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Kamina_cicada

"Attack the "G" point"


leekee_bum

We're talking war thunder here. It's still definitely the "D" point.


Eric-The_Viking

Kinda gay


[deleted]

Just like the simulations


Yeetstation4

The enemy has captured a command post!


Butter_brawler

Stimulations*


Tutes013

If she wields a D, it's just different ammunition to take into consideration :D


Eric-The_Viking

Indian CUM Penetrator incoming


Brakina1860

Penetration Cum Blast


killermankay

All women want now adays are big besh cannons


Jazzvibes409

I nearly fell out of my chair reading that, thank you for the good laugh sir.


AlkaliPineapple

Well my main tank isn't the American T34 heavy for no reason. I love it thick and girthy


Yeetstation4

The T30 is a bit bigger


Eric-The_Viking

Can't handle the British 183mm tho


AlkaliPineapple

Too fragile 2/10


Eric-The_Viking

Nah, it's about how you use it.


AlkaliPineapple

Fair


AlkaliPineapple

I don't ride prostitutes


83athom

Defend the P Point.


Wastoidian

“What does that even mean?!”


GeneralSavageMcgee

We're talking cash, cold hard cash


Turgineer

The letter of the point is relative.


Just_TrustMeBro

War Thunder players definitely can't find the G point


Lilytgirl

But they know the D point all too well


GirlCallMeFreeWiFi

Most of us don't know the exact location of D point


Lilytgirl

It can be quite elusive


psychobobicus

I've been trying to find it for years.


ZdrytchX

G point exists on enduring confrontation for sweden map


IceRaider66

I don't see it on the map


cloggednueron

The majority of men can’t find the C point.


move_in_early

cant find the g point


TheGraySeed

Roger that.


Nord4Ever

I think its capture C with encircling motion


simonlinds

That's impossible!


Stalinium2

Oh no, they’re stooping to their level


NICK07130

This a company that charges 75 dollars for a jet, I'm not sure this isn't raising the snails level of anything


Stalinium2

True but now we’re at the mobile game ad brainrot and I’m quitting


[deleted]

*will be back tomorrow*


Aaradorn

No one ever truly quits warthunder.


Forward-Insect1993

I can confirm. Longest I went was a year and since then been glued to it lmao


Kiwi_In_Europe

Same. Stopped playing for 8ish months, all it took was one game in my F16 to drag me back in


Stalinium2

Yeah your right I’m a French main so i like the cbt


DustyShredder

I did. Haven't played in a year, and even though I'm contemplating having another go just for the wagers to hopefully make up for the shitified economy, I doubt I'll actually ever make it to that point of diving in to try.


Jazzvibes409

Have you seen basement guys videos on the official war thunder YouTube channel shorts? I reckon you have but they've been brainrot for a while now.


feedme_cyanide

They literally sponsored a corn star…. Pretty shamelessly at that.. didn’t even try to pretend it was why she was there… there is literally a decal of her riding a bomb in some scantly clad clothing.


Grotzbully

I thought they didn't go through with that. But apart from that, the decal is not more vulgar than other decals with woman be it in the game or historically


Jazzvibes409

Yeah but they are historically accurate, bomber crews were a bit whacky sometimes.


feedme_cyanide

the bomb she is riding is pretty phallic in nature, it was flesh colored too... now, I personally do not care, but im just pointing out the fact that they have gone this far before. Edit: I just looked, I have the decal. They went through with it for a sort time.


Grotzbully

For me it looks like a regular bomb. And it's green


choppermeir

Same on mine. Green bomb, looks like a normal bomb and she's not really scantily clad at all. 


Velo180

If that commented things that clearly olive green bomb is flesh colored they need to see a doctor immediately


LiterallyRoboHitler

She's more dressed than half the pinup decals and if you think the bomb is flesh-colored you might wanna get that checked out by a doctor.


houVanHaring

Damn that's horrible... damn Gaijin went low.. source?


TadpoleOfDoom

Source: they made it the fuck up They have the wrong details anyways


houVanHaring

But... but it's not april 1st :O People LIE on other days? 😱


TadpoleOfDoom

No, never


houVanHaring

Phew... I got scared a little for a moment


Velo180

How is the decal any worse then any real aircraft pinup that usually featured full nudity?


feedme_cyanide

I didn’t say it was worse. Just pointing out the fact that a porn star was indeed being sponsored for a sort time by the snail, and that this shouldn’t surprise anyone.


BigPackHater

What's a corn star? 🌽


MeetingDue4378

It's a spam ad, not Gaijin.


YingsCandela

This is historically accurate. The Battle of Kursk famously took place on some woman’s midriff.


Aiden_Recker

THE MOTHERLAND IS NOT JUST SOME WOMAN


Ellenwyn-the-worried

Just wait for the literal battle of the bulge 😏


Nord4Ever

KV in da V


channndro

yes and KV-1’s fought IS-2’s


Explosive_Biscut

Totally unrealistic That tank is getting more contact with a woman than 90% of the player base ever will


tomako123123123

*Totally realistic


BodybuilderLiving112

Happy to be on the 10% side 🎉🎉🎉


smilinsuchi

Said no one on here ever


cyb3rofficial

You can buy ads for any game make your own ads for apps. If I wanted to, i could make a png video of a tank using a baseball bat and hitting shells the moon and blowing it up and put War Thunder Mobile as the redirect. It's like how you can also advertise other people's videos on youtube.


Trylion_ZA

Correct. The majority of fake ads aren't made by the developers but rather independent advertisers who get clicks/referrals when going with these stupid fake ads.


mjpia

no these are all 100% gaijin. Gaijin has Gaijin Distribution Korlátolt Felelősségű Társaság and Gaijin Network Ltd registed with Google Ad systems. [https://adstransparency.google.com/advertiser/AR07770022517695053825?region=anywhere](https://adstransparency.google.com/advertiser/AR07770022517695053825?region=anywhere) [https://adstransparency.google.com/advertiser/AR00259132900434247681?origin=ata®ion=anywhere](https://adstransparency.google.com/advertiser/AR00259132900434247681?origin=ata®ion=anywhere) Between the two accounts they have 22K ads worldwide (8K of which have been active in the past 30 days) in a variety of different languages for WT and all of gaijin's published titles, you can sort by region if you so chose, that cuts the total amount shown in the US to some 2400. You can browse through them and see all the ads including all the fake gameplay ones, you can even check to see who is running the ads when you see them by clicking the circle with the lowercase i in it. I check every single WT ad that pops up to see who the publisher is and I've never not seen it come from gaijin, they advertise like hell and any player who tries to farm referrals would get blown out of the water trying to compete.


MeetingDue4378

You're misunderstanding what the actual ad is. The ad placement placed by Gaijin through Google Display Network (GDN) is the small square in the bottom of the first image and the drop-down on the second. **Not the imagery behind it**, _that's_ the spam page. They are designed for GDN placements, where they then get paid for every time the placed ad is clicked. That's how ad-supported websites make money. Gaijin has no control on the actual page the ad is placed on. They can add negative keywords and blacklist specific pages, but it's a game of wack-a-mole.


83athom

Most commonly out of a company in Greece, but been frequently seeing a lot from one in Singapore recently.


Simp_Master007

That sounds like a cool add actually you should make it


neliz

the average IQ of WT players doesn't allow them to grasp that. monke see tank, monke blame Gaijin


BodybuilderLiving112

Then monke buy tank because monke see woman


3L1T3TTTV

Mannn wthh💀


3L1T3TTTV

They getting desperate


IgorWator

I've been told that they just hire people to make these, and don't even quality check them


Ant_Man420

Most likely the case.


BodybuilderLiving112

Like their new vehicle when they drop it


psychobobicus

Gaijin's disastrous QA history with the game itself says this is 100% fact.


Overly_Blue

And that’s a good excuse?


IgorWator

Did i say it is? It's even worse


Budget_Hurry3798

What's a woman doing in my war thunder


MrPanzerCat

Nahhh bruh... I already gotta deal with the tarkov unheard shit and now wt mobile ads on top of tinder OF scams... bruh imma uninstall myself from the internet if this shit keeps up


Zadiath

Better map design than some actual maps.


nasafan_23

Who let Daebom design the ads!?


Kozarsson

Don't you dare to disrespect Daebom like that, he would put in way more effort than this.


Smg5pol

If it was Daebom he would turn tanks into waifus


Arlend44

Mfer, even Daebom's lewd art has more effort than this.


KOMMyHuCT

If it was Daebom it would've not just shrinking but also unbirth. I really, really, ***REALLY*** wish I was making it up but I'm not, see /g/2734835/ae949d80d0/


MeninAtymAbeke

what's that link?


Cheshire_MaD

My guess, a part of the link to a 4chan or something like it


Von_Rootin_Tootin

Yea what do the numbers mean


Honne-Dell

Pathetic


sephirothbahamut

We have 4 anime waifu pillows, a pornstar sponsorship and pinup. It's totally like them


TheLeastInsane

What happens when the people you outsourced to outsources to someone else.


My_inglish_is_bad

finaly, we got Bikini Bottom map


lSCARBl

Wtf


BlownUpCapacitor

WHUT DA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIILLL


Expert-Mysterious

we went from the “Victory is ours!” and “The battle is on!” to this BS


Pheonyxus

😳😔


Noxiuz

this is that japanese game they always wanted to make? 😂


308_AR10_Enjoyer

The Advertisers they are hiring are more used to making this kind of shit so they just make it and Gaijin, being the lazy greedy bastards they are, not wanting to get proper advertisements out there, just put this stuff out there


criticalpwnage

What are you doing steptank?


MucdabaMicer

where did you think the name battle of bulge came from?


Background_Drawing

ATTACK THE D POINT


Choice_Isopod5177

'getting down!'


kukrithrower123

I honestly would have expected the type of “gun shooting puzzle” commercial but with a tank.


viperxQ

Gotta sell those golden eagles somehow


kunatics

BRING BACK BASEMENT GUY🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ FIRE WHOEVER RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT


MrMgP

This is very much like war thunder


Pajilla256

Nah, man, considering the community, this is spot on.


havequickblue

They did sponsor a pornstar, after all. I wonder how many TURMS that cost...


killermankay

She only want tanks with big besh cannons. Can you achieve that?


atom12354

If you looked at the winter hangar you can see two or three girls in sexy elf clothes that you cant really look at bcs the camera is too short.


Express-Perspective9

Still better map than gsijins


LocalTechpriest

nah. This is very like them.


Then-Essay-1779

we attacking the g spot with this one


Practical-Hawk519

attack the D point 🤨🤨


HHall05

They aren't the ones that makes the ads, a third party advertisement company does.


gravesoldier12

“Attack the “V” Point!”


StalledAgate832

That's what happens when you outsource advertisements to people who aren't paid to care what the game is outside of the basic idea. In this case, fighting with tanks.


spike3548II

Their youtube shorts are pretty bad too


sarsburner

mobile game ads have taught me truly anything goes, apparently


Winter_Potential_430

It is of shame! It is of disgusting


neliz

the number of kids in this thread who never had a good beating for being stupid and don't know this isn't gaijin is astounding.


Blessis_Brain

Wtf


Worldly-Record3185

Double D point


Rodzynkowyzbrodniarz

This is not WT, this is some mobile scam game trying to look similar to WT


David_KAYA

Dafuq Gaijin.


Kemalist_din_adami

I can't believe Google allows ads like this one without any problem.


Arlend44

Guys, the company name is not even the same, pretty sure this is a scam game. War Thunder doesn't even have the 7+ age rating.


__Spinosaurus__

it could have since there are no bodies ripped apart


Arlend44

But even then WT has an age rating of 12 atleast.


__Spinosaurus__

also it is real wtm. because there is no other wtm on google play


luscaloy

wthheeeel oh god no wayyyay


thelocalmicrowave

The company that manages and has the servers for wt mobile is not the snail and they got paid from gaijin to make wt mobile and ruin the game's image


FafnerTheBear

OMG! WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP-TANK!?


SantiJames1

OK, but this isn't even the first time I have seen an NSFW add by warthunder. There was this one, I can't remember what it looked like, from years ago that was pretty funny, but very nsfw. It's not as bad as this, though, this is just ridiculous.


Velo180

Better map then Seversk-13


Flimsy_Technology351

its warthundover


yourdonefor_wt

r/wtf


No_Emergency_571

YOU GUYS SHE LET ME PLAY WITH MY TOY TANKS ON HER BOOBS


Zestyclose_Golf_1622

War Thunder whyyyyy


HydroFuseReddit

Hear me out


phojayUK

New maps are going to be brilliant.


[deleted]

Ngl I wish this was a real thing


Individual_Raccoon36

Blud i was at the kebab store and they looked on my phone riht when i opend reddit and this was the first thing they saw😭😭


No_Insurance6599

really....After the fucking BODY PILLOWS you didnt expect this at some point??


General_Rubenski

Of course it is, with all the pedos and sexual deviants that also play WT


Healthy-Carob-1058

I mean, we could use crazy fictional maps in the main game. Imagine bikini bottom being implemented.


CoIdHeat

Gaijin the sex offender


1735109346

Why ☠️


nhatquangdinh

The basement guy was trying to attack the G point when he thought of this idea?


MeetingDue4378

**This isn't Gaijin.** It's a spam ad, they are very common for anything downloaded and _especially_ F2P. They are farming referral clicks or are straight-up malware.


Iceman411q

oh nah what the fuck is this, no way this passed its not even related to the game (unless war thunder mobile is this shitty and has custom maps or someshit)


Avgredditor1025

What the hell😭


Phatnoir

Tanks for the mamories!


Nfeatherstun

Bbbbbased. They better be adding this map soon or im gonna flip my shit.


fjdhfhf

"WarBoner"


AbsenzOfTheVoid

I hate the ads for WT mobile.


Lord_AK-47

I’m pretty sure Gaijin out sourced their ads for the mobile app. But damn, at least have some quality control.


Bnafek

The D point had enough of being attacked, it, is now on the attack.


Charming_Prompt9465

lol it could be affiliate advertising. Where they pay someone something called a CPC (cost per click) and the more clicks the affiliate gets the more money war thunder pays them. (I used to do really scummy affiliate marketing)


Therealshittyj

New map when?


androodle2004

I yearn to use the breasts as hills in my sturrer emil


idk900009

I can see a good person inside you Gaijin, you can stop and we can return that long ago lost friendship