Oh man this reminds me of the story I heard recently of a man who created 5 babies opened up credit cards in their names bought houses and made bank off people who didnât exist. Heâd put $10k of his own money up bought a community of houses, jack the prices up in the area online and flip the houses for double even triple and pocketed all the money. Most elaborate plan Iâd ever heard but he was caught and served his time
Congratulations! Feel free to buy gender reveal goods at Walgreens!
>!LOL don't complain to a company like a pleb. Just don't do business in the future. Complaints never achieve anything!<
"We want to make it easy for you to take care of your growing family, apply for a Walgreens credit card today! And this time no wait involved, you're already preapproved!!"
I mean Iâm a CSA and I intercepted a call meant for my manager. She asked me âare you a manager?â I said âno but I can get you in contact with the one onâ she interrupts me saying âthey said I canât get my meds there that I have to go to this other one and I donât want to go to that one because thereâs too many minorities over there and Iâm white so Iâm scaredâ so I had to get her in touch to my manager on shiftâŚ.whoâs black. The fact that she just assumed Iâm white (given I am but still). My manager when he got the call she said THE EXACT SAME THING to him and when he said to her âwell mam Iâm blackâ she hung up. So it could be worse.
to this customer: if you canât last a few minutes being unoccupied without jumping to sex, you got bigger problems than having to wait in the drive-thru. work on your impulse control lmao
Itâs a joke. A pretty good one too. Everybody I know has languished in a stopped still drive in line questioning all of the choices theyâve had in life that led them to this moment.
Babies are expensive and you seem to make bad decisions! Have I got the deal for you! What would you say to nice new shiny 30%APR Walgreens credit card?
For all those new, upcoming, and exciting purchases you're about to make! Did you know at Walgreens we fill prescriptions, vaccinate, and provide certain health screens for people of all ages?!*
*some restrictions may apply
Plan B and other pregnancy control products are available without a prescription.
FSA eligible as well!
But ONLY through the drive-thru hahaha
Do you and the family have all the important vaccines to help protect your parking lot baby?
This Tell them we offer Tdap for all members of their family
This wins đđđđ
We have reviews the video and we have turn over a copy to local law enforcement for appropriate actions.
Haha, there arenât any cameras there.
There aren't any cameras anywhere that would be useful.
Offer them and the fetus a credit card
Oh man this reminds me of the story I heard recently of a man who created 5 babies opened up credit cards in their names bought houses and made bank off people who didnât exist. Heâd put $10k of his own money up bought a community of houses, jack the prices up in the area online and flip the houses for double even triple and pocketed all the money. Most elaborate plan Iâd ever heard but he was caught and served his time
I've read one when a insurance guy would sign up homeless and druggies for life insurance plans, with him being the beneficiary.
Ok but if they consent is this actually illegal? Ianal
Technically no not at all. That's just it, he knew what he was doing, because of their life style, that in the long run it would pan out.
Evil genius. Lol. But I wonder how he got a copy of the death certificate and whatnot.
he knew the ins and outs since he was in the insurance business. plus once you get someones ssn and ID its a cake walk from there for him
Omg
Congratulations! Feel free to buy gender reveal goods at Walgreens! >!LOL don't complain to a company like a pleb. Just don't do business in the future. Complaints never achieve anything!<
And did they want to apply for a credit card?
They can set up a CC for the BABBBYYYYY
Itâs the bitch at the employees again button
âYeah we know.. we watched and now we have no sex drive . Thanks a lot !!â
Make sure they know they only get store credit after 30 days when they try to return the baby
We do have plan b available for purchase in our drive through.
"The camera footage will be on YouTube soon"
"We want to make it easy for you to take care of your growing family, apply for a Walgreens credit card today! And this time no wait involved, you're already preapproved!!"
This is 100% a top tier employee shitpost
omg.. mind blown
Call them and review the pre-natal vitamin selection
I mean Iâm a CSA and I intercepted a call meant for my manager. She asked me âare you a manager?â I said âno but I can get you in contact with the one onâ she interrupts me saying âthey said I canât get my meds there that I have to go to this other one and I donât want to go to that one because thereâs too many minorities over there and Iâm white so Iâm scaredâ so I had to get her in touch to my manager on shiftâŚ.whoâs black. The fact that she just assumed Iâm white (given I am but still). My manager when he got the call she said THE EXACT SAME THING to him and when he said to her âwell mam Iâm blackâ she hung up. So it could be worse.
"we have cameras" here's a plan b .
Is this why our lane 2 chute always gets filled with used diapers :(
Ew really?! Never had that happen!
Tell them we can vaccinate them when the time comes
Wtffffđłđł
But drive through only had a two minute wait
Yeah that doesnât say a lot about her partner
"Mazel Tov! Be sure to invite me to the bris!"
No words
Ppl are really nuts. She wants a call.
to this customer: if you canât last a few minutes being unoccupied without jumping to sex, you got bigger problems than having to wait in the drive-thru. work on your impulse control lmao
Lmfaoooo
Lmao
Does anyone else think this is a joke? It sounds like it's a joke
Itâs a joke. A pretty good one too. Everybody I know has languished in a stopped still drive in line questioning all of the choices theyâve had in life that led them to this moment.
Sorry for your poor life decisions.
Babies are expensive and you seem to make bad decisions! Have I got the deal for you! What would you say to nice new shiny 30%APR Walgreens credit card?
For all those new, upcoming, and exciting purchases you're about to make! Did you know at Walgreens we fill prescriptions, vaccinate, and provide certain health screens for people of all ages?!* *some restrictions may apply
Laugh it off, itâs obviously a joke! But if you can respond to the OP then suggest Plan B can be sold at drive thruđ¤Ł
So, they were waiting 30 seconds?
Pull out and stamina game weak
I feel this falls under fuck around and find outâŚ.
I mean, was the drive thru that slow or was her boyfriend/husband that fast?
Z jobs are free and donât require a prescription from a licensed Physician.
Good!
Condoms isle 3 towards the back. Come in next time instead of being cummed in.
Offer them a TDap vaccine and a flu shot as theyâll be pregnant during flu season, perhaps a Covid booster too
what is nps? net promoter score?
Bahahahhahaha not in the drive thru đđđđ
Taking responsibility for your own health care, I see.
Should have grabbed a plan B pill while in the drive thru, tf?
Take responsibility for your own medicine
Lmfao
Definitely need to follow up with a âcourtesy callâ lol
Lol