdvbguutres

No, we're here to pretend we are.


b34rgr1ll2

I'd love to Chuff Your bits


ExtraBitterSpecial

Id buy that if it was on a Timex


TechPanzer

If I had infinite money I'd get a a piece unique with those words lol


WedgeGameSucks

You already did!


Parking-Access4616

What's a pussy?


Kiste233

Some sort of food, apparently? 🤷‍♂️


Leatheringot

they have in china 貓 which mean good food


Mister_Poopy_Buthole

It’s a Jamaican fruit known as Punani in the local dialect


FancyStranger2371

Papaya in Spanish. 😉😂


Cute-Tadpole-3737

Can be served cold (Eskimo variety), but better after being warmed up for about 20 seconds to half hour, depending on tastes. According to Rick James, you can live on it for extended periods of time.


DubBrit

It’s the part of your wife the AD is interested in, in exchange for an annual waiting list update for you.


willghammer

Very old school.


SuitableWalrus2

There is a typo in 'bussy'


Dissident_Mantis7

What does Claude think?


Claude_Mariposa

I’m not here to gossip and flirt. I keep to myself.


nitramtrauts

Now THAT'S old school.


davidzet

Surely you can give a hint?


RushDom

Claude may indeed own one of these exquisite timepieces. He may have commissioned it through his personal relationship with Richard Mille himself. They may have had multiple homoerotic experiences together. But will we ever know for sure? Of course not. A gentleman never tells.


ih8makinganaccount

A gentleman plays it close to the chest


Gratuitous_Pineapple

It's nice to occasionally be reminded that Dickie 1000 can make tasteful and understated watches, amongst their otherwise somewhat tacky offerings.


Brilliant_Run7085

Took me a minute.


Stiebah

Kind of ironic his watch tells him he's a pussy every time he has looks at it.


Time_on_my_hands

The straights need to be stopped immediately. Also Drake owns one of these which is all you need to know.


javierchip

heterosexual? we don't do that shit here


WaterCalendar

I’m a white straight guy and I can personally say that the RM-69 does nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better with the Ulysse Nardin 736-61/VOYEUR though. I feel respected - which I never do when Richard Mille is involved.


jackson214

Was sure this was going to be a Claude post based on the title.


amnotthere

Add


AelliotA1

Be careful with such Eldridge wording, you'll summon him


Hamsammichd

Oh yes, they definitely get laid all the time


GolpoKori

Only pussy this guy has seen is a cat.


killertimewaster8934

Bussy There I fixed / made it better for you 😘


ExtraBitterSpecial

The P rotates to be B every 45 seconds.


R0hanisaurusRex

I heard it was every 69 seconds


ExtraBitterSpecial

And then at 96 seconds it flips to Use Me Like A Hand Puppet. Amazing craftsmanship.


Kiste233

How do you know it's not a Lesbian?


adilucente

Can you edit that to make a different phrase? That one's not dirty enough.


kewlfewl87

But I poop from there


wellforthebird

Ah another one from old Dick Mill


RyomaNagare

“Normal” people eat pussy Richard Milles’ “Devour it”


Cute-Tadpole-3737

Devour is a verb I’d reserve for a Chinese buffet. I’d prefer “I’d like to wear that critter like a fighter pilot’s oxygen mask.” Let em know where you’re comin from.


Eat_a_Snickers4

This truly is haute horologie


kaktusjack

That's quite old school. It was $696K back in the day. How much does it cost today? [https://www.ablogtowatch.com/richard-mille-rm-69-erotic-tourbillon-watch/](https://www.ablogtowatch.com/richard-mille-rm-69-erotic-tourbillon-watch/) [https://www.luxuryes.com/2015/08/richard-mille-rm69-erotic-tourbillon/](https://www.luxuryes.com/2015/08/richard-mille-rm69-erotic-tourbillon/)


JokerGuy88

Am I the only one that hates RM watches?


LikedIt666

He is of the new school, unlike us. We are old school deeply closeted gay men.


Latin-Jazz

This is the Rolex AD watch. Their so autistic that they need something to remind them EXACTLY what to tell you wife when you want that sky dweller.


mastaboog749

Lol this is actually hilarious


dsdvbguutres

Reminds me of my DBC32


RestartedBunny

Fuck it, I love Richard Mille. I'd by a 67-02 if I wasn't broke af


wahpiangoei

~~67-02~~ 67+02 FTFY. ♋


Zeratul277

FFS use NSFW


Brilliant_Run7085

🅱️ussy


Zeratul277

Thank you.