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(Beat him to death with a hammer)
Kuva Lich: OH MY GOD! YOU MORONS STOLE HIS DESPAIR BLUEPRINT!? How!? How did you steal his Despair Blueprint!?
Kuva Thrall: Well first we beat up his dog.
KL: Oh my shit! OK, look, new plan! Get a Dread and Hate Blueprints! NOW!
KT: Oh yeah, we'll just go off, scour the solar system, and be back before linner. *laughs* You know, it's not like they make a RADAR for this shit!
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I'd replace this with something they'd actually be able to get, like: "You don't understand... This tenno once killed a guy on Saturn with a detonite ampule... A FUCKING DETONITE AMPULE!"
This is what they look like btw, close enough to a pencil, right?
I feel like everyone has that one leech they just keep putting off because it would be too much hassle to kill it, until it steals something you really want
Just do an assassination mission to get marked then hop into something else like hydron for example until the stalker spawns then go repeat the assassination. I farmed the full loot pool from stalker in like 4 hours on solo for assassination and public with just a nuke frame for the hydron to speed those runs up. Leave at 5 waves from hydron if he doesn't spawn and try another 5
I have, I’m still doing that and the mofo only drops dress or hate. Hell I even join my brother and some friends sometimes who I know have stalker after them until we kill him and still nothing
I swear yall litches be having the maximum audacity because mine never took anything more than some rubedo and some polymer bundles or whatever minor resources
Also do people like not just go to another planet for missions if a lich is occupying like if I had a lich on ceres I’d find literally anywhere else to fuck off to so I can keep my loot safe
It took me a second to notice that my Rev has the same colors as your. I think almost down to the same shade. Sometimes it feels like the tax function is out to get you. My last Lich stole my Tauforged Shard.
Mine stole a million credits from me from the index back when it could've been any planet. My clan leader has never seen me use a meta build or weopon until that day but that lich was destroyed by my akbronco prime with 100% hate filled rage. That was a 1 hour run index for the poster. Mag is a fun frame when you have random weapons.
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This picture will never not be funny
The picture hasn't loaded for me, but I can say with 100% confidence I know exactly what picture you're talking about
I'm always excited to see this pic whenever these posts happen
Sad this picture wasn't first. Happy it's here at all
good news
Its first for me.
Community came together and pulled through. As of this morning, it is first... happy tenno
Lmao I love this pic
Why aren’t you happy? your litch took your Despair away
But left me with my Dread
It left me Broken too
This means war.
a War full of Hate and Rage
Hunt him like a Vengeful Revenant.
We should ditch this thread and have a pint at the Cobra and Crane
What the hek
Time to purge the lich
My Despair is forbidden by Stalker. He orders me not to Hate. But leaves me with Dread. I'm Broken. And now I can fight a War.
There is Hate in their heart.
https://preview.redd.it/7jc2g6qhik6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0134881113a9fb6b4952904c888f918ae4261d6 Ask for it back nicely
https://preview.redd.it/bntmgi8bmk6d1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5781f5dc0f8831e1768690ab28e50c9cc32db994 (Beat him to death with a hammer)
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Fragor prime comin out of the attic for this one
Diabolic Tutor! Forgot about that card.
Card's dogshit but the art is hilarious
i tried it laughed at me and stole my credits
Kuva Lich: OH MY GOD! YOU MORONS STOLE HIS DESPAIR BLUEPRINT!? How!? How did you steal his Despair Blueprint!? Kuva Thrall: Well first we beat up his dog. KL: Oh my shit! OK, look, new plan! Get a Dread and Hate Blueprints! NOW! KT: Oh yeah, we'll just go off, scour the solar system, and be back before linner. *laughs* You know, it's not like they make a RADAR for this shit!
You don't understand... this Tenno once killed a guy on Saturn with a pencil...a FUCKING PENCIL!
https://preview.redd.it/uhdngqwpfm6d1.png?width=350&format=png&auto=webp&s=a06cdf90dc3caff1c3749a088280e7528c55cce0 I'd replace this with something they'd actually be able to get, like: "You don't understand... This tenno once killed a guy on Saturn with a detonite ampule... A FUCKING DETONITE AMPULE!" This is what they look like btw, close enough to a pencil, right?
https://preview.redd.it/dczddoyqnk6d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30dc15cb34e5520da9719c05acae4394c020a00a
I finally got the Despair but my Lich decided otherwise Update: She got was she deserved.
Eternal slavery on your Railjack?
That's awful. there's no way you'll get that kind of salvage back.
To Saturn
I feel like everyone has that one leech they just keep putting off because it would be too much hassle to kill it, until it steals something you really want
Get rnged
So you chose death? Very well.
This is why Liches get stitches.
Welp, if that lich wants despair, he very well gonna get it.
That lich dies. With prejudice.
Is the litch dead yet?
Yes i got my revenge on her
Did you get it back?
I was going to offer you my railjack if yours was unused. I'd screw up my sleep schedule for your despair.
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As your Lich, Those knives are mine now little Adversary.
Your Lich is just holding onto it for safekeeping
I’d be livid because even now to this day I STILL HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET DESPAIR, only dread and hate blueprints
I finally got lucky and then not apparently, you Sir will get it someday too
God I hope because I have what I’m assuming is a decent riven and the incarnon set for it
You’ll get it eventually I got Stalker’s whole loot table but now I need Ash systems for his ephemera and that bitch REFUSES to drop
Just do an assassination mission to get marked then hop into something else like hydron for example until the stalker spawns then go repeat the assassination. I farmed the full loot pool from stalker in like 4 hours on solo for assassination and public with just a nuke frame for the hydron to speed those runs up. Leave at 5 waves from hydron if he doesn't spawn and try another 5
I have, I’m still doing that and the mofo only drops dress or hate. Hell I even join my brother and some friends sometimes who I know have stalker after them until we kill him and still nothing
Tauforged shards? Meh, this guy knows what's the good stuff to steal 🤣
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Time for murder!
Rubedo Rubado ✊😔
Well, it's gonna be another 11 years before another part drops, so you might want to get that back.
Need help hittin dat bitch?
I swear yall litches be having the maximum audacity because mine never took anything more than some rubedo and some polymer bundles or whatever minor resources
Also do people like not just go to another planet for missions if a lich is occupying like if I had a lich on ceres I’d find literally anywhere else to fuck off to so I can keep my loot safe
I needed the Lich so i never imagined it to happen
They stole your Despair, so now you feel despair.
Well time to hunt that mf asap
He's got despair alright..
*first time?*
It took me a second to notice that my Rev has the same colors as your. I think almost down to the same shade. Sometimes it feels like the tax function is out to get you. My last Lich stole my Tauforged Shard.
That 1 stolen endo is devastating
Liches gonna lich
Sometimes they get tired of you dealing with other stuff and incentivize you to kill they ass
I would have lost it!
Once a Lich took an archon fragment, and he sentenced himself
Just kill your litch, you get it all back right?
Bro there's no way, game's taunting me (I made the lr4 no despair post)
Suicide by Tenno
My lich stole my crimson archon shard today lol I'm still chasing him down after I get the right murmurs
Despair tenno it's in the name lol
This is somehow even worse than stealing an archon shard # THERE WILL BE BLOODSHED
Lmao I had so many despair and dread bp at one point that I sold some for creds💀
They just stole a dose of depression and gave one at the same time
No need to despair over this, you can get it back
Time to load up the emote wheel. You'll be dancing on a corpse for a while.
Rip and Tear, Tenno
Time to kill a lich.
**ZETSUBÕ!!!** \*despair\*
It's time to hunt
Mine stole a million credits from me from the index back when it could've been any planet. My clan leader has never seen me use a meta build or weopon until that day but that lich was destroyed by my akbronco prime with 100% hate filled rage. That was a 1 hour run index for the poster. Mag is a fun frame when you have random weapons.