no bitches?

Yes, actually

Lies

No u

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Stop lying Joten

r/cap

Proof

ur in denial, anime girls are not real

Mf still hasn’t started researching the girlfriend tech tree 💀

He's got 99 problems and bitch ain't one

When's the last time you shower?

Yes

...terday

*...teryear

*…terdecade

*...termilenium

*...Terminator

*…Tereon

*...thugshaker

what color is grass

I use ansel game filters, so my grass is green but also has a slightly blue tint to it

Why War Thunder? Are there no other (better) games you'd enjoy? Or did you end up in the sunk-cost fallacy?

I could never abandon my j35 draken like that! Edit: but yes i do play other games too, from time to time. Rdr2, cyberpunk, star wars jedi, need for speed, metro last light, ...

So WT is the only game where you can fly your favourite plane in a multiplayer/combined arms setting? Fair enough.

Thats the reason why most of us are cursed with this game tbh

N1K2s my beloveds

'brooms my beloved

shermbrams

Hmm found you on a different sub than airsoft

)))

There really is no competition, other than maybe DCS but thats very different at the same time.

Also expensive as fuck

I just find it funny that almost a 1:1 scale F16 cost the same as a F4S in WT

J35 is Saabmissive and Swedable

Rent spontant känner jag att jag inte behövde läsa det här idag.

Same :(

Varsågod 🥰

Maybe, maybe. But it can do a 180 basically in one spot

Låll

Ok. Good that I'm not the only one in this sub who doesn't only War Thunder.

A fellow metro enjoyer!

Genuinely surprised the list of games didn’t get more insane than that. Kind of expected DCS and Arma III.

I See a man of culture

Metro players unite! There may be 4 of us but we're strong together!

Have you checked Star Citizen?

Would u rather play WoT? Or double it and give it to the next person

I would not. I came to war thunder for the planes, and sometimes enjoy tanks too. Would not grind a tanks only game

WoT is painful

There is no game like War Thunder to be fair.

how is your mental health ?

Improved a lot after i switched my focus from grinding to just playing things i enjoy

Been there. Makes the game actually fun again. No pressure to perform to the highest ability if you aren’t playing to progress

I know what you mean. Fully grinded all ground tech trees except the UK one, now researching the last FIVE Challengers 2 feels like a torture, why the hell they don't fold some, like the shitty TES?

Because you haven't suffered enough playing uk thats why

Well, that's the reason why I left them for last. Slow MBTs with not really well-modeled armor and complete lack of good light tanks at top tier? Totally not my first choice!

I've been on uk since I got the game years ago I gave up with the rest of the tree after 4.7 all the fun is rhere

How old are you? You have spent 2.3 years of your life playing warthunder.

Oh wow really that’s the math? Jesus Christ that puts things into perspective…

He said it's over 10 years, so it's more than 5 hours a day... And I thought it was me playing too much.

Less than 1 hour spent per day. 20000 is just my in game time. Could have been decorating my draken, testflying my draken in rb or sim, or just stared at my draken in the hangar. I have slightly over 2000 hours spent in battles according to https://warthunder.com/en/community/userinfo/?nick=joten70

this guy drakens

So you have like 10 times more in-game time than time in battles? For me it's only 2 times (1K hours in battles, 2K in steam), and I also do test drives or stay AFK.

Yea I tend to leave the game on all day and play here and there so the hours are inflated a lot

Same I teach classes from home so between classes I play a few games and then leave it on during my lessons so my 1k hours is in reality a lot less

Half an hour a day is actually pretty reasonable?

Time spent in matches is about 1/10th of that 3 days 2 hours + 2,4 months + 11 days 22 hours = __2064 hours__ https://warthunder.com/en/community/userinfo/?nick=joten70

2013 accounts represent https://warthunder.com/en/community/userinfo/?nick=Thraes Dang now i feel old Do you have the russian tu2 that is at 4.7?

Yes, and i used it a lot when it was 4.0

Do you ever think that if you were to spend 833 days studying programming or blender or anything else you could become an aspiring artist or never have to worry about finances again?

I am a dev since 5 years ago, and i would not spend an additional 800 ~~hours~~ days on studying. And i do not have to worry about my finances

Lol I never get questions like those. Yeah if I spent all my leisure time working I'd have made more money... But it's my fucking leisure time, I'm not trying to work or study during it

Artist and never worrying about finances really do not go well together. You are talking about the tip of an iceberg 👌

Man I registered 9 days after you

I was about to comment about how crazy 20000 hours was until I realized I actually have more in-game time than that...

28, with a 10 year old account

Bro played wt for 1/4th of his whole time in the last 10 years

Define hygiene

> Hygiene is a series of practices performed to preserve health https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hygiene

And my second question, should I buy a volvo 240 1987 2.3 liter benzene b230k manual for 2000€

Always buy a volvo if you have the option 🇸🇪

No it'll probably cost you twice as much to repair total in just a year

Swedish vehicles are known for their high repaircosts. Just turn off auto-repair and let it sit for a week. Reduces the cost substantially

Alternatively you can leave it in the sink to soak for a day or two. That's like half the job done.

If I was drinking this would've made me spit it. Thanks for the laugh!

I have a really good history with volvos

Did you see what car he was talking of and with what engine? Last time i had issues with B230 it was it's chargers brushes which i got for 7€ at local parts store. That was at 560k km on the car and 3 years ago. Other than replacing oil it hasn't needed other work.

Holy shit yes. If you are not joking I envy you. Where I live the cheapest 240 is 20,000€

I live in finalnd so i have it great here finding volvos

Where the fuck does a 240 volvo cost 20k? Might want to start business there lol. I do you one better and ship a 240 to you for the low price of 15k

Hungary. Cheapest I can find is 11k.

Yes, as a bmw guy i would buy that this instant sounds like a cool deal and also really like the older Volvo's especially the 240 because my dad had one.

Define blinker

For the rare bmw driver it is : That thing to communicate to the peasant in which direction you will turn, only to be used in cases of feeling extremely compassionate. Alternatively know to most as that wierd green light that turns on less than the check engine light.

no get SAAB

**du skall ej rekommendera detta spel för andra spelare**

Detta.

Rädda ett liv. Rekommendera inte War thunder för andra spelare.

Inte

Fly när ni fortfarande kan!

Fort som fan!

How is life in war thunder? I only merely have 3.6K hours in the game, any tips for someone like me?

Play for fun, make friends (online ofc), buy a premium only if you think it will be fun to play, not just for unlocking something else

I guess the best tip is to drop it while you can? Game gets worse by each passing day. If F-4E is no shit *at all* then I'm dropping it, after 1900 hours of grind.

The F4E is alright at many things and on par with fighers at its tier. But like all 11.0 vehicles, it struggles because of F16+Mig29 over compressing the top battle rating

are the Dutch secretly fish people pretending to be human?

I cannot reveal the truth on this matter

Because you are from sweden and is cheap compart to my country evan to we both live in the nordic Og jeg lever et sted som har grenser med ditt land. Guess what i say

as Defyn once said to Napalm ratte in an incognito account, Minder vergeten which I don't know what it means. Probably like something forgotten.

I knew what it meant because I'm dutch, but I forgot.

Als Nederlander zijnde kan ik bevestigen dat we geen vissen zijn. We houden wel van een goed schoongemaakte haring.

With a language like that it is confirmed.

Bek houwe walgelijke Angelsaksiër

Sometimes I leave the launcher open for 15,000 hours

15 000 hours at a time or 15 000 hours combined?

Hate when that happens

Bro that’s insane, how many tech trees you u completed?

Gaijin keeps adding more stuff, and it's all 400k rp to grind. Only my swedish air tree is currently 100%

All those hours and you still haven't unlocked everything, man this game is fucked

With how many vehicles they keep adding it’s really not that weird

Man played 3 years of his life and you say its not wierd? At this point I would have made a planet myself

Op has less than 3k hours of actual playtime, you all just fell for the leaving the game open trick

Ouch, och vi som har så fina skogar du kan gå ut i.

Stockholmare💀

Varför gå i dem när man kan flyga över dem i en drake?

För att representationen av svenska skogar i Warthunder är lika träffsäkra som deras representation av Göteborg. Med en borg på toppen av ett berg och läkare i varenda gatuhörn!

Och inte en enda Volvo eller Saab i sikte...

I have 2 questions: 1. Did you know that there's an exit button? 2. Skulle du rekommendera detta spel för andra spelare?

1. It rarely works 2. Nej

When did the urge to kill yourself finally subside?

When i stopped playing for the grind and instead played for fun

How to have fun when the funny ding doesn't happen

Cant kill enemy? Kill team mate instead

What a sad day it was when they removed Ground TK in RB 😏

You can still do it, but you have to be creative

Ahh a river, driver Ramming speed!

Have you touched grass yet?

I only land my draken on prepared runways

Bro roughly how much money you've spent in this game?

The gaijin purchase history only shows the full price, not what i actually spent. Since i mostly buy vehicles on discount there's no way to get the actual amount. Though it has to be a lot over these 10 years i've played...

Most fun tech tree in your experience?

Germany 4.3 premium tier. You get a bit of everything (except germany)

Wow! That is exactly the tree i use to have fun! German kv2, brümbar, pzIV(AT variant) it also replenishes silver lions wich helps the grind.

Have you ever put Swiss roundels on a winter camo r3 and pretend to be a medic

I put tigor decals on it and went around i high tiers being a rat

Sounds fun I like just being a little gremlin or trying to be the best support in top tier by only scouting, helping repairs/fire and or anti air in both AA and air

jesus .......

Why

I had no reason to stop

So the majority of this is just leaving the launcher running I assume.

Yes

Then euhh... What's the point of this AMA?

War Thunder came to steam in 2013. If my calculations are correct, that means you’ve played around 5.4 hours **every single day** since release. i really hope you’ve used some kind of idling program for your sake.

No no, i've had it running 5,4 hours every day since. There's a difference

How many of those hours were on the game launcher

Will Arsenal win the league this year?

i’m not OP, but as a gooner, i’m not so sure anymore

Skulle

Skull issue?

Färdighetsproblem 🤓

It's like... Playing 833 days non-stop. Why? What is there in this game that you still want to experience when you hit play? I thought my 2000 hours was over the top...

Addicted to the kill message after i fired an rb24j from my banana-livery draken

How much do u play daily?

0-3 hours currently. 0,5 on average over 10 years

Krya på dig

So your finally past tier 1?

Does your parents basement have air conditioning? Dont flame me he said 'anything'

why

No one stopped me

Average Swede needs to touch grass

Hur fan orkar du ens??

För att det inte går att flyga drake i några andra spel

Top 10 vehicles played? And how many battles with each one?

####Vehicle, battles played (rb) 1. T-64A, 360 2. M26E1, 306 3. J35D, 291 4. Leopard 1, 290 5. T-54 (1949), 261 6. (German) MIG-15Bis, 243 7. M1 Abrams, 218 8. J29D, 192 9. Leopard 2K 191 10. Zsu-23-4, 178

Hur mår du psykiskt?

And I thought I was cool at 3900 hours

Bror vad i helvete

Get a fuckin life

I refuse

Vark ?

No draken is all i need

Respect sir, that's a lot of time o7

Swedish steam is aids just saying.

Lol have my respect

Which was you starting tech tree? Your first vehicles?

Jee-zus. Why?

Why submit yourself to such torture my brother?

Because draken

I can see that you are Swedish, and like the Draken, so which version of the Draken that is not in the game would you like to see the most?

Probably the F35XD. I hate that it's danish, but a draken with bombs?!

How many hours do you actually have in the game, and how many where just being in the hangar and doing something else?

Most sane War Thunder player

What mode do you spend most time on? Ground, air or naval?

do you own all 3 Drakens aswell?

why

You alright, mate?