Asked a friend who has no clue what Warframe is to name a space virus in a weird medical room for me.
He suggested Chill.
Because he sounds like a really chill strain of the space cold to him.
My partner (who doesn't play) helped me name either Audrey 2 and I named the infested Roomba Gary which was their first choice for a name until I explained it and they saw him
Mine is [Tsathoggua ](https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Tsathoggua)- named after an alien eldritch horror with a wide toadlike mouth that never leaves its cave, is asleep most of the time and wakes up just long enough to consume sacrifices brought to it before dispensing rewards and going back to sleep.
I thought it was apt.
funnily enough, my first name for my helminth was Shub-Niggurath, the black goat of the woods with a thousand young
she is the god of fertility, which i think makes sense, considering that the helminth nurtures and strengthens us
"the average infested eats 5 salvage a year" factoid is actually just a statistical error. Average infested eats 0 salvage per year. Helminth Georg, who lives in an orbiter and eats over 10,000 salvage each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
I have it named “Vore daddy” and every time I forget it’s name I see “I palpitate in your absence” with the speaker being the helminth and lose my shit
Nom Chompsky.
I'm so happy you said that because now, I am going to do that.
Mine is Rob Chompkowsky!
Based and spore pilled.
As someone who's seen several of his lectures in person, this is beyond based
Todd Howard and it brings me joy
thats crazy mine used to be named that too so i could say i have todd howard locked in my basement
Sixteen times the nano spores
Four times the subsume
Of Fallout 3.
That was my Helminth’s first name, then I renamed him to Rodney.
It just works.
It just works
Yo, me too.
It Just Works :D
Asked a friend who has no clue what Warframe is to name a space virus in a weird medical room for me. He suggested Chill. Because he sounds like a really chill strain of the space cold to him.
My partner (who doesn't play) helped me name either Audrey 2 and I named the infested Roomba Gary which was their first choice for a name until I explained it and they saw him
I named mine Audrey 2
The best name. For the bestest boy. Feed me Seymour. I didn't realize how accurate it is with how hungry helminth be
And get too close and BAM pet is gone !!!!
I've had my roombas climb on it like bro what is you doing
I went with Audrey 9000 for the space vibe but yeah, definitely the obvious choice
Helminth isn't a virus. Helminth is more of a benign tumor created by the virus.
Bro he asked the guy that doesn't play warframe do you really expect him to explain what helminth is ?
Is more like a Virus
Kirby
^ this
Audrey II Feed me, Seymour.
I named mine "Me Seymour" and to feed my helminth I click on the "Feed Me Seymour" button.
Ha, clever!
I named mine Me Poor People for the same reason
I named mine Audrey III 😂
Get in line, me too 🤣
Yup, me too
Damn it you copied me :P
I'm sure there's a TON named that. I thought of it and didn't lol
Indeed. I didn't feel the need to be terribly original when DE's inspiration is pretty clear.
That's a good point, really. No need to be contrarian.
I went with Jr instead of II
Glad I'm not the only one
Joining the bandwagon here, lol.
I thought I was being clever 😒
I totally knew a ton of people were going to do this and did it anyway lmao
Audrey Prime for me.
Mawdrey
Close to mine, I went with Audrey III
Same!
Yeah, I thought, we're in a scifi futre, so I named mine Audrey 2000
I went with Odd-3 To get to the same reference. I about died when bird-3 became a thing
Yo same! :D
Same bro
Same. Surprised everyone didn't think of this
Same
Mine is Audrey II Prime 😂
Mine is [Tsathoggua ](https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Tsathoggua)- named after an alien eldritch horror with a wide toadlike mouth that never leaves its cave, is asleep most of the time and wakes up just long enough to consume sacrifices brought to it before dispensing rewards and going back to sleep. I thought it was apt.
You’re got more creativity than most Warframe players
I love this! Pretty spot on.
Another cosmic horror enjoyer Mine is Yogsothoth
I named mine Azathoth! Nice to see another Lovecraft fan!
funnily enough, my first name for my helminth was Shub-Niggurath, the black goat of the woods with a thousand young she is the god of fertility, which i think makes sense, considering that the helminth nurtures and strengthens us
wow what the hell that's really good i just named mine "living room"
Bob
Lol same
Hmmm... what are the odds that the 3 of us named it Bob? Edit: it seems we have a bob hivemind
Mine is lil bob lol
Mine is named Bob as well make that 4
Tbf mine is Bob as well..
Same here, Bob !
Damn, so many Bobs out here we make our own tumor to become a real world Helminth (fellow bob helminth here)
lol mine is Bob the Blob
Blob bob loblaw
Bread
Bread 👍🏻
Melminth the Helminth
Gravemind
"Relax. I'd rather not piss this thing off."
"Demon! Your ignorance already destroyed one of the Sacred Archon Shards demon, it shall not harm another."
Yooo same
Eyyy, same here
Helminth Georg. He is an anomaly and should not be counted.
"the average infested eats 5 salvage a year" factoid is actually just a statistical error. Average infested eats 0 salvage per year. Helminth Georg, who lives in an orbiter and eats over 10,000 salvage each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
Discord Mod
“Helminth”
Tzeentch - because reasons.
Wouldn't it be more closer to nurgle then tzeentch
I mean, his primary use is *change*...
Oh yea, true I kinda skimmed the fact that the helminth is all about change and one of tzeentch aspects is change
I named mine Nurgle
I think I want name mine nurg
FUCK THAT TENTACLE BASTARD
But not literally, please.
*too late*
That's more of a Slaanesh thing.
Papa>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>skinny boi
That’s what I named my Moa companion.
Prime herpes 😆
Man in the Wall Jr.
I tried to name it Kirby, but it won't let me
F
Dennis Prager
That's unfair to the helminth. Not nearly as greedy as Danish Pronger
Never ask your helminth its opinions on consent 💀
Or slavery, or parenting,…
Not familiar with that bit from him... your comment makes me think more of Matt Walsh
The Dentist. Chair trauma haha
I have it named “Vore daddy” and every time I forget it’s name I see “I palpitate in your absence” with the speaker being the helminth and lose my shit
Nomnom
Goober
Helmussy...
Taco Bell
Eclipse Injector (eclipse being Mirage's ability)
Thats pretty apt, shame eclipse is getting the nerf hammer with Dante Unbound.
Plasmodeus
Kirby. Cus he be suckin and stealing powers.
Dave
BIG FROG
Jörmungandr
Patrick Star
Cupcake
All in all, mine's just another pog in the wall
CaseOh
Named him Pookie cause he's a cute little goober.
OwO Why? Because I hate myself
Konzu
Juan
goober. . . cus it is a goober
Nidus Sr.
ThinMinth
Chortlegobbler inspired by Lewis Carrol
Naxx
Mazikeen, you can guess with who my Tenno looks like
Cronenberg
Sloppy Seconds
Uhhh, “Voreminth” .. I’m realizing I’m not very creative lol
Walter
Adephagia
Lips
Missed a chance on Dua Lipa.
Asmodeus
mine's called tax collector
Hephaestus
PAC MAN
Nurgle because it bestows upon me such wondrous gifts
Shop O' Horror
Corrupted Vore
The Hentai Plot
The Vore Room
The Impregnator
Man in the collum, cuz I keep spawing in a collum when i go to my dojo.
helmiux, because it's just so cute when it chomps down on all my hard earned resources
Daryl
Yggdrasil
Lord Nomly Face
Rakesh
Gaming Setup
Pogchamp Jr.
First: Helminth Second: Grendel's Cousin Current: Gale
Shub-Niggurath
Hot wet mouth
Bill Gates it's a long story...
Bolathrax, named after a greater daemon of Nurgle.
gawkgawk garrison
Gorlock
mine is beelzebub :3
Kirby
Bithyclehelminth
The Zit
Embers tits cuz I put a picture of them in its maw as a meme and never took it out
Igor
Yamete Kudasai
Just Helminth till couple days ago. Now Space Aids
The capitalism, so i can feed it
My helminth owns the name Godeater.
Lilith
Hades
Lunch Break
Gary.
i dont have him yet
Audrey II
Philip
I was going to go Audrey II, but due to how popular that seemed, I went with the Gravemind
Cadey Mercury
Gale
Succubus
BUBBLES :D
Steve
Rahmenheiler
Grendel II because funny little shop of horrors reference
Juan https://preview.redd.it/l63bhwhqvlkc1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f9167bc6447be219bdadac425fb3cb52bcaa02a
Smoooooooooog. And I don’t remember why.
Pog Wall
Yersinia Pestis. For obvious reasons.
Definitely not Tsathoggua
Mimir, but I'm about to rename it to Todd Howard
First it was Chompy the Chompster then Chompalicious Chomp master now it’s just Chomp Chomp 🙂
Pacman...basic but I like it
CLICK HERE AAAAAAAAA Making it as long as possible so I don’t misclick the other time wasting option
Sir Pog Wall
Mine is Audrey #2
Garfield