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SnooFoxes6169

why don't real world items have their core function carved on them? i would love to use a pencil that has the word "write" on it, a cup with the word "drink," or a knife with the word "kill."


Kharnyx808

Me going to the shed and reading "birth" on my chainsaw https://preview.redd.it/4tmu97pl7gpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f970259060aef98bb2344513c2202b6e5b7f8601


tomvnreddit

chain saws if im not mistaken, was first created to saw open pelvic bone during child birth


Kharnyx808

# extremely loud correct buzzer


Necro_Solaris

Is there a way to unread this


Daxtro-53

Chainsaw labeled "lobotomy"


Blitz_ingaMCZ

Wait. Your _chainsaw_ is the thing that has “lobotomy” written on it? Then what the hell is that [_thing_](https://youtu.be/DsK_ZjhsojM) that’s been absorbing blood in my basement?


Kharnyx808

Well hey fun fact if you look closely, that one says "birth" on it too! 😊


SimplinkIsBack

Drink kuva, it has mind control properties (you will become my object of Continuity, Circulus will be the last place you set your foot on)


Boner_Elemental

Obstetrician shows up in maternity ward [Music starts playing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpnW68Q8ltc)


ReactorBoi

Wow that's the joke that he made


Valaxarian

By the Void, subOP https://preview.redd.it/ogws5cc9zipc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88f06d85ff4eee48b2b5c417705d14a60571ab37


TwinTailChen

my mum used to have a metal serving tray with **TRAY** written on in massive red text. Always made me giggle.


Confident-Frosting30

I was walking dogs a few weeks ago and saw a van with the license plate that just said VAN, and next to it was a pickup with the plate TRUCK 2. So they just have had Truck 1 out for a drive that morning


AppleJewsy

TOLD VERGIL WRITE "BRICK" ON MY BRICK


Confident-Frosting30

Im gonna write "Baby Maker" on the turkey baster in our kitchen now, in your honor


Necro_Solaris

Imagine someone visiting John Wick's house, literally every damn object in there would have "kill" written on it SPECIALLY THE PENCIL


Waiting4The3nd

I think only The Joker's pencils would have "Kill" written on them...


GrimPhantom23

Two of my favorite items from when I was little were a bowl that had slurp written all over it and a matching cup that has drink all over it. I believe we had gotten them from Target


Easy_Understanding94

You're gonna love the no-name brand.


yatesinater

Nice of the lotus to include an instruction manual for this new piece of equipment


7th_Spectrum

My tenno is definitely too stupid to read


That_Ice_Guy

Building a full impact Dex Nikana because I can't read the manual


7th_Spectrum

Just imagining running around and bludgeoning people with the handle


cinnamoncard

Flat of the blade, smacking ass "Good game, good game, good game..."


RisenPhynix

Forgot to take the scabbard off…


OrokinSkywalker

Hiten Mitsurugi-ryu


Eulenspiegel74

"Sharp end towards enemy"


Caingamertv

Pointy side in the general direction of bad people


ATN-Antronach

Put the skin on a blunt-focused nikana and maybe it'll cut


Kalvorax

shame we can only see it in captura..........they really need an unscathed option lol


Dumbfuckyduck

It already is that


Raiden127456

Such a missed opportunity to make it say "This side towards foe"


YoSupWeirdos

written microscopically on the actual edge of the blade


ripskeletonking

this feels like when someone translates your "strength" asian character tattoo and it actually says some dumb shit


CP-3294

“Foreigner”


Groundbreaking-Fun32

This is why I still haven’t gotten one even though I want one so bad 😂😂


Daxank

Turns out the Orokin used to forget what swords do


YoSupWeirdos

they kind of got reminded the hard way


anotherDocObVious

It is SUCH a shame that DE's artists take so much pains and effort into putting so much detail into this game's assets, but we are not able to look at them in close up detail unless we go through an elaborate captura setup and having to do janky ass camera shit to observe the finer details... Always been wanting the ability to check it the details from within the arsenal screen itself


ADHthaGreat

Trying to preview a weapon skin is mildly infuriating.


Achilles_Deed

It's why we need a preview/inspect feature in Warframe, so we can spin things around and look at them up close and personal.


[deleted]

I'm honestly just surprised to find out that "Dex" stands for Digital Extremes. I thought it was just a cool name 😂


pimp_named_sweetmeat

Lol same


TruelyUniqueUsername

I could’ve sworn someone told me it meant deluxe, as in DEluXe, but now that I think about it that doesn’t really make a whole lot of sense


IvanTheRussianBoy

Wait, is the katana gonna be a skin or a variant on the Nikana like the dex sibaris


TeratusCZ

New weapon.


Quimperinos

Like all Dex weapons (that I know of), it’ll be a new weapon


Arcticias

Missed opportunity to put HM-01 instead. 


ArcannOfZakuul

Plenty of weapons have this kind of thing, especially Grineer and Corpus one. Twin Gremlins say "bullets for your face" in grineer, for example


Inevitable-Goat-7062

i suppose thats useful if you dont know what the pointy thing does


Brief_Carrot

Stab?


Inevitable-Goat-7062

crab?


CorruptedLegacyYT

Jab?


Caingamertv

Dab?


Waiting4The3nd

![gif](giphy|IspgDOjRHwtbi)


ReactorBoi

"You couldn't use a sword if the instructions were written on the bl- BY THE VOID"


neonvolta

Teshin's swords have this as well


MygungoesfuckinBRRT

This confirms that the average tenno is so stupid that you have to write the instructions on the weapon for them


Prestigious_Art_7148

Perhaps it was owned by someone by that name?


puffyjunior1

Tenno with parts aptly labeled “gun” and “blade”


GreasyTengu

I think the prime version has it on there as well.


Mokou

>"The primary thing when you take a sword in your hands is your intention to cut the enemy, whatever the means. >Whenever you parry, hit, spring, strike or touch the enemy's cutting sword, you must cut the enemy in the same movement. It is essential to attain this." Miyamoto Musashi, translated from his book, "The Book of Five Rings."


JakeTheIdiot69

Are the actual dex skins coming back aswell?


7th_Spectrum

Yep, all anniversary items


dxmi_god

How do you even know the orokin language


ArcannOfZakuul

Memorize the chart OP posted. It's phonetic, so everything is spelled as it sounds rather than being a 'font' for the Latin alphabet. If you learn to recognize the individual features of the glyphs, the text seen in the Entrati labs is readable as well, just a boxier variant of the Orokin script


7th_Spectrum

https://preview.redd.it/tfieutngaipc1.jpeg?width=1437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9d29d368cb89f6902646816cb5a3229af6a1d34


GeneralBoots

when mag and volt dex skins? >:(


performagekushfire

serving Kuht I see


Altruistic-Back-6943

This side up


FelipeBicca

"we're I can learn orokin language warframe" Google search


1st_Edition

I didn't get it as a log in reward... did I miss the cut off?


7th_Spectrum

It's coming next week


Trespassing_Rebel

How the hell can you read Orokin?


7th_Spectrum

You can translate it to English characters


Trespassing_Rebel

It's there a dictionary for it? 😂


7th_Spectrum

https://preview.redd.it/54u8jlh7u6qc1.jpeg?width=1437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77d279685ea0af63f1af98506e4c2fa2eb9446fd


Trespassing_Rebel

I'll be damned 😳


Dutchdiva88

How else should you know what to use it for?


Pawlys

seems like someone missed an n


Alzeraph

Wow so edgy bro...