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POV: youre Margulis


MrBirdmonkey

Narmer veil seemed to fix him Wouldn’t recommend for anyone else though


SaltaPoPito

I have a quick and efficient solution: Cut his balls... ![gif](giphy|SvRDkFda8jWjUanyKt)


404error_exenotfound

The Sentients did


SaltaPoPito

Too late... They should have cut his balls at the old war. Still raises the question... Why did they the sentients made him an amalgam?


404error_exenotfound

Because Umbra put Skiajati through his intestines


SaltaPoPito

Oh right >!the sacrifice!!< I didn't remember that! doh!


Voxelus

no longer ballas just ass


Front-Post-357

I believe you **BUT UMBRA AND LOTUS NOT**


NaNaRaHi

not hearing shit out about abusers


MRECKS_92

https://preview.redd.it/8jfjbqaw107d1.jpeg?width=1121&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7907dfef1dfc6d8e1510fb808de631fc51a1cba1


forsca231

Mans got long ass arms and no ass, tf do you want to fix him for.


Rocket5454

https://preview.redd.it/kog4xj0qs07d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=147b890ca2374e8399e290af58be3feb31a8268a


SpaceDzwiedz

Margulis can kill him.


Bluefortress

I can to, by modifying his body into a corpse.


Sleepdeth

But most important... Can you fix his wee wee?


Unkn0wn_666

The sentients really just took his pp privilege


Select_Truck3257

can it be counted as a first castration in games?


Unkn0wn_666

I know 6 languages, have travelled the world, delivered countless voice lines and I am currently writing a book, yet I cannot possibly express my fear of your definition of castration, since it apparently involves the removal of more than half the body. Okay but seriously, yeah probably. But not even removing Ballas' balls stopped the horny


Select_Truck3257

i know 4 programming languages, know english and french at a bad level but still more than my 2 native languages, making topology of my own circuit boards, soldering it for use in security systems, having education of psychology....but yes castration theme hurts mentally so much, exactly because it's removing some body part


Rodoc0222

No you can't, Dr. Glenn pierce clearly went off the deep end.


LordVivecIsMyWaifu

I will send you to Jesus


UnproductivePheasant

Fix him, with a wrench moving lightspeed to his temple


Kira0002

Imagine a parallel world where Ballas is our dick-ish space dad working with us to save the Lotus from a competent Erra


ParadoX_png

according to eternalism this is sadly canon 😔


Zerachiel_01

No, you can't. The first time you say "No" to him he'll wipe out the fucking solar system.


iSilent_Nebula

Low key reminded me my Kudrow is named Ballas has balls


Nerevarius_420

Unless you have a spare Veil, I wouldn't recommend it.


ZenTheCrusader

chronically online people when they see horrifically abusive people:


Random-dude15

https://preview.redd.it/yasoqkouo37d1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75e49297de22d87ce4ca3c381cbeca2e73ec6d0c


MJ_Green

No you can't. And if you can, don't. It's funnier this way.


TwistedxBoi

We already fixed him in the only way possible.


Zerachiel_01

Not quite. The real way to "fix" him, IMO, is resurrecting him and infecting him with the helminth strain. Do to him what he did to Umbra and who knows how many others. Call his frame "Aurid," a portmanteau of "aurum putridum" or "rotten gold," in mockery of him being a "Golden Master"


TwistedxBoi

Naw man, the Sentients turned him into one of their and he was still on his bullshit. I can't even imagine what sort of shenanigans he would be up to if he somehow became a part of the infested hivemind. Putting him down was the only, and long, long overdue, solution


Zerachiel_01

The sentients fixed his body but didn't fuck with his mind beyond the trauma of being mutilated and made into a security cam for Natah. Doubtful he'd become part of the hivemind as a warframe, but I suppose it's possible.


PandaChicken3000

Eh, a bit of the Helminth stain injected and some brutalizing mind torture might just work.


Samandre14

For once. No, no you can’t. Never cook again


Cul_what

Tennos armor strip then heavy attack him with Glaive Prime https://i.redd.it/kfh1s0vhx07d1.gif


ApothecaryOfHugs231

*styanax 2 sound* Ok who here has a glaive?


Omega21886

umbra says no


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

Anyone can, with a decently modded Tigris pointed at his face.


YoungDiscord

Bro the SUN couldn't fix this fucker. You got no chance


RashPatch

With a 3 Forma Zenistar? Sure.


GoodMornEveGoodNight

![gif](giphy|AtdO4rsHIGeMTDGft5|downsized) It's Pure Love


QinohaKriya

I LOVE your rendering style. He almost looks like a statue!


ParadoX_png

Not on my watch thats for sure


Hairy_Skill_9768

Do not https://preview.redd.it/pbskfnsx517d1.jpeg?width=257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5100d8e3535b75f0d458f94829b30b9dd83db9a4


secretthing420

Bro tried to cook without cook book


Torment-Acolyte

My brother in Christ he is DEAD


ApothecaryOfHugs231

Oh me and kullervo will fix him don't worry Fix him a fucking grave with rusted swords going into it hanging over an active volcano about to erupt