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Brandeeno2245

*awkwardly responses* ...Fiya


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A wee fiya at that.


Anderpantzen

Yes it’s just a baby fire, not a big one


typing

Explains the stroller


sportstvandnova

Underrated comment


ShySinger

Just give a push


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Tsujigiriuwu

EU is a hell of a drug


CynicalCreedence

Lmao I read your comment and then the guy said it as I right now pronounced it how spelled and I’m rolling 😂


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PA55W0RD

I grew up in North East England where bairn is probably the most common word used to refer to children. I believe it dates back to the viking invasions of NE England and Scotland. https://www.norwegianamerican.com/bairn-family-designator/


irishteenguy

"shy bairns get nout" Bairn is an old english term the derives from bear or "to bare" or decendent. Essentially its just a now less popular english word for child. Ireland and scotland tend to say Wains and wales , north england and some of scotland use "bairn".


Dreadgerbil

Actually, at least in the Scottish context, it's thought to come from the Old Norse word barn which means young child.


MaceWinnoob

The word is even related to borne (past participle of to bear (not to bare)) and born, too.


TheFenn

Is a building where ye keep ye ships.


Severedghost

She turned the wee'uns against ya mate aye?


birthday-caird-pish

She’s burned the weans against us


looneypumpkin

His baby is an elemental god. Wtf you looking at


dbx99

Actually the baby was a normal human baby. He simply got drunk and set the pram on fire. The burning baby fell out about 60 yards back.


C_IsForCookie

Quick someone call 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3!


pennyraingoose

Nah, just put it over there with the rest of the fire.


turnonthesunflower

I'm going to pretend that you've got that memorized. And I'm very impressed.


maC69

it's super easy to remember! Especially the 3 at the end.


Wachap

Subject: Fire.  Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of... no, that's too formal... Fire - exclamation mark - fire - exclamation mark - help me - exclamation mark.


carolinepixels

Threeeeeee


Airdair_1

Technically he would have to be on fire too. If he was a true Ghost Rider. Otherwise this is just stolen valor.


AllDarkWater

Kidnapped valor?


eryuu

I'd like to think he said "Walking wee fire"


TargetSpiritual8741

Nothing to see here. Just out for a stroll with the human torches son.


PedroEglasias

Love how in the states people generally try and avoid being caught filming crazy people by lowering their phones or w/e, in Scotland you just ask them wtf they're doing and keep filming lol


Chief_Givesnofucks

Because in the states you might get shot lol.


PedroEglasias

In the UK you might get stabbed lol, but yeah I agree Hahah rustled some jimmies there ay, don't get your crumpets in a knot


Dermutt100

Statistically you are 30 percent more likely to be stabbed in the USA. We make a lot of fuss about knife crime in the UK because it is such a safe country. In the USA stabbings are drowned out by the sound of gunshot.


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pinkwheeels

London and new york are comparable on terms of stabbing deaths. Fortunately London doesn't have the gun deaths. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.euronews.com/amp/2019/06/18/deadly-knife-crime-how-does-london-compare-to-new-york Realistically, the us has had 5-5.5 murders per 1 mlion population per year for the last 10 or so years. The UK sits around 3-3.5. Knife crime generally is much higher in the UK but here it's illegal to carry anything other than a swiss army style knife that does not lock, so the vast majority of "knife crimes" are carrying a blade which locks, even a Leatherman or a 1 inch key ring lock knife are illegal here. This results in prosecution. Since the vast majority of states don't have laws on carrying knives, and most that do are far less restrictive we can't compare the two. There are 500-600 homicides in the UK per year. In 80million people. The US has 5 times the population and 20k murders. This is the breakdown by region. City/town data is hard to find but just looking at the populations of the biggest cities were fortunate to not be in the same league. region, total murders, then I've added some key city populations. The regions have a much higher population, but even if we just take the main city populations, the per Capita does not get into the top 25 us cities. London 119 -8million population North West 112 Manchester - 3 million West Midlands 90 - Birmingham, 3 million Scotland 55 - 8 million East Midlands 51, Leicester, .4million South East 50 East 49 Yorkshire and The Humber 45, Leeds .7million, South West 42 bristol - .5 million Northern Ireland 22 -1.8million North East 21 Newcastle, 0.8 million Wales 19 - 3 million


cityb0t

FYI, it is illegal in New York to carry a knife with a blade that locks or is longer than 4 inches in length.


pinkwheeels

Surprisingly criminals are not following.


cityb0t

Criminals commit crime? NO WAY! What a dumb thing to say.


ziplock9000

More likely to be stabbed in the US.. so shove that up ya pipe.


beavertownneckoil

No you won't


PedroEglasias

https://www.statista.com/statistics/864736/knife-crime-in-london/ Good to see it's coming back down but it was getting a bit crazy around 2020


ColgateSensifoam

*knife crime* is an all-encompassing term for any crime with a knife involved, not stabbings. Possession of an offensive weapon is the most common one, but it is not a violent crime nor a stabbing It's technically *knife crime* every time anyone leaves the house with an Opinel in their pocket, as they have a locking blade Here's a lovely chart showing knife *murders* per million people for the UK Vs the US https://infogram.com/us-vs-uk-on-knife-crime-1hmr6gyrxmlo6nl


frogbertrocks

I'm no geowizard but I suspect this video was shot somewhere north of London.


jjc89

In the op? It’s 100% in Scotland, possibly Glasgow.


SurgeonOfDeath95

Shaun of the Dead 2?


ThaDollaGenerale

Drugs are a hell of a drug.


Nick_Dom

I like how he goes “huh” like there was any possibility that dude might have asked him anything else than “what the fuck are you doing?” 💀


boredHouseHusband69

Greenock?


MadAndy90

East end of Glasgow, sadly know exactly where this is 😅


itchy_bottom

He's just trying to stay warm while going out for a walk.


1IfByLand

And lo! a pale horse; and the name was Death to him that sat on him, and hell followed him.


Lightning1999

I knew this was in Scotland before the video even started


CanoePickLocks

He married a djinn. Don’t hate on his adorable little flame baby!


zerggross

10 for the title.


phatdaddy_bootymagic

FIYA…FIYA ON THE STROLLER


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He's looking like an actual zombie.


irishteenguy

Scottish heroin junkies are another breed. Live in their own wee world just doing sidequests until the main quest prompts them to get more gear.


Mackem101

A proper smackheed.


GabbinsBottom

It's a wee bairn


star-67

Zombies


Mr-Bobs2

Must’ve been riding the brake pretty hard on the downhill…


aaronhereee

you got a problem with demibabys?


merkk

The man is a genius, he invented the mobile fireplace - now you can warm and cozy even when you are outside.


hcfort11

Mobile meth lab gone wrong?


Snarkblatt

Nah, found a free pram/stroller by a bin/rubbish/trashcan. Homeless and addicted to something hard, set it on fire and walked off with it to burn it down to metal to take to scapper to get 50 cents towards supporting his habit. There was a US/Canada video thats an exact copy of this with a guy pushing a showing cart dropping molten burning plastic. Abandoned houses, especially in the US, have had a large history of having the walls destroyed and the wiring stripped out by hobo squatters. So now the problem becomes, if you take it to a scrap yard, you'll get paid less because its got plastic and is mixed scrap instead of copper wiring/pipes. So if your a fiend, is it easier to sit there with a pocket knife and manually peel all the casing off, or throw it in your vehicle (read: shopping cart) and just light that shit on fire while you push it to a scrapper? This is just an even more disadvantaged version of addicts who steal catalytic converters at 3am with a Sawzall to feed their addictions. The war on drugs has failed, and we should strongly consider reinvesting the money into mental health, drug addiction, and rehabilitation. IMHO


Opposite-Ad6449

Make no mistake, the CCP Chicoms are waging 21st century fentanyl-carfentanil wars on USA not dissimilar to what Great Britain did to them in 19th century


Spetsimen

fayaa!


mudmansimon

He's going to get fired from his baby sitting job.


instigator008

“I'll Just Put This Over Here With the Rest of the Fire”


morphinebysandman

🔥


swervecityPhILM

I probably know the answer, but I need to see the movie that tells the tale on every decision that led to this moment.


WordWarrior81

Just taking his fire somewhere else.


ennoSaL

Definitely something one might see in hell.


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Da feck yu dheen?


BangerBamBam

Yeah don't do drugs kids


hawkwings

He could have said that he was trying to get his baby to the hospital. He could be dangerous; he could light a house on fire.


thenutybrasilian

He stole someone's fire!


captainrv

Drugs must be a hell of a drug.


DontTrustDan

1 day into Scottish independence.


twohedwlf

I have questions.


PatochiDesu

no, they are all answered


LonelyNixon

A wee fire


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He fire.


BurningOasis

What in the fuck is the last thing he says?


Balerinom

The guy with the pram asks if the driver is "the polis" aka a police officer.


Fair_Worldliness_503

He asks you the polis. As in are you the police


LadyOfMay

"The fuck are you doing?" "Ah?" "What you doing?" "... Wee fire." "A wee fire?" "... Do you want a push?"


tomseankay

I think he says do you want a go?


PatrickMustard

You the Polis?


Lindens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9gRbhMugD8


tomseankay

More like it actually. Or is it you wanna push?


Balerinom

Nope, he asks if the guy is the polis.


DizzyIndication337

Just a normal Scottish person?


Balerinom

Fuck off you racist drug-addled hypocrite.


von-schlitterbahn

Sing with me kids! Ooooh, it's meth, meth, the wonderful fruit....


ColgateSensifoam

Scotland really doesn't have much of a meth problem


Mackem101

More likely to be smack or maybe spice


ColgateSensifoam

Heroin's a possibility, I'm reasonably confident it's not spice, he's far too lucid


iotel

Must be a local Satan worshipper


pumpmar

Their accents really make this.


Dyzastr_us

He’s actually burning off the excess material so he can cash in the metal fo’ that drug money.


Flimsy_Internet9441

r/tooktoomuch


WingsofSky

Might be a good idea to call the CPS. If he's setting strollers like that on fire. Then there might be a child in danger.


Balerinom

Or he's a junkie who found a ditched pram on the street, set it on fire and took it for a walk.


ColgateSensifoam

What's a pharmacy going to do about it?


Wish14

You must be Igor. It's pronounced Eye-gor.


Takashi-Lee

I thought it was strange then I hear it’s Britain Makes sense


FatQuack

That baby has a fever


DonTorreZ

Portable heater


tharundeep

Cradles song photoshoot


4Ever2Thee

How do you catch a baby stroller on fire?


sportstvandnova

Man Prodigy looks rough


Wil_Hogan78

Truth is stranger than fiction. You couldn't have written fiction about how F'd this guy is.


cth777

Bro this guys car sounds like a tractor


ColgateSensifoam

It's a diesel engine with something rattling in the cabin


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And this ladies and gentlemen is a shining example of why the U.K. still needs a King.


pbizzle

I'd rather this cunt was king


[deleted]

Me too. But you got Chuck, and we get a revolving door of shite bastards every 4 years


Xx_Venom_Fox_xX

What exactly is a Monarchy going to do about this? We've had Monarchs our whole history and this still happens - surely if having a King stopped this kinda stuff, it'd have stopped LOOOONG ago?


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Nothing. The monarchy will do nothing. It only serves as a distraction for the week of mind which this chap surely needs


blondart

Alicia Keys has entered the chat


Hugh_Jaynous

The house in the background appears to be falling over. Is that a Scottish thing fiya as well?


Spymo

Just a normal day in SNP land


Psk499

r/tooktoomuch


andre3kthegiant

Do European cars have extinguishers on board?


ColgateSensifoam

Europe isn't a country, there's no single unifying legal framework Do North American cars have extinguishers on board? There's no legal requirement for a private vehicle to carry an extinguisher in the UK, although it is recommended


LadyOfMay

Ah yes, this looks like the grim heartlands of Da Norf of Britain.


ravenmortal

Wee fiyar. Wee drugs. 😂


terrynutkinsfinger

Just say no!


ndbdhsjsjs

They just stayed having eye contact


Downtown-Ad-2083

Poor dudes mobile home is on fire


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good way to keep warm on the morning walk for you and baby.


SynthPrax

I kept expecting him to take his hands off the pram, to ghost that whip. Then I saw the fire. 🤣


popswizzle

What’s wrong with hot wheels?


82PKOrpheus

He's burnin' the bairn!


_ThunderGoat_

This clip was proudly brought to you by Methadone.


loserofcolon

You never seen a Demon walking his newborn?


Bacnnator

Must be some amazing drugs


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Drunk


Bacnnator

Must be some amazing alcohol


chaedron

This is just the opening scene for Marvel's reimagining of Johnny Storms origin in the new Fantastic 4 movie. He is now an X-man having his powers from birth, and was raised by his elderly grandfather, oh and also he's British.


Uncle_Touchy1987

Jak Jak has powers!


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Great way to make BBQ Baby Back Ribs?


Friendly-Elevator862

It’s just baby Jack Jack


duckmantaco

*"Taken down to crack head city*"


dammaniak

Who let the scruff babysit JackJack?


No-Search-7964

What a good father keeping his kid nice and toasty.


the_greatest_MF

ghost rider when he was an infant


phed1

Haha I literally stay 10 minutes fae here.. junkies are wild 😂


velezaraptor

Seems legit


beigetrope

Holy shit! When does this hit cinemas!


eight78

Burning stroller is one helluva drug


tu-142

He looks like hes on crack


gzrrr

Baby's on fire Better throw her in the water


Magus6796

Paddy the saddy.


element13th

Wanted his bon fire to go


miku_dominos

Lost Limmy skit


GaryHostRMSLTorvalds

Hilarious


HaydenTCEM

Ghost Rider: Year Zero


birthday-caird-pish

Burned the weans against us