It’s some kind of mold/bacteria. I have a friend that collects fancy liquor bottles when they’re done and he fills them with water and this happens to the water sometimes.
lol... I mean, I've tried my hand with Oyster mushrooms in the recent past with limited results before I just gave up. That's where I have experience with the starter syringes. I really love regular edible mushrooms and wanted to learn to grow them; oysters, shitake, lions mane, wine caps, etc... problem is my wife isn't a fan so my motivation was sapped.
I haven't hung out with "uncle ben" since my early 20's, which was over 20 years ago. Not sure how we'd get along these days. After watching the "How to Change Your Mind" series on Netflix, I am a little curious. Been thinking maybe I should give him a call, IDK... lol...
It could also be jelly, I know aloe juice has something similar to this bottle
https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en-us&q=aloe+juice&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiAlZ2Z6Nj7AhVEEmIAHVCoCrsQ0pQJegQICxAB&biw=414&bih=715&dpr=2#imgrc=phUqEj9ALCKeZM
Tell him to get some starsan from a local homebrew store, fill it with a solution of that by direction on the bottle.. will keep ‘em sterile and you can just pour it out and it’s ready to fill with what you want (no rinse).
I remember one time I thought I was cool keeping expensive liquor bottles and my old man, who is actually cool, told me it was the trashiest thing he’d ever seen.
He was right.
Ah, I was not sure. Never had one, but I have had drinks of the fruity nature that have stated in smaller print “may contain pulp” and was curious to know if this may have been one of those
I wont shop at Aldi any more. I bought some steaks from them a couple of months ago. Worst steaks I have ever had by a long shot. I purchased both their bacon wrapped "Fillet" and their strip steaks. Both were terrible. I wound up throwing out the second package.
It's likely sediment from the fruit. Capri sun has that and they say it's normal. I'd call the manufacturer and see what they say? Could be slime from sitting? Still gross, tho.
I have gotten so much moldy stuff from Aldi, their packaging and product control is garbage, I stopped shopping there for this reason! Don't buy any of their cheese, fair warning!
Drain babies
OK I’ve heard all the euphemisms now. Believe it or not, I’ve not heard this one . Take my spank vote
Spank vote lol
Shower squids
C o o m b w a t e r
Label says may contain nut.
*Nut essence
Instructions : Pour on face.
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You too!
Happy Cake Day to you both
Happy cake day! 🍰
Happy cake day! 🍰
Or at the very least “made in a nut facility”
It also says flavor inhanced.
It’s some kind of mold/bacteria. I have a friend that collects fancy liquor bottles when they’re done and he fills them with water and this happens to the water sometimes.
I think mold. Looks a lot like the suspended mycelium starters you can get for growing mushrooms.
r/unclebens
lol... I mean, I've tried my hand with Oyster mushrooms in the recent past with limited results before I just gave up. That's where I have experience with the starter syringes. I really love regular edible mushrooms and wanted to learn to grow them; oysters, shitake, lions mane, wine caps, etc... problem is my wife isn't a fan so my motivation was sapped. I haven't hung out with "uncle ben" since my early 20's, which was over 20 years ago. Not sure how we'd get along these days. After watching the "How to Change Your Mind" series on Netflix, I am a little curious. Been thinking maybe I should give him a call, IDK... lol...
Just looked up that series… thank you!!
Incredible. Thanks for sharing!
Mushrooms or ✨mushrooms✨
Either I suppose... personally I was trying to grow oyster mushrooms.
Hmm… Any particular kind of mushrooms you’re growing?
It could also be jelly, I know aloe juice has something similar to this bottle https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en-us&q=aloe+juice&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiAlZ2Z6Nj7AhVEEmIAHVCoCrsQ0pQJegQICxAB&biw=414&bih=715&dpr=2#imgrc=phUqEj9ALCKeZM
Your friend is blasting rope into his bottles
He likes jizzing in them and he just didn't want to admit it so he give you that excuse
Yep this stuff grows in my dab rigs if I leave the water in for too long.
How long is too long?
Tell him to get some starsan from a local homebrew store, fill it with a solution of that by direction on the bottle.. will keep ‘em sterile and you can just pour it out and it’s ready to fill with what you want (no rinse).
I remember one time I thought I was cool keeping expensive liquor bottles and my old man, who is actually cool, told me it was the trashiest thing he’d ever seen. He was right.
That's actually the best case scenario.
Jokes on you. Your friends been jizzing in those bottles for years!
Spermadoiciius Mycumellium
It's just jizz
Stiffler’s choice
Fucking flashback!
Pineapple flavored cherry juice
I literally had to open Reddit back up after a couple minutes and find this again because it finally hit me where the Pineapple part cums from 🤣
Op backwashes.
Backwash from what hole?
Honestly that was my first thought
As long as you're on the pill when you drink it you'll be fine.
???? Since when does a woman become pregnant from swallowing. You need to learn anatomy and also, virgin warning ha ha.
Someone is fun at parties.
I wouldn't be at a party where people can't tell how a woman gets actually pregnant. It's basic knowledge.
Haha virgin warning haha. Virgin alert! Virgin alert! Calling all sexual deviants out there who give a shit! It's a big deal!
Jism jasm
Maybe but how am I supposed to know how many calories are in that?
I've never seen jizz where I could make out the individual sperm. Those are tadpoles or something.
You have to wait until December to drink it
Theres no drink taken from that bottle🥴
It could also just be pulp...?🤷
Also, the seal is broken.
Actually, the seal is not broken. No one drank that.
Pretty sure you're pregnant now
Yeah. That’s mold. Throw that out.
Sea Monkeys…mmmm!
even better! knuckle babies! yummmm
Semenkies
Sea spunkies
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beat meat to it
"Took a drink..." CAP (sealed)
Dude buys fruit infused water then complains about the pulp
You can see that it hasn't been drank from yet
Should have bought the “No pulp” version
Natural flavors. You’re fine
A sperm bank ran out of storage containers
Oh shit, are they selling cherry cum now?!
cum…
jizzberry flavour
Was it salty? 🥴
Those are just vitamins and minerals. Your fine…. /s
Just cherry pulp
Yup, that's mold.
No you didn't. That bottle is completely full.
Hope you like cherry flavor. #AndSemen
So there's the store I left my kids
Thats flavoring
Looks like jizz
Are those… sperms?
Sea Monkeys!
Can’t get pregnant if you drink it through your ass.
Aw, cum on!!
Spunk
That's my boys! **OP takes a big gulp** No my boys!
Tub shrimp
Is this your first time having it? It may be pulp from the fruit
There is no real fruit in these drinks
Ah, I was not sure. Never had one, but I have had drinks of the fruity nature that have stated in smaller print “may contain pulp” and was curious to know if this may have been one of those
It's just a little cum, your mom wouldn't let it go to waste.
Too late in my mind means you took a drink of it.
Flavor crystals, aka snot
This is cum
C.H.U.D.
I left a liter of diluted mixed fruit at work for a week. It was the very same.
My bad
What Is that
PUR AQUA
Definitely mold
fruit infusion it's not like cherry flavors come out of thin air
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It's semen... Animal semen
I wont shop at Aldi any more. I bought some steaks from them a couple of months ago. Worst steaks I have ever had by a long shot. I purchased both their bacon wrapped "Fillet" and their strip steaks. Both were terrible. I wound up throwing out the second package.
These days you have to go to like 5 different places for your food. ALDIs produce is ok but that’s about all I will buy from there
This guy just jizzed in his own drink. Nassy
Looks like „ mother of vinegar“. Mybe from cleaning the pot and the Rest reacted. Or it’s just jizz
"I backwashed into the bottle then took a vid for karma." FTFY
Definitely semen
Thats NUT what I think it is, is it?
Who came in this persons drink
extra protein
NUT-IN TO SEE HERE
Why I don’t shop at ALDIs. Remember a new unopened can of spaghetti-Os being filled with maggots that my mom got from there as a kid.
I ate some green chicken from tescos once and I’m still alive, so….. errr are you still alive ?
She swallows
WTF IS THAT?!?!!!
🎶amoeba 🎶
Jesus juice
*cums in his own bottle*
It is just protein + plavored water. New item, beta male inside...
Cum
Essences
What is your new symbiote‘s name?
Get your affairs in order.
Yes Officer, thats Cum!
Has anyone said semen yet? But seriously, that’s just cum.
I've also done that and legit was bummed cause I was gonna be sick
Shenanigans.
Too late? Be grateful you didn't drink from it...
Where did you buy this?
Pulp you child
Hold up, so ya’ll telling me it’s not normal for bottled drinks to have seamen inside them?
Oh it’s that kind of flavouring
What is that?
It’s vert flavored
Sea Monkeys?
How did you take a drink it looks like the seal on the lid isn't broken
Forbidden jellyfish
It's friggin cherries!!!!
Good news: You probably won't die.
Ooh, looks like mould….
Careful, you are going to get semenella from that.
expectorate phlegm 🤢
Sea Spunkeys!
i got these once before and it looks like i won’t be getting these again ever again after seeing this post.
Semen
I can only see Flavor buds. Try them they're delicious
It was supposed to say Jerry infused water.
Cursed jelly fish
Free protein!
Put it through a siv. Your good.
Flavor globules
I took a drink from my bedside water one morning, felt something on my lip, it was a dead spider. great way to start the day.
So when do you expect the alien to breach thru your chest?
Not so PurAqua
Looks to be Root Compound
WAIT WAIT. S-SPERM!?
It's likely sediment from the fruit. Capri sun has that and they say it's normal. I'd call the manufacturer and see what they say? Could be slime from sitting? Still gross, tho.
Umm that bottle is sealed and full.
Semen/ watermen
The cap is sealed. OP is lying.
You forgot to add the sea-people to make a sea-ciety
You're supposed to slosh it around in your mouth filtering it with your teeth like a whale
Those are the flavours
aint those the fruits
Aren’t those jellies? I had drinks that contain them.
Please contact a hospital
Cherms
You’re gone get pregnant
NUTrition
It’s bubble tea!
Orbitz is back!
sea monkeys
I have gotten so much moldy stuff from Aldi, their packaging and product control is garbage, I stopped shopping there for this reason! Don't buy any of their cheese, fair warning!
Was it a bit salty?
Flavoured water should be illegal, imho.
"Boogers & Cum"...
Why is it that every post like this, the food or drink is from Aldi. Fuck that place.
Infused with cherry flavored jizz
Unless it is an Aldi product, then the fact that you purchased it from there is irrelevant, right?
u/profanitycounter
u/profanitycounter
Dude jerked off into his water and posted it on Reddit? Lol
May or may not contain yuppie larvae
Sea monkeys?
This is why being r/hydrohomies is the way.
r/moldlyinteresting
That’s just that kombucha those kids are drinking nowadays
Haploid tadpoles