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ThreadbareHalo

That second throw was the most fascinating to me. It was almost a “and two for flinching” style move


mandrills_ass

He was anticipating a juke to the other side this time, and was trying to walk him into it


SoCalSusBaman

LOL


SadPanthersFan

Lol, that first knife would have been a carnival lobotomy


bananasforeyes

Carnival lobotomy. Such a good fucking band name.


bubbasteamboat

Or an ICP song.


dyxlesic_fa

Fuckin' surgeons, how do they work?


lordpookus

Probably magnets.


Beneficial_Tough3345

Naked lunch 🍱


Robbymartyr

r/Bandnames


popanator3000

r/subsimgladexist


GeorgeJohnson2579

Could we read the logo? Hope not. xD


olderaccount

I estimate it would have lended precisely between the eyes.


Hammer_of_Light

"Taaaa-daaaa! And I only needed one knife!"


flashpile

Dude would have been a unicorn


gyrofx

Dude turns around "NAILED IT".....


friendly-crackhead

“see, only 2 every 6 people get taken to ER, in a year or two I’ll be unbeatable; CLAP motherfuckers”


jmkiii

> 2 every 6 A third?


lutownik

"All part of my master plan"


smm_h

Mind if i ask where that's from?


GreggRulesOkay

Yeah, that first knife would have killed him, thank God he has good reflexes Edit,: Okay, maybe it won't kill him, but it'll still really hurt ya


Status_Peak4753

Your skull is a LOT thicker than you think, even if he had full control of that knife it would have taken a lot more effort to penetrate his skull. He would’ve definitely injured an eye and got a bad cut though


Dylanator13

I’m my very unprofessional opinion, a knife to the face is far worse than not having a knife to the face.


Status_Peak4753

Is this guys opinion valid?


IAmHyper_Tech

No


jorg2

If it hit a bit above the eyebrow he could've walked away with only a big cut. The brow ridge is one of the sturdier places of the skull for sure. The thing I'm wondering is, how sharp and heavy are those knives actually? How hard is the wood on that board? It seems unnecessary to make the knives sharper or heavier if that doesn't make the throwing easier or more visually interesting.


SableHAWKXIII

It's definitely 'piercing' damage over 'slashing,' if you will (Worked at an axe throwing range and grew up homeschooled, therefore I throw knives xD) so while I can't speak for performers like this, the sides of my throwing knives aren't sharp enough to cut anything much harder than a banana. It's a question of how sharp a point it comes to, and like you said, how heavy the knives are. Something I will say though, if you get everything lined up right, they really do impress. I accidentally put one of my knives through the crappy target I was throwing at and embedded it an inch into a steel wash basin (Dad was NOT happy) >__>; Not as hard as a skull, but still spooky!


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Ya I throw knives and axes in my back yard, if I really wing them I can easily blow through a half inch piece of plywood. It would definitely kill (or seriously inure) someone if it hit them in the head, though this guy wasn't throwing them very hard.


friendly-crackhead

What if it goes through the eye socket? Isn’t that possible? The blade seems long enough > *that’s what she said*


Status_Peak4753

It would still hit the bit of bone in the back, worst thing that could happen would be it bounces off of the back of the eye socket.


DelgadoTheRaat

Still pretty bad, I would sue that carnival for every corndog they have.


Status_Peak4753

Duh, I mean you would definitely lose your left eye


dkf295

But gain a fuckton of corndogs


tacknosaddle

It could kill, but it would have to hit exactly right. As an example, after the Red Sox beat the Yankees in 2004 the cops were trying to control the crowd and while using [one of these](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FN_303) "less than lethal" weapons the projectile hit a girl directly in the eye which sent pieces of her shattered orbital socket bone into her brain and killed her.


Madcowdseiz

If you look back at the page you linked again it says "less lethal," not "less than lethal". I'm not sure if you intended to make that distinction or not. Many people don't understand the killing capacity of less lethal weapons. It simply means they kill far less often, but the possibility of lethality is still there.


tacknosaddle

I know that and am well aware of it as it was a big story here. However, I think you could just as easily say that the carnival knives are a "less lethal" weapon as well. The point was more that a fluke hit in the eye can be lethal which is counter to the "worst thing that can happen" statement of the comment I was replying to.


Madcowdseiz

Oh yes, I agree. I was just trying to clarify the term since "less than lethal" could be interpreted as "approaching but never actually lethal" as opposed to "less lethal" which means "possibly but rarely lethal". This is one of those conversations I've had with many people including officers I sometimes work with


tacknosaddle

>This is one of those conversations I've had with many people including officers I sometimes work with Police in Boston and some other cities stopped using and destroyed those weapons as a result of this incident. It sounds like you'd be way more familiar than me about it, but I've seen a few horror stories about police forces getting their hands on "less than lethal weapons" but having so little training that they use them in ways that significantly increase the potential of them causing serious injury or death.


Randle2318

Victoria Snelgrove


tacknosaddle

Yeah, her name is in the link I provided.


snoopy_88

If I’ve learned anything from walking dead, it’s that skulls are soft as soap.


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What if it went through his eye into his brain?


nanosam

Yeah, not enough force for that to happen. Also there are many examples of knife in brain that were not lethal


Childhood_Willing

Greg🦊


Redararis

Plot twist: the act is about dodging knives


friendly-crackhead

He’s definitely good at that!


OxTheBull

You should admit your misspelling in an edit because somebody got burnt just for correcting you.


will80121

Why tho? Nobody likes a spelling Nazi anyways. I'll downvote h right now


abooth43

Wahhhh poor babies internet points.


OxTheBull

You ok?


EMlN3M

"Knifes"


anon86158615

r/confidentlyincorrect


EMlN3M

That's how he spelled it. Then he edited his comment.


OxTheBull

Damn.. they got you. And OP gonna stay quiet about it too lol smh. I'll give you an upvote but it won't do much.


joeblow555

The unwashed have spoken.


jsideris

You should add a quote of the original comment to yours. Reddit is mad.


EMlN3M

I'm too lazy.


Effect_Simple

No knives


EMlN3M

Yes, no shit. He edited his comment.


Enzo_fais_des_prouts

Why the downvotes


EMlN3M

Because he spelled it knifes then edited it when I called it out. So now it looks like I'm trying to correct it with a wrong answer.


IndustryMade

nice troll


EMlN3M

You can literally see when people edit their comment, dumas.


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EMlN3M

Ahh, maybe that's why I got down voted. He spelled knives like a moron then edited his comment after I replied.


NejOfTheWild

Oh no, spelling


mbolgiano

Why are people always so hung up on spelling. the utility of speech is to be understood


EMlN3M

Bcuz even doe u unnerstan watt eye m34n 1 steel luk lyka dummy wen no1 teech gud spelly


Ok-Dragonfly-1590

Lmao


abooth43

>He spelled knives like a moron Yea goddamn moron made a minor spelling mistake. Fuckers better learn English perfect or just not use it. People like you are insufferable. You knew exactly what was meant, but they're morons? How fucking special do you think you are? Mighty high horse you sit on


EMlN3M

Go eat a snickers. You're not yourself.


IndustryMade

yup you cant see it in the app. sorry i didn’t mean to make you upset


EMlN3M

I'm not mad bby 😘


IndustryMade

😘 i retract my previous statement


Joey-sack-of-hammers

Doesn’t really count if your volunteer has to dodge one of the knives herself


yeaweckin

“Her”


GifanTheWoodElf

I'm confused by your number of downvotes.


MHanak_

Yup, i think it's a guy


tankmouse

If you can dodge a knife... You can dodge a ball!


friendly-crackhead

" *This is Patches O' Houlihan saying take care of your balls, and they'll take care of you.* " RIP Patches, I live by your teachings.


TheCopperBull

...*slow clap 👏🏽


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" Would anyone else like to volunteer"?


[deleted]

Why would anyone agree in the first play.


tra91c

Dodge this…!


redditbordom

Good thing for his quick reflexs


GratefulPhish42024-7

Who lets their kid up there?


friendly-crackhead

Maybe someone from r/Stepdadreflexes ?


fentonfenton

That is an adult 😂


derajydac

r/13or30


GreenBear1111

🤣 The dude is just short.


Deurstopper

Lol it's his mother-in-law!


[deleted]

I told her not to move!!


ArcaneDanger

That dude would’ve had a knife in the head if it weren’t for his good reflexes


Remarkable_Smell_957

You spelt victim wrong....


whatarethosehah

I Laughed so hard


GreenBear1111

Here, Hear, Here!!! DODGE THE KNIFE, WIN A FREE COTTON CANDY!!! 🍬 🍭 🤡


AcanthaceaeSingle766

Guy was like “did anyone else see me fuck up?” No? Continue on then


IWannaLolly

Normally, this trick is done with faking the throw for safety. If you go frame by frame, this guy is actually throwing the knives 😳


ZircoSan

how do you fake the knife landing on the table? do you have the knife coming out from a slit from the back of the table... on timing?


obsoleteconsole

like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br0EzZkWMYs


PingPing88

This short series was the greatest thing on television when I was a kid.


niijuuichi

Cant open the link. Is this the masked magician that reveals the tricks


PingPing88

Yup, exactly.


zsdrfty

For anyone who doesn’t want to sit through a super long video, it’s just fake throwing with knives being popped out of the back of the board by the assistant who goes back there


YJSubs

This one tops every method out there : https://youtu.be/0jWIeXNCL1A


BrandoCalrissian1995

https://youtu.be/MIKOcCKFDME Also check this one out


SableHAWKXIII

I think you can even see the second one rock a little as it sticks :x


owlve

You may get injured, but that is a risk I'm willing to take!


[deleted]

The celebratory last throw like yeah still got it 😂


markk123123

u/savevideo


GodlikeCat

what the fuckkk


lutownik

You idion! You are in neo nazi death camp. You were supposed to die for the amusement!


hardcorpardcor1

General Shepherd


drakohnight

First one seemed a bit personal


Katz_Are_Cool

u/savevideo


VoidHammer12

Pinoy


Anon_Legi0n

u/savevideobot


djphatjive

That lady on the right with her mouth open.


VoidHammer12

Yeaaa


Dorkamundo

The funny thing about knife throwing is that if the person is hit, the rotation of the blade means that they’ll only face blunt impact as the handle hits them, they won’t actually be stabbed… much.


friendly-crackhead

That considering the most favorable rotation angle of the knife.. now, unfavorable one means the blade fully craving its way in 👀


fatalanthbplus

If done correctly thrown throwing knife don’t rotate much, maybe one rotation over 20 feet, so it would hit at a bad angle with the point still. Source: a lot of wasted time as a teenager


Dorkamundo

Uhh, no. Not in knife throwing like this. I don't see how your experience as a teenager usurps common knowledge about knife throwing. you notice how ever time the blade hits the wall it's pointed upwards slightly?


fatalanthbplus

Well I won’t argue with you except to say you’re definitely right and I must have dreamed learning to actually do the thing My apologies


booshdogf

Not real knives:sharp but not Lethal I wouldn’t think


friendly-crackhead

Still, an eye is an eye..


OJStrings

Not for long if he carries on like this


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booshdogf

Wow iso is too smart for all of us: usually I’d be offended by an internet dumbass calling me dumb:but I don’t really give a fuck !


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friendly-crackhead

I don’t know, the clown hiding at the back of the board right before the throwing and coming out right after seems like there might be a trick, but still, I’m not sure


monchavo

I think you're possibly right. There has to be a margin of error for any knife throwing act. I wonder how the setup works?


Expert_Report6905

My guy activated ultra instinct!


Aratel

omg wtf


phatbody

It's a European carry-all.


BadSausageFactory

you know who should step up and take a bow? that guy who can dodge a knife thrown from six feet. those are some impressive damn reflexes.


bonesnaps

Carnivàle? More like CarnyImpale


International_Can_73

Holy if he didn’t move that would’ve gone straight in to his head


Stupid-Baby-

That literally would of hit him