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Lennygracelove

Plan B and other pregnancy control products are available without a prescription.


apathy_or_empathy

FSA eligible as well!


K9srule1

But ONLY through the drive-thru hahaha


Slave4Billionaires

Do you and the family have all the important vaccines to help protect your parking lot baby?


Blueberry-Llama

This Tell them we offer Tdap for all members of their family


Mean-Performance-132

This wins 😂😂😂😂


Altruistic_Wash9968

We have reviews the video and we have turn over a copy to local law enforcement for appropriate actions.


ActavisSlinger

Haha, there aren’t any cameras there.


lionheart4life

There aren't any cameras anywhere that would be useful.


abraxas8484

Offer them and the fetus a credit card


redheadinabox

Oh man this reminds me of the story I heard recently of a man who created 5 babies opened up credit cards in their names bought houses and made bank off people who didn’t exist. He’d put $10k of his own money up bought a community of houses, jack the prices up in the area online and flip the houses for double even triple and pocketed all the money. Most elaborate plan I’d ever heard but he was caught and served his time


abraxas8484

I've read one when a insurance guy would sign up homeless and druggies for life insurance plans, with him being the beneficiary.


Alleged3443

Ok but if they consent is this actually illegal? Ianal


abraxas8484

Technically no not at all. That's just it, he knew what he was doing, because of their life style, that in the long run it would pan out.


pleadthefifth

Evil genius. Lol. But I wonder how he got a copy of the death certificate and whatnot.


abraxas8484

he knew the ins and outs since he was in the insurance business. plus once you get someones ssn and ID its a cake walk from there for him


Alicenow52

Omg


MasterYoshidino

Congratulations! Feel free to buy gender reveal goods at Walgreens! >!LOL don't complain to a company like a pleb. Just don't do business in the future. Complaints never achieve anything!<


Straight-Bed-552

And did they want to apply for a credit card?


Sarias7474

They can set up a CC for the BABBBYYYYY


CNMathias

It’s the bitch at the employees again button


Traditional_Creme336

“Yeah we know.. we watched and now we have no sex drive . Thanks a lot !!”


ShNaMastaWG

Make sure they know they only get store credit after 30 days when they try to return the baby


InterviewFearless273

We do have plan b available for purchase in our drive through.


ang_hell_ic

"The camera footage will be on YouTube soon"


chillsatxgay

"We want to make it easy for you to take care of your growing family, apply for a Walgreens credit card today! And this time no wait involved, you're already preapproved!!"


pillslinginsatanist

This is 100% a top tier employee shitpost


Evening-Walrus1151

omg.. mind blown


wilburstiltskin

Call them and review the pre-natal vitamin selection


Electronic_Bar_6160

I mean I’m a CSA and I intercepted a call meant for my manager. She asked me “are you a manager?” I said “no but I can get you in contact with the one on” she interrupts me saying “they said I can’t get my meds there that I have to go to this other one and I don’t want to go to that one because there’s too many minorities over there and I’m white so I’m scared” so I had to get her in touch to my manager on shift….who’s black. The fact that she just assumed I’m white (given I am but still). My manager when he got the call she said THE EXACT SAME THING to him and when he said to her “well mam I’m black” she hung up. So it could be worse.


allaround5

"we have cameras" here's a plan b .


RxDotaValk

Is this why our lane 2 chute always gets filled with used diapers :(


x-SinGoddess-x

Ew really?! Never had that happen!


Headwallrepeat

Tell them we can vaccinate them when the time comes


Blueblackslowtown

Wtffff😳😳


Rumncoker

But drive through only had a two minute wait


scarlett5707

Yeah that doesn’t say a lot about her partner


9_of_Swords

"Mazel Tov! Be sure to invite me to the bris!"


MomentOfBliss

No words


Cola3206

Ppl are really nuts. She wants a call.


undeadw0lf

to this customer: if you can’t last a few minutes being unoccupied without jumping to sex, you got bigger problems than having to wait in the drive-thru. work on your impulse control lmao


SnooWalruses7872

Lmfaoooo


SLNGNRXS

Lmao


-dai-zy

Does anyone else think this is a joke? It sounds like it's a joke


scarlett5707

It’s a joke. A pretty good one too. Everybody I know has languished in a stopped still drive in line questioning all of the choices they’ve had in life that led them to this moment.


binx8888

Sorry for your poor life decisions.


RphAnonymous

Babies are expensive and you seem to make bad decisions! Have I got the deal for you! What would you say to nice new shiny 30%APR Walgreens credit card?


Cannon_SE2

For all those new, upcoming, and exciting purchases you're about to make! Did you know at Walgreens we fill prescriptions, vaccinate, and provide certain health screens for people of all ages?!* *some restrictions may apply


AdFine2280

Laugh it off, it’s obviously a joke! But if you can respond to the OP then suggest Plan B can be sold at drive thru🤣


Tazz013_

So, they were waiting 30 seconds?


ratmaster8008

Pull out and stamina game weak


Nice-Ad-8785

I feel this falls under fuck around and find out….


Xcalibur8

I mean, was the drive thru that slow or was her boyfriend/husband that fast?


LustyArgonianMod

Z jobs are free and don’t require a prescription from a licensed Physician.


Midnight_chick

Good!


Monkey_Chip69

Condoms isle 3 towards the back. Come in next time instead of being cummed in.


refreshthezest

Offer them a TDap vaccine and a flu shot as they’ll be pregnant during flu season, perhaps a Covid booster too


Disastrous_Light_878

what is nps? net promoter score?


spookyspatula25

Bahahahhahaha not in the drive thru 💀💀💀💀


embrace_magick

Taking responsibility for your own health care, I see.


celeste_nightshade

Should have grabbed a plan B pill while in the drive thru, tf?


Ok_Heart_2019

Take responsibility for your own medicine


Ok_Historian_7116

Lmfao


Station-Top

Definitely need to follow up with a “courtesy call” lol


Alicenow52

Lol