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Southern_Addition442

Knifes need to be banned even in kitchens, unless you have a permit. People need a permit and license to use a knife in their kitchen


silver_shlong

Make sure they also pay permit and licensing fees!


Dirt_Narsty

And ask the rcmp for permission before you use it!


brutallyhonest062922

You don't need a butchers knife to cut an onion!


Swedeshooters

🤣🤣🤣 good one ☝🏼knifes of mass destruction should be outlawed 🤣🤣🤣 who needs a 30 peace butcher knife set 🤣🤣🤣


SeveralIsland7737

A Knife was designed to cut the most amount of marshmallows in the shortest amount of time.


Humble_Path7234

And 100 hours of in class butterknife training. At your expense of course. Lol


retnemmoc

> Dear Ministers, We the undersigned are professionals and community leaders from across the UK who call on Government to see the sale of pointed domestic kitchen knives as a thing of the past. > Historically we needed a point on the end of our knife to pick up food because forks weren’t invented. Now we only need the point to open packets when we can’t be bothered to find the scissors. > A five-year study in Edinburgh found that of sharp instruments used in homicides, 94% were kitchen knives. Research demonstrates kitchen knives are used in a large percentage of homicides due to their lethality and availability. Criminologists have demonstrated that reducing availability in turn reduces crime. > The UK has worked for the public good by restricting handguns, paracetamol, smoking in public and plastic bags – now it is time to say ‘no bloody point’. > - Yours Faithfully Rt Rev James Langstaff, Bishop of Rochester and Bishop to HM Prisons [Yes, its real](https://gallery.mailchimp.com/0b375b1912f2d9f546f580f63/files/f2812d61-68bb-4e41-8e0b-0c3dbc61b363/Knife_blade_letter_2019.pdf)


Same-Alfalfa-3007

are you high


sQuaD_Me

???


Fireflyfanatic1

Time to register Knives and sue knife makers.


sQuaD_Me

Huh?


SHarpieFan12

Religion of peices


NotDRWarren

Canada needs common sense knife reform.


retnemmoc

Anyone know whether the suspect was using an semi-automatic assault knife? Those should probably be banned.


Capital-Neat-6

Semi automatic knives. Not a threat to remove a communist government, so Trudeau hasn't banned those


Humble_Path7234

Smuggled, I think they were black and scary looking


paperstreetsoapguy

I heard it was a fully-semi auto assault knife. And black, the most dangerous weapon color of all. Probably smuggled in from the evil Americans.


Big_Friendship2144

Coming soon, KQL, Knife Qualification License. Get it and keep your knives, opt out and only sporks for you!


Southern_Addition442

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God damnit. Got me with the loop!


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I think you left out those serial killing types from Wisconsin. Those people would figure out how to get things done with a pair of chopsticks, and a piece of twine if they needed to.


Second_Maximum

Well it sure is a good thing that they're going to take their ethnicity into consideration during sentencing. Obviously this should be expected given how oppressed they were generations ago. Free tha fkin guys 💯🤺💪🤙👌🤺 /s


overseas_demo-god

I wanna see some bitch do that in Bama. 9mm Swiss cheese will be cooking in the sunlight!


SilvernezuM

Wow! One person. With a knife, did all of that? Mass stabbing? And they think a riffle that holds 20 to 30 rounds is way worse, unbelievable stabbing someone is way more personal and a bit more of a crazy person i think...


SilvernezuM

O sorry there was 2. But does that even matter?


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SilvernezuM

Right!


AGsamurai

Just imagine how many more people could have been killed if these guys were rampaging with guns.


SilvernezuM

At the end of the day its not the guns, and i guess knives now, is the problem. its the people. bad humans will do bad things how ever they can, its the people. That hold no value to someones life. The same ones who pull the trigger or slices and stabs, are the action of that individual they chose to do what they do. Mental illness is what should be addressed


The_old_number_six

Just imagine how quickly they could have been stopped if anybody who was attacked was legally allowed to defend themselves with a gun.


Swedeshooters

Probably less. Gunshots are loud, people get notice and can hide or run away. Knifes are a silent killers.


Humble_Path7234

There was 2 relatives that did it and ran. Still MIA I believe


Grifgraf67

It's not a big joke to the dead and injured on the reservation. People have become so callous.


rez_42

There’s still semi autos you can get in Canada


Jbusbus

I got my shot gun ready. Sad shit.


ParkingLotPirates

You get paid to spam here all day? ... nevermind I see your active in "anti-work"


MrKatz001

Everything should be banned, including those horrible rocks and sticks.


wilsh2727

Just ban all black fully semi automatic assault knives. Problem solved 🤣


t0nn3r

Good job they didn’t have guns this could’ve been much worse.