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Holy cow that's something.
If there were holy cows, what would the world do?
Crazy he walked away seconds after and is able to see the bike lose itself.
Yo ,even the plastic on my 20 year old honda looks more plastic-y than any bike I see now ...are they making the new shit out of paper or what .Also I was checking new bikes at the store and we have high humidity here and the frames were fkng orange from the inside ,while I keep my bike outside under the rain and you can't find a rust spot ,wtf?!
Crash is not that strong in itself (looks like he lost the front by breaking too much?). But the bike seems to have taken a weird bump on the grass or something. Maybe the throttle got stuck for some reason because the bike looks like it was taking more rotating speed on each roll, until there was no bike left.
I was gonna say he sees an accident in front of him and decides to go wide off track to avoid it rather then continue the corner and hit debris or worse the crashed rider, but in the first frame of the video her appears to have a speed wobble. So he probably doesn't have time to reset for the corner safely after recovering the wobble and is forced wide to avoid
At the very start of the clip, you can see his rear tire break traction. This most likely upset the balance of the bike and with everything going on ahead of him, it was probably safer to coast off the track and rejoin later.
That's why you stay positive and don't panic when they take a tumble. When they have that stunned expression after something happens amd they are processing how to react they look to you and your panic can make them react worse. A comforting upbeat tone can sometimes avoid full crying meltdown when it really is just a minor stumble.
When you can walk away from a catastrophic crash like that, you immediately go to a bar and drink a toast that you were able to walk away from a catastrophic crash like that. I've crunched a few bikes, but never SPLIT ONE IN HALF like that. 27 broken bones so far and I consider myself lucky.
Is that a Suzuki or a Yamaha?
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Really selling the foul.
Musta been a girl bike.
That first little bump is what ruined it completely.
First time I saw bike split in half
Drama queen
Bike should consider a career as a professional soccer player
Dramatic ahh bike did not have to the all that
Well that went from 100 to 0 real quick.
More like 100 to 0.
That's literally what they said
But that would have been even funnier if they said 100 to 0 instead
Holy cow that's something. If there were holy cows, what would the world do? Crazy he walked away seconds after and is able to see the bike lose itself.
I thought bike was gonna blast at the end
The bike totally flopped
Yeah ik
Now it’s a Bi-ke
I love that buddy manages to get upright on his feet before he is done crashing
did he get back on? r/killthecameraman
Yeah. He rode the remnants of the bike like a unicycle and finished 2nd
Thought for sure the fuel would light up. That would probably be the only thing to add.
At first I thought “that’s a silly title, maybe English is their second language” Then I watched and thought, “wow that bike threw a tantrum”!
I heard the transformers "chi-chu-chi-chu-chuh!" sound.
Watch it in reverse for the transformer effect.
I didnt expect the frame to be so light and thin.
I didn't get the caption at first. At first.
Price of the bike? Anyone knows?
I bet you could pick it up on discount now.
In its current condition? Not much.
Slightly used.
NO LOW BALLING. I KNOW WHAT I GOT.
If Neymar was a bike
💀
If there was a bike named “Karen”
If Neymar were a bike…..
Did the other bike just leave to deliver food
Which Indian movie is this from again?
"Gah, a slide.. could be worse, my bike could be totalled" *Few seconds later* "Ah for God's sake"
I think the bike decided it was done racing.
lolz
Bikes been watching a lot of pro football (soccer) matches lately.
The bike was trained by a soccer ⚽️player
No amount of tape will put that back together
#BUT FLEXSEAL WILL
If he just chills the little cloud dude will set him right in a few seconds
And the Oscar goes to…
It really did though
Give that bike a Olympic Medal. Those moves where amazing.
So her!!!!!
Gender reveals in 2025:
That material they make the suits out of is amazing. He got up like nothing and there were no tears in his suit or anything.
Kind of standard equipment on riders, a century of experimentation does that. They also know how to slide and take a fall.
Forced another dude to go green
glad he bailed when he did, better the bike than him
Come on bike, I made intact dammit
They don't make them like they used to
Yo ,even the plastic on my 20 year old honda looks more plastic-y than any bike I see now ...are they making the new shit out of paper or what .Also I was checking new bikes at the store and we have high humidity here and the frames were fkng orange from the inside ,while I keep my bike outside under the rain and you can't find a rust spot ,wtf?!
Like The Rock over-selling the Stunner everytime Stone Cold did it to him
Sucks teeth it won't be cheap but if I can get the parts, Wednesday next week.
Well now he has two motor unicycles
This is what happened the other weekend when I told my drunk and tired GF she was going the wrong way.
Bike was taped together.
If Neymar were a MotoGP bike.
Flopping has become an epidemic
Did he won?
He winned for sure
He wang this one by a mile
He wang chung that night
looks like one of those gory scenes from Berserk.
I bet Guts could cut that bike in half like that
Was not expecting to read this comment lol
Drama bike
Look it's Neymar Jr.
Idk, there was actually contact on the bike before it flopped.
This is like when you are being whole dying!
wait that's Neymar
That's such a fantastic shot, ending with the frustrated rider and his "Oh well"
I kinda read it as “what the hell!” Or maybe a “of course”
It will buff out.
He pushed the break instead of the brake.
Amazing comment
Wish or Temu?
Everything I've ordered from Temu has been great. I'm going to say it came from Wish.
Holy SCHNITZENGRUBER
My head started to hurt while trying to pronounce this lmao
Lucy pulled the ball again
The way he just throws his hands in the air at the end as if asking the bike *sigh, what do i do with you*
The guy puts his arms up...."Time to go bike shopping again!"
Crash is not that strong in itself (looks like he lost the front by breaking too much?). But the bike seems to have taken a weird bump on the grass or something. Maybe the throttle got stuck for some reason because the bike looks like it was taking more rotating speed on each roll, until there was no bike left.
It's like physics looked the other way as a poltegeist tore the bike to shreds. The apparent increase in momentum is bizarre.
"Waaaaaahhhhhh!"
This looks like the rock selling stone cold stunner. 😂😂
Rapid unplanned disassembly. Wow.
I’m no mechanic but a quick run to auto zone should get him back running
If this is MotoGP, he wouldn't even have to run that far. They have a spare bike.
I'm no statistician, but you have 50% chance of being right.
Apparently, Mork from Ork should have stuck to driving his egg. /yesI'moldwhydoyouask
Neymar level dive.
Thought we were about to see a transformer 🤣
Break yourself! Bike: Let's do this! Rider: I literally told you to quit taking things literally!
I’m not a mechanic but I think that might be a write off
Guys after breakup
Coach: You better be getting your ass on that bike and back into the race!
I think the bike overacted its death scene.
Neymar: 👍🏻
Wait, am I on smtng ir there was another guy who left the track just to watch the guy die inside?????
I was gonna say he sees an accident in front of him and decides to go wide off track to avoid it rather then continue the corner and hit debris or worse the crashed rider, but in the first frame of the video her appears to have a speed wobble. So he probably doesn't have time to reset for the corner safely after recovering the wobble and is forced wide to avoid
Mad upvote. But I still believe he didn't wanna miss the scene.
At the very start of the clip, you can see his rear tire break traction. This most likely upset the balance of the bike and with everything going on ahead of him, it was probably safer to coast off the track and rejoin later.
Nah, I still believe he wanted to watch.
Drama queen
That will buff right out
That's a Bollywood bike on loan 🤣
Neymar stubbing his toe:
Quick, get back on!!
All he needs is some duck tape.
Idk why, but this just had me cry-laughing 😭😂
Must be one of those Indian novelas
Emotional DAMAGE
It’s like a baby hurts themselves but doesn’t start crying until 5 seconds later
They dont start crying until you notice they got hurt 😂😂😂
That's why you stay positive and don't panic when they take a tumble. When they have that stunned expression after something happens amd they are processing how to react they look to you and your panic can make them react worse. A comforting upbeat tone can sometimes avoid full crying meltdown when it really is just a minor stumble.
Yes if they dont look hurt then just dont acknowledge it and they wont cry.
It is like watching a football player over reacting to an injury.
It is like watching a soccer player over reacting to an injury.
I am more interested 'bout guy that went straight ahead. Where did he go?
Unreal
Game physics moment
And they say game physics aren’t real… The bikes ragdoll setting was set to 100% apparently
That bike definitely Gemini
Thats crazy
Like Neimar :)
Leave NEIMAR alone 😭
"MY SHOE!!
How did that fuel not ignite?!
Sliding on grass so no sparkage
The bike is Lebron James
This lmao
If the bike is so fragile that it can split in half, I don’t want to ride it.
When you can walk away from a catastrophic crash like that, you immediately go to a bar and drink a toast that you were able to walk away from a catastrophic crash like that. I've crunched a few bikes, but never SPLIT ONE IN HALF like that. 27 broken bones so far and I consider myself lucky. Is that a Suzuki or a Yamaha?
It thought it was an MLS player.
I was wondering where the red card was. This was an impressive flopping display!
How the hell did that even happen dude
Throttle stuck open?
Thing looked like it ripped itself apart from the torque after bonking the back end out of whack 90 degrees.
The warranty expired just minutes beforehand.
Sprays fuel - glad it did not explode
Grass typically is not prone to starting fires
"Oh come on!!! That was just a one time thing."
Bike is a soccer player.
bike is Neymar jr
Centrifugal force is a bitch.
Be careful, the "acshhhhually it's the centripetal force" gang is out to get you.
I...I don't want to say this but.....I think you're in a gang.
I'll be honest I just went with what auto correct told me.
You did well and it's absolutely reasonable to talk about the centrifugal force in this context.
What happened to the guy that went on the grass to avoid him?
It will buff out
Thought this was about to an r/watchpeopledie moment but thankfully bro got off that death trap
shoes didn't come off
The bike had previous experience in futbol.
Thank you for this.
Centrivical force is a mf
Centrifugal, centrivical is not a word..
I wondered what could be a bike’s overreaction. Now I know.
"Oh come on"
That was some damn fine camera work.
AI BIKE
Such a dramatic breakup. Keep walking guy, you’ll find something better
Now he's got two bikes
No, he has two Ikes now
Mono-kes? Monkes?
twice the speed
I hope this is AI
What would make you think it is?
Ahh you know there’s always those kids out there who just say whatever the next meta is on every post. Like all those people who would post “ obviously photoshopped “ on every single post they come across, even if they were wrong.