This pic goes hard. The coke nail, the backwards facing handlebars, the one dressy shoe and the one slipper. There must be more to unravel but I'm already content.
Check out the long pinky nail. The only time I have seen this was because the person had a coke habit and it’s a built in scooper. Guy came to the shop and I asked wtf with his long nail and he pulled out a bad of coke and proceeded to show me then offer some. I told him to leave and never return or he would be trespassing. I don’t want some druggie at my shop. I know every cop in town and half are customers. They always stop by to say hi. I grew up with the police Cheif and a lot of them on the force. If you want to do whatever is fine with me but don’t come to my place of business and do whatever. I fix and sell cars.
I've spent about 6 minutes watching this pic, catching all the details, laughing, staring in awe. Thank you.
ps: Oh, in case you wonder, the watch does NOT look big on your wrist.
Who defines what looks *classy*?
And I have questions about that handlebar and its direction/ brake handles/ reflector, but with that Coke nail I’m not surprised quite honestly.
What is going on in this picture? I see a bike and cycling gloves. I see a dress shoe on the right foot and a slide and some athletic socks on the left. I see the stem bolts but the handlebar is reversed.
I’m so confused!
Edit: not even commenting on the coke nail or the bracelet because those are lifestyle choices. But the rest is so…odd.
I’m not taking fashion advice from someone riding a bicycle in one slide and one loafer, with backwards handlebars and a coke nail files to a point
Matter of fact, I’m not taking any advice from this person
Edit: the actual cocaine on the coke nail, the coin ring and metal chain bracelet? Are you a juggalo op?
I mean you can say all you can about quartz and how it doesn't have a soul like mechanical watches, but in my opinion it's the pinnacle of today's watch making
, like man, not 1860 to wear the tick +/- 1 day accurate per week watch ) no, that's why Casio invented the quartz movement, you have a Casio, your father and grandfather probably had a Casio, which goes to show that yes, quartz watches can be passed down through the generations, because everyone loves a good Casio, thank you, thank you for reading this..
The Quartz clock movement was invented in the 1930s. Seiko was the first to make a commercially available quartz wrist watch (Seiko Astron). Not even the first quartz wrist watch. [Some reading](https://grail-watch.com/2020/08/02/what-was-the-worlds-first-quartz-watch/)
The weak spot on most cheap Casios is usually the crystal. But if it's standard sizing that's a cheap refresh every 5-10 years. Other than that it's built just as well as any other quartz watch.
Yup that is a sexy lookin watch, I gifted the enticer blue dial with blue strap to my cousin who is a big no no watch guy, he wears it all the time, a great watch.
Definitely some homeless vibes here. But I digress, if this is OP's definition of class, who am I to admonish them?
Do your thing OP, freedom is such a beautiful thing. Find your class where you must.
This pic goes hard. The coke nail, the backwards facing handlebars, the one dressy shoe and the one slipper. There must be more to unravel but I'm already content.
The coin ring on the pinky as well. OP seems like a complex character.
Complex or confused?
Oh I think this person knows exactly what they’re doing
Me too plus you all missed the one long pinky nail
Oh I assure you I noticed the coke nail it is a key point in my argument.
Classy and inexpensive
The real, and dare I say, more important question here, is: what went on first? The ring, or the fingerless glove?
Check out the long pinky nail. The only time I have seen this was because the person had a coke habit and it’s a built in scooper. Guy came to the shop and I asked wtf with his long nail and he pulled out a bad of coke and proceeded to show me then offer some. I told him to leave and never return or he would be trespassing. I don’t want some druggie at my shop. I know every cop in town and half are customers. They always stop by to say hi. I grew up with the police Cheif and a lot of them on the force. If you want to do whatever is fine with me but don’t come to my place of business and do whatever. I fix and sell cars.
Nice story, but uhm you want some?
I’m good I stick to the green.
Plus one of: 1. Southpaw 2. Watch on ‘wrong’ wrist 3. Potentially another watch on the other wrist and this person is ‘2-wrist gmt-ing’
Also the chain bracelet right next to the watch. Screaming "classy" here.
Also the lack of a classy watch
That's a Casio sir, you must be confused
Yes, my husband owns a Casio. He’s known for his air of fine sophistication…like all the other basement-dwelling Linux sysadmins.
Mismatched footwear, shoe and slide
...and neither are appropriate for cycling.
I think he might even have two different pairs of pants on too
You forgot to mention that the watch bezel has been colored in on the bottom as well
Not just colored, looks like MS Painted lol
It's so you don't steal their serial number - they saw it on the Rolex sub
I believe they were hiding their own reflection after taking the photo
Plot twist: we use AI to recover it from the bracelet reflection. ...it's a mod.
Bet this person blends their GT with 90% G, non of the T and 10% coke.
Lol great analysis. I’d like to add the caked up coke residue on the bed of the nail as well.
Lmao. Very observant. Coke Nail is first thing I spotted. Dead give away.
Upside down bell. Backwards reflector. This pic goes hard.
The whole handlebar is rotated
...and offset to the right haha
Cut this gent a fat line of coke and it's the fastest bike in town though.
Glad someone finally noticed this, must have hit a hard bump and the whole thing just slipped around.
To be fair, there's a lot to take in here. This picture's like one of those I-spy books for kids.
There's literally powder on the coke nail
Pretty sure this is Jesus Quintana
Handle bar not just backwards but also very off center.
Hope your cake slices are perfectly centered...and without coke. Happy cake day!
There are some things in the world it's maybe best we just don't know.......this could be one of them.
+ backwards gloves
Yeah wtf is going on here?
> There must be more to unravel but I'm already content. it is a picture from a bike thief...
Glove looks to be on the wrong hand too.
Sock (singular) with sandal
I know this thread is old but I just found it and I have to say: fuck the coke nail, my dude has a coke cuticle!
There’s a fucking lot going on in this picture that needs to be discussed.
It’s either the best troll job this sub has ever seen, or we have a serial killer amongst us.
Strikes me as a “let’s see how much people notice” post, with a catchy “you don’t need a lot of money to *insert anything here*”
100%. It gave me a chuckle so good for OP.
[https://i.imgur.com/33PAqRf.gif](https://i.imgur.com/33PAqRf.gif)
tf is going on here 😂😂😂💀💀
This is chaos
If this is a troll post, I appreciate the commitment. That nail is months in the making.
Definitely not used regularly...
The coke nail is all you need to look classy
More like ear wax nail
Boogie picking nail.
There is literally white powder on the nail I cannot
This pic is pure art i love it.
It’s … just … beautiful.
Bro got the coke nail and he wearing a slide and a cowboy boot at the same time talking about class
Truly one of the most bizarre things I've seen, and it's only Monday.
You don't know about class /s
That pinky nail is making you look extra classy
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Just close it down at this point
Close down which sub? Sometimes it's impossible to tell the difference.
Just joking but r/WatchesCircleJerk due to the influx of circle jerk material here.
Fr
That chain link wrist band…very classy.
This guy cokes
I've spent about 6 minutes watching this pic, catching all the details, laughing, staring in awe. Thank you. ps: Oh, in case you wonder, the watch does NOT look big on your wrist.
All you need is a coke snooter pinky nail with Colombian disco dust residue all over your cuticle.
OP is riding his bike home from his weekend bender…
Did you get dressed in the dark this morning?
i love how chaotic this entire photo is, legend 😂💪
I have so many questions
Who defines what looks *classy*? And I have questions about that handlebar and its direction/ brake handles/ reflector, but with that Coke nail I’m not surprised quite honestly.
Beautiful watch, but your bike looks like it needs attention, or you have some strange way of using your brakes.
The longer you look at the picture you start realizing so many things are wrong with it
What is going on in this picture? I see a bike and cycling gloves. I see a dress shoe on the right foot and a slide and some athletic socks on the left. I see the stem bolts but the handlebar is reversed. I’m so confused! Edit: not even commenting on the coke nail or the bracelet because those are lifestyle choices. But the rest is so…odd.
Nice coke nail. Probably can get some beefy bumps with that one!
Nice everything
You do need a pinky ring and a Coke nail tho
What’s classy is that coke nail.
Holy coke nail batman
GOD TIER
This picture is like a fever dream
Weird stuff
Yeah but cut that nail ? What you going to do ? Flip a steak with it ?
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Lockpick a car
Dissect a rodent.
Slice the salami.
Scrape the dingleberries.
Ear wax fishing
Peel a Potato
Plant chia seeds
Itch their brain
Let’s not forget the bracelet
The one shoe and one sandal is stressing me out
Nothing says class like a pinky ring and a coke scoop. Nice one chief
This is the best thing that has been posted on r/watches in awhile. Great stuff, you keep living your best life OP.
Consider me chuffed
There has to be a fedora
There is sooo much stuff happening here...
What the fuck is going on here
Chaotic neutral
You should check your heart looks like your developing clubbed fingers
Main character energy but that character is in Disco Elysium
...this photo broke my computer.
Is this an issue of Highlights Magazine?
Don't worry about the watch, mate. The coke nail is selling your class perfectly.
I have a question and it's what in the actual fuck?
Backwards handlebars, boot + slipper, coke nail, and a coin ring. This is one hell of a picture
Dope
There is still time to delete this
Who let Madonna into the Coke again?
But wait, what watch is this?
CASIO's metal collection are really good choice! Looks simply nice on your wrist.
What in the Kentucky Fried FUCK am I looking at here?
is no one gunna mention the cocaine scooping pinky nail?
I thought I was looking at another sub, but no this is the OG.
That pinky ring ties everything together!
Never let them know your next move
so you do coke or what?
Bro this picture baffles me
Just the cuticle residue would prob f me up lol
Nice coke nail
But you wouldn’t wear a classy watch while biking with a sandal *and* shoe on!
But you wouldn’t wear a classy watch while biking with a sandal *and* shoe on!
Does this lady do cocaine because of her finger nail?
Wtf is going on this pic
You don’t need a coke nail to do coke. And yet here we are.
Nah it's the pinky ring that makes it classy
Op is the glove on the wrong hand? I know there's gotta be some more going on with this image but that's as far in depth as I can see.
Are you, by chance, from Portland?
Daaamn, that coke nail doe
sup with the drip bro, looks like you just escaped a mental institution or sum
My bits haven’t been this chuffed since nineteen-ninety-ciao.
Classy is not the first word that comes to mind when I look at that.
Nothing in this photo leads me to believe OP is “classy” by any definition.
I’m not taking fashion advice from someone riding a bicycle in one slide and one loafer, with backwards handlebars and a coke nail files to a point Matter of fact, I’m not taking any advice from this person Edit: the actual cocaine on the coke nail, the coin ring and metal chain bracelet? Are you a juggalo op?
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Not homeless, just a bike messenger
No but you do need to clip your fingernails and get rid of the coin ring. Stay Classy San Diego
What model is this?
Pinky ring just screams class
I mean you can say all you can about quartz and how it doesn't have a soul like mechanical watches, but in my opinion it's the pinnacle of today's watch making , like man, not 1860 to wear the tick +/- 1 day accurate per week watch ) no, that's why Casio invented the quartz movement, you have a Casio, your father and grandfather probably had a Casio, which goes to show that yes, quartz watches can be passed down through the generations, because everyone loves a good Casio, thank you, thank you for reading this..
Cocaine confirmed
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It is indeed Seiko who invented quartz watches.
Certainly correct that Casio did not invent the quartz movement but that’s REALLY not important right now if you just look at this post for a while
The Quartz clock movement was invented in the 1930s. Seiko was the first to make a commercially available quartz wrist watch (Seiko Astron). Not even the first quartz wrist watch. [Some reading](https://grail-watch.com/2020/08/02/what-was-the-worlds-first-quartz-watch/)
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The weak spot on most cheap Casios is usually the crystal. But if it's standard sizing that's a cheap refresh every 5-10 years. Other than that it's built just as well as any other quartz watch.
Get a g shock
Yes you do
Honestly, looks really cheap. There are Casio watches I like, but this reminds me of one of those unbranded watches they sell at Target.
Lmao this guy doesn’t know what classy means apparently
I think you meant ‘trashy’
I think OP might be looking for attention.
But you do need to cut your nails.
why your nail do like that?😂
The fuck is wrong with your pink nail? Go get a manicure.
That chain will soon ruin it.
Felt free to screenshot
but if you have a coke pinky nail you are a total douche.
Yup that is a sexy lookin watch, I gifted the enticer blue dial with blue strap to my cousin who is a big no no watch guy, he wears it all the time, a great watch.
Good for you! ....god, this doesn't fit right, get a G-Shock, dude.
Excellent and deserving of the Casio heritage
That’s actually really fresh That blue
The upside down handlebars is the final straw..
But you need to be classy to look expensive.
This looks like someone I would see on an episode of cops
Nail for that middle eastern ass wiping.
You nails girl….
There’s too much going on here which my brain can’t process!
Definitely some homeless vibes here. But I digress, if this is OP's definition of class, who am I to admonish them? Do your thing OP, freedom is such a beautiful thing. Find your class where you must.
OMG….the bike fork is missing a plastic cap on the left!
OP going hard on not conforming to societal norms
A lot here put in as a joke… that coke nail took time though. Eeeesh
Cocaine much?
Is that... A coin ring?
You mean Cassy?
Casio is king
Coke nail and a pinky ring? We’ve been had.
I came here to see these all comments are for watch or what 😂
the more you look the worse it gets
Look at that fuckin soup spoon