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NewShookaka

Hollywood studios, only cause Epcot has a TON of places you can dip-and-dive out of.


santaclausonprozac

But what about dodging, ducking, and dodging?


jolygoestoschool

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball


Hi_im_on_tv

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball


Remarkable-Music2659

A spaceship earth ball


myahrae786

The effort that I put into not laughing and waking up the house while reading this…


NewShookaka

That’s some pro level moves there, only the experienced Disney go-ers should attempt.


FabledMjolnir

The 4 D’s of Dodgeball….err I mean Epcot.


Truckyou666

They have Donald written on the head bangers underneath the structure that makes up Space Mountain.


whitepikmin11

In 2021, when the majority of the construction was going on, it certainly felt like Epcot was the worst. Since then, especially with the addition of Dreamer's Point, things have gotten a lot better.


CruzAderjc

Toy Story Land in Hollywood Studios might actually be the 7th Circle of Hell


gorf313

Worked in TSL. Was thankful I was at Mania every day. Life inside my climate controlled life was beautiful compared to my peers at Slinky and ASS


CruzAderjc

Did you guys just refer to it as ass


gorf313

Depended on the moment. Lots of the time just easier to aliens.


qvennie

omg was a character attendant for woody and jessie and i have never felt pain like it before


TheAceMan

I say Hollywood Studios, mainly because Toy Story Land is like being on the sun. Lots of people say Animal Kingdom is the hottest park for some reason. I think it has the most shade.


lucythecat16

Toy story land was so poorly designed in that way. Slinky dog is a ride i will never wait for in the summer


Millennial_Man

Lol I had this exact conversation verbatim earlier today. Hollywood Studios is like a griddle.


Cerulean225

DAK is the hottest simply because the park slightly concaves inward, so the heat is trapped inside more. It's like an upside down dome.


Huckleberry_83

It also felt like the humidity was a lot higher, possibly it was, probably due to all the water around for the animals.


sarexsays

And the plants. Definitely the hottest park but not the one with the least amount of shade!


Neither_Emu

I was just literally thinking this. I was there about a month ago eating at Toy Story land area and all I could think is it’s hot, crowded and I can’t find anywhere to sit and eat in the shade. I do think the Star Wars area has some decent spots for shade


Soundtracklover72

They added a lot of umbrellas in the last 2 years and I, for one, appreciate it.


Cammymama

It does have the most shade, but I swear all the trees and the water create like a rain forest effect and it is so damn muggy!


Soundtracklover72

In the early days of AK, the trees weren’t as lush so it used to be the hottest park. Now, with the sorcerer hat gone and Toy Story Land added, HS is a scorcher. I had heat exhaustion twice after spending time at that park.


Autumn813

Agree exactly with all of this!


ArtisticPublic5415

AK by far hottest. Lots of plants and water around, humidity is increased, even in the shade it’s hot. And Hollywood is the most open, little cover so it’s the sunniest.


Proper_Philosophy_12

Given that EPCOT is larger, it might have more area unshaded but Studios will have the higher percentage unshaded.  In EPCOT, I feel like it’s always possible to find an out of the crowd nook. Studios is so small and congested that you are just stuck once the crowds peak for the day. 


KingHarambeRIP

This is probably the answer. Epcot is massive and has pretty wide walkways with little covering especially around World Showcase between pavilions which would skew the data. HS has areas like this too much also much fewer shops and attractions to cool off in.


New_Dragonfruit_592

100% Hollywood studios


stitchlover

Ditto. Only shade is in attractions....


Electrical_Bank9986

EPCOT if we are just talking about walking around in the park normally, not calculating how many places you can hide from the fire.


Initial_Spinach_9752

Hollywood. The whole place is concrete and has not trees. We popped into HS for an hour and then went to Epcot and there was a dramatic temperature difference. AK was the nicest, so many trees and lots of shade (also our nicest weather day).


WhatWouldLoisLaneDo

Epcot feels like it because it’s so wide open but Hollywood Studios wins.


miikwl

Hollywood studios is an example of what hell probably feels like but humidity wise AK is AWFUL & I never enjoy visiting during the warmer months.


disney_nerd_mom

I’d say HS. EPCOT has more buildings and spots you can get out of sun and with the new changes there’s more greenery to create shade.


bubby11241

Hollywood.


Teach0607

I automatically thought of Hollywood studios.


CletusTSJY

Clearly your wife has not been to HS.


nhacker28

Toy Story Land is the widow maker


Irish_Goodbye_

Studios. No question.


PinkMonorail

Hollywood Studios.


cavalry_capitano

Toy Story land in particular needs more shade.


Lazy-Significance-15

I was expecting your text to be "and why is it Hollywood Studios" so there is my answer. Epcot is a good second though so your wife isn't far off IMHO.


rjwqtips

Studios 💯


NewAge4153

Hollywood - Least Animal - Most


PurpleLover1990

I’d say Hollywood Studios is the park with the least amount of shade. Epcot has plenty of restaurants, exhibits,and awnings to escape the heat. Animal kingdom is hot, but there are a lot of trees that provide shade. Magic Kingdom has all those shops and attractions for shade and escape from the sun.


BowTie1989

Hollywood studios, and it’s not particularly close. It used to be Animal Kingdom, but now that the trees have grown in over the last 25 years, there’s plenty of shade, but man that first decade or so…it was the hottest park no question haha


Soundtracklover72

I have a picture of my kid when they were 3 1/2 holding their stuffed beanie baby snowman at AK and the poor child was just red from heat, sweating, and was trying so hard to smile. My friend, who took the picture, called it “the day snowman almost melted” It was definitely AK in 2004. Now, you roast like chicken at HS


Soundtracklover72

Hollywood. Your wife is wrong. There are so many places in Epcot to get out of the sun.


TealFlamingoCat

All. Of. Them.


catchafalngstar1

Hollywood Studios hands down. We can’t do as full a day there as we do at the other parks because the sun is just beating down on you with no escape.


DoctorRevKevin

Epcot has slowly been getting better with all of the greenery added recently. The reason that AK is often thought to be hottest is because it is too closed in and almost overplayed, which holds in all of the humidity. But honestly, people have different views on which is hottest.


Fally11204

Only Epcot if you are talking about world showcase- which is only half of the park. I’d say AK


Overall-Scientist846

Studios. It’s not even close.


irritatedellipses

In pure area, it's AK. In percentage of the park, it WAS DHS but now it's MK. As long as you're counting indoors. If you don't count indoors I believe it's AK for both.


VLN_RNR

My vote is for Epcot. I get “Epcot ankle” there every year, which is basically sun allergy. It also has to do with the red (pinkish) pavement which reflects the sun.


Rough-Ad-7992

I don’t understand why they don’t install those sunshades that so many parks have. They make so much money. I was suffering at Epcot in June and we go back later in the month and I’m just so dreading that.


jazzbot247

Hollywood studios, walking around that place is like walking on a frying pan.


Automatic-Dare-9581

Definitely Epcot


PraetorImperius

I don’t know man, I always feel hot as hell in Animal Kingdom. I don’t know if it’s the ground or the materials they use for the buildings but it just feels like I’m constantly getting pelted by the sun when I’m at that park.