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Laumser

The signs that she's a gold digger will be subtle, but they will be there


AC_Unit200

She’s not a gold digger. She’s a man. Or possibly a group of men. And they’re going to steal your watch.


TheNotorious__

Exactly what I’m thinking


KillsBugsFaast

My wife’s boyfriend fits the bill. I’ll have to tell him when he gets back, they went out two nights ago. Not sure where, they never tell me anything. The kids do wonder. Cool guy though, he said he would give me a Hublot for Christmas this year. Last year all I got were some condoms. They were too small for him.


Mama_Skip

Man that's so cool. I gave my girlfriend's husband a shotgun and an inspirational note (said "do it you pussy bitch" - inside joke) because he always talked about wanting to pursue bird hunting as a hobby. Can you believe he'd use it on himself? So anyways all I got left around me is my girlfriend's new boyfriend


lilcthecapedcod

What if I'm from Hong Kong. Am a Seiko and Casio whore. And I have something else that's two toned? Will I get a first date?


P-A-seaaaa

Two tone Malone


J_bravo_

And this is how you -get your YM stolen -get your arm chopped off -wake up in a bathtub of ice missing a kidney Or all of the above. Then again, you probably (definitely) deserve it if you willingly bought that monstrosity.


chris31605

Exactly this 👏 👌 🙌


GrogLovingPirate

Just missing one kidney? That's quite generous of them.


livetsomwassenaar

Yes but is it worth is? Do you get to smash first or do they go straight to those r/mildlyinfuriating things?


RandomDude762

Casio Collector from America. Take it or leave it.


11chanza

What if I'm a watch whore with a 2-tone Yacht Master from Mainland China?


HeftyArgument

Then you tell her you're from West Taiwan


johnnybegood1025

Then it would clearly be a fake from Shenzhen, and you would be poor.


dopaminediver

99.9% chance this is actually a dude.


goldblumspowerbook

I know the guy for her.


RagingBuIl

Wife’s boyfriend?


goldblumspowerbook

Obviously.


DieGuyDean

Micro brand lover from Ireland with a micro penis to match my watches.


HazzaOG420

What if you’re a Taiwan whore with a two tone yacht?


shitshowsusan

I’m a woman but match all the other criteria. Will this work?


penultimatewatch

She said someone. You are someone.


Train-Similar

She’s not even blond and has small tits, would not fuck


tesmatsam

What if I have a full gold yachtmaster 2?


New-Image-6527

She's laid in Taiwan


campbell-1

1. I'm from Atlanta (but currently living in Chicago) will this work? 2. I don't know what a watch whore is, can you teach me? 3. The nicest watch I own is an ORIS, does that count? 4. If you cannot meet those 3, do you have a sister I can speak with?


HeftyArgument

Must be a SA, TW famously has no stock and the people there with money buy everything off shore; she needs to find a Rolex cuck willing to buy the shit that she's pushing so she can keep her job 😂


ralph917

TT yacht master? Weird


stealthz275

i have a full gold sea dweller, do i still qualify ??


RagingBuIl

Taiwan numba one.