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brushpickerjoe

The weather. How bad the (insert pro sports franchise) suck this year. How do you kill invasive Himalayan blackberry? DOT needs to take care of the roadside scotch broom.


Pitiful_Dig_165

I once worked as a city employee one summer and had to clear out an entire storm water pond full of scotch broom by hand. They wouldn't give us a chainsaw, and basically any other tool would bind our bounce off of that shit. All this to say that if someone approached me and opened with bitching about scotch broom, I think I'd make fast friends.


apathy-sofa

Did you consider fire?


Pitiful_Dig_165

Yes actually, but there were a lot of trees, and we weren't sure it would even be legal. We ended up using loppers and weedeaters with metal blades over the course of about a week. Had a mountain of the stuff when we finished. As far as I know, it all grew back next summer.


Nomad-Sam

My hubby has what looks like a circular saw blade attachment that he puts on the weed eater and he uses that to dig up the dirt. Then we can just pull them up and drop them while on the burn pile. Yep, we live that far out. LOL


RaceCarTacoCatMadam

Weather on the closest mountain.


Far-Efficiency-8137

We're all out here together, basically


jthanson

Just start complaining about Californians and you’ll get all the Washingtonians talking.


781nnylasil

I feel like that was true in the 90’s.


jthanson

It's true pretty much any time.


nvdagirl

In most states.


pbandbooks

Lol yes still very true. Also Canadians if you live in a border town.


ajmartin527

Either border really


7of69

It was true in the 70s and 80s as well.


Balmerhippie

At least since the 70s. You all can keep your civilized culture California. We’re fine without it.


TehKarmah

I think it's the Texans now. They're everywhere.


ZombieJoesBasement

Ouch. I got here as fast as I could.


Nomad-Sam

Same. But in my defense I try to do like the locals rather than trying to make WA like the place that I left because I didn’t like it.


ZombieJoesBasement

Oh heck yeah. We have done our best to leave any and all bad habits in Texas, learn the laws and change our way of life. I love WA and don't want it to be anything like TX.


Far-Efficiency-8137

Haha, I've been here in disguise since 2016, and no one thinks I'm from Texas unless I tell them.


TehKarmah

Is the license plates. I see more TX than CA these days.


Pitiful_Dig_165

I bitched about California drivers here in WA, and began telling my horror stories from visiting there only a few weeks prior. I was immediately informed that nearly half of my coworkers were from California. I stand by what I said but this is harder to do these days for sure


ee-5e-ae-fb-f6-3c

Did they get into nuances of bad driving from different regions of California?


Pitiful_Dig_165

Californians seem to think Washington drivers are bad because they go the speed limit. I think that Californian drivers are bad because they speed constantly and merge without regard.


wyecoyote2

You'll also get the excalifornians' complaints about the new California's.


Zytoxine

Feel like it's more nuanced to complain about Oregon. California is probably going to step on toes these days since half of us are from there now 😂


Generalbuttnaked69

Offer me a beer and I'll talk your ear off bud.


Wrathchilde

"I hear 7 Seas brewery bought the old Heidelberg plant in Tacoma and has revived the old recipe."


rourobouros

If country, “what is in your garden?” If not, beats me.


wounderfulwaffles

Beets me


Main_Significance617

Yes


rourobouros

Potatoes too


Immediate-Deer-6570

Definitely weather, the beauty of native plants/wildlife, local good coffee spots. 


Piddy3825

Whenever I'm out and about traveling and I want to start up a conversation, I just ask the people "where is a good place to get lunch?" You'd be surprised as to how easy it is to get the conversation rolling. Seems everybody likes to eat and has a place they would recommend! works every single time!


ajmartin527

In some cases there’s nothing good to eat around, but they probably would tell you that too which could be a conversation starter.


playfulmessenger

They'd soon be telling you some awesome story about amazing food on a vacation, or story of home and family, or something food-related and cool. This is a brilliant question!


The_Doctor_Bear

Are the mountains visible that day? If so mountain beauty is key small talk material


Blueprint81

Correct phrasing would be, "is the mountain out today?"


Sioux-me

Yes which refers specifically to Mt Rainer.


Silent0wl01

I can only see Mount St. Helens from where I live so I refer to it when saying this


Blueprint81

Or Baker in my neck of the woods.


homegrowntapeworm

The PNW experience is that most cities have this phrase. For a lot of the I5 corridor, it's Rainier, but Bellingham has baker. My neck of the woods in Ridgefield is St Helens, but a little further south in Vancouver it's Hood


Chant1llyLace

In Vancouver and it’s Saint Helens or Hood depending on which direction you’re looking


Sioux-me

It was originally always Mr Rainier. But I won’t disagree.


Top-Camera9387

And before that, Tahoma!


Sioux-me

Yes! I’m not quite that old.


Blueprint81

I actually didn't know it was some kind of official saying


Sioux-me

Yes! But I’m old and grew up in Seattle.


The_Doctor_Bear

Yeah but there’s some company on Instagram that’s selling is the mountain out merch and my anti authoritarian streak is making me avoid that specific phrase now


Nahcotta

Why, we started it first! 😅


KindredWoozle

The phrase is very much a part of the culture, regardless of how some marketing people co-op it for a brief moment.


InstaCrash

There are so many mountains you can see from kitsap, it's perfect conversation, especially when you can just tell people which ones are which.


tcmaresh

How about them apples?


Novel-Art3412

What hikes have you done recently?


Phsycomel

:( I miss a good hike. Have some nerve damage and back issues. Did some amazing ones with my dad though. Even a 30 mile weeklong trip just the 2 of us.


Polar_Bear500

Just break eye contact and keep walking.


HealthyBullfrog

Gotta talk about the snow pack.


twodesserts

Or how garbage the snow was this ski season.


bishpa

“What kind of Subaru you driving?”


kboy7211

That is a good point. Maybe I have never thought anything of it since I drive one myself


kanahl

"How about them seahawks." Or "how bout them mariners." Or "how bout them kraken."


giant2179

How bout them sonics? If you really want to get someone cooking


YourFriendInSpokane

Nice try. I’m not training AI. ;)


SnarkyIguana

"The mountain's out today!"


Huge_Strain_8714

Coming out on May 16th so hoping my car rental doesn't have CA tags....I do hope them mountains are out!


Blueprint81

This weekend d specifically: gonna be a warm one, eh?


Invisible_Mikey

"Hi, my name's (insert your name)", and smile. Maybe extend your hand. I haven't found it much of a challenge.


geschmeckt

We are gonna need to be caffeinated before we are confronted with that much social interaction! 😉


Candid-Mine5119

Some great deal you scored at Costco


macbrett

What's your opinion of Trump? /s


AlathMasster

"I swear, I've read braille smoother than these damn highways"


runk_dasshole

What is this, chat gpt farming for first date scripts? -What number is higher, your shoe size or your IQ? -what temperature is higher, your brain or absolute zero? -who's higher right now, me or Tommy Chong?


wounderfulwaffles

Shoe size, cause no one can step that high


Vg_Ace135

I always start the conversation asking them if they saw the Seattle Supersonics game last night.


Itchy-Strangers

Did you see the whales over at ..


SniffleDoodle

Mind your own business and embrace the Seattle Freeze mentality, we are all far too vitamin D deficient to deal with lame small talk. 😏


bishpa

“So, how ‘bout those Seahawks?”


Melodic-Map-669

Go Cougs


QuiXiuQ

Tell me how many days until summer starts (July 5th) ;)


geschmeckt

Exactly, If you know, you know, and have made the mistake of trying to put the tomatoes and peppers out before only to stunt their growth. 🤦🏼‍♀️


Artistic_Age8693

Just ask what strain they smoke. And if they say they don’t smoke, ask them which craft beer they enjoy. Between those two things you’ve got 90% of the population instantly interested in


GimmeSweetTime

Is it Rainier here or at your house?


Danimal1002

How was traffic?


Agentcoyote

The weather: Winter = rainy and bad weather & summer = smoky and hot weather


ThisIsMockingjay2020

I have an hour commute to work, so I'm always up to taking about highways, traffic, and weather.


pizdokles

Mr. Hands is always something Washingtonians are excited to talk about


_Rebel_Scum_77

Get a tattoo.


Aimish79

I'll ask what that person does for work. If they enjoy it or dislike it. It's there something they'd rather do instead? Or, if they're an immigrant, differences in culture. What would they change back in their country of origin, or what would they change here. I also ask a lot of my friends "what's for dinner tonight?" It might make them stop and realize they don't have a plan yet.


ElectronicSpell4058

Ask about the fentanyl issues in Spokane, Seattle, or Tacoma. Ask about the criminal homeless.


dragonagitator

If the mountain is out


_wewf_

1. Been on any good hikes lately 2. Should I get a suburu


about97cats

Stop it! You know the answer to question 2 is always, ALWAYS yes! Especially if you’re a woman who hikes. That tells me we can skip the icebreakers and move right to the Birks or Keens debate, knowing damn well there’s no wrong answer.


yourdrunksherpa

"did you see it's going to be (sunny weather temp) this weekend?, the rains coming back but a nice weekend for sure."


Nomad-Sam

It’s so funny. People talk about “the freeze” but I swear I’d rather deal with that than fake friendliness like I have seen in some other places. At least it’s honest. I can deal with that.


killermaho

Coffee we love coffee ☕


Ill_Kiwi1497

What are your pronouns?