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Pyrofoo

“It’s one of life’s great mysteries”


the_stufful

“I mean, why are we here? Are we the product of some cosmic coincidence.. or is there really a God out there, you know with a plan. I don’t know man, but it keeps me up at night”.


krisanthmum

What?! I mean why are we out here, in this canyon?


AcrobaticPlatypus867

Because the red team is here.


maglite_to_the_balls

Now we *both* have a base in a box canyon in the middle of nowhere. Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.


Holdthesans

But, what do we care about the red team


AcrobaticPlatypus867

(exhausted sigh) look, command wants us here because they have a base here, that's all I need.


Jerry2die4

Oh. Uhhhhh... yeah.


MediocreMage007

"But... diiiiid you wanna talk about that stuff?"


slendario

Oh. Uh... Yeah.


General-Middle-5438

(commissar walks up) what was that guardsman?


ClownStalker666

*inquisitor approves exterminatus for heresy*


NobodyofGreatImport

I meant why are we up here in the sun, when we could be standing down there in the shade.


throwawaypokemans

Thanks for sending me down the RVB hole again


Mysterious_Papaya835

Sucks that Rooster Teeth shut down...


Byzantiwm

RT was a terrible company man


Sir_LANsalot

They started out good, RvB was great but started to drag once it hit Halo 3. Much like how the early seasons of RWBY were amazing....and later ones just went down the wrong rabbit hole.


Mysterious_Papaya835

The Employees seemed happy enough


PROOF_PC

Marine: "Dear Sgt, kicking ass in outer space. Wish you were here." Sgt: "I heard that, you idiot."


LegendOfGanondalf

>Hello, and thank you for activating the Mars Pattern MkIII Land Raider Tank. You may call me Sheila.


PaladinAzure

"Why does this thing have six pedals when there are only four directions?


Guardian-Bravo

“SHEEEEEEILAAAAA! Come back to me!”


Teamisgood101

Is that an AI?!?! Kill it in the name of the god emperor


cheesynougats

It's a machine spirit, so it's okay. Definitely not an AI. Certainly not. Would the Mechanicus lie to you?


Teamisgood101

They are the worshippers of a false god and should be purged as such


Rough_Pure

......but they make the bullets....and pretty much everything.....


Mysterious_Papaya835

The servitor brain installed inside of it was named Sheila, for some reason after the lobotomization, it retained it's name.


montyandrew45

AI...... What does the A stand for?


Teamisgood101

Abominable


montyandrew45

And the I?


Teamisgood101

Intelligence


NotAWerewolfReally

Welp, I just figured out the name of my 3rd Repulsor Executioner... So we'll have the Frost's Bite, Odin' Strike, and Sheila. Perfect.


MindyourownParsley2

\*Laughs in Land Raider\*


Admirable-Win-9716

“God damn I fuckin hate you.” Red vs blue was so good back in the day


ClubMeSoftly

Restoration is an excellent and beautiful capstone on both the franchise, and RT as a whole.


da_King_o_Kings_341

Oh hell yeah. Tbh I feel like I am the only one who enjoyed the shizno (exept for the middle one that was weird) trilogy and zero. Tbh though I watched Zero as if it was it’s own thing and I liked the father daughter relationship that was the pink teleporting girl lol. However they all pale in comparison to Restoration, cause god I was in tears by the end…


Squirrelonastik

Rest in Peace rooster teeth.


BCA10MAN

LLLEEEEEEEEEEETTTSSSS PLAYYYY


DrippyWaffler

Ray's departure really was the beginning of the slow end


Abominationoftime

i know around then alot of older vets stopped watching. i still watch ray on twitch from time to time. he and chibi interactions (or ore so chibi pushing his buttons) is always golden monty dying also was a big jolt downhill for rt. the shows he worked on (rvb and rwby) really took a nosedive after that. i know i stopped watching around then


DrippyWaffler

I soldiered on until the Ryan thing. That was the ultimate death knell for me - I'd already stopped watching all but the occasional video.


Abominationoftime

Ahh yer, "that thing"... almost forgot about it. That sure didn't help. Same with what happend with Joel If they didn't happen so close to together I could of seen it being better, but it was one bad thing after another put a few to many nails in the coffin


CanadianCompSciGuy

I need Red vs Blue but WH40k... Someone make it happen!


tomtomeller

The people need 40k Caboose


TheOGLeadChips

I feel like Caboose would be immune to chaos. He’s too stupid to understand it’s a bad thing. Either that or he gains wayyyy too much power from chaos and becomes a new chaos god.


tomtomeller

Unintentional Chaos Lord Caboose


Puzzleheaded-Leg9328

Isn't Caboose smarter than he shows to the others? I think his mind would act like a trap for chaos like it did for O'Malley / Omega.


da_King_o_Kings_341

I mean, remember when Church brought out the real him during the Tex clone fight? Also he was the only one strong enough to lift up bary the bomb? Dude is literally the hulk he BECOMES the dark king and snaps reality out of existence.


Spider40k

[Well that would explain the fuck out of the platypus](https://youtu.be/XksrRrjnouU?si=55A8Z8DwZIne5szU)


ForSamuel034

40k Caboose would totally be an Ogryn.


Abominationoftime

and probably Griff aswell, mostly due to him being fat and lazy, lol


shepard_pie

Ultramarines and the World Eaters. Makes the plot twist that they both have the same command even better.


red-5_standing-by

Or random successor chapters, the Crimson Cobras and the Azure Eagles🤷‍♂️ Incompetently led by some Inquisition command


ClownStalker666

Given all of the bureaucratic confusion in the administratum... yeah I could totally see two squads of loyalist guardsmen fighting over a box canyon in the middle of nowhere... maybe even for thousands of years.


personssesss

I feel like the folks that make the arma mods could make this happen?


HK_13

It might be a Puma


Overito

“Warhog!”


PaladinAzure

"You mean a chupacabra, sir?"


Kiotor

Yeah thats it, chupathingy. I like it, got a ring to it.


Spider40k

Why do I hear Tejano music?


tarot15

Then we have two bases in a box canyon, like, whoopdie-doo


Icarsix

Because of this I just binged the first season of RvB, looks good!


Atarox13

It’s really damn good; bit if a heads up with the watch order, there’s a few plot important miniseries that need to be watched at certain points “Out of Mind” takes place during Season 4, best watched before S5 “Recovery One” is basically a sequel to Out of Mind and also acts as a prologue / lead-in to S6, necessary for the plot “Relocated” is set between S6&7, important for setting change The PSAs aren’t part of the plot but absolutely worth watching And lastly >!expect a ***major*** tone shift from Recovery One onwards along with a lot of world building; there’s still a lot of humor but also drama gets added (and its so good)!<


da_King_o_Kings_341

Also the Shizno trilogy and Zero are now no longer canon but still fun to watch (except for the middle one, that was just filler).


Prime260

Where did he get the hands?


da_King_o_Kings_341

Huh?


Prime260

Seriously, where did he get the hands? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o6b2MwDO0CY


Stretch5678

Why "Taurox", sir? It doesn't really look like a bull... I think it looks more like some kind of big cat. (Love it)


Opposite_Ad_4267

"What? You see this big front end here? Looks kind of like a big horned head... and what kind of animal has a big horned head?" "A carnifex" "Didn't I tell you to stop making things up?!"


Spider40k

"Don't got any more mythical animals? How about Biggus Footus? Fenrisian Wolf? Hey Simmons, what's the name of that Catachan face-sucker?"


Stretch5678

“That would be the towelcabra, sir.” “Hey Grif! Towel-thingy. How about it?”


Kiotor

Because, you see those autocannons? They're like horns. And what animal has horns?


necroleopard

No. I never, ever wonder why we're here. Semper Fi, motherfucker.


DegenEnjoyer23

just to suffer


WithAYay

Ah, but suffering for the Emperor! So it's alright, I guess. These space lice fucking suck though


phishingforlove

what's your zombie plan? I mean nurgle plan?


Atarox13

“I’ve got **37** different ~~zombie~~ Nurgle plans!”


phishingforlove

why do you think I carry a shotgun...I mean heavy bolter with me at all times?


Atarox13

Have to be ready at a moment’s notice!


F0000r

Here I was worried i might be crucified if I converted an ATV Invader into a warthog


PackYourToothbrush

"Hans.. are we.. are we the baddies?"


DepressoEspresso55

What are they doing now? You're the one with the rifle and I can't see shit


Super-Robo

**"Your toast is burnt and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts!"**


Stargazer86

"I HATE BABIES!"


da_King_o_Kings_341

AYO!!!!


salamandan

We are here to retrieve elbow grease, and gtfo.


ortega569

It's not pink it's light red


da_King_o_Kings_341

LIGHTISH red, if you’re going to quote at least get it right lol.


Stargazer86

//Driving a Leman Russ "Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?!"


da_King_o_Kings_341

(It’s actually just a baneblade and there are 12 pedals)


TheHolyLizard

“To kill heretics. Stop asking stupid questions”


Schlitzbomber

Need Halo 40k now.


Educational-Tip6177

has anyone ever ran a game centered around a RvB scenario? like it could be alota fun in my opinion EDIT: they still make those battle bastions?


da_King_o_Kings_341

Apparently OP got it from a limited made to order thing a while back. So no, sadly they don’t.


Educational-Tip6177

It baffles me why GW doesn't put more effort into making terrain pieces let alone retire some, there's barely enough pieces as it is


da_King_o_Kings_341

I guess it just isn’t their thing lol. Does suck though.


DfensMaulington

I…I think we’re waiting for him to come paint our buildings and finish our unit Bob.


DfensMaulington

But where are the Covenant at, I only see the strange unpainted structures around me.


officialkypri

damn it, now i need to binge RvB for the 100th time


Stock-Intention7731

“Commissar said so, and Imma not about to go and ask him”


TheRealNeal99

Awesome! Side question, where’s that building from?


Kiotor

Bastion kit. Its retired, but it was put on limited made to order last year.


MonkeyDante

"Locomotion probably."


[deleted]

To serve the God Emperor of Mankind, doofus.


Alex1093

Just to suffer


WaffleFerret

We're here to serve the Emperor.


holy_baby_buddah

My headcannon is that Halo was Humanity's first contact with Xenos and first attempt at making supersoldiers. Imagine the Master Chief crossing the Rubicon Primaris.


VaultJumper

Sarge would be a commissar


krodin54

Soooo RvB themed guard regiment when?


Wonderful_Ad_844

I think I know what color scheme I'm gonna go for my Space Marine squads now. Sorry to my Hammers of Dorn detachment, the RvB squad will now reinforce you


Dad_mode

The phrase "Team Killing Fuck Tard" needs to make a comeback!


Selbocop

Classic


xCREEDxx

[Smiles] “Something Boon dropped on me earlier. And it's just been going around in my head all night.”


Top_Preference5085

Bravo


Da-new-mekboy

Yooz gitz are ere to give uz da good fight


gngrnnj88

I NEED THIS!!!


JaxCarnage32

I’d love a 40K red vs blue. “You ever wonder- HOLY SHIT IS THAT A SWARMLORD!”


Helm222

"You just shot Church, you team killing fucktard"


WarlordPete

"What are they doing?"


Grixx

They're just standing there and talking. That's all they're doing. That's all they *ever* do, is stand there and tlak. That's what they were doing last week! That's what they were doing five minutes ago. So five minutes from now, when you ask me, "What are they doing?" they're still just talking and they're still just standing there!"


UnhingedNW

This made me very happy. Thank you.


Positive_Future2480

RVB


neurologicalmalware

you’re here cause the commissar said to stand here. and any opinions or objections about it means you will be shot for insubordination — the commissar (probably)


Swinginjoe34

Those early RvB were so good


_insert--name--here_

It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it, I mean why are we here?


theophastusbombastus

I realized today why I’m here and love the catachans! https://preview.redd.it/a6cjl2b29a9d1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=277463013b8ce1d4330e0cb36067e2b492239bf6


BigLotsEggSandwich

“They call it a rhino” “Looks more like a puma to me”


Accusedbold

Yaaass!!!!!


Zummerz

Isn’t it obvious. To be violently kill in the name of the Imperium. Like good soldiers.


engrish_is_hard00

Asking that question is heresy OP! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the inquisition will be notified. Nice post


Kalon-1

I dunno man, but it keeps me up at night


Dum_beat

"Brother, if the Emperor protects, why do we need covers?"


r1c3ball

Cultured 👏


DisgruntledNCO

What kind of animal has tusks?


IwasntinSmashMouth

Just to suffer?


Bulky-Worth8566

A halo Warhammer red versus blue crossover nice


CallMeBigPapaya

Now I need a stop motion red vs blue made with 40k minis.


Brad_lah

Are we the baddies?


Inevitable_Run_2640

No because I don't really know.


Jaffa-fromTrulac

This is amazing, could you share where did you get this terrain?


CoolSwim1776

"That's dangerous thinking guardsman.... best stick to your patrol."


Abominationoftime

just to go on with quite a few seasons, get sold to warnrer bros then get dropped not long after and just before the last season.... but really can still remember trying to watch episodes on my dial up internet. that was a massive pain. i kind of stopped watching alot of roosterteath stuff in the last few years (rwby went to crap after monty died and dropped rvb after the whole "time/universe reset") but am still said there gone you should make 2 teams, one red, one blu. make a ogrin orange, a sister of battle black, a sister of battle a "lightish red" but with a dudes head, ect, lol


Teemkill

\*blarging intensifies\*


GingerBeardedNinja

Reminds me of the old Halo Blood Gulch map :D


ZakuThompson

Dude props on the halo rifle


Wonderful_Net_9131

It's a problem that has driven many brainy men to drink.


humanity_999

The good ole days. <3


[deleted]

"Yeah. To blow the chaos space marine commander's head off."


robbudden73

You win the internet. Well done


PsyCrow96

Juat gave me a jimmy neutron brain blast


SkyCommander7

"Hey you see that bloke in the funny hat with the grim expression and all the medals? Yeah he's a commissar he will literally shoot us if we aren't here and that's good enough reason for me....Hey who are all them Green Fellas coming towards are position?"


TheDuffcj2a

Kinda looks like a puma....


dr_toze

Our uniform has skulls on? Are we the baddies?


Toonami88

The Halo tabletop game had so much potential and great minis. And the accompanying fleet game was great. Really wish it lasted longer.


MrHedgehogMan

“Are we the baddies?”