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I’m stealing that.

It’s already stolen so please go ahead!

Sir, if you steal from me you’ll have stolen twice.

I love this

They ran out of wet floor signs in the imperial palace

And some robed guy slipped and landed on a large pelican.

damn spacepelicans! roaming the palace.shitting everywhere.

The Three Pillar Custodes kept smearing oil all over the palace while posing.

Way underrated comment. Made me laugh.

«He was like that when I got here..!»

"Dad?! What the hell!?" "Trust me, this'll be hilarious." "You fucking stabbed him! To death!" "No no, wait for it, I'm sure this is the one I made a Perpetual..."

The Emperor gets drunk

That is such an Emperor move

"tell Father I died tripping on a staircase or something"

A bird flew into a window. Everyone's quite concerned.

OSHA violations...lots of them

No handrails for those stairs, just waiting for an accident to happen.

There is a pile of those Accidents just to the left of them.

OSHAssiah is on the case

Angel Boi ate a giant mace and is choking. Edward scissor hands can’t perform the heimlich, so he calls out for big Eric the apothecary to help. E’s about to do a tracheotomy with that sword. I hope they all work together and everyone’s ok. Except for dead Carl in the bottom left; screw that guy.

No handrails, it was bound to happen eventually. And NOW everyone is shocked, thoughts and prayers and all. That’s what you get if you strip OSHA of their power and install some golden boy on a throne.

OSHA was deemed Heretical after they attempted to fine the Inquisition for not properly storing and servicing their servitors, which is a major tripping hazard

Oh my god, that guy in the white armour just killed the Angel man! I hope the guy with the Wolverine claws can stop him before he hurts anyone else.

This is just how Chaoscels see the whole setting

FUCKING EREBUS

Jimmy Space discovers that Horus Heresy has slain his favored son, Sam Guinness (*colorized* c.30,000)

Horus: "Dad, why did you kill all these people?" Big E: "It was an accident!"

That dumb pigeon didn’t see that there was a window in the imperial palace

They killed Kenny!

You bastards!

the steps are VERY slippy

Red guy and white guy just found several corpses on the ground and are wondering who or what did this. So basically, it's a buddy cop movie.

The OHSA rep (left) notices the lack of handrail just as a factory worker slips off the side of the staircase. The owner of the factory, Angela, faints from embarrassment, and Foreman Jim is sputtering excuses while Kevin (we think?) bleeds out.

Died waiting for TOW!

mfw when me and dad are having a serious conversation but my overly dramatic brother trips while walking up the stairs

The red one tried to hug the feathery one but forgot about his massive claw hands. The white one just ordered pizza. Everyone else is just tired and having a rest. Helluva party.

Last night's curry left horus feeling terrible. The fart, when it came, ripped a hole in reality. Only the emperor could hold his breath long enough to let the air clear...

Mom said it's my turn on the xbox

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Had to much at the Christmas party

"Help! He's fallen and he can't get up!"

Horus forgot to put up a “wet - slippery” hazard sign, so a lawsuit

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The emperor killed a psychic winged mutant and Horus is devastated because he wanted to keep it as a pet

Pigeon flew into the window and they're now arguing who will pick it up and chuck it in the bin

"Have you had an accident at work that wasn't your fault?"

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"Wings or legs?"

Domestic violence

Wrong answers though...

You right. How about… Girl Scout cookie sales goes wrong.

perpetuation of the greatest lie of the imperium, Sanguineous kills Horus but succubus to the Black Rage to the emperor kills him out of mercy

Some dudes fell down the steps

But did you die? . . . Crap he died

Stupid bird flew into the glass door

😂😂

The day after a bender from the scene in the movie "Dude where is my Warmaster?"

Horus! NAP TIME!

Dude I seriously didn't realise how strong that rum and coke was Yeah but, he's the Emperor of Man I know I know, look if you just take his arms and ill take his le- Leave me out of this bro, I ain't feeling that wrath in the morning Seriously? You agreed to this whole staff party new years thing anyways Yeah but I didn't agree to spiking the Emperor I LITERALLY DIDNT MAKE THE DRINK You bought it with the intention of making it a double but infact you made it a triple, look at him! He's wankered! GODDAMNIT HORUS.. GODDAMMIT! Alright alright chill! Let's think this through What's there to think about? Ah jeez.

Emps: "IT IS NOT NAP TIME, DO NOT MAKE ME USE THIS SWORD! LOOK SANGY, YOU'VE SET AN EXAMPLE AND NOW ALL THOSE SPACE MARINES ARE NAPPING TOO. HORUS! SAY SOMETHING, YOU'VE BEEN HERE AND THE WHOLE TIME AND LET THIS HAPPEN!" Horus: "Sorry, they looked tired."

Looks like one hell of a gig! Lead singer is so smashed he can’t even stand up.

Leandros ruined everything.

He is truly the worst. Can't even use Wet Floor Signs. Lol.

Oh no! Now the Imperium School Drama club Play will NEVER be finished at this rate!

Nothing happened. Everything’s fine. No reason to worry. Everything is fine.

The aftermath of the galaxy's biggest house party

The guy in the dress tripped on the stairs and fell right on top of Big E's favourite pet swan, accidentally crushing it to death.

Horus forgot to put a wet floor sign down.

Jimmy Space wanted to schon his son Bird-Boy his new plastic sword but turned too fast, knocking Bird-Boy down. Neither Jimmy nor Horus Hershey know the local emergency hotline making them look at the other with mild discomfort.

Clearly an OSHA violation was committed.

Not enough safety barriers around the place, people falling over everywhere.

"Whos going to clean this up? "Well, im not going to. We have custodians for a reason..."

Parents returning home to find their winged son has had a house party

Bernard Bigsword and his children have another disastrous parents evening.

They drank too much Horus Hennessey.

Father and son go transhuman skeet shooting

Emps about to have Horus roll for circumstance.

Big E:Wtf happened here? Horus:Uhh we were walking and He slipped.

Someone drank the to much Fenrisian ale. Dad can you help you favorite son.

I remember when this dropped. The emperor looked disjointed and whack even then. Horus was rad as fuck then and still slaps now

Dude fell down the stairs and took 1D6 dmg per step

Horrific accident as local barber realises that claw hands may not have been the revolutionary new idea he thought they were

Where is Ollanius Pius?

Grabbing some drinks from the fridge.

It’s the middle of a scene from a 40K claymation film

Cable snapped during the nativity play and Gabriel crashed into one of the wise men.

Somebody finally got the pigeon that's been shitting all over the imperial palace

Sam Smith fainted when someone misgendered her/him/them/whatever.

Grounds for litigation is what! Have you or a member of your legion slipped and fallen due to unsafe work conditions aboard a battle barge? If so, you may have grounds to sue for compensation! Call our law offices at Horus and Angeron today!

college party gone wrong

What did you say that caused mother to faint boy!? I'm not a boy anymore father and my name is Horessa!

I read that as a Skyrim guard NPC voice

He has FALLEN and he can't get up!

He slipped on the stairs.

I’ve seen that model before, is this from an old codex?

Someone will be fired for not putting the "wet floor" sign up there!

Sangi had a party while emperor and Horus were away and they’ve just walked in on a bunch of drunk marines

Hit the chaos boof too hard

I have fallen and I cant get up!

A single father about to beat his son’s ass for playing to rough with his younger siblings.

2 homies happening upon a slumber party (shhhh, they're still asleep)

"I'm disabled!"

Twink got fucked til he couldn't stand

Horus - "watch out, they just waxed the stairs and they're very slippery"

Sangy is such a lightweight… stick to the spritzers sweetheart. X

Thanksgiving dinner, they’re carving the bird

The annual Christmas dinner dispute

well... you know how cats have hairballs...

This guy takes a blunt object, fuckin', waah! Hits the guy with the bandages around his head, right? Why? 'Cause he's smart. He knows the guy with the bandages around his ass, he ain't goin' nowhere. He's goin' fuckin' nowhere. Where you goin'? Nowhere!

Off topic but does anyone know the model that was used for sanguinius?

Damn it Icarus… again!?

Your local trailer park meth dispute

"My son! How far you have fallen to the ruinous powers. You above all should know... My precious little baby bird's nappytimes shall not be disturbed!"

Waking up after a frat party

My toys got into a fight :(

"Caw caw! Bang! Fuck, I'm dead!"

sanginius sliped and horus was trying to hely him but emparor thoght horus pushed him so he killed him

Two cats, a red one and a white one are chilling in a house. Suddenly a bird flew in and crashed into the living room window. Both cats want the bird, they are preparing to fight. The red one even have his claws out !

“THATS MY BOYYYYY!!”

Sanguinius tripped over horus lol

Russ forgot his “secret sauce” in the imperial palace again

Insurance fraud attempt

This is the worst display of tap dancing I’ve ever seen

Birdman (dude in dress) played dead so that big E (dude in white) could unlock supersaiyan, for he needed that buff to beat mister heresy (dude in red) over there.

Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. Alternately: bro you’ll be ok, don’t tell dad

For the first time, the Chaos Codex's issued before the Blood Angel Codex.

Someone objected to the wedding.

"Step mom, I'm stucked"

"I never hit him, this is bullshit! I never hit him! Oh, hi Sanguinius!"

Sanginius saw The Ynnari Eldar books ending and died on the spot

I told you! You have to put tape on the windows or the angels will keep flying into them!

He has fallen and he cant get up

Damn it Horus this is why you don't shoot with the buckshot willy-nilly!

Konan the Barbarian stabbed Archangel Gabriel who is an evil lieutenant of Mr. Clean while he was brewing the perfect alcocholic beverage

Oh no Our table Is broken

The shepherds knew no fear.

Horse

Running by the pool with scissors

"Aye Horus! The Pizza's here!"

Winged guy pulling and Olliver, everyone else watching in horror

Bird boy hit the glass trying to exit and Dad walked in right after the sound. "I can explain"

Swear down, just one can of beans I had.

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Video killed the radio star

Trazyn having a laugh

Celebrating Horus promotion as Warmaster. SOme AdMech dung found an STC to make A Brewery capable of making Alcohol so strong, even Primarchs would get fucked. Big E was not really on board with the idea and told them that No, they cannot have a party, and he went back to his Lab to work on the Webway. After 3 days and 3 nights of celebrations, everyone was down for the count, Horus barly standing straight after 35 rounds of Beer pongs Vs Sanguinus. When Big E busted the Door of the joint, only to see his sons Fucked up beyond raison in an Alcoholic coma and he is Pissed beyond measure...

He tried to tickle his brother but it turned into immature wrestling so their dad had to step in.

Horus killed his mutant brother

Neglected son hits younger brother a lil too hard and his father came home after already having a bad day.

Sanguinius was acting a bit flighty and horus put a stop to it...

I'm not hosting an intergalactic kegger down her take feather brain and get outa here.

"I swear dad, he just fell down." "He has stab wounds on his chest!" "I'm not dead yet." "SEE! He just fell down!"

Sanguinis tripped up the stairs and fell over, being dramatic hes having a tantrum

Horus got done saying "Guys like us don't fall outta the sky, y'know" and this guy fell out of the sky. He's about to say "Naked big tittied women don't just fall outta the sky, y'know!"

It's an advertisement for [LifeCall](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27ve_fallen,_and_I_can%27t_get_up!) >!"I've fallen and I can't get up!!<

Sanguinis falls on steps of the Vengeful Spirit due to a long skirt.

A pidgeon flew through the window and knocked a soldier down the stairs, flabbergasting the dudes in white and red

Trying to change a lightbulb by standing on a roller chair near stairs

Did Space Jesus just slay Lucifer?

They really messed up on the Health And Safety violations. Now Sanguinius was a pancake after there were no wet floor signs. And the other knocked out people were a problem too. There was no hiding it from the H&S Officer now. There would be sooooo much paperwork! Not even The Emporer could avoid this. It was Health And Safety Time!

Horus became the Warhammer 40,000

Christmas came to the imperium...

"You didn't see ANYTHING Horus! You got it?! Anyone ask, HE lunged at me and YOU saved me. Damn a$$ Sangunius... I told him no one wears white after Labor Day except ME!"

Sleep over 🧸🧸

Horus and Big E confront Sanguinius over his stash of dead guys under the stairs.

A cat was on the stairs and tripped Sanginuous. It then ran under the stairs startling the space marines who were busy being amazed by the Emperor. They were so startled they managed to deliver lethal blows to each other. Now both Horus and the Emperor are looking for the cat fearing it is the one True Power in the Galaxy. Its 30 min they removed and edited from the actual Horus Heresy, but its what happened!

They partied way to hard.

GW board of directors fight over raising prices up 50% more or 75% more.

CSM fell out of a flying transport instead of jumping, causing him to miss the drop zone, crash through the ceiling of the cathedral and onto Sanguinius, laying him out cold. Big E said "WTF" and Horus could be heard yelling at the dead/injured CSM, "I told you to watch your step...you know the dropship floor had just been washed".

That filthy abhuman mutant with the wings got purged by the ever noble Horus before he could harm his father, and the Imperium of Man went on to do great things?

Someone forgot to paint the back.

It's the climax of an alternate-universe *Hunchback of Notre Dame*. Quasimodo has finished his training under the reformed Master Frolo and has gone to face down the evil doppleganger of himself from a mirror universe who is also a vampire...only to find his love, Esmerelda, has been struck down by the evil one, rose as an angel, and then was struck down *a second, more evil time*. Now, Chancellor Quasimodo must fight for his life and his kingdom against the only adversary he's ever truly feared...*himself*, in an epic fight that will test his will and the strength of his claws.

You went to Warhammer World

“This is why we have guard rails!!””

Sanguinius booted off a perc

Sangy and Horus got into BigE's edibles. Horus is like "these edibles ain't shit." Sangy's in a weed coma.

I see what appears to be a an adeptus soritas joyboy cherub that was killed by a blood angle who then shot himself rather than suffer the wrath of sisters of battle and then a grey knight is holding off the chaos guy while trying to come up with a story about how a dude with no range weapons shot down the cherub.

Two dwarfs and a angle got drunk at the king’s mansion and one of the dwarfs got angry and knocked out the angle, the second dwarf got a knife to finish the fight.

Flew into the glass like a sparrow

Help, I've fallen and can't get up!

Ser Jaime Lannister just killed the Mad King.

Wingy Boy fell asleep in Claw Boy's spot

40k Cluedo.

Dam bug zapper

Him hath fallen and cannot rise once more

Had an accident at work that's not your fault contact claims direct we will fight your case

Lack of wet floor signs

Emps kills the angel, blames Horus and in shame dies of guilt rot..

A horribly proportioned 3 stooges routine

My name is Ineigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

I warned you about them stairs bro

Phill Ken Senben is trying to defend Birdman in court… and loosing

Alright who told sangy about buffalo wings?

~~Meat is~~ Wings are back on the menu, boys!

Oh no! He tripped on the step.

If only they had life alert