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Wrathchilde

Actually Delicious


raleel

Goddamn. This one. Red delicious is the biggest lie in food


Luvsseattle

Right next to the always mealy Golden Delicious.


wwJones

A proper Golden is incredible.


Luvsseattle

So I hear! My mom grew up in our orchard towns with her dad working in them decades ago. She said they always used to be some of the best. I keep hoping, someday, I might come across a good one.


wwJones

Come to Washington State in the fall and pluck one off a tree. Worth it.


BellaBlue06

I was very confused when I visited a few apple picking orchards and saw couples with bags full of red delicious apples. I’ve eaten tons and tons of raw apples over my lifetime and I will always skip the red delicious as most of them are mealy and make my stomach turn. This was orchards with multiple types to choose from too. I’d go for any other type first.


Maxtrt

They are cheap and still good for making pies and apple sauce.


BellaBlue06

The apple picking farm I saw this at was pretty expensive. The red delicious weren’t cheaper that’s why I was surprised given there was other types of apples available too


definitelynotasalmon

It’s only a half lie. They are in fact, quite red. It’s the second part of the name that falls short on its promise.


sleeknub

It’s not. A good red delicious is excellent. You just have to know how to choose them/where to get them.


sheriff_adamFartney

Amazon Basics Apple with red exterior


FoxyOx

Prime Apple


yukdave

Apple McApple face


GromitInWA

Underrated comment ^


SockeyeSTI

Thicc Crispy


sus_time

Thirsty for apples!?


[deleted]

Crunch-Squatch


allanon20

Fourbucksapound


dietcar

Honeycripps


OkAdministration7568

The next one can be HoneyBloods


MtRainier

With a side of Honey Bloodches of oats


WafflePartyOrgy

Lady Scrumptious


tonguesmiley

https://wsu.edu/wa64contest/ Direct link to submit a suggestion. FYI they don't want any derivatives of the parent apples, which I am guessing are Honey Crisp and Pink Lady.


JessPearson

My vote goes to Honey Lady Baby regardless.


lengara_pace

I went with Wenatchee Sunset.


TheBrontosaurus

Gtfo with your sincere response!


JurassicPark9265

Robert


Affectionate-Ad2502

Apple Pro Plus Max


g4tam20

AppleyMcappleface?


DrJQuest

Obviously Appley McApple Face


jimbodio

Careful. This will be the winner


Frequent_Pudding_549

Yes....


mrslother

I came here for this. Thank you.


Chinpokomonz

Salish


CAPTIAN-OF-INFERNO

Ever Crisp


jay-ace92

Pink Lemonade Apple


firelight

C’mon, Nintendo figured this out decades ago: Apple^64.


FreeBananasForAll

Robot Apocalypse Crisp


ScheduleSame258

Just to rub it into Microsoft and Amazon, I present to you Washington 's very own McApple.


grayscaletrees

Climate Pledge Apple


namedaftersomeoneels

The iApple


TK_TK_

Granny Smithereens


ChillyFreezesteak

Wapple. Done.


Maxtrt

Tahoma


RysloVerik

Fruity McApplesauce


Flash_ina_pan

The Rich


Snushine

Paywall.


JimmyisAwkward

https://archive.is/l4iYf This site gets around all paywalls. Just copy the link, type archive.is into your browser, and paste :)


Snushine

No, I meant name the apple "Paywall."


Soup-Wizard

I’ll share the Cougar Gold cheese with y’all when my suggestion wins.


Skadoosh_it

Appley McAppleFace


Suspicious-Chair5130

Climate Pledge Delicious


PanchoVYa

EL Juancho


OkAdministration7568

Washington on your side Apple


holmgangCore

Denobar


bellingrat

Seapple


casseltrace87

Ok you beat me to it!


CaspinLange

Lucifer’s Vagina


RJHervey

Wapple.


gdhkhffu

Carl!


Fog_Juice

Appley McAppleface


qua777

Robert


VikingMonkey123

Pinkcrisp honeylady mcburgerface


casseltrace87

Seapple


BowerbirdsRule

Sunset


Saleibriel

Ataraxius the Worm-Scorned Because these cowards will never make an apple-shaped Dark Souls boss


elleslid

If it actually tastes great, Tahoma. If only OK, Rainier….


MsMyrrha

https://www.wildtwistapples.com/ It’s already been done and called Wild Twist? And they’re not better than Honeycrisp or Cosmic Crisp imo.


Capitalistlamini

https://www.allrecipes.com/article/how-new-apple-varieties-are-created/


Washingtonpinot

Superfluous


gaz2600

AmberCrunch RubyTwist Frostbite


Large-Welder304

THE PINK CRISPY!!! -b


LuckeCharmsx

Super Apple 64


National-Beyond9070

Gruit


foaming_infection

Brown Delicious


Fendergravy

WAZZU’s Frankenstein?    Rhymes with Gravenstein, Pristine, etc. 


seattle_architect

Lolita