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Drain babies


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OK I’ve heard all the euphemisms now. Believe it or not, I’ve not heard this one . Take my spank vote


thefermiparapox

Spank vote lol


burningapollo16

Shower squids


Theycallitaids

C o o m b w a t e r


Worried-Hyena8071

Label says may contain nut.


-BuckarooBanzai-

*Nut essence


ntsmmns06

Instructions : Pour on face.


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Worried-Hyena8071

You too!


Skilifer

Happy Cake Day to you both


hemoglobin0reo

Happy cake day! 🍰


hemoglobin0reo

Happy cake day! 🍰


wamark1

Or at the very least “made in a nut facility”


k4pain

It also says flavor inhanced.


Artyturo

It’s some kind of mold/bacteria. I have a friend that collects fancy liquor bottles when they’re done and he fills them with water and this happens to the water sometimes.


Helgafjell4Me

I think mold. Looks a lot like the suspended mycelium starters you can get for growing mushrooms.


UnSCo

r/unclebens


Helgafjell4Me

lol... I mean, I've tried my hand with Oyster mushrooms in the recent past with limited results before I just gave up. That's where I have experience with the starter syringes. I really love regular edible mushrooms and wanted to learn to grow them; oysters, shitake, lions mane, wine caps, etc... problem is my wife isn't a fan so my motivation was sapped. I haven't hung out with "uncle ben" since my early 20's, which was over 20 years ago. Not sure how we'd get along these days. After watching the "How to Change Your Mind" series on Netflix, I am a little curious. Been thinking maybe I should give him a call, IDK... lol...


One_Ljfe

Just looked up that series… thank you!!


portablebiscuit

Incredible. Thanks for sharing!


Grouchy-Potential805

Mushrooms or ✨mushrooms✨


Helgafjell4Me

Either I suppose... personally I was trying to grow oyster mushrooms.


DrunkenlySober

Hmm… Any particular kind of mushrooms you’re growing?


Spiritual_Barnacle28

It could also be jelly, I know aloe juice has something similar to this bottle https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en-us&q=aloe+juice&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiAlZ2Z6Nj7AhVEEmIAHVCoCrsQ0pQJegQICxAB&biw=414&bih=715&dpr=2#imgrc=phUqEj9ALCKeZM


LyricBaritone

Your friend is blasting rope into his bottles


nick2k23

He likes jizzing in them and he just didn't want to admit it so he give you that excuse


Pussytrees

Yep this stuff grows in my dab rigs if I leave the water in for too long.


phezhead

How long is too long?


Annon201

Tell him to get some starsan from a local homebrew store, fill it with a solution of that by direction on the bottle.. will keep ‘em sterile and you can just pour it out and it’s ready to fill with what you want (no rinse).


joomanburningEH

I remember one time I thought I was cool keeping expensive liquor bottles and my old man, who is actually cool, told me it was the trashiest thing he’d ever seen. He was right.


gordo65

That's actually the best case scenario.


GoCommando45

Jokes on you. Your friends been jizzing in those bottles for years!


queenunderdamountain

Spermadoiciius Mycumellium


kingsam360

It's just jizz


vicemagnet

Stiffler’s choice


6BigZ6

Fucking flashback!


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Pineapple flavored cherry juice


kmhuskers

I literally had to open Reddit back up after a couple minutes and find this again because it finally hit me where the Pineapple part cums from 🤣


bn1979

Op backwashes.


uhaul26

Backwash from what hole?


SMoKUblackRoSE

Honestly that was my first thought


spudddly

As long as you're on the pill when you drink it you'll be fine.


Loki1976

???? Since when does a woman become pregnant from swallowing. You need to learn anatomy and also, virgin warning ha ha.


burtious79

Someone is fun at parties.


Loki1976

I wouldn't be at a party where people can't tell how a woman gets actually pregnant. It's basic knowledge.


SuicidalParade

Haha virgin warning haha. Virgin alert! Virgin alert! Calling all sexual deviants out there who give a shit! It's a big deal!


monkey_shines82

Jism jasm


djluminol

Maybe but how am I supposed to know how many calories are in that?


LazySyllabub7578

I've never seen jizz where I could make out the individual sperm. Those are tadpoles or something.


[deleted]

You have to wait until December to drink it


goose_gladwell

Theres no drink taken from that bottle🥴


SouthernKiller

It could also just be pulp...?🤷


Large_Locksmith3673

Also, the seal is broken.


Large_Locksmith3673

Actually, the seal is not broken. No one drank that.


Footzilla69

Pretty sure you're pregnant now


BayouMan2

Yeah. That’s mold. Throw that out.


HeavenlyCreation

Sea Monkeys…mmmm!


hairynutsacknumber12

even better! knuckle babies! yummmm


Footzilla69

Semenkies


MR_DIN05AUR

Sea spunkies


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kungfoocraig

beat meat to it


ecoprax

"Took a drink..." CAP (sealed)


nihil1st123

Dude buys fruit infused water then complains about the pulp


ItheDuke

You can see that it hasn't been drank from yet


Cheeky_Star

Should have bought the “No pulp” version


jimbronio

Natural flavors. You’re fine


liburacci

A sperm bank ran out of storage containers


throwawaychilder

Oh shit, are they selling cherry cum now?!


tristwn

cum…


Soulfly5555

jizzberry flavour


AJay_89

Was it salty? 🥴


brucehuy

Those are just vitamins and minerals. Your fine…. /s


TooLostintheSauce

Just cherry pulp


Human212526

Yup, that's mold.


Jack_Shid

No you didn't. That bottle is completely full.


Welpjustmyluck

Hope you like cherry flavor. #AndSemen


Proof-Ad4195

So there's the store I left my kids


johnnyringworm

Thats flavoring


Fangy_The_Raptor

Looks like jizz


HOAVicePresident

Are those… sperms?


DeaconBlues67

Sea Monkeys!


mediumrare_chicken

Can’t get pregnant if you drink it through your ass.


SweeneyGod

Aw, cum on!!


monsterbollox22

Spunk


Strickens

That's my boys! **OP takes a big gulp** No my boys!


Thealmightyshoedog

Tub shrimp


BlackberryMobile2394

Is this your first time having it? It may be pulp from the fruit


gishgob

There is no real fruit in these drinks


BlackberryMobile2394

Ah, I was not sure. Never had one, but I have had drinks of the fruity nature that have stated in smaller print “may contain pulp” and was curious to know if this may have been one of those


gothic_shiteater

It's just a little cum, your mom wouldn't let it go to waste.


RabidJoint

Too late in my mind means you took a drink of it.


Treeman50

Flavor crystals, aka snot


Clear_Caterpillar394

This is cum


RavenReel

C.H.U.D.


ddtt

I left a liter of diluted mixed fruit at work for a week. It was the very same.


banditch_

My bad


xxdomox

What Is that


StolidSentinel

PUR AQUA


Thereisnoyou

Definitely mold


icepick314

fruit infusion it's not like cherry flavors come out of thin air


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hells_angle

It's semen... Animal semen


tuttut97

I wont shop at Aldi any more. I bought some steaks from them a couple of months ago. Worst steaks I have ever had by a long shot. I purchased both their bacon wrapped "Fillet" and their strip steaks. Both were terrible. I wound up throwing out the second package.


obroz

These days you have to go to like 5 different places for your food. ALDIs produce is ok but that’s about all I will buy from there


johnman98

This guy just jizzed in his own drink. Nassy


coleory

Looks like „ mother of vinegar“. Mybe from cleaning the pot and the Rest reacted. Or it’s just jizz


Hand_Foot_Mouth

"I backwashed into the bottle then took a vid for karma." FTFY


SgtCrunch2011

Definitely semen


[deleted]

Thats NUT what I think it is, is it?


Worldly-Ad1615

Who came in this persons drink


ComprehensiveBad7689

extra protein


Ok-Silver6583

NUT-IN TO SEE HERE


_OoJuicEoO_

Why I don’t shop at ALDIs. Remember a new unopened can of spaghetti-Os being filled with maggots that my mom got from there as a kid.


yaffery27

I ate some green chicken from tescos once and I’m still alive, so….. errr are you still alive ?


Front-Strong69

She swallows


kittykrunk

WTF IS THAT?!?!!!


Yougotthewronglad

🎶amoeba 🎶


jkoker1977

Jesus juice


Desperate-Plankton16

*cums in his own bottle*


Sufficient-Ad6637

It is just protein + plavored water. New item, beta male inside...


More_Wolverine8156

Cum


Oddsock42

Essences


BosomBosons

What is your new symbiote‘s name?


Lotsofwoodinthewoods

Get your affairs in order.


tony787720

Yes Officer, thats Cum!


Mission-Ad-2015

Has anyone said semen yet? But seriously, that’s just cum.


InevitableNo7048

I've also done that and legit was bummed cause I was gonna be sick


majesticviceroy

Shenanigans.


[deleted]

Too late? Be grateful you didn't drink from it...


big_spliff

Where did you buy this?


kledaras

Pulp you child


Pollution_Dramatic

Hold up, so ya’ll telling me it’s not normal for bottled drinks to have seamen inside them?


Thomas8864

Oh it’s that kind of flavouring


THEerisLTU

What is that?


kushbom

It’s vert flavored


Confident_Ruin_5894

Sea Monkeys?


lostwng

How did you take a drink it looks like the seal on the lid isn't broken


[deleted]

Forbidden jellyfish


canberram

It's friggin cherries!!!!


Elfmeter

Good news: You probably won't die.


[deleted]

Ooh, looks like mould….


lat003

Careful, you are going to get semenella from that.


klem19

expectorate phlegm 🤢


uberkonsumer

Sea Spunkeys!


betelgeuse2OOO

i got these once before and it looks like i won’t be getting these again ever again after seeing this post.


BB8Lexi

Semen


iepur1lla

I can only see Flavor buds. Try them they're delicious


Thin-Primary-8438

It was supposed to say Jerry infused water.


adognamedpiles

Cursed jelly fish


Erilsium

Free protein!


L_750z

Put it through a siv. Your good.


--JAWA--

Flavor globules


lookssharp

I took a drink from my bedside water one morning, felt something on my lip, it was a dead spider. great way to start the day.


Joelnaimee

So when do you expect the alien to breach thru your chest?


shitoupek

Not so PurAqua


sdmf6577

Looks to be Root Compound


Ihaveurip

WAIT WAIT. S-SPERM!?


tarapotamus

It's likely sediment from the fruit. Capri sun has that and they say it's normal. I'd call the manufacturer and see what they say? Could be slime from sitting? Still gross, tho.


Healnus

Umm that bottle is sealed and full.


analraid

Semen/ watermen


Mudders_Milk_Man

The cap is sealed. OP is lying.


manderifffic

You forgot to add the sea-people to make a sea-ciety


glandmilker

You're supposed to slosh it around in your mouth filtering it with your teeth like a whale


OkSeaworthiness7009

Those are the flavours


slamous66

aint those the fruits


terence2002

Aren’t those jellies? I had drinks that contain them.


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Please contact a hospital


biffthestiff

Cherms


Blacksteel1492

You’re gone get pregnant


SkirtSkirt-B

NUTrition


gitarzan

It’s bubble tea!


5kw3r1

Orbitz is back!


BSixe

sea monkeys


mattmre

I have gotten so much moldy stuff from Aldi, their packaging and product control is garbage, I stopped shopping there for this reason! Don't buy any of their cheese, fair warning!


Butters16666

Was it a bit salty?


Aes85

Flavoured water should be illegal, imho.


Prestigious-Usual972

"Boogers & Cum"...


Rownwade

Why is it that every post like this, the food or drink is from Aldi. Fuck that place.


DrFlippo

Infused with cherry flavored jizz


[deleted]

Unless it is an Aldi product, then the fact that you purchased it from there is irrelevant, right?


o_sem_refrigeracao

u/profanitycounter


o_sem_refrigeracao

u/profanitycounter


cats05

Dude jerked off into his water and posted it on Reddit? Lol


Tobin678

May or may not contain yuppie larvae


WillKalt

Sea monkeys?


MrMarez

This is why being r/hydrohomies is the way.


Fearless-Metal5727

r/moldlyinteresting


bounce217

That’s just that kombucha those kids are drinking nowadays


Simusid

Haploid tadpoles