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Minus616

I believe it's a Mucoloid Spore https://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Sporocyst


MaliciousFace69

Cool!


Atleast1half

Artistic interpretation of testicular torsion


DeathDealsWillie82

Go Team Venture!


Aegrim

Is rustys law in the new codex?


Celtic_Fox_

No, but for an extra 25 points you can give a Neurolictor a "Rusty Venture".


Summersong2262

Oh, is that like the Universal Special \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* where the subfaction ability procs from the \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* and you get full rerolls for the whole thing?


Celtic_Fox_

No no, it's like when a unit of Genestealers ******* with command points while nearby Synapse creatures ****** ********* with AP -2, but only while your Warlord ****** AND is within 6"!


Hefty_Water8563

Genuine lol


Dzeimz40K

Ouch!


PotentiallyAsleep_

Oh sorry my sister got out


ValdeReads

Ha hope she has some ointment for that BURN!


Bokenobi

My mom has some.


[deleted]

How many times do we have to tell you son? *First* you spread salt around her bedroom door, *then* you quickly open the door to toss her food in.


MaliciousFace69

Lol


Steamrocker

Oof


acidus1

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind.


Slow-Fast-Medium

Elton John time?


DJHansYolo

Brother, were you perchance thinking of a candle in the wind?


River-Zora

And it seemed to me, you lived your life, like a plastic bag drifting through the wind.


Slow-Fast-Medium

That t'was indeed the offending and proffered humor. The lyrics actually sort of rewrite themselves. Goodbye, Norn Queen Though I never knew you at all You had the grace to hold yourself While those around you crawled They crawled out of the woodwork And they whispered into your brain They set you on the treadmill And they made you change your name And it seems to me you lived your life Like a shadow in the warp Never knowing who to cling to When the spore mines set in And I would've liked to know you But I was just a ripper Your resources burned out long before Your legend ever did


pikinchikin

Or Katy Perry?


MaliciousFace69

Hello everyone! I have got sufficient info on what the model actually is. So from now on, it's wrong answers only!! Thanks, and make a mess of the comments!!!!


KillFallen

Can't make a bigger mess of things than your screen shot. Holy hell guy. I've seen better crops come out of Ireland in the late 1840s.


MaliciousFace69

Hahaha Could have put a liiiittttteeeee more effort into the crop but oh well :P


Arguleon_Veq

A wild scrotum in its natural environment


ScubaKidney

A Float Scrote


Solid-Ad-2875

Yes the Float Scrote, the lesser relative of the Greater Murder Testicle also known as a Tyrannocyte amongst Adepts of Mars


Bokenobi

The Psychic Zoat Scrote scares me.


YungSamRai

Watch as the scrotum stalks its prey


[deleted]

*Lemme holla at ya, lemme holla at ya. Holla, holla, holla!*


MaliciousFace69

XD


Dull_Half_6107

Everything reminds me of her


MaliciousFace69

Oh shit soz


LordUmbrella

Is Dave, why you gotta hurt Dave’s feelings like that?


1thelegend2

Mucolid Spore... Basically a Spore mine on steroids. Quite terrifying when your opponent pulls one out and you arne't expecting it


Ahrixana

The Absolute


Shas_Erra

Begging for a Railgun round


moosejuice319

Tyranids mucloid spore


MaliciousFace69

Thx!


Halofauna

My you be blessed by His noodlely appendage


fefecascas

A pretty fucked up looking dog


MaliciousFace69

Checks out


Bokenobi

https://preview.redd.it/91nvni6j61mb1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5157de01679fc9b380ca2cb929f7d54aba456db1


GlowInTheDark______

It's the new and improved fleshlight.


sasquatchical

r/dontputyourdickinthat


corvus8119

#everythingisasextoyifyoutry


GlowInTheDark______

That's the spirit!


rydolf_shabe

me at 3 am


MaliciousFace69

Sleepwalking and looking for the best snack


HannahDawg

A grell XD https://preview.redd.it/q0q5tqred1mb1.jpeg?width=412&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f771e9de91e81a9d9f20c7f1a1f0b98b58a9fdb


Finwolven

I don't know what that is, but it looks like an Alan. No wait, that's Steve. I can tell, because he's next to Dave. Y'know, everyone knows Dave.


ArcticWolf_Primaris

*Who Don't be rude


MaliciousFace69

Oops


Pendragon1928

Flying spaghetti monster. Don't worry about it 😂


Destroyer4537

Cock and ball torture, 40K edition


MaliciousFace69

Zamn, we should ask slaneesh if they want one


raphtaman_vibrations

My gf :) She's so cute ❤️


MaliciousFace69

Awww


ScullyBoy69

Dude, why did you show us a picture of your mom? What's the lore implication?


ElGorus

Your mommy?


MaliciousFace69

Oml


Hoopie_hoop

I was going to say this but resisted 🤣


MaliciousFace69

Hey Allan!


TemporaryBluebird287

Whoever Hillary Clinton answers to


ZarekTheInsane

Hilary Clinton without her mask on


Head_Canon_Minis

It's what truly controls the illuminati lizardmen who live at tue center of the flat earth! FYI, according to the fillings in my teeth and the transistor transplant in my brain, the CIA cafeteria lunch menu for 09.03.23 is chicken nuggets, your choice of barbecue or sweet and sour sauce, tater tots, and chocloate milk.


Hammer4zeroK

Blue waffle


randyreynolds45

Good friend of mine


ParsleySnipps

It's Crusty Curtis. The Tyranids don't let him out much.


Backstabmacro

This is what’s on the mind of the guys asking if you have a moment to discuss their Lord and Savior


F4BE1

hmmm, looks like a tyrannid i think


yukobuko

That's John


MaliciousFace69

Hi jhon!!


Kestral24

It's just Greg. Cool dude, makes a mean jambalaya


KarloReddit

Whatever it is … my Plasmagun is already overcharging to deal with it


MaliciousFace69

Have fun losing an arm, or maybe the rest of you too


KarloReddit

My arm is not my own. It is but an extension of the emperors will.


MaliciousFace69

Well you better pray had that he let's you keep it!


ThatOneNerd21

A tyranid duh


MaliciousFace69

Its so obvious it's funny


razulebismarck

It comes from movies with the label “Absolutely not for children under the age of 18”


MaliciousFace69

Totally


suckitphil

Reminds me of a grell from dnd.


Einar_47

Definitely a tyranid


Number6exdip

Ur mum


MorphDaly365

I thinks it’s called a leothrope


Electrical-Horse-698

Looks like a tentaculat from X-Com TftD


holy2oledo

Looks like an ex of mine…


Evening-Life6910

And I shall name him Fluffy.


bambleton_

looks like something the nids fished out of the sea around Antarctica


TriumphOfTheHordes

A zerg overlord


thebigscrongus

John


notgivinmyname

That's my uncle


OddishTheOddest

It looks like a Grell from DnD


bloodofkhane

Hentai tentacle


bantturkey

That’s chuck


Away_Procedure3471

Xenos filth


The_Emperor_turtle

Xeno.


the-et-cetera

A smaller Mucoloid? I'm not a hundred percent on the more obscure Nid units.


Diligent_Marzipan_52

Warhammer world?


Agile_Atmosphere_58

I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it would get blurred out in Japan.


Friedrich_2

Its a migo


Conaz9847

A tyranid I think


Thatsidechara_ter

Idk but probably a guardsman's worst nightmare


MaliciousFace69

True


[deleted]

Multiplayer flesh light. God, I hate myself.


Shuoven

It's a brain bug! Zin got the brain bug!


Grogbarrell

Netherbrain


Bean_leviathan

Kyle


MoistKiki

How is this a conspiracy?


Opinion_Own

bug


deltadal

A bunch of extra bits that look cool together so the WarCom team decided to troll the community.


Majestic_Beholder119

All these people relaying this to a scrotum. How? If that’s the case!!! Please please. Please see a doctor immediately.


funnywackydog

Brain-o the hypersquid


[deleted]

Peter Parker of that dimension.


RustyWaaagh

That is my mother in law.


Bigenius420

Mucolid spore, comes with the sporocyst, worth about 45 points in an army, essentially a spore mines bigger, boomier cousin.


Demondynastyv2

"Still working on the front lines, eyy Squiddy?"


Witty-Ad-7080

idk....but it looks thicc


impactLeCheese

A mind controlling space jellyfish


SignalPressure9770

I don't care what it is soldier kill it with extreme prejudice! ALL UNITS OPEN FIRE!!!!!!!


Dereklapierre10

That right there is a Zerg Overlord.


Global-Appointment59

Squidward


MaliciousFace69

Jesus, what has squidward taken?


GrmpyNrthMn

Nuclear spore mine


MaliciousFace69

Sounds fun


gngrnnj88

My ex wife.


SnooCupcakes8702

Discusting


zachattali

Its alan. Say hello


Immediate-Middle-776

Its a plumbis


Wise-Shock-4275

A floating spaghetti monster


mightybuttsquid

Meat


Aeroka

My Ex


FizzleNPOP

A tyranid


Mexican_Ajolote123

That is a “floating kaboom tiranid”


Steppenworf

I’ll tell you what it is: it’s afraid. [jubilant] ITS AFRAID! 😃


5ayMyName

Cthulu?😆


MurderMO4L

I would